Asking what a vacation is in the world, or being comfortable at home—I know this sentence is full of all kinds of jokes, but you can ignore it for the sake of rhyme.
What was thought to be an easy and simple short trip turned out to be so violent that even Lin Xue, the great prophet, was a little unexpected. Obviously, the existence of Bingtis and the ancient abyss gate interfered with Lin Banxian's prophecy. As a result, she can only see the beginning, but can't guess the end - these are Lin Xue's original words, she only saw that I need to deal with a more troublesome enemy by myself, but obviously, the strength of the enemy frightened this girl one jump.
The first thing to do when you get home is to throw yourself on the sofa, and then take a long breath of happiness, watching Sandora, who has become a cat queen, rolling comfortably on her exclusive thick carpet. Although she often loses her demeanor around me, it is only at home that this situation is so serious that it can't be cured. I have become accustomed to such a drastic personality switch of the silly big sister type Her Majesty the Queen.
As for the other silly girl who rolls around, Ms. Xu Qianqian, I don't comment on her life habits that haven't changed in the slightest since she was in the third grade of elementary school.
Of course my sis will not be the same as our group of guys who don’t have a good shape when they enter the door. She is going to help Anwena prepare bath water and dinner for everyone. Seeing Qianqian rolling to her feet, sis can only He sighed helplessly: "Qianqian, if you really have nothing to do, just help watch the little bubble, and don't let her run around."
"I'll go, I'll go"
Sandora immediately volunteered, not so much because she wanted to help, but because she just wanted to tease her little princess.
"Fortunately, there were no major problems."
Rubbing my shoulders that were not sore but heavy due to mental exhaustion, I let out a sigh of relief, but Lin Xue, who was also lazy beside me, suddenly sat up, and then stared straight at me.
"What are you doing?" I let Lin Banxian's big flickering eyes stare furiously at the side of my guts. Whoever this girl's attention is focused on will definitely be in trouble. This is more effective than the curse of the elder sister. But I have heard that Lin Xue heard about Huang Jiaju in 1993, followed Leslie Cheung in 2003, and went to the World Trade Center in August 2001. Now the place is still flat. Bin Laden failed in the robbery a while ago. Is there such a girl? I don’t know about it yet, but it is said that she once said that she was worried about Obama’s re-election prospects. Now I am waiting for the obituary from the United States...
"It always feels like you are full of bad thoughts that can lead to the end of the world, and just one or two sentences are enough to pollute the entire real world."
Lin Xue rolled her eyes twice, and then said to me in a dangerous tone.
Sure enough, this guy only shows a cute side when he is mentally abnormal. Normally, the level of his poisonous tongue is always kept at the third level of charge.
"sorry… "
I thought that Lin Xue's habitual venomous tongue storm would be the next time, and I was ready to doze off, but I didn't expect that the other party would greet me with "I'm sorry", these three words immediately terrified me ——Heaven and earth conscience, I was never so shocked when I heard that Qianqian passed the history test
"Did you pick something up and eat it on the road?"
I looked at Lin Xue seriously, and prepared to send this girl to the medical center when she nodded.
"I'm not Sandora." Lin Xue, who finally switched to a serious state, was excited like a Pikachu whose tail was stepped on, "I'm serious."
"It's really an angry piece of wood-I said, I'm sorry, if I could have seen more at the time, I wouldn't have let you take such a big risk alone... Originally, these three words should have been used in that world. say, but..."
"But I can't keep my face down, so I can only pretend to be stupid and cute to cover up my anxiety and the torment of my conscience, right?"
I gave a sideways glance to a young lady whose face was turning red and was about to go berserk, and wanted to hide from the fiery eyes of the head of state? We have been called by the teacher in the sixth grade of elementary school as a person with sharp eyesight and discernment. Of course, the above may be a little bit off. After all, it was the teacher's comment after I was caught passing notes with Qianqian. It should be roughly that. synonym for...
In addition, ps, the note-passing incident did not cause any interference to my grades and Qianqian's grades. The teachers who taught us two famous students generally believed that the people in Yuanmou and Zhoukoudian people should not talk about passing notes, but just sit down. After two hours of discussion, it is impossible to tell who killed Emperor Sui Yang in the end. For a paper with a full score of 120 points, there is not much difference between 16 points and 0 points...
In the history class back then, Qianqian and I were so weird.
"You guys are really, really, really good at making me angry."
Almost gnashing her teeth, Lin Xue lowered her head and said these words in a gloomy voice. Her long hair danced without wind like Medusa who used Head & Shoulders, but she was discouraged when I said a word: " All right, all right, don't cover it up in this way, I didn't mean to blame you, it's not your fault."
"Really?" Lin Xue's appearance just now was really trying to hide her embarrassment, although the method was a bit out of the ordinary.
Nonsense, of course it is true, do you think the head of state can't see it? We are in the sixth grade of elementary school... I just said this.
“Ajun hot water is ready”
The voice of my elder sister interrupted the harmonious and friendly interaction between me and Lin Banxian (you just listen seriously), I agreed and rubbed Lin Xue's head twice: "Okay, don't think so much, You are not omnipotent."
And if it wasn't for this girl to bring help in time, I'm afraid there will be a black box left on the cast list at this time...
"Are you used to this movement on your own sisters and daughters?" Lin Xue pouted and twisted her neck, avoiding my big hand, then murmured to herself, "Well, it's not bad... that The puppet... it doesn't deviate too much... "
"What?" I seemed to hear the word puppet, and I couldn't help being curious.
"It's nothing." Lin Xue shook her head, then lay lazily on the sofa, "I'm already asleep."
I:"… "
After saving the world, taking a nice hot bath, humming a little tune and slowly sliding down the edge of the bath, this is really a supreme enjoyment, teenagers with conditions can try it after driving a Gundam, but they can’t afford to drive a Gundam You can go out and run around the outer ring road, if you still have the strength to climb into the bath when you come back...
This shit is life, the one who saves the world, it really is the most annoying
I let myself slowly melt in just the right amount of hot water, and I felt every hair on my body cheering. Although my body, which was nearly injured by a fierce fight with Bingtis before, was healed of the external injuries, the spirit The feeling of weakness caused by the severe exhaustion of physical strength has always been lingering, but it has not been shown to prevent the elder sister and the others from worrying. Now soaking in hot water is really comfortable.
The monster of Bingtis really deserves to be a high-level true god. Although Xiling civilization can almost be compared with the star field gods in theory, it is more about the comprehensive potential of the entire civilization. When it comes to personal combat effectiveness—
Don't compare with the rich second generation who are born perverted, even an idiot⑨ can have an immortal monster race... It is really a miracle that he can beat Bingtis, if it is not for the personal void domain that temporarily allows himself and Bingtis If I was at the same level, I couldn't think of any way for me to fight against the opponent, and in the end, I didn't really defeat Bingtis, what I defeated was just the abyss energy attached to her, and finally stopped voluntarily It's the other party, God is sorry to see—that rogue goddess's bastard fist is stronger than mine, and I think of that cheating black tiger again.
"Comfortable~~~"
"Master, do you need Anveena to wipe your back?"
A sudden sound from behind made someone who was humming so comfortably in the hot water suddenly tremble, with a creaking sound that was almost audible to both ears, I slowly turned my head away.
A shimmering little head emerged from the platform behind the bath, and the steaming heat couldn't hide the stunning beauty of the other's slightly pale face—this is the victory of the shortwave spectrum, Anveena's ghost Halo penetration has always been very strong.
Ah - this is not the time to discuss whether ghosts are short-wave light or not, this time should be discussing the big issue of the joints, bastard
"An... An... An Weina, what are you doing?" I slid completely below the surface of the water with a plop, leaving only my head outside, "Why did you break in?"
"Because the master is here," An Weena said as a matter of course, shaking her head slightly, but in fact, there was no drop of water at all on either the beautiful hair or the maid's headband as an ornament. This physique that is always spotless is really enviable. "There are often scenes like this in the games played by Bubble. Wiping your back, although it is not the same as the teaching of the head maid I received before, it seems to make sense, but unfortunately my physique is not suitable for warming the bed... "
I'm already messed up at this point—bubbles again
Child, her mother, have you evolved into an evil radiation source? Have you already begun to corrupt the pure creatures in your home one by one now? Last time it was Ding Dong. Has Anveena been polluted by you this time
Play me some games for all ages, you nerdy loli who broke through the sky for ten thousand years
"Although I feel a little embarrassed," An Weina's voice interrupted me to complain about the child, "but please cooperate with the master~~~"
As I said that, the little ghost maid who had only one head protruding from the table gradually got out of the whole body, and then gently lifted the hem of the maid's skirt, ignoring physical obstacles and directly passing through the cement pool wall and my body (this is a novelty) He walked behind me and muttered, "Well, I feel my face is a little red."
I:"… "
Do you still have capillaries to send such difficult expressions
"Anveena, go out—"
There was no room for negotiation, I turned around and grabbed Anwena's maid's belt, and then threw it out, with an unknowingly tangled expression on my face.
The hand directly passed through the little ghost's body, this guy's weird physique was too foul, she could change her transparency at any time.
"Is the master unhappy?"
An Weena looked at this side with a little nervousness. I guess the expression on my face must be very exciting. It is a mixture of happiness, entanglement, egg pain, contradiction and depression. The magic expression of members is nothing more than that.
Regarding Anveena's question, the answer is - this is too complicated.
I am very happy, in various senses, from this moment, there is one less scene where I need to envy, envy and hate.
But I’m even more distressed—this world would be perfect if it’s Sandora or Qianqian who came in at this time, okay? line
That's right, I'm a noble person, a person with ideals and ambitions, a person who is out of vulgar tastes, a... a Liu Xiahui who can firmly drive out the cute maid who broke into the bathroom while I was taking a shower people.
Because I'm very worried about whether Anwena's foolish reckless behavior will ruin my life's wisdom, or more simply, whether Sandora and the others will rush in with cannons...
With my insistence, An Weena finally went out with her head downcast. I really don’t know if death has subtly distorted her worldview. And how can a guy who is not usually stupid be corrupted by Bubble so easily? Does she know what she's doing? Don't tell me that undead is immoral.
Just a few minutes of farce made me physically and mentally exhausted, and I felt a little pity after Anwena left... Cough cough, I returned to the water with a sigh of relief, and continued to soothe my muscles.
Don't tell me, I never thought that soaking in a hot bath can relieve fatigue like this, and to be honest, the effect of this relief is a bit unimaginable. The absolute overdraft of mental strength and the huge consumption of physical strength may have taken half a year. It took more than a month to slowly recover, but now I can clearly feel that they are being replenished at a visible speed, and some kind of abnormal energy is repairing the soul of this body. This is what I only discovered after a few minutes. Then, of course, I had my doubts.
Could it be that my lord sister added some weird things to the hot water, such as Sanjiu Brand Zhujidan or something like that
The more I thought about it, the more something was wrong, and I finally couldn't help but sat up from the water and gently picked up some clear water.
Light, with a faint halo, something is constantly volatile in the air. Even if you don't need to perceive it with mental power, a certain energy contained here has already begun to radiate in a way that ordinary people can detect, and obviously, it is these The energy is rapidly replenishing my mental strength, and it repairs the cracks in my soul in a mysterious way.
"This energy, could it be..."
"Puha - full charge jingle is so powerful"
I can't describe the horror and chaos at this moment: right in front of my eyes, a small dot about three inches in length is flopping in the water. I guess it should be backstroke, but obviously the two pairs of wings on the back of the opponent hinder this. The standardization and standardization of movements, the little thing is completely flopping around, but fortunately she can still shout slogans such as full speed charge.
What's more, this is not right? The last thing you should think about at this time is the standard movement of backstroke, right? The most frightening thing is why did Ding Dong swim in the pool where I was bathing? Is today the day when the whole world is reshuffled? Only on the eve of doomsday will such a total of two painful and messy things happen one after another, right
jingle what are you doing here
"Hi~~~" The happy little thing swimming in the water keenly noticed my gaze, and immediately raised his hand to say hello cheerfully, "Ah Jun has been missing for a few days."
I calmly reached out to pick up the little thing, aimed at the window, and with a whoosh, the little thing disappeared with a sharp and thin scream.
After thinking about it, I still felt unsafe, got up, and locked the window again.
Returning to the water with a blank expression, I began to seriously recall what irritating things I had done in the past ten years, so that I had to go through such horrifying things every time I took a bath, and the reasons for the two horrific events were very similar to It is related to human beings, the first time he was more or less a normal-looking person, and the second time he simply went the ghostly route.
That's right, bathing with a palm-sized goddess is something only ghosts and animals do, I think so.
"Yeah, why did Jun throw Jingdang out?"
The sound that suddenly rang in my ears made me tremble all over while I was in deep thought, as if I hadn't prepared lightning protection measures when I was going through a catastrophe, my whole body suddenly became anxious.
"How did you get in here?"
In a splash of water, I moved away from the little thing that had started to swim freestyle in the pool with dizzying speed, and pointed at the other person and asked with a broken face.
Ding Dong pointed to the exhaust fan near the roof: "It took a lot of effort to push that trap door open, but luckily Ding Dong was very powerful, and finally bit off the hinge, bah bah, it's so unpalatable"
Looking at the Goddess who is muttering constantly while swimming freestyle in someone's bathing pool, I feel that this is not just a benefit, but also a conspiracy, in the name of my lord Jingdong—even though my lord just switched In a dog-planing manner, he fluttered past in front of him.
On X.X., 20XX AD, on X.X., XXXX, in the imperial calendar, everything was weird. There were undead and giant insects haunting the emperor's bathroom. The emperor was shocked and drowned.
And finally, your sister, who can tell me what is going to happen today? An Wei Na and Ding Dong, these two big and small idiots, what kind of things should they not eat at home