On the wide balcony, the four eyes faced each other three meters apart, and there was a low pressure zone within a radius of five meters.
On the one hand, Ilya, who came to have a physical examination today as planned, came to play with "Big Brother" by the way, and on the other hand, was Mercury Lamp, who was suffocated by a certain head of state just now and was rudely treated as a doll. The silver-haired "Little Lolita" stared at each other with a needle point. The atmosphere is probably the same as when Sasaki met Miyamoto Musashi back then. Sorry, I have a bad mouth.
"Hey, who are you? Why do you want to nest in the arms of big brother? Don't you know that place is exclusive to Ilya?"
The silver-haired "Lolita" A was the first to attack with Ling Ran's aura.
Sorry to interrupt, in fact, as long as any one of Pandora, Viska, and Little Bubbles is present, you have never succeeded in monopolizing it, have you
"Who cares about that position?" Mercury Lamp was already full of evil fire, and it happened to detonate the explosive keg at this time, "It's all because that idiot is being rude, but you, where did you come from?"
"Ahem, let me say a few words..."
I coughed twice and planned to try to persuade the fight, let this metal storm and a magic bomb (not complete) hit here. Although the house may not necessarily collapse, the potted plants left by Lilina will definitely be finished.
Hey, did I just mention before I was alive
"Shut up" "Brother don't talk"
Okay, let's fight, you two, I'll watch.
But thanks to my Lord Ding Dong’s blessing, the two scourges did not quarrel in the end, because the elder sister suddenly opened the balcony door and came in: "Ah Jun, did you see Ilya? She said she needed to check her body first, so she ran away alone Oh... ah, it turns out that it is here, and the mercury lamp is also there... "
Quite obviously, the moment my elder sister appeared, both the 92.3cm and 133cm figures trembled for a moment, and then changed their expressions at an astonishing speed. Take a shot: "Ah, my name is Elijah Sophie von Einzbern. I'm the elder brother's favorite sister. Please take care of me when we meet for the first time."
"Uh... first meeting, Mercury Lamp, yes... yes..."
"The new generation of artificial intelligence prototype code-named that Bubble recently researched is good at collecting dragon balls and tying feather dusters. It dreams of breaking through one meter in the spring tomorrow." I found a chance to fight back, taking advantage of the mercury lamp that I couldn't resist under the aura of my sister. In a state of honesty, I don't hesitate to speak out.
Then I saw the two little girls gnashing their teeth at each other at an angle that my elder sister couldn't see, and the mercury lamp was gnashing my teeth at me stealthily. From this angle, I really want to know how Luo Zhen managed to do such a difficult facial expression. Do you study polymer materials
"It seems that the relationship is very good." The elder sister, who is always a little nervous in unexpected places, didn't know it, but kept a warm smile and looked at the two "little girls" in front of him, "Then make friends, Mercury Lamp , especially you, you are usually too withdrawn, this time you met a new friend, you must get rid of the bad habit of throwing barrage everywhere, if you fight... sister, I will punish you~~~hehe~~~"
There is that black breath
I take back what I just said, my sis is not rough at all. In terms of dealing with awkward children, my sis has honed unimaginable skills on me since I was a child. No matter how good the acting skills of Mercury Lamp and Ilya are, I can't hide from them. My sister's piercing eyes...
Mercury Lamp and Ilya shivered neatly, and the two most troublesome little ones wisely chose to accept their fate at this moment, and then watched their elder sister leave respectfully.
"Well, it's over. I don't know why, but I instinctively feel that I have provoked a very powerful big sister. I always feel that I will be riddled with illnesses, poor, lonely and helpless. Frozen to death at half past one on the third step at the gate of a mansion." Ilya said almost incoherently with a bitter expression on his face.
Uh, my lord, has your curse developed towards high precision? And Ilya, what a ferocious ability to see you have! You can't be the disciple that Lin Xue secretly taught, right
"Hmph, it's a big deal and just be obedient in the next few days."
Mercury Lamp gave Ilya a disdainful glance, and the two girls, who never deal with each other when they met, never forgot to fight, "It's you, idiot, I will remember what you said just now, no matter what reason you have, I'm already angry."
Pat, clap.
I patted the head of Mercury Lamp, who had a stubborn mouth, amusedly. I already knew what the other party's reaction was when I said those words. Naturally, I wouldn't mind her rudeness. I was very surprised to lose my mind on the spot. If I guessed correctly, it was just a manifestation of panic: the thing that a certain rose girl has always believed in as the only goal of survival suddenly proved to be just wishful thinking. The resulting panic made Mercury Lamp paranoidly choose to ignore the facts, and just wanted to find someone to spread the flames. This reaction proved one thing: Daddy Halo has found the soil to take root, and is waiting for a chance to show his power .
Ahem, I'm not a lolicon - in theory.
"Crack" Mercury Lamp slapped my hand away immediately, turned and flew away. Due to the ban just now by my sister, she didn't dare to release the metal storm for the time being, but she still said a vicious sentence: "Don't touch me, I'm already Hate you so don't even try to touch me again"
"boom"
This idiot... Is this the first time today that you fell down because you hit a barrier
"Big brother, where did that huge doll come from?" Ilya looked dissatisfiedly at the direction where the mercury lamp fell, "It's too rude to big brother, Ilya should kill her."
"Hey" I pressed Ilya's little head, "Forgot how I educated you before? Don't talk about killing people, you want to be an ordinary girl, first establish a normal life for me Let’s talk about the outlook on life”
"Well... big brother is so strict..." Ilya pouted her lips in dissatisfaction, "Ilya doesn't think there is anything wrong with this, it's just big brother's idea, so just obey."
Well, what can I say
Since she was a child, she was a "manufactured" tool. Ilya's unconscionable parents never gave her the slightest care. Everything this little girl received was a preparation for the coming of the Holy Grail, including endless transformations. Magic experiments, endurance training, such inhuman things have accompanied her for more than ten years since she can remember. If it hadn't been like this since she was a baby, if Ilya took everything for granted, I'm afraid it would be a special soldier. None of them could accept this kind of torture, but on the other hand, no one cared about Ilya’s inner shaping—tools can only be tools, anyway, they are disposable consumables that will die in their teens. In terms of unnecessary waste, it is better to make this "Little Holy Grail" more perfect, this is the logic of those magicians.
After such a childhood, where does Ilya have a normal outlook on life
She can kill with a smile just because she is slightly upset, because she doesn't know that killing is wrong
The cruelest people in the world are pure white babies, because they are indifferent to everything, and Ilya is also so pure white. Although she seems to be a lot normal now, I guess it takes a long time to establish a perfect and normal outlook on life. for a long time.
Facing her like this, what else can I say
"Go and check your body," I pressed lightly on the little girl's head, "Tavier has prepared a new body for you, which is exactly the same as your current shape, and Ding Dong also helped, I believe you will definitely understand That body is very satisfying."
"No" was beyond my expectation, Ilya shook her head resolutely, "Ilya doesn't like my current body at all."
"Eh?"
"Ilya doesn't want to be a child who can't grow up anymore." The silver-haired "little loli" shook her head firmly, "It would be great if I could grow up. Ilya wants to have the same adult body as Sandora's sister."
"But I think it's fine now." With 120,000 points of sincerity, I looked at Ilya and said, I need to reiterate here, I am not a lolicon.
It's not a guilty conscience
"But if this is just a child..." Ilya still looked depressed, and lowered his head and drew circles with his fingers together, "there is no way to marry the big brother..."
Two seconds later.
"What did you say?" I was overjoyed... ahem, and my face turned pale in shock, "Who told you this mess?"
"It's Tohsaka," Ilya called a young lady by her surname unceremoniously, "She asked Ilya to memorize this sentence before she went to England, and said that as long as she said it in front of her big brother, she could see it." Big Brother’s expression changes from joy to surprise, it must be very interesting, it seems she didn’t lie to me.”
Tohsaka... you, a black-hearted young lady, deserve you to live in poverty all your life and can only live by calculating the rent of aliens
Deep in my heart, I complained about Tohsaka full of resentment, but I half-forcibly sent Ilya, who wanted to grow up and get married, to Shadow City, and asked her to have a physical examination.
Everything you do these days is very expensive. Changing your body, especially one made by the Goddess of Life, is not the same as changing your underpants. How can you return it if you don’t like it
"Wow"
It was completely in my expectation. Ilya, who came to Shadow City for the first time, yelled like this almost all the way, leading the passers-by on the side of the road to bow down. A girl with a childlike heart does not understand her (psychological) age at all. People should be reserved and hypocritical, but wantonly expressing the excitement in their hearts, "A big, big spaceship has passed by, big brother, there is a big, big spaceship over there... ah, there is another big, big spaceship!" Big brother, is this city your capital? It’s amazing... Wow, the army, it’s the army, and is that the legendary power armor? A tauren big brother wearing power armor really is the best"
Hey, is there an inevitable connection between the tauren machine gunner and the big brother who is the most powerful
But seeing that Ilya is now full of innocent smiles from the heart, I don't care about the girl's ambiguous way of speaking. Maybe she has experienced real happiness since she was a child, and some of it is just that twisted. The joy of... Well, let her play for a while.
"Big brother, who are those people over there?"
"That's Avatar, a group of hard-working people who have been demolished and have nowhere to appeal."
"Big brother, what is that? It's shining."
"That is a Super Saiyan who claims to be a heretic, but it is said that he came from a time-space disorder, and he doesn't know the story of Dragon Ball."
"Big brother, it's strange that there is a person coming over there, his right hand is red and red, and it's still locked"
"Oh, that's a ghost swordsman from the Arad continent. It seems to be called Niu Zai Tian Shen Ma. His name is so vulgar..."
How many weird guys have come to Shadow City recently
"Eh? Big brother, is that Xi... Xiling an animal from some empire? It looks so cute, like a combination of a rabbit and a cat, and there are two golden rings on its ears."
"Oh, that thing's called a QB..."
After a sudden silence of three seconds, under Ilya's perplexed gaze, I turned my head and called out: "The Royal Guard, the Imperial Guard, the City Management Assistant, the Women's Federation Director of the Sub-district Office, come over here."
A crowd of terminators immediately blocked the way.
"Grab that QB and send it to Sandora—just say it's for her snack Do not enter"
A group of violent elements suddenly agreed, and the expressions on their faces were as comfortable as those who had guarded the virginity of an otaku for thirty years and then suddenly met Icarus who fell from the sky. I only found out when I asked about it. I’m not the only one who has resentment about the rabbit, that cat-not-cat-rabbit-not-rabbit monster has been working diligently in pyramid schemes throughout Shadow City since it was sent here, claiming that as long as it signs a Lao Shizi agreement, it can transform into magic The girl, not only can instantly master the skills of large-scale fire suppression and precise point blasting, but also can fly at Mach 3.5 at high altitudes regardless of the laws of physics, and she will become a full-time member upon signing an agreement. When you wear it, you must change it in public in a way that will kill you. To use the words of the director of the Imperial Street Office in this area, an unnamed junior commander, he is an instigator who is even more asshole than Sikaro, but none of the people knows what to do. How to deal with it: In the current situation where the inhabitants of different worlds are full of strange things, even if it is a rabbit, we have to define it as a highly intelligent creature. No one knows whether this guy named QB should be protected by the "Transworld Protection Law" .
But it’s all right now, everyone can confirm that QB has no human rights, just like Long Aotian.
"Well, if this is the case, Ding Dong will have to work overtime to fix the world deviation..."
A small and cute head came out of my jacket pocket, looking at a nine-turn rabbit demon who was thrown into the phase cage and said depressingly.
"Little guy, remember one thing," I took out the little one from my pocket, held it in front of my eyes and said seriously, "For love, peace, girls and healing, and the resentment of the majority of otaku, and more importantly, for the headless senior sister head, the QB must die"
The little guy nodded half-understanding, and then said firmly: "Since Ah Jun meant it, it must be a very important thing Ding Dang, let's inform the former classmates to list QB as a prohibited creature."
Hmph, evil QB family, let the Nine Heavens Gods and Buddhas stare at them collectively, let me see how long you can jump around
"Big brother, is that little animal just now a very dangerous thing?"
Knowing this, Ilya found a chance to interrupt, and said with regret.
"Ilya, you can't just look at things on the surface," I patted Ilya's small head earnestly, and the feel was a little worse than Pandora's. Is it because I'm not used to this height? "The creature just now is a kind of yin beast. It relies on its cute appearance to deceive girls, and tricks the other party into signing a contract with a magical girl, and then doing this and that is very enviable... Ahem, something filled with righteous indignation, so please remember, Cherish your life at all times and stay away from magical girls—that so-and-so just now, you said that QB is preaching in the city? Did it cause any harm?"
"To your Majesty, the creature has not made any progress"
The imperial officer whom I called so-and-so briefly introduced to me how QB preached here, and I understood it. To be honest, I felt a little sympathy for that kind of rabbit.
The first time the sale went to Liana - the latter gave her an uppercut on the spot, and the second time she found Misaka sister, who said that she would have a meeting with more than 10,000 of her sisters to discuss it first, and the dead rabbit screened her on the spot He walked away with the chaff, and came to the door of Laura Stewart for the third time-when he left, he was holding twenty hardcover Bibles in his hands, looking like he had been brainwashed, and the fourth time it came across Sylvia, in theory, is the best cheater in Shadow City.
Here's what happened:
QB: "Hello."
Sylvia: "…"
QB: "...Come sign a contract with me and become a magical girl..."
Sylvia: "…"
QB: "No matter what your wish is, I can help you realize it."
Sylvia: "…"
The QB left with a hurt expression on his face.
Sylvia: "Ah—hello, huh? No one—"
The fifth time... QB still met Sylvia—at least it thought so. This time the other party responded to its greeting, and then turned around and left at Mach 5 without talking nonsense: that was a Raven, the original version of the Empire—Magical Girl.
Rabbit Cat was so stimulated by the magical girl born and bred in this world that she didn't go out for a whole day to do sales.
The sixth time... I really admire the persistence of a professional salesman. It even made it to the sixth... Well, it seems that the situation is different. It didn't make the sixth sales. Let QB feel disheartened, the sixth time it encountered anti-marketing: a mysterious uncle in a black suit with sunglasses on his face and a small satchel in his hand intercepted QB...
This is the only thing Cicaro has ever done in the piracy business that has amazed me. He can actually let those female artists with both virtue and art come into the heart of a rabbit.
The above is the experience of the most dedicated and jerk salesman in history, QB Comrade William James, in Shadow City, and also in the last few days of his entire life journey, which made people cry. V