It is a sunny day with thin clouds, strong wind but no sand blowing, cool and dry weather, low ultraviolet intensity, suitable for traveling.
Because we put the cumulonimbus on the half way three hundred kilometers away from the city.
Let those meteorologists get tangled up. Today is the day when Mercury Lamp goes out to play. I don’t believe that it can still rain when the weather controller and Jingle are sitting at the same time.
And in such a sunny and suitable weather for traveling, walking the streets with a huge travel bag on your back should be... er, it shouldn't be too eye-catching, right
I'm just an urban climber, yes, an urban climber
It's all Mercury Lamp, who finally coaxed and tricked her into a big bag. There are many requirements, not only to bring a bunch of snacks, but also to have lighting in the bag, an air circulation system, surround sound, a periscope, and a mobile phone. , literary classics, electric toys, a full set of kitchen utensils, a refrigerator full of nitric acid, a comfortable massage chair for one person, parasols and deck chairs (?), a yacht for one person and two obedient servants, and finally An Entourage Orchestra…
I made a rough estimate and found that I would have to dig out the foundation of the house and drag the house out.
This bad puppet is completely cheating.
But even if you exclude those air-circulating surround sound household refrigerators and color TVs, a giant hiking bag used to hold mercury lamps and picnic food is really exaggerated enough.
"It can't be helped, the mercury lamp can't be exposed in front of ordinary people," my elder sister comforted me in a low voice, "Even if she is dressed as a doll, she is too eye-catching."
"To be honest, I should have listened to Lin Xue's advice when I came out." I grabbed the strap of the big backpack with a tangled expression on my face, "No matter how this guy protests, it will be over if you stuff it into the 700 billion trunk."
"Then I'll smash the car window and run out"
From the mountaineering bag came the muffled voice of a puppet.
I rolled my eyes, and then reached out to cover the periscope on my shoulder. Immediately, there was a noise of 92.3m behind me.
"I can't see anything, I can't see anything"
What a mess, this guy.
I don’t want to ride in a car, I don’t want to wear an invisibility device, I don’t want to carry out space teleportation, I have to carry it all the way, even if I have to get into a travel bag and get bored, it’s the same, if you want to make trouble, just say so, this tantrum is unreasonable guy.
However, whether it's me, my elder sister, or Qianqian who is always offline... all of us acquiesced this time to Mercury Lamp's Ren Today, the i-doll, and all wishes will be fulfilled. She is the darling of the Empire Today.
Of course, the resurrection of Luo Zhen was the exception.
Well, although I really want to add, no matter how you acquiesce to her today, the unlucky person in the end seems to be myself, right? In fact, you are all just happily watching me slapstick with a 92.3m tall man, right
Even though I tried my best to choose the route with few people, the road is still very tangled. You have to understand, whether it is a group of beautiful women who dominate all age groups from Lolita to Yujie, or carry a long, wide and high A giant package of one meter is like a big French snail, and the nameless man trekking hard on the curb is very worthy of attention, especially in this high-quality loli resource and high-quality royal sister resources. The resources are scarce and the population is imbalanced. In the age of bachelors, seeing girls on the street has become a popular entertainment activity for the masses. Between the girl group and the snail man, passers-by A, B, C, Ding appreciate the former with the mentality of winning the lottery, and look at performance art. Paying homage to the latter, each of them seemed happy.
Whenever our large and eye-catching team attracts too many spectators, the elder sister will greet the surroundings frequently with a smile on her face. Every touching smile will always make the parties feel a rush of heat from the soles of their feet to the Yongquan ue, and then back to the lower pubic area from the Yongquan ue, and after two laps in the lower pubic area, it will become an uncontrollable sense of fulfillment—commonly known as ni urgency.
Sister, your smile really benefits you—the head of the empire, written in the park on the 20th day of the month.
Under the curse of my elder sister, usually it only takes ten seconds for everyone to disperse. It is the most trouble-free way to pack a gold booth with the bedroll and not move.
It is said that this day was later listed as a difficult case by a sociologist. The unlucky scholar wrote a painful article on the toilet called "The group tends to excrete human concentrated behavior", expressing it with surprise and humor I expressed my epiphany after occupying the toilet at home for a long time for a month, and put forward an astonishing conjecture: in the past two years, more than one time a large number of citizens went to the toilet together and caused the public toilet industry to explode. The phenomenon that there is a public toilet in the middle of every store, human beings may have entered the preparation period for the next step of evolution: mind fusion, wooden faults, and group behavior tending to explosive improvement may mean that the human brain has initially possessed the mental synchronization with each other conditions of…
Anyway, later on, this egg pain star who claimed that it was imperative for human beings to eliminate spiritual barriers and achieve group completion, divorced because of the discord between husband and wife, because of the non-fatal diarrhea of that month and the academic papers written on the toilet. Let it have a very serious psychological barrier...
His wife can't stand a man who needs to sit on the toilet to fall asleep.
Decisively digressed thousands of miles away.
"Ah Jun, I think... Is there something strange about us?"
When the surprised or curious or fresh or anxious crowd gradually dissipated, even Qianqian, who had no nerve in his head, reacted, and approached mysteriously and said.
"Look at the bag on my back." I twisted my shoulders, "Look at this group of teams. If you want to replace me, don't you want to watch?"
So I never dared to let a bunch of beautiful women at home go out in groups. One beautiful woman is not scary, but a group of beautiful women is scary, especially this group of beautiful women also includes Pandora and Viska. Pao and i Pao Pao are like two pairs of rare loli that came out of the same mold. They are moving focus interviews, walking news columns, and their power is extraordinary in this era of group pain.
"Okay, here we go"
Finally, we arrived at our destination, the largest ecological park in the city, and where we are now is the center of this ecological park built on the natural terrain, an uninhabited hilltop open space.
Although the journey was extremely difficult due to the rate of turning back, the journey to the West has always come to an end. Elder Tang, who took the bus to Xitian at 9:30 last night, left us on the ticket, "Although the road ahead is bumpy, learning the scriptures is boundless." I feel that I have benefited a lot from my warning quotes.
Of course, after writing such a seemingly insanely inspiring quote, Elder Tang took the express train to Tianzhu to learn scriptures and go to the bird...
"Is this the place?"
The huge travel bag was placed on the ground, and after a weird squirm, Bai Nen pushed the zipper away from the inside with his hands, Mercury Lamp looked around with his head poking around, and then said quite indifferently.
"It's no different from the things I've seen before, and the taste is vulgar."
"Ahem..." Sister Lin, who strongly recommended this ecological park as her destination, immediately coughed in embarrassment, "At least the environment here is not bad, there is a European-style garden over there..."
"Tch," Mercury Lamp looked at the direction indicated by Lin Xue, "I've seen real European noble gardens, it's better than here..."
"Okay, okay, you still expect the medieval rural scenery to appear in this modern city that is shrouded in industrial waste gas and dust all the year round. If you really want to find the royal garden, the Crimson Plain of Avalon is almost enough for those gangs to eat." The heroic spirits who are trapped have created the Efang Palace, you have to play in the city by yourself," I knocked on the head of the mercury lamp I picked and found, and suddenly found something interesting, "Dude, what is this on your head? "
"Don't call me i guy!" Mercury Lamp immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and jumped out of the travel bag. The moment the height of 92.3m appeared, Pandora and Viska raised i Heads—to these two ten-thousand-year-old dwarf melons, there is no more amiable creature in the world than Mercury Lamp, even Bubble and i Bubble are slightly inferior.
"potato chips"
Sandora's eyes lit up the moment Mercury Lamp took off, and with a wave of her claws, the mysterious object on Mercury Lamp's head—half a piece of potato chips had disappeared into Her Majesty's mouth.
Then... I began to observe how many things this i doll brought out with a tense mouth.
There are two shrimp sticks on the shoulders, white sugar granules on the face, half a spicy silk hanging beside the rose decoration in front of the iōng, the lace on the cuffs is stained with jam, and the green skirt is full of potatoes. There is still a piece of shellfish pinned to his belt. Could this be the legendary snack warrior
Under our gaze, Mercury Lamp turned his face away unnaturally: "It's boring to be bored in a big bag..."
And Sandora next to me suddenly rushed out like a swift shadow, and after a gust of wind was set off around the mercury lamp, she returned to me as if nothing happened, and burped softly: "It's not a full belch, I just ate too much." up.
The mercury lamp covered with snack residues on his body returned to its spotless state in a daze. At this moment, he was staring at the front in a daze, and his whole body was clean. I even guessed maliciously whether Sandora was still helping this person I even performed a dusting and sterilization - with the tongue.
Although I can't see it clearly, but I know that I, the nv king lover, has always lived and practiced. I guessed that Sandora, who was in a state of hunger, might have eaten the i doll who was eating snacks in less than a second. I "cleaned" my whole body, wondering if the mercury lamp will leave a psychological shadow in the future.
“Wow all ripped apart”
No matter what Sandora did just now, she is lying next to the travel bag on the ground, taking out the torn food bags one by one from the inside, screaming endlessly while digging out, " My potato chips... my French fries... Ah Jun's fresh shellfish... my sister's shredded squid... i Bubble's cake... everything was torn apart except Sandora's snacks... "
That is, you might be able to eat something in Sandora's snacks. The mercury lamp has half a broken tooth, and she has to protect her remaining canine tooth.
"And not a single pack has been properly finished."
With an inexplicable smile on her face, the older sister looked at the mercury lamp that was still forcefully saying "I don't care" approaching step by step, "It's very costly, mercury lamp."
"Huh, I just want to... just want to eat a little bit ahead of time... it's too dark inside, I can't see clearly, so I tore a lot"
Can't you see that there is no light in your sister's bag
Speaking of which, I have too much free time to install lighting equipment in my travel bag.
"Hmph, who made you, a foolish human, stuff me into a travel bag?" In the end, she was stared at by us for a long time like a tribunal, and even Mercury Lamp's face couldn't help turning slightly red, but soon she found the most suitable In this case, a certain head of state who was shot, "It's all your fault, I'm so bored inside"
Well, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have locked the mercury lamp and the snacks in one package - but who knew that the legendary Chairman Water would do something like an inv girl? I said Mercury Lamp, you are too domesticated now, right? If you just want to show your true heart by our side, please find your gentleness and kindness in the past instead of the anger of a child.
And it seems that you were the one who said it at the beginning, you would rather get into the travel bag and let me carry it, right
It's a pity that the mercury lamp in an awkward state is immune to any reasonable behavior. My protest is as meaningless to her ears as last night's weather forecast. As soon as 92.3 turned her head, she got into the travel bag again. When she came out Holding a big old thick black cover book in his hand.
"What are you doing?"
Seeing the mercury lamp walking towards a big tree with a book in its hands, I cried out curiously.
"Find a place where no one is around, finish this book," the mercury lamp flew up to the treetops, looking down at us, "then go home."
"This is the game you asked for?" I suddenly felt like I was punching the cotton uā. I knew that hanging the mercury lamp by the door to dry for a day and letting her read a book would have a different effect. "Don't play something interesting. ? You asked us a group of No. 1, No. 2 and No. 3 in the world to watch you read a book around an old tree with a crooked neck?"
"Don't you want me to be seen by others?" Mercury Lamp said lightly, "On the last day, I won't trouble you anymore... This is already very good."
"No, you don't need to be so worried at all." Knowing the intention of the mercury lamp, I was somehow moved, as if seeing the naughty daughter who always made me anxious and mischievous finally met me a cup of hot water gently. The tears filled the eyes like tea, but in the next second, the emotion turned into envy and jealousy towards some evil capitalist Chi Lulu, "Because there won't be anyone in this park."
"Huh?" Mercury Lamp was very curious, "The outside world shouldn't be your territory, right?"
"But this is the territory of Lin Xue's family." I slapped a hand knife on the head of a big prophet who had almost tilted the Tianling cover to the original position. "Capitalists are all evil, never forget this."
Lin Xue immediately punched me an inch: "I own the whole empire but envy a rich man from the country. The royal family members are really greedy."
"Is this the initial conflict between the feudal royal family and the capitalist businessman?" My elder sister looked at the sky a little speechlessly, and then Qianqian and I, two historical idiots, looked at her blankly.
Capitalists are evil, but their capital can often bring us benefits. Lin Xue, who looks like a female lead in a video, proved this for us very well. Under her arrangement, the huge city central ecological park and In the name of temporary rectification, it was closed to all visitors, and she even ordered the dismissal of all the staff in the entire park. This action caused the property under her name to lose at least two three-bedroom and one-bedroom houses (shallow currency units) in one day. , but the purpose is just to make a doll happy.
Even the Mercury Lamp couldn't remain indifferent. Under the action of Qianqian, the super atmosphere regulator, the puppet girl who was supposed to be calm finally got along with us and played lively all day.
Uh, I have to say, this is a real sense of mingling, and they played well at the beginning, but in Pandora and Viska, they expressed a tactful sense of superiority to Mercury Lamp in terms of height (these two imperial generals are also good at this After that, we reproduced the scene when the mercury lamp first came to this big family.
Barrage, explosion, roar, and demolition office.
"Look, now at least you don't have to explain to Mr. Lin why you lied and closed the park." When Lin Xue was saddened by the large park facilities that had turned into ruins, I thought I should say something, "This The place really needs a few days of renovations."
"It's okay, I expected this scene a long time ago." Lin Xue stood on a piece of construction waste and sighed, "You can pay for the repair cost, your sister has agreed just now."
… There are two kinds of natural black, one is like Lilina’s, and the inside is black after picking it up and cutting it open, and the other is Lin Xue’s, you don’t know it’s completely black from the inside out until you cut it open.
I really want to record everything today in words. The Mercury Lamp, which has always been serious and indifferent, was dragged around by us to play wildly, showing lù joy and laughter, flying around in the air with Pandora and the others, sending e barrage and training to each other The playful scene (the last two sentences are pure sham), but the stiff text is worthless. When the sun finally sinks slowly, it's time to go home.
Time for Mercury Lamp to go home.
To be honest, with the technology to travel through the world at will, and with agencies such as the Space-Time Administration, I have almost no feeling for the separation of alien worlds, just like Ilya and Tohsaka Rin, even if they cross two worlds now, I can also go to them at any time. There is almost no sadness in such a difference, but the mercury lamp is completely different.
After leaving our side and returning to that world, will she still be the Mercury Lamp we know who is always angry, always bad-mouthing, always unlucky, but always quarrelsome and coquettish
Ilya and I are now separated by a plane, but I know that whenever I appear in front of her, the other party will cheer and rush to find her "big brother". I was worried that I would never see her smiling side again. When Mercury Lamp insisted on going back to my own world no matter what, I had this premonition.
Once we are separated, the distance between her and us will not be a space barrier, but another even more insurmountable gap.
I know that Miss Qiangwei is awkward, so I firmly believe in it. A