"Ding Dong said, you are mortals"
The only thing the little thing did was express his thoughts to the three people in front of him.
Then everything took effect: originally created by Yamato no Orochi, the blood of the heavenly gods flowed in the body, and the three people whose souls were completely different from human beings, at this moment, a deep and soul change occurred at the same time, Yamato no Orochi, or The imprint left by the will of the earth on them has completely disappeared, and they have become completely ordinary people, so ordinary that they are no stronger than a family of three living on wages and frugality in small cities.
Cut, don’t even look at where this is. Around the World Tree, the God of the Universe, scolding Jesus for seeking death in front of God is not what he did. Why do you think Ding Dong is easy to bully
Well, Ding Dong is easy to bully.
Ahem, no matter what, at this moment, the combat power of a certain pet broke through the sky.
Ding Dong's combat power is indeed 5, I can swear to God on this point, but a combat power equal to 5 does not mean that the strategic value is really only 5, especially in this place, next to the World Tree, at the foot of the real emperor, here, as long as Ding Dong If she wants, her words can be turned into laws. Although in most cases, this little rule structure is terrible, but it is like a game for her if she wants to turn the word "Heavenly Gods" on her own territory.
"I said before that Yamato no Orochi is a village cadre here, and the few of you who work under him are not even counted as street directors."
Looking at the three people of Qijiashe who have become ordinary people, I feel very comfortable in being condescending.
Although emotionally speaking, I don’t have any hostility towards the Orochi clan, and I’m even somewhat kind to the three people in front of me—that’s the kindness that comes from the three years of skipping classes in junior high school and being dragged out of the Internet cafe by my elder sister by the ears. It can be said that they are My close comrades-in-arms in the process of growing up, but emotionally it is one thing, and when these big living people really come to their own territory, it will be another thing.
Unlike Liana Yagami, who occasionally goes berserk but is usually law-abiding, the few in front of me are living treasures who don't regard themselves as human beings at all (correctly). Even if they love the world, they definitely don't love humans. I'm really worried about staying in the crowd, so the best way to deal with it is to let the three of them fully realize the truth that village cadres can't do it at the department level.
Even though the main hall class is just a pet lying on a human head and chewing on a lollipop.
"You are newcomers, so you may not know much about the situation here." I stretched out my hand and pulled Qijiashe up from the ground. The impact of suddenly becoming an ordinary person was not limited to physical weakness. "This space is A place you can't imagine, here, the first thing you have to do is to forget how powerful you were in the original world, see that big green-skinned man watching the excitement over there? That guy named Piccolo comes from A perverted world, where fighters can turn the earth into Sakima with just one punch, the highest being in your place, Yamato no Orochi, is just an apprentice in front of those guys, but that level of power is in our power system Middle—believe it or not, it’s only equivalent to a mid-level commander, not even a monthly salary of 500 yuan.”
"Cough cough..." Qijiashe stood up straight with difficulty, and the deep impact of the soul made him feel that even breathing needs to be concentrated to complete. He looked at this side with suspicious eyes. The first reaction is not to believe: Yamata no Orochi’s position in their hearts is unshakable and supreme. My words are undoubtedly a great provocation to this belief, but he is not a fool, as I said, This is already another world, and the complete loss of contact with my "lord" proves this without a doubt. Just now, the three of us were not only easily suppressed by a few soldiers, but also lost under the words of a little pet. With all his strength, even though he still doesn't know what happened to him, he can be sure that the hidden dragon and crouching tiger in this weird place have reached an unimaginable level. He has stood at the peak of his power in the original world, and even a dragonfly is here. Can't beat it.
"Ah Jun, I don't know why, but Ding Dong suddenly wanted to bite the big guy in front of him."
The little thing sat up on my head and said in a very dangerous tone.
"Okay, let's accept the reality," Sharmie pressed Qi Jiashe's shoulder, who seemed to be a little emotional, "but at least don't challenge our loyalty to our Lord, and besides... what happened to our body?"
"Well..." I scratched my hair, "Maybe I have to challenge it, have you heard of sovereignty conflicts?"
"?" by Charmi ※ Qijiashe ※ Chris.
"Our God has disarmed you heretics, that's it," I described in an easy-to-understand way, "but only temporarily, I know there are at least two guys here who will seize the opportunity to kill you, so later I'll restore your strength in a day or two."
Of course, Qijiashe and the others will not be convinced by such a treatment, but let Sandora have a headache. I have had enough trouble caused by these traversers.
"When did these time travelers become heads?"
When I came to a quiet small park near the third residential area, I threw myself on a bench and sighed.
"It seems that you are very troubled now."
Suddenly a gentle voice sounded from behind, and I lay on the chair without opening my eyes, and said lazily, "Why do you have time to hang out here? The holy water mixed with Nongfu Spring is finally sold out?"
The gentle voice was silent for a while, and finally revealed his dark nature: "...you are really a wicked god."
Needless to say, there was only one guy who used the Nongfu mountain spring with holy water to deceive the traversers in the shadow city before, the chief bishop of a certain magic ban, a beauty who is always seventeen years old, Miss Laura Stewart.
Although I want to say aunt's.
"Lola, if you really have nothing to do, go and count ants under the World Tree. I'm really not in the mood to chat with you right now."
Although I knew that such a protest would have no effect on a "girl" whose words and deeds were seriously inconsistent with the status of the supreme bishop, I said in a muffled voice, and then I felt a shadow floating in front of the left: Laura circled in front of me.
"That's not the position God should have. It's just a prayer, not just counting ants." Luo La firmly blocked my way of photosynthesis, and she was not idle for a moment. It sounded stupid to me. The incomparably old-fashioned and poor-quality Kansai accent expresses her own opinions, as if this widely criticized way of speaking has become her great hobby, "Then, my lord is so troubled, I don't know if I, a servant, can do this for you." Do you share your worries?"
I opened one eye, then put aside the jingle that was gasping on my eyelid, raised my eyebrows and said, "Master God? How long are you going to use this title? You are very smart, knowing that I am the same as the Lord." Dime has nothing to do with it, and I should know that I don't believe in Jesus."
Laura showed a sly smile: "That's right, your name is not Jesus, nor is it any high-ranking figure in Christianity, but the name of a god is a mortal's arbitrariness, and the real god doesn't even know how to believe in his own name." What kind of existence is a mortal, and they don't care about those, so for me, you who also hold authority are no different from God, or to put it in an outrageous word—at least by your side, I can see, see, and touch The ultimate mystery, at least by your side, there is a living angel... ”
"Ah, there is an undead creature and a large number of alien fighters." Seeing that the nap could not be carried out, I simply sat up, and then looked straight ahead at a certain golden hair with an invisible smile~~ Long~~ long hair "girly", "Lola, tell me the truth."
"Eh?"
"Couldn't you be an undercover agent of the Tesla Theology, planning to subvert Christianity?"
"... This kind of statement can't be regarded as not heard."
Tsk, just one sentence of what you just said is enough to make the entire British Puritanism fall apart, you know? my great bishop
Laura ignored my serious questioning expression, and just put her hands on her chest in a solemn gesture of prayer: "I am a very devout believer."
Yes, I believe in your faith, but...
"But you don't believe in Yahweh, do you
It is a God created in your heart, an image that is omniscient and omnipotent according to your ideas but full of flesh and blood emotions. From the beginning, what you believe in is only the "lord" in your heart. Because of this, you can It seems so firm and pious to outsiders, because as a believer, the salvation you are looking forward to is already in your heart. Strictly speaking, you are still a Christian believer, but... you are another Jesus Christ, because you created another master. "
These words are what I have always wanted to say in front of Laura, because I really want to see if some unfathomable fox girl will have a panicked expression, but they are not my mortal IQ self After deciphering it, they are all Lilina's analysis, and looking at Laura's expression now, it seems that this analysis is all in.
"As expected of a god," the frightened expression on Laura's face was only fleeting, but it was enough to leave me with twenty-seven 1444×900 high-definition snapshots, "But there is something wrong with your analysis—the one in The Lord born in my heart is no longer a self-comforting illusion, at least, for the time being, you have taken this position."
I was stunned for a moment, and then added my hand: "Um, what a troublesome religious fanatic, I said that people like you can't survive if you don't find God to take the blame for the natural and man-made disasters you have experienced? Nine Heavens God and Buddha move Did you mess with you?"
Lola didn't speak, just smiled and looked at me until I got goosebumps all over my body: Please, although it's quite enjoyable to be looked at by a beautiful woman like this, at least you should also let me realize your own truth age, ma'am
"I have been looking for the Lord who can really save the world," Laura said to herself, her voice was low as if she was talking to herself, but I knew she was speaking to me, "I used to think it was God, but salvation is not Not descended because of my faith, God is remote, cold and unfeeling, as irresistible as nature with contempt for human beings... Ah la, that's not quite right to say, anyway, in the end, when the world is really in crisis, When all human beings should pray but are still in a state of luxury, what appeared in front of me was not God, but you who claimed to be the "messenger of God". This was a huge blow to my old "faith". Yes, from the beginning I doubt what you said, even if you have a real angel by your side, I don't believe that you are really from heaven, there is no way, you know how unconvincing an angel who needs someone to hold a sign on the opposite side to memorize the lines, But I really want to see whether it is 'God' who can save all mankind like a god, or you who have the same power... "
"Then I saved the world, and you firmly believe that I am the real 'lord. There are a lot of world leaders in the world, but there are only a few people who are as unreasonable as Laura. I really can't understand whether she is a worshiper of superpowers, a paranoid religious fanatic, or just a person who firmly believes in Christianity. But a freak who does not believe in the LORD.
Uh, don't mention to me that female pope named Lilina who is still lost, that natural black loli who just wants to use the name of "Master Goddess" to burn, kill, loot and make war fortune is completely different from Laura. species, both physically and psychologically.
"Okay, the high hat is over, what do you want to say?"
I sat up straight, then tilted my head slightly, "Don't just stand there, sit beside me."
A look of surprise appeared on Laura's face, and she sat down half a meter away from me with impeccable etiquette, muttering: "Well, this is the seat on the side of the gods. "
I was dumbfounded for three seconds, then removed the jingle from my head, and put an unknown little thing in the space between myself and Laura: "Let the real God sit down."
As soon as the words fell, the little thing jumped onto my hand nimbly, and then rushed to my ear and rubbed it affectionately, completely ignoring what I just said.
"This... I still think you are more reliable..." Even with Eola Stewart's usual indifference, she couldn't help laughing in the face of such a "God". Fortunately, she stopped her impolite behavior in the end , "That's it, I hope that the feeling of sharing your worries is not false, you should believe how much faith can have an impact on a devout believer, I have seen in the past few days that you have established for foreigners from all over the world This Garden of Eden is gradually creating chaos. Those foreigners who have no faith always take the grace you provide them for granted, wantonly trampling on the order of this end of the world, just as bad as the fights that happened today, as As a Christian believer, I can't bear to see such a real Eden be polluted by humans and finally closed like the old paradise... eh?"
Laura was interrupted by my pause gesture just after speaking, showing a puzzled expression like a little girl, tilting her head slightly and looking at me puzzled.
"Just tell me what you want," I waved my hands at Laura unbearably, "I will promise you what I can accept."
There are two kinds of creatures in the world that are most difficult to deal with. The first is a beautiful woman, and the second is a wily and calculating woman, and a wily and calculating woman who pretends to be tender to the point of natural beauty can only be described as terrifying.
"Okay, I want to join the urban management brigade."
Laura's face became embarrassing, and she reluctantly said the name of the sad organization.
"Why?"
"Preaching..."
"Ready to play."
"Eh?"
"You think I don't know your little plan at the beginning?" I squinted at Laura, "Spreading the glory of the Lord to the world is a lifelong belief of a Christian believer, but now you can even put your hands on it if you put in the effort." That thing was spread to another world, and all you have to do is to fool a few transmigrators into believing in God, preaching to this panic-stricken group, how dare you let go of such a good opportunity?"
"I'm very sorry, but it's definitely not because of my selfishness." Her purpose had been seen through, and Laura's expression finally became serious, "It is very necessary to let these non-believers know the glory of the Lord. The position of believers is considered in this way, no matter what, I hope you will allow me to be willful."
In order to preach... Well, this is really in line with Laura's character. No matter how weird her self-perception of the word "God" is, she is a devout Christian believer. I can't understand the way these religious people think La.
However, it would be a good thing for me if she could use her ability to fool the passers-by to make them more stable. For the largest bishop who can control the entire British Puritan Church, this should be quite easy.
"It's up to you," I stretched and stood up, "Whether it's preaching or flickering, use your supreme bishop's talents to make this 'paradise' peaceful, and I will take care of it after this chaos is over." Your reward—how about making you a pillow out of Alaya's plucked feathers?"
"Thank you very much. This is the highest honor." Laura stood up in surprise, and then bowed deeply, "But forget about pillows and the like, that angel is about to cry."
I turned my head, and the angel sister who was shot just now was looking at this side with teary eyes, with a pitiful look of grievance on her face. When did this girl fall out of my mind
"Uh, don't cry, don't cry, I'm joking," I hurriedly comforted the stunned angel sister, while I hurriedly changed the subject, "By the way, since you, Laura, have volunteered, it seems that other people should be allowed to do some activities. "V