Listen, the situation right now is very critical, very weird, and very... asshole.
Looking at Ding Dong swimming around with splashes of water in front of my eyes, I felt that my thinking ability was declining every second.
"Ajun Ajun Dingdang has a new discovery"
The little goddess didn't know what she was doing at all, but cheerfully waved at me who was about to become a fossil, and then lay on her back on the water, swimming quickly without moving her hands and feet, at a speed of more than two meters per hour.
... I could tell at a glance that she used her wings as propellers to provide power at full power underwater. The goddess with an IQ of ⑨ was extremely happy in this foolish game.
"Sure enough, this is the best way for Dingdang to stop worrying about getting his hands and wings entangled, Ah Jun, do you think Dingdang's swimsuit looks good?"
As the little thing said, she thought of the new fun again, and turned her body in the water to show me her "new swimsuit", an ultra-miniature school swimsuit.
Campus swimsuits are not evil, but the broad masses of the people endowed them with evil meanings, so as a member of the broad masses of the masses, I was once again struck by thunder at this moment.
"Bubble ordered a lot of figurines from the Internet, and then gave the clothes that came with it to Ding Dong. They all fit well and the back opening of this swimsuit is very low, so I don't have to worry about the wings not being able to stick out."
The family educates the child and her mother needs very serious and formal family education from scratch
I grabbed Ding Dong from the water and looked around, but couldn't find a suitable place to hold her. In the end, I had to temporarily dump her into a bucket amidst the little thing's confused protests, and then stood up with a painful expression on her face. Put on the towel.
It's okay, morality or something, since it has been cleared, there is no need to continue to worry.
And it's strange to say that even though the girl also broke into the bathroom, Ding Dong and An Weina did not give me the same impact at all. The latter made me feel that Sandora and Qianqian could rush in with a cannon , while the former can only give me a little headache.
It's like when a cat at home suddenly broke in and made a fuss while taking a bath, it's just a bit dumbfounding.
Ding Dong's pet image has really penetrated into my heart, so I can't treat her as a girl at all...
"Puha—Ajun, what are you doing?"
"You still ask me" I was about to get mad at this thoughtless little thing, "I'm taking a shower, why did you suddenly barge in?"
"Because Ah Jun needs Ding Dong"
The little thing immediately puffed out his small chest, with a serious expression on his face.
I started looking around for bottles and jars - gotta stuff this little thing in today
"Otherwise Ah Jun's body will not recover well"
Ding Dong's next sentence made me stop.
The little thing slapped onto my shoulder, hugged my ear, and said loudly: "Ah Jun just doesn't know the severity, you know how dangerous it is to turn yourself into a void creature? Even the gods of the star field I would not make such a risky attempt to say that being immune to void erosion and becoming a void creature are fundamentally two different concepts. Ah Jun, do you know how serious your situation was when you first came back? Ding Dong only saw your body, but not To your soul—Ajun’s body and soul are almost completely isolated into two things, split by void energy in the middle, although it seems that they are all repairing themselves, but Ding Dong is still very worried, the speed of repair is too slow "
The sequelae of that skill... so serious
I was startled by Ding Dong's description, knowing that this little thing couldn't lie to me, I broke out in a cold sweat immediately.
"So, from now on, Ding Dong must be with Ah Jun 24 hours a day, bathing, eating, sleeping, playing, all together Ding Dong will continuously provide energy and speed up Ah Jun's soul recovery, um, it's Jiang Zi"
"What about going to the bathroom?"
I asked a casual question, and suddenly felt bad.
The fame of the first life was polluted by an idiot maid and a foolish goddess.
"This... this..." Dingdang looked at me with a flushed face, and then resolutely said, "Dingdang is lying in Ah Jun's pocket and will never come out"
"Okay, the second question." I tapped Ding Dong's little head, wondering if I should remind this idiot, "Have you noticed that when I take a shower... I don't wear clothes?"
"Eh? That's it." It seems that the little thing didn't think about it at all when he rushed in rashly. Now he realizes the seriousness of the problem. After thinking about it for two or three seconds, right under my eyelids, Ding Dong The whole "person" began to gradually turn red and smoke, and finally fell straight from my shoulder into the water with a "poof", "Puha... I choked on the water, Ding Dong choked on the water"
After I hurriedly fished it out of the water, the little thing's eyes were still circling around like mosquito coils, and after flying unsteadily onto my shoulder, it suddenly let out a very troubled cry.
"Well... It's all over now, we all look at each other, and we will never get married in the future... Ah Jun, you must be responsible, otherwise no one will want you"
How do you make me responsible for a pet whose height is as big as my palm? This situation cannot be explained physiologically, you know? And it seems that I am the only one who got shot the most today, right
"At first I just thought it was fun to say, and Bubble suggested that Dingdang come to Ajun at this time, but I didn't expect to be completely fooled." The little thing scratched his hair in distress, and the two pairs of wings on his back drooped feebly .
At the moment, there was another rush of comfort, I didn't know what I said, to be honest, my brain is almost muddled now.
After taking a bath, the expected relaxation has indeed been achieved, at least physically, but psychologically, the heavy exhaustion is so deceitful. When I came out of the bathroom and passed the living room in a daze, I saw Lin Xue throwing this way. Smiling maliciously, I suddenly realized that it would be more appropriate to destroy this world.
"Phew, no one should have noticed, right?" An extremely inaudible voice came from his breast pocket, and the little thing who had completely hidden himself because of shyness adopted an ostrich attitude like an idiot.
Someone must have discovered it, at least a certain talented voyeur, Molin Banxian, has seen it all.
"Eh? Ah Jun, are you finished washing?" My sister's voice brought me back to my senses, "Dinner may have to wait a while, An Weina said she has something to do and has to leave, she just came back."
"Oh," I tried my best to ignore a resentful luminous figure floating in mid-air behind my sister, I scratched my hair, "Then I'll go upstairs to lie down first."
Back in the room, Ding Dong in my pocket and I let out a sigh of relief at the same time.
"Well, it feels so embarrassing."
This little thing also knows how to be ashamed. Usually, he is unrestricted and unscrupulous, showing off in front of me without any scheming, and even being stared at by me N times in a row without knowing it. This time it is my reminder to realize it. Until I broke into the men's bathroom... And if you want to say the loss, it is the person who suffered the loss this time, right? You silly little thing just performed freestyle swimming in my bathwater
"In short, today's affairs must be kept secret." There was almost no discussion, and Ding Dong and I looked at each other and made a unanimous decision, "No one should know what happened in the bathroom."
The black history is magical, let it be buried in the sands of time...
"Secret what?"
Suddenly, a voice sounded behind him without warning. The Head of State and the Goddess, who were muttering like great conspirators in a meeting, were struck by five thunderbolts at the same time, and their bodies stiffened into two stone sculptures.
In the corner of the room, there was an extra-large black box, which had been pushed away by someone at this moment. The dazed mercury lamp was holding the box cover with one hand, rubbing his eyes with the other hand, and looked at it in confusion: "Secret? What happened in the bathroom? What are you mumbling about..."
Then, the chairman saw the goddess. To be precise, he saw the goddess who was wearing a mini school swimsuit specially designed for evil figures, kneeling in my hand with a slightly flushed face.
After two seconds of silence, Mercury Lamp spoke out two words calmly: "Pervert."
To be honest, at this time, I started to think about whether it is better to kill someone or cut my wrists to commit suicide. This damn does not play with people like this
"Uh—" a cry of grief, Ding Dong was about to cry again.
I stomped and ran to the front of the big box, startled the doll girl inside, and then expressed my eager desire to the mercury lamp with an unusually serious tone and expression: "Please be sure to forget everything you saw just now."
"Dream," Mercury Lamp jumped out of the box without warning, and hit my chin violently with his head, "Well, I will definitely announce your perverted hobbies to the world, you stupid human being deal"
"Everyone knows that I'm not that kind of person, right? How unreliable this little goddess is usually (at this time, there was a distressed jingle sound from the writing desk behind her) You don't know?"
The Mercury Lamp covered his head, and his sharp eyes shot upwards from below. If I read correctly, there was also a little bit of pain from touching his head just now: "Anyway, I have evidence that my artificial elf can pass through the mirror just now. Scene... Hey, put me down, you idiot, why do you always rely on your strength to be so rude when you put me down?"
I didn't care about the protest of this domineering puppet, grabbed the other's small body and shook it for a while, while shaking, I muttered: "Where is it? The Bluetooth version of the artificial intelligence that is equipped with a high-definition camera candid module tail line function wireless data transmission Where is the elf? I'm going to smash it, in the name of world peace... Oh, you bite!"
As soon as Mercury Lamp hugged my arm, he opened his mouth and bit it. It was completely different from Qianqian's attack with steel teeth that knew how to measure and Ding Dong's attack limit was insufficient. The shaking has made this puppet so angry.
A mouthful of silver teeth—I really don’t know why Luo Zhen, the egg-sick guy, designed such a boring organ for a doll, and also specially designed two extremely sharp little canine teeth for the mercury lamp. Whether they have played a role in the digestion of the mercury lamp? Their contributions are unknown, but right now, they're clearly a powerful weapon in a puppet's vengeance.
The stalemate went on for about five seconds, and just as I was thinking about hitting the back of the hideous doll's head, something that no one could have imagined happened.
"Kacha-gaba-"
After the very strange sound, the Mercury Lamp groaned, and quickly let go of its mouth.
Half of the small canine tooth was still on a certain arm, it failed to penetrate the tough skin that could resist the impact of meteorites, and it proved the gap between itself and AAA interstellar armor in hardness.
"Water... silver lamp?"
It took me half a minute before I uttered such a sentence, but the other party just stared at me with no joy or sadness on his face. On the surface, it seemed that we were both extremely calm, but in fact, she and I were a little bit nervous just now. In the dark, the two dull people were blinded for a while.
"You..." A black cyclone visible to the naked eye rises behind the mercury lamp, and the room is filled with terrifying murderous aura. No one can imagine how a body of 92.3cm can generate such pressure, but I know that if I don't stop this temper quickly For the stinking guy, he can only sleep in the chicken coop tonight.
"Pay My Teeth"
I kept holding the doll with its teeth and claws in mid-air, but the feathers on the other's back had already started to stand on end.
"Calm down Mercury Lamp, you calm down. It was an accident, it was a misunderstanding, you bit me first... Okay, okay, it's my fault, I bullied you first... You can solve it any way you want"
I just said it casually, I didn't expect the Mercury Lamp to be quiet, but no one expected that this guy really became quiet all of a sudden.
"You promise me everything you say?"
Eh? Did this guy steal something conceptual
"Well, almost, as long as I can do it."
Although I faintly felt that something was wrong, I still nodded. This guy probably won't make any excessive demands, and he has already agreed to help her find her father. So what else does Mercury Lamp have left? Looking for a mother
I don't know what Luo Zhen likes, as long as it's not a prostitute, everything will be easy to handle-what am I thinking about in a mess.
"Okay, I'll keep this promise," Mercury Lamp shook his head at me in a stern manner, revealing the pair of little canine teeth that were half missing, "You're quite capable, I'm not a short-sighted guy... you, It might be useful to me."
Today's children are too precocious to count adults from less than one meter
"You keep this wish well for me, and I will tell you when I remember it"
Why do I feel like I've been tricked by a 92.3cm guy? Mercury Lamp Have you finally been broken by one or more of us
There was a slight flapping sound from behind, and the jingle landed on her shoulders. The little thing had changed back to her long green dress at some point, and her expression had completely returned to normal—happy as if she had nothing to do with it just now same happens.
It's fun to be short-hearted, and I'm extremely envious of the simple and clear brain structure of this fool goddess.
"Hey, Mercury Lamp, are you okay?" Finally, another farce ended peacefully. I feel that I have successfully achieved the purpose of exhausting myself during the half day of going home and resting, and now I have to take care of a puppet in time to maintain it. It was so hard to improve the faltering favorability, "There is an imperial officer named Kalini in Shadow City who opened a dental clinic in his spare time. Why don't you go and see if you can make up for it..."
Mercury Lamp poked his half-broken fang with his fingers, and looked at me angrily: "Stupid, that imperial man used to sell bracelets, but then he found out that the competition was too fierce, so he changed his job to open a pet clinic, and found out that Shadow City There are almost no pets in the city except you, so I just changed the sign at the door to a dental clinic, do you want me to die from a medical accident?"
I:"… "
I decided to just make some complaints about a little one being recognized as my pet.
"Ah Jun," Ding Dong suddenly jumped up and hugged my ear, and yelled curiously, "Ah Jun, do you have pets? Why doesn't Ding Dong know how to pinch?"
For the first time in my life, I had a tacit understanding with the mercury lamp: at the same time, I looked up at the sky and sighed that the sun is really round.
"By the way, Mercury Lamp, why are you in my room?" I just thought of this key question at this time. It seems that a certain doll has always lived with Little Bubbles. Of course, she is also the most suitable for children's rooms in order of height. , but now it seems—she even carried her own packing box? Do you want to live here for a long time
My inquiry seemed to bring back some bad memories, Mercury Lamp trembled all over, and then said angrily: "Isn't there a normal guy around you? That hairy girl named Little Bubble, every day before going to bed Do some host training, place plasma bombs all over the room and dismantle them one by one, take care of Little Bubbles' golden nanny, the most he does all day is to escape from the room in various ways and then Let Little Bubble catch it back, or reminisce about her glory days without playing, or endlessly yelling for meat, and the one named Bubble, who is obviously the same little girl but insists on The mother who calls herself Little Bubbles, will come to trouble me three times every morning, noon and night, and force me to wear a lot of weird clothes. Opposite the room is your pair of monster sisters, who fight every moment , sometimes there is even the sound of guns and guns in the room, and once they left the door open, I even saw them arguing over the world map about how to rule mankind as quickly as possible, next door is the room of your precious maid—if If the room is meaningful to her, I really don’t know what you, an idiot, think about, arranging a fixed room for a ghost who doesn’t need to rest at all and can move through the wall at any time, and I’m in my own box twice next to my daughter When I was sleeping in the bedroom, the maid went straight through and went to the other side of the room. Your sister lived there, and she didn’t do anything to disturb the people... But I always feel that my daily unlucky experience is related to that elder sister.”
I can't speak at this time... Mercury lamp, do you live such a miserable life every day
"I've had enough before. This time I spent a few days relaxing outside. I don't want to go back to experience that kind of life. You seem to be the only safe place here. Even the little ghost knows that you can't go through the walls in this room. That's why I moved here, but..." Mercury Lamp suddenly looked at Ding Dong in the middle of speaking, "I finally know why that Bubble insists that she is your wife, you pervert who is only interested in evil figures, here's a little bit Neither is safe”
If you can, please don't mention this matter again—Ding Dang, you killed me this time V