The arrival of the Mercury Lamp is an early warning signal, Shana's intrusion is a confirmation alarm, the Academy of the Apocalypse team and Sagara Sousuke who went to the wrong set are the heavy rainfall, and the Spartans after that are the official first. flood peak.
Anyone with common sense knows that the first flood peak can only mean one thing: a second behind it.
The Spartans crossing in a formation seemed to be a sign of the beginning, and then, the army of traversers that emerged from all over began their turbulent actions. Of course, the activities that followed immediately were already on standby around the world. Imperial soldiers.
A large number of suspicious targets whose actions are different from ordinary people are quickly locked, and then investigated and captured by covert operations forces. In the cities with the most serious outbreaks, even two hundred suspects can be found in one day. Of course, one hundred of them may be For performance artists, 50 are experts and professors, 30 are network writers, and the remaining 30 are time-traveling...
Eh? I'll do the math again...
Cough cough, in short, today's earth has become a distribution center for people who travel through time, a large number of weird guys from various worlds emerge in endlessly, and the agents we sent out and the rangers of the special ability group began to work overtime day and night, Fortunately, as long as they can lock the suspicious target, it is relatively easy for them to judge whether the other party is a traverser. Ding Dong squeezed out a special extract from the leaves of the World Tree. It can be used, smearing it on the eyeballs can distinguish things that do not belong to this world, and the transmigrator will appear shit yellow in their eyes—although Ding Dong repeatedly emphasized that it is only the color of orange-flavored lollipops, but I still disagree with it. Full of resentment.
Therefore, you can often see such a scene in the corners and uninhabited alleys all over the world: a group of men and women in black super special police uniforms or silly old-fashioned suits will block a performance artist with strange clothes and strange behavior in the corner. When a tragic children's prohibition was about to happen, the black suits began to take out eye drops bottles to apply medicine to themselves, and in the next second a dozen or so sharp eyes swarmed up and knocked the hapless "artist" to the ground.
Of course, it may also be an apology.
Although the above-mentioned things all happened in the corners of the streets and in places that are inaccessible, but when they happen simultaneously all over the world every moment, even if they happen hundreds of times a day in one city, it is hard to say whether they will attract the attention of ordinary people. Well, in theory it is.
But in fact the opposite is true.
Whether it's "black suits collectively put on eye drops and beat LY lovers in the street", or "a large number of performance artist enthusiasts pop up in the streets and alleys", they have never attracted too much attention. In a word, the world is getting worse, and while the law and order is not good, all kinds of unhealthy trends and evil spirits are also rampant.
This fully demonstrates one thing. With the rapid development of spiritual culture today, performance art and aesthetics of violence have indeed been integrated into the lives of ordinary citizens, and they have become accustomed to it.
Of course, the power accumulated by the special departments of the supernatural group and the imperial commanders in human society may have played a significant role in appeasing the local government. All in all, everything is going on in a very harmonious and beautiful atmosphere. It never occurred to me that the ERs rolling past in front of my eyes had the slightest relationship with the other world, just like the rampage in Nanhu Park at 10:30 last night that caused a couple to have sex (this kind of deep mystery, I hope good children don't analyze it) haha Leigh Porter's runaway was finally interpreted as a rare high-tech speeding robbery, and everything was concealed.
This is the "Imperial Floating Population Management Rescue and Shelter Center" urgently established in Shadow City. A group of tall and burly imperial soldiers temporarily acted as official apes here, responsible for registering the newcomers. After the arrival of the peak traveler, it became the busiest place in the entire Shadow City within an hour. The vast metallic hall was filled with people like a waiting room. The most abundant ethnic culture exposition, its composition is complex enough to feed a writer for two lifetimes—and it is the kind that changes five times a day.
But the miracle is that these all kinds of messy guys mixed together but surprisingly maintained the basic order, so I couldn't help but began to wonder what the process of the "friendly invitation" those imperial soldiers swore to promise was.
"Name?"
A soldier in a suit but with an alloy armor on top asked the weak boy in front of him in a muffled voice.
"William Sanghis..." The weak young man was obviously frightened when he was caught, and because he was pampered since he was a child (you can see the big chain on his body), he replied that he was as strong as a bear in front of him. The imperial soldiers asked tremblingly.
"Profession?"
"Magicians... nobles... no official positions..."
"The place of origin and time travel—that is, the reason for coming to this world?"
"From... from the Kingdom of El Karen, I came here because... I made a mistake in practicing magic."
"Your number is A1531. Follow the James Bond team to Area A and wait for the distribution and injection of tracking serum." The imperial non-commissioned officer at the registration office said in a rough voice, picked up the steel stamp next to it and stamped "Boom" on the registration form He stamped it carefully, then carefully pulled out the form that had been pressed into the table, and looked around to see if no one quickly stuffed it to the other party.
"Boy, let me give you a suggestion. Maybe steel is very valuable in your world, but here, your chain looks like a prisoner—yo, Kaisen, I can borrow your steel seal."
The person who spoke was a senior military officer on the table next to him. The other party was wearing a neat black suit, and a pair of big sunglasses on his face could not conceal the arrogance of his Chinese face. After the imperial officer taunted the young boy who had just completed his registration, he immediately shamelessly borrowed something from his subordinates.
"Sir, where is your stamp?" the adjutant named Kaisen asked while passing the stamp.
"I used too much force just now, and it's already flattened—hey, that green-skinned guy over there, don't go, come over and register, name?"
"Piccolo..."
"... Do you want it? The original version of Dragon Ball, high-definition."
"... I just want to ask when can I go back?"
Officer Heichao shrugged: "Wait, there are more than 30 Jedi knights in front of you, if you are really bored, I will count it for you later - how many times has the red-haired guy in the back told you, Kusanagi If Jing is not here, you really want to fight with the scorpions, and guarantee that those female tyrannosaurs will make you want to die..."
"I think the world is in chaos."
In a corner of the registration hall, a small group of people gathered together, kowtow edamame, leisurely looked at the busy hall, and muttered comments.
"Hey, hey, girl Xue, as a prophet, don't talk nonsense, I will take it seriously."
Lin Xue squinted at me, and while feeding the peeled beans to the little Bubbles scurrying around on the seats next to her, she muttered: "This is the exact words you said when you saw that little girl just now."
"Nonsense," I looked up and rolled my eyes, "The name is Lina? Because of Bass's crime is also Lina? Because of Bass's guy, the moving end of the world, didn't you sigh when you saw her, may Jingdang bless the world?"
"That's why you misremembered the wood"
"But today is really an eye-opener," my elder sister always used her gentle voice to reconcile when Lin Xue and I were bickering, "Ah Jun, it feels like our family is running a travel agency."
The scale of this travel agency is too big, right
"Hey, does this kind of chaos often happen in this world? How can you all look very calm?"
When we were busy knocking edamame, there was a small man who was also a time traveler but took up the vi quota because he came earlier and was always observing the hall curiously. At this time, he seemed to think of something, and immediately said asked me.
"Mercury Lamp, how many times have I told you that I want to call you my elder brother?"
"Don't even think about it," the haughty doll turned his head angrily, "Don't think that you can do whatever you want just because I've talked to you these two days, I won't satisfy your perverted desires—hello, answer my question"
This state, is... awkward
Isn't it because when I came over, I caught you under the armpit? Usually, I carry the Goddess in my pocket.
"It's the first time this kind of chaos has happened in this world," I explained shaking my head, while putting a few edamame beans on a small plate in front of the mercury lamp. The latter looked at me strangely, hesitated, and picked it up "It's just that we have encountered things that are a hundred times more troublesome than this in other worlds, and we are used to it."
That is, in terms of the severity of the problem alone, how can the traversers all over the earth be inferior to the Zerg on the entire planet? It's just that the current situation is extremely troublesome. After all, the earth is my home, and it depends on everyone to protect it. It's cool to have a sniper cannon to settle everything in Pandora. I'm going to cry to death.
"Run around all day to save the world, right? I heard that big crow that can turn into a maid said that that simple ghost regards you as its own god. Hmph, I think you are just a fool It's just a good old man."
"That's right, if you put it on an ordinary person, you are a fool and a good person," my elder sister looked at the mercury lamp quietly, with a faint coercion in her eyes that I called "the halo of the elder sister who is the nemesis of children", "But Ah Jun is the leader of the empire, so he can only be called Ren Jun, Mercury Lamp, as a child, he should always see the light."
I have never been able to understand how my sister's great lethality to loli normal creatures came about, but her talent does exist, as if most people don't understand nuclear energy but the sun on their heads is still fused every day , the aura of my elder sister can't be explained, but Mercury Lamp is really afraid of her—the big-ass doll suddenly calmed down.
But only for a minute.
"Hey, when can you send me back, or help me find my father?"
Mercury Lamp brought up the topic she always talked about again, but this time, she put "going back" before "finding my lord father".
"You have to understand that your world is not on our registration list, but I promise that I will send you home as soon as possible."
The only thing I could offer was this weak consolation, and then, after hesitating for a while, I lightly put my hand on Mercury Lamp's small head and rubbed it twice.
More or less, it can make her feel at ease.
"Snapped"
Sure enough, it was opened directly...
Lin Xue looked at my devastated expression and laughed happily. The meaning in the eyes of the eldest lady appeared in front of my eyes like subtitles: "Wu Mu, your daddy halo has finally expired."
Tsk, my motives just now were relatively pure.
The hustle and bustle of time-travelers is not far from us. This feeling is as weird as watching a movie. After observing for such a long time, I have gradually discovered the commonality of these time-traveling parties.
The first question almost everyone asks is: "When can we go back?"
Traveling through time is not as beautiful as you imagined.
Suddenly being thrown from home to an unaccompanied place, everything you know falls apart in an instant, and the distance between the family you live with day and night cannot even be described by life and death, and you have to face a different world full of dangers...
And the gang of imperial soldiers with serious violent tendencies.
This kind of pressure is not something ordinary people can bear. No matter how many times you watched the online YY scene where you killed the Quartet in another world, when time travel really happened to you, you would feel homesick, especially These traversers have passed through the earth in fear for several days.
It would be better if it was a traveler from a parallel world to the earth, such as Shana, at least she could find a lot of things she was familiar with here, but those Namekians and orcs are really big now.
Uh... there seem to be exceptions
A traveler who is completely different from other people passed by, an earthling, an earthling wearing a hurdling vest, big pants and flip-flops, an earthling who was buying sex with imperial soldiers, passed by like a lantern in front of him With so many traversers, this is the first time I have seen such a calm master.
"Excuse me, did you travel through time?"
Out of curiosity, I came behind this maverick traveler, patted him on the shoulder and said hello, "I am the person in charge here, they all call me Chen Jun"
"Ah, it's a pleasure to meet you," the flip-flop uncle grinned at me, "I just wore it the day before yesterday, and I was nicknamed Big Eyeball..."
I:"… "
"Ah Jun, what's wrong with you?"
When I got back to my seat and saw my strange expression, Qianqian immediately leaned over and asked.
I shook my head: "It's okay, I may have seen B just now... Qianqian, can you stop playing that episode just now?"
Then everyone at the table looked at me as if they were aliens.
This is just a small episode, and what follows is still a leisurely time of knocking edamame and watching a good show.
But it seems that God can't understand everything going on so smoothly. The next morning, an emergency communication from the New Eden Federation let me know that when we were knocking on edamame, there were still two good foundations. You are in dire straits.
In the depths of the distant star sea, there is a beautiful place... Forget it, this style is not suitable for me. To put it simply, in the distant Koprulu star area, a human uncle named James Reynolds and a human named Zela Protos ** in the picture is experiencing unprecedented pressure: this is what they expressed to me during their morning correspondence.
Ya didn't know at all to implicitly express that as a party member, he can overcome all difficulties. The current situation is good, but he hopes that organizational comrades will come to guide the work.
social chaos.
This is not easy to understand. After all, even on Earth with a relatively low level of civilization, things like the sudden appearance of traversers on the streets and the violent beating of black superheroes in the street did not cause any panic, but in the Koprulu sector, those who have already Commonwealth citizens who are accustomed to seeing strange alien creatures and walking robots parading the streets have already begun to feel unstable.
The reason is very complicated. In short, after the cataclysm, the dark clouds that have been hanging over the entire New Eden Federation have finally found a breakthrough point in the confusion and worries about the future of the entire race.
It is impossible to find out who was the first to poke it out, but now the common people of the New Eden Federation do spread the word that "invaders from another world have entered human society, and even the Xiling Empire has sent commissioners to come here." Rumors like "Combat" are already in a bad situation where the country is ruined and the entire human race is crowded into refuge planets and colony ships. Now that such rumors are spreading again, the social turmoil caused is absolutely catastrophic. .
What's more deadly is that these rumors are easy to verify, whether it is the outlandish costumes, "crazy" people who appear out of thin air, or the federal agents who rush out to make arrests, and the secret concentration camps that have recently appeared in the public eye, all strongly confirm that In addition to all of this, due to disaster reconstruction, the New Eden Federation is now in a state of inhabitable land, and they can't even find a free ecological planet to house the billions of traversers (thanks to the New Eden Federation Huge territory, this number will rise steadily in the next few days), and the result of concentrating it under the eyes of the public is a new round of doomsday theory in society.
The most urgent request that Renault asked me for help was to hope that the empire could help them build an ecological planet as soon as possible to accommodate the traversers (creating an ecological planet within a few days is a technology that the New Eden Federation absolutely does not have at present), at least Don't let those emergency concentration camps stimulate people's nerves any more.
And Raynor and Zeratul have jointly told me that they now very much want to swallow the guy who was the first to spread the rumor with chili sauce.
This shows the superiority of human society (especially the "Earth"). Baptized by all kinds of gossip, lace, news and doomsday remarks all day long, the spirit of the people on Earth presents a kind of spirit that the Protoss would love. If similar rumors spread on the earth, I guarantee that they will not even get out of the third ring road, and they will have to be fermented into entertainment versions in the saliva of uncles and aunts—just like the story of 2012.
"So, now you have to go to the New Eden Federation yourself."
I said so before pushing Lilina onto the Imperial flagship headed for the Koprulu sector.
"Why do you always have to leave the errands to me?" A pseudo-loli priestess looked unhappy. She just went on a long trip from Azeroth a while ago, and she is still tired.
"You should just preach by the way," I chuckled. The girl said it reluctantly, but she still accepted the task honestly
"Cut, black-hearted boss...then I'm going." Leaving such a sentence, the chief priestess of the Goddess of Life, the chief heresy inquisitor, the grand pope, the chief ascetic, the chief maid, the chief... big fool, lead The Templar Legion she formed, a group of jobless people, a group of militarists, and a group of religious lunatics, left the solar system with great momentum and started her magnificent journey—this is a later story. A