Rider's words made sense. After all, Mercury Lamp is a passer-by in another world. Now that all the traversers have been sent back, her departure will take place within a month at most.
Of course, maybe her world will never be found, and there are countless worlds in the endless void that we can't detect at present, but this possibility is too small, very small - such a distant world, it is almost impossible to compare with this world. Traveling between universes occurs.
The occurrence of crossing means that the two worlds are approaching, and the two worlds approaching each other cannot escape our current increasingly powerful space-time detection anyway.
Moreover, Mercury Lamp is different from Saeko Busujima. For this puppet girl who survived by obsession, Luo Zhen, who has been dead for an unknown number of years (I firmly believe that she has already died) has an extraordinary Meaning, even if the ginseng winner can never be found, Mercury Lamp must return to the world she once lived in. This is what she has insisted on since she came here, and I am afraid it has not changed until now.
According to this guy's personality, she probably wouldn't be interested in the work of that annoying Space-Time Administration inspector, vaguely, I already knew what the mercury lamp was contradicting.
Even a wild bird will know farewell before leaving after being raised for a few days. Mercury Lamp knows that the day of his departure is approaching, so has he suddenly acted so clingy recently
This is not like her character...
"Don't underestimate my intuition as a woman and your affinity," Ms. R said very seriously in the face of my disbelieving expression, and the "Handheld X" in her hand was rolled into a seemingly powerful slapping the paper tube in the palm of your hand, "I believe that anyone by your side will quickly become dependent on this kind of affinity. If you want to leave suddenly, everyone will be reluctant to part with it, not just Mercury Lamp , and each of us."
Are you referring to the daddy halo? Is it also effective for a lady like you? Is it also effective for Uncle B? Is it also effective for the sullen man in red A? The essence of the halo has been completely turned into a ghost, okay
It's a pity that Rider has already returned to the strategy world and turned a blind eye to my sarcasm.
You're drowning in edge scrapes and triple jumps
However, Rider's speech about the mercury lamp still made me pay attention to it for a long time, probably more than an hour, until I went home, and then, I was completely stunned by a more shocking and tangled event.
"Du-dao-sao-zi, what a mess!"
After leaving the portal of Shadow City and entering my living room, my first sentence was this: use an octave higher voice.
Standing in front of him, Maid No. 2, a purple-haired female high school student who stood side by side with Anveena, only showed a faint smile in the face of the master's horror, and then bowed gracefully: "Welcome home, master, besides, As a member of the royal family, please always maintain a dignified speech."
Demeanor, your sister Anveena, please explain to me
"Master, I will definitely complete the task well and try my best to make Busujima an excellent maid," An Weina folded her hands on her lower abdomen, with a bright short-wave smile on her face, "Although An Weina herself is far away Far from being a perfect maid...but Anveena will try her best"
At the end, the little maid with a bit of a muscle in her head waved her powerless little fist vigorously, making a gesture of trying hard.
And next to her, there is a black skirt-style maid outfit of the same style as Anveena, except that there is no decorative coat of arms on the hem of the dress (the hem of Anveina's maid outfit has the energy etched by Alaya. Imperial Ankh, I always feel sorry for this kind of boring arcane skills), and the one who is imitating the former is exactly... Saeko Busujima.
Saeko Busujima in maid form.
Anveena, you stupid fool, crow, cold light tube, working hard, you know what I'm struggling with, right? The house is already shaken enough every day, do you still want to turn this place into a legion front
"Oh~~ So this is what Saeko Busujima mentioned, the way to thank you," Lin Xue, who was curled up like a lazy cat watching TV on the sofa in the south of the living room, said without raising her head, "One I was really surprised at first, Wood, I didn’t expect you to be this kind of hobby—by the way, Miss Ben needs to dress up like this to satisfy you tomorrow? Do you like black or white stockings? Busujima is black Oh~~"
"Be honest and watch TV, don't interrupt and eat, don't you know that there is no human right?" I called out from a distance, and then looked at Bujima depressedly, "To be honest, you really didn't come to make trouble?"
"It's really sad to be said like this," Saeko exaggeratedly sighed immediately, "I just hope to repay the favor with the only way I have. Compared with you, I have no strength, no knowledge (sorry, neither do I), More uninformed (sorry again, I still don't) and almost useless, but I don't want to be a burden to you guys, so..."
So I decisively decided to sell myself... Uh, did you come to be a maid? By the way, where did you get the inspiration for this kind of plot? I don’t believe in such things as repaying kindness with your body. After Sister Jinlian, I don’t believe it anymore.
Ah, something very suspicious got mixed in just now...
Saeko Busujima's sudden move not only shocked me as a boss, but also stunned Qianqian and the others—it can make even Qianqian dumbfounded. From a certain point of view, you are a strong man, Busujima. The maid who appeared out of nowhere naturally had a... onlooker attitude. Knowing my model, they naturally wouldn't complain like Lin Xue that it was "a long-planned conspiracy by a perverted wood" or something like that. These boring people in the onlookers reached a consensus on one aspect: let us ignore Anveena, a maid who is out of specification, and how far can an ordinary girl like Busushima do in housework
I have to say that this is a very bad taste, but I dare not deny it at all-the initiator of this bad taste is my sister.
"Ah Jun, let Saeko try it." With her usual gentle smile, the elder sister lay on the sofa and looked up, "It happens that An Weina is the only one working at home, and now she can have one more helper." It's also very good."
Are you sure that a horrible maid like An Weina needs such a helper
But I also know how stubborn Saeko Busujima is when she decides on one thing. She will not willingly become a "baggage" to be protected by us. As she said, this strong and independent girl must use herself The only way to "pay" for her current life, and since it is the intention of my sister...
I nodded and turned to Busujima: "Let's do this, since you are so persistent, Saeko, let's follow Anwena to get acquainted with the family affairs first, but it's just helping with housework, maid...cough cough, maid or something , or free... "
Although the maid version of Saeko Busujima is full of cuteness, but I am afraid that if Sandora tastes good, I will prepare some high-energy dishes for me, and I will definitely die, whether I eat it or not. dead.
But unfortunately, I underestimated Busujima's stubbornness. Strictly speaking, I underestimated the dedication of Anveena, the ace maid, to the "maid career". My words were completely ignored, whether it was Busujima Saeko or hers. "Master" An Weina has already immersed herself in the work of teaching new maids and cannot extricate herself.
The result was surprising, and it surprised me, my elder sister, Lin Xue, and Sandora.
Cleaning, full marks - within 20 minutes, wipe off all the graffiti on the entrance wall by Little Bubbles.
Rectify, full marks—arrange the littering toys in Little Bubble's room and satisfy the little princess within 15 minutes.
Etiquette and tea ceremony, full marks - I don't understand this at all, and it is Sandora who gave the points.
Cooking, full marks—I doubt this score, because Sandora is also responsible for tasting and giving points, and the latter is a master who can eat anything on the periodic table of elements. I doubt it What kind of grade can she eat in her mouth, but according to my standards, eighty or ninety points are still no problem.
I didn't realize at all that Saeko Busujima is so strong in housework. By the standards of a high school girl, you have already broken through the sky. These days, girls who go out at the age of eighteen who can't even open their mouths to eat or even wash their hands are full of pitfalls. , Ms. Lin's current highest culinary skill is Master Kong. Of course, Sandora's high-energy cooking belongs to another art form and we won't discuss it.
Therefore, it can be seen how wonderful a Saeko Busujima who is skilled in housework, gentle and virtuous is. I thought she was a mascot for various shaking... No way, there are really not many things that can impress me in the original book.
Of course, what needs to be explained here is that the above-mentioned full marks are judged entirely by human standards. When Saeko Busujima got a bunch of full marks and was a little proud, Anveena showed her a legendary LV99 with practical actions. The strength that a maid should possess—true full marks.
Cleaning, EX, turning itself into a holy light concussion body and swipe across the wall to solve all the graffiti on the entire corridor by Little Bubbles, including the ionic ink that can never be washed off in theory, it takes 0.3 seconds.
Rectify, EX, integrate with the room after being energized, and at the same time use the telekinesis technique in the arcane to place all the toys in the small bubble treasure library (No. 0.6 seconds.
Etiquette and tea ceremony, EX, although I can't understand it at all, but I think Anveena is really amazing after putting on the attitude of being a maid in a wealthy family and receiving elite education since she was a child, and she uses a dog that God knows where The tail grass soaked out the taste of Longjing, and succeeded in fooling the real eldest lady Lin Xue (little ghost, good job).
Cooking skills, EX, please allow me to worship this. If Sandora’s high-energy cooking can make people see Lilina’s bright smile on the other side of the Santu River, Anveena’s scrambled eggs with tomatoes can make Jack the Ripper eyeball Listening to Hallelujah at the gates of Eden with tears in my eyes, I think this violates the laws of physics, but... well, whatever.
"To become a qualified maid, you have to work harder."
After completing those feats that are more terrifying than the Twelve Trials in my opinion, our maid Anveena, who has both magic and martial arts, is powerful and unparalleled in martial arts, stood breathlessly at the door of the living room, and she looked at the monument in front of her with brilliance. Saeko Busushima said.
It looks like Jesus Christ.
"Shock... I was shocked..." Saeko Busujima looked at the shining head maid in front of her eyes—the title is right, it should be fine from the brightness to the title—muttering to herself, "So the maid is so scary creature?"
No, there is only this flashlight in the world of such a terrifying maid, and don't try to imitate it, unless you plan to die like this luminous body first.
"Phew, these are the basic skills of a maid." The little ghost who was promoted to head maid because there was finally an extra maid in the house obviously still had some unfinished feelings. He licked his lips. Saeko Busujima, who was unable to speak, said, "As long as you practice hard, you can master it, and then there is the advanced skill of being an ace maid. After you learn a thousand dishes, you can start practicing, um... Maybe there are a few skills that I can teach you in advance.”
Saeko Busujima raised her head in a daze, looking at Anveena floating in mid-air with a faint glow, like a confused believer seeing Jesus.
Don't tell me, Anveena's radiant figure suspended in mid-air is really a bit like that—god of maids? How about I go back and talk to Ding Dong about setting up such a priesthood in this universe
"Well, advanced skills," Anveena nodded vigorously, pointing to Saeko Busujima's eyes, "let's practice shooting death rays from the eyes first."
"Huh?" The mature and steady Busujima was also dumbfounded at this moment, and then watched in disbelief that Anwena performed her unique skill of peeling apples with the ray of her eyes.
I'm pretty much the same: This little ghost who escapes is definitely planning to go astray in various ways, right
"Then is to skillfully use the ribbons on the back of the maid's uniform. You need to use them to launch a long-range attack of 100 meters. Then there are weight training, firearm assembly, driving, psychology, medical treatment, command, economics, hand-to-hand combat and various other things. You can go to the military academy in Shadow City to make up for these weapons, and you can go to the military academy in Shadow City to make up for it. But before that, you still need some basic skills, such as swinging a giant hammer of about 700 kilograms with one hand, and charging at a speed of 300 miles per hour. Delivering food to the master who forgot to bring his lunch box, lurking underwater for seven days and seven nights because of work, trekking across the Sahara desert because of work, helping the master put down military violence because of work, and…”
"Saeko," I suddenly patted Busujima heavily on the shoulder, rescued the petrified girl, and then said earnestly, "Stop being a maid, and learn how to open Gundam with Pandora, the one that saves the world is more efficient .”
"Hmm..." Busujima glanced unnaturally at Anveena who was in a state of inexplicable frenzy, and shrank her neck, "I think I can still learn a thousand dishes..."
Forget it, regardless of these two guys who have entered some kind of weird loop, I always feel that these two are actually conspiring to create a Terminator.
"The people around the idiots are indeed a group of idiots"
A puppet riding on his shoulders and watching the battle from the beginning to the end gave a pertinent evaluation. It was too sad and there was no room for refutation.
Did I say that this puppet has become my binding equipment? A piece of crap equipment called "Mysterious Mercury Lamp Decorated Laminate Armor (Purple)" shoulder pads? Every day when the little ones are having fun, they carry mercury lamps on their shoulders, with little bubbles hanging on the front, and the child’s mother hanging on the back, holding Pandora in the left hand, and Viska in the right, with Tinkerbell on their heads, scratching their ears and cheeks The situation is really pitiful, you don’t know, you think brother is wearing a plate armor and is going to fight Deathwing
"Hey, stupid human being," the mercury lamp suddenly tapped on my head, "take me out tomorrow"
"Huh?" I thought there was something important about this guy, but I didn't expect her to make such a request.
"Since I came to this world, I have been transferred from one big house to another, from Shadow City to another space, but I have never gone out to see the outside of this house," Mercury Lamp hugged my head, eyes wandering Looking out of the sunny window, "I want to know what it's like outside the world I broke into inexplicably."
"Outside?" I scratched my hair, "It's almost the same as your original world, and the northern part of Shadow City is exactly the same as the outside world..."
Only halfway through the words, I suddenly understood.
Even if you stand outside the door and see what this big house you have lived in for a month, you will be satisfied, right
"Okay, I'll take you out tomorrow." After two or three seconds of silence, I reached out and rubbed Mercury Lamp's hair. This time, the other party didn't evade or protest at all, "Look at the picturesque rivers and mountains of City K—but You have to be a good doll, and you probably have to stay in your travel bag most of the time."
"Humph" the mercury lamp hummed dissatisfied immediately, and then crackled and beat on my head, as if trying to cover up something.
"Your Majesty, this is the Time and Space Management Center reporting to you."
The sound that suddenly sounded in the communication link interrupted my counterattack against the sudden attack of the mercury lamp, and Qianqian and the others were also taken aback. Obviously everyone had received this signal, and Sandora turned on the 3D imaging device hidden in the air in the living room , Immediately, an image of an imperial man in a white robe appeared in front of us.
"What's going on?" I tried my best to calm down the mercury lamp writhing on my shoulder, and asked in time.
"Number WER421DF154E, common name 'Rozen Maiden World' has been discovered, the stable space-time channel will be established in twenty-four hours, we hope to get the exact time when Miss Mercury Lamp leaves."
The Apostle Xiling in the image is expressionless, just reporting to us about his work as a routine.
The slapstick movements stopped in the air for an instant, and the mercury lamp became quieter than ever before.
"Little man...you can go home."
I was silent for a while, and said quietly.
"...um." V