Our plan at the beginning was very simple, presumably the smart people have already guessed it.
Pretending to be a lng ghost to scare the i-girl who deceived our feelings (is this serious?), absolutely no malice, and the first step of this plan is to create an atmosphere of an empty dng mansion, so when the mercury lamp comes, we all Tune to vibrate... uh, invisibility.
Step two...well, step one is screwed.
It stands to reason that Anveena should have drilled out of the TV at this time. Although this idea is very old-fashioned and it may not be a big deal to a master like Mercury Lamp who can use secret methods to drill back and forth from the mirror space, it is still a big deal after all. The prologue was no, but my carefully planned appetizer turned into burnable garbage before it was opened—the Mercury Lamp fell asleep on the sofa heartlessly.
This made the high-ranking officials of the empire, who were waiting to watch the midnight bell in the living room, scratch their heads and panicked.
And I thought again, why is there an exception such as a mercury lamp that supports universal charging treasures in Rose Girl V, which can only be charged in the original packing box in theory? Sleeping on my shoulders can be regarded as relying on my giant battery to charge, but isn't it cheating to fall asleep on any sofa? Isn't this the father who cheated all Qiangwei girls
"I want lng to wake her up."
Looking at each other around the sofa for a while, the expressions of the leaders of the empire became more subtle. At this time, Qianqian put forward the above-mentioned construction suggestion, and at the same time took out the construction tools: a large hammer weighing at least 100 kilograms.
It was about to smash down like a tiger.
This girl can actually carry such a thing with her, what was she planning to do with it
"Take it back." I immediately stuffed the sledgehammer back into Qianqian's portable space, "Do you think everyone is as invulnerable as the rest of us?"
"Hey wait, she seems to be waking up soon"
Lin Xue's reminder suddenly entered the divine connection, and a large group of people immediately became nervous, and then retreated more than two meters.
Sure enough, at the same time as we retreated, the eyelashes of the mercury lamp lying on the sofa trembled slightly twice, and then lived up to everyone's expectations, opened Roseè's eyes and sat up in a daze.
"Huh?" The puppet girl who seemed to have found something incongruous frowned and looked around, and I hurriedly checked who had dropped something on the ground just now, but soon I discovered that the mercury lamp was paying attention to other things .
She ran to the window suddenly, staring blankly at the dim sky outside which was still approaching dawn but without the sun. After a long time, she ran back again and looked at the wall clock on the wall that was still at 4:30 in the morning.
Qianqian is still standing still... Uh, I think I understand why Qianqian took out a huge hammer without hesitation just now. Now Qianqian is the transformed version of the devil with full energy, although now this The girl has been able to suppress most of the psychological changes in the transformation state, but just like fifty steps to a hundred steps, Zhang Fei weakened into Li Kui, and you threw it in front of the neighbor Uncle Wang, who is also a killing god. Qian Qian is completely overcoming the transformation Personality has always been an out-of-spec weapon that should be used with caution.
"Anvena, it's up to you now"
The Mercury Lamp has woken up, and the time is not lost, so the plan will continue naturally, and I quickly call a certain i ghost who has reserved the seat of Sadako through the spiritual connection.
He responded with a series of soft grunts.
The guy fell asleep directly in the LCD screen.
"This bad girl" I almost spit out bile, and then waved to everyone, "The original plan is cancelled, carry out plan B"
"Do we have a plan B?" Qianqian looked at me in confusion.
I always blushed: "Isn't this just to enhance the atmosphere, Lin Xue, you go and turn on the light"
Here I would like to express my current experience. Pretending to be a lng ghost is really a very unskilled thing, especially after you have acquired the ability to be invisible, being able to deceive others visually means that you are almost able to In recent years, with the improvement of the spiritual and cultural level of the general public, many seniors who are enthusiastic about fantasies, ghosts, animals and love i movies have created a large number of examples for us to learn from in this fantasy field. , Stealth and other works are sprouting like bamboo shoots after the rain... By the way, what am I thinking.
However, leading a room full of beautiful women to moleste a 92.3m doll, maybe I can be regarded as the first of its kind.
With a soft "pa", the chandelier in the living room turned on without warning, even the mercury lamp was frightened, and ran to the position of the chandelier switch with a patter, and the already serious puppet girl hugged tightly Staring at the protrusion on the wall in front of him, Lin Xue stuck to the wall all of a sudden, her muscles tensed amidst our inhumane onlookers, and she didn't dare to pant, she moved sideways inch by inch on her tiptoes, side to side. Turning his eyes away, Ling Chi, a group of us watching the show, completed this series of movements ten centimeters in front of the mercury lamp. To escape successfully, something that no one expected happened suddenly: Mercury Lamp raised his hand without warning to poke the switch: in front of the switch was Miss Lin's C-cup.
In an instant, Sister Lin leaned against the wall and turned into a model—I almost laughed out my abs.
"If you don't want to help Elder Sister Ben any longer, you fool, tomorrow I will expose the matter of you raping me."
Sister Lin's unreasonable threat came from the God connection, saying that it was you who raped others at that time, right? Although if I analyze it carefully, I will take advantage...
Considering the nature of Xue Lin's moving troublesome aggregates, I was not ambiguous, so I turned off the TV at hand, and sure enough, the mercury lamp's attention was attracted.
This scene reminded me of the time when I was playing hide and seek. Back then, I was invincible when I teamed up with Qianqian Qiangqiang. Our usual tactic was: first let the unlucky guy put his eyes on it, and then I was responsible for throwing it far away. A stone, and finally go home for dinner with Qianqian.
After the fourth grade, no one played with the two of us.
Now, I seem to have found the shadow of my childhood in Lin Xue. Could this be a cheating fate
Continuing to encounter weird things has already made Mercury Lamp serious, but unfortunately, the girl did not show any panic at all. The previous worry came true: for a girl who can skillfully send e barrage and has fought with angels For a young girl like Rose, ordinary midnight bells and ghosts on Elm Street are nothing but clouds.
Mercury Lamp was still running around in the empty living room, trying to find the source of the anomaly, she started trying to open the big door to leave here, of course, failed, she pushed the door out, and in the next second she passed through the wall on the other side of the living room Walking in, the whole house has entered into a state of space warping, self-enclosed. After trying this several times in a row, Mercury Lamp seemed to understand the futility of the attempt, and began to stand at the door and enter a state of thinking.
Still no panic expression.
"I found one thing," the elder sister sighed suddenly, and said in a spirited connection, "Mercury Lamp, this girl, has taken everything that happened in this house for granted."
Needless to say, I discovered this too.
Xiling’s omnipotent thoughts go deep into the heart of Mercury Lamp. Even if we toss out the atmosphere of Silent Hill, she will only have the sleepiness of “those guys are tossing at home again” and will never panic at all. Under this premise, Most of our hard work was just enough to keep us full.
And there is another point, in essence, the Mercury Lamp, a puppet that can move independently, can be classified as a supernatural event if thrown into the real world. Although it looks cute, this girl may be scary in the middle of the night when the conditions are right. Qualification, for such a master, how much function the ghost house we designed is debatable, just like the Resident Evil series, I almost spit out the New Year’s Eve dinner when I watched it for the first time, but Sylvanas After watching it, I gave a review of a life movie - she felt a strong sense of intimacy.
Therefore, throwing mercury lamps in front of ordinary ghost houses is really not a big deal. Correspondingly, except for An Weina who has some practical experience, none of us are experts and scholars in supernatural events. That's it...
"Girl Lin, why don't I hang you up on the chandelier later, let's see if a dead body appears out of thin air?" Seeing that the mercury lamp and the bloody handprints that suddenly appeared on the wall were regarded as very interesting graffiti, they began to follow the graffiti Go, I said in a spirited connection with a bit of waning interest.
"Fuck off" Great Prophet Lin was in a bad mood, "A mistake, I spent most of the night studying how to scare this girl, but I just forgot to see what effects those plans would have..."
Alas, you don't turn on your phone at 24:00, and to be honest, we spent most of the night studying how to bully a puppet, which is really a bit guilty.
Just when I had given up and was about to show up early, an accident happened. The TV in the living room suddenly lit up out of thin air, attracting the attention of the mercury lamp.
The snow uā dots flickered irregularly on the gradually brightening screen, and the magnetic interference patterns that should not appear on the LCD TV gradually wove into weird and distorted blood è symbols. Under the dim halo, a long The woman whose hair covered her entire face suddenly poked her head out from the bottom of the screen, then poked out the screen, and slowly crawled out...
The i ghost with a very weird biological clock slept for twenty minutes, then entered the waking period again, and started her work. She woke up at the wrong time.
And after confirming that Mercury Lamp is very receptive to the supernatural events in this family, I'm ready to see how unlucky I Ghost will be. Sandora and Elder Sister both turned their heads away, as if they couldn't bear to witness it.
"Master will not cause any problems, right?" Beside me, Saeko Busujima, who was stubbornly wearing a female servant's attire and had been a full-time female servant in this house for two days, said a little worriedly, the title of "Master" everyone If you know what it means, you won't explain it.
I shrugged blankly: "She has been stuck in front of the TV three times, and she is often frozen when she comes out of the refrigerator, and occasionally she will drill the water pipe with great interest, but she will become thin within an hour after she comes out. It looks long, and once this guy read two horror books and said that he wanted to become a qualified possessing ghost, but he accidentally got into a fly, so he went on a hunger strike for seven days... "
"I won't be afraid of supernatural movies anymore..." Bujima said very seriously.
In fact, I usually watch it as a comedy.
And while we were having a heart-to-heart conversation, Anveena had already lived up to expectations — got stuck.
A certain undead who had brewed the atmosphere to ten percent just got out of the TV to the position of the iōng port, and then let out a mournful cry, the snow spots formed by energy interference on the screen immediately returned to pitch black, while An Wei Na held on Looking at the edge of the TV and trying to pull herself out, less than three meters in front of her, Mercury Lamp watched all this with a blank expression.
At this point, all the leaders of the empire, the ruling class with the greatest authority and the highest wisdom (?) in the universe, the "Naughty Puppet Punishment Plan" that lasted for one night completely collapsed, and everything finally changed from screaming to screaming laugh.
An Weena is still trying to pull herself out...
"Release the invisibility, and close the space warp by the way, Qianqian, you release the time, Saeko will help my sister to cook," I waved my hand and announced that this operation was a complete failure. The talent is so terrible, even a 92.3m doll can't be scared, "Yo, i light~~"
I was waiting for the other party to greet me, when a whirlwind uǐ came towards me.
"You stupid human being"
There was a grievance in the voice, I don't know if it was an illusion—eh? Didn't she look panicked just now
I grabbed Mercury Lamp's delicate body and put it under the armpit. I flicked her on the head lightly: "I was going to punish you, but you are such a troublesome girl. I thought it was such a fool's trick. Can you hide it from the No. 1 in the world?"
While protesting, Mercury Lamp danced and tried to attack me: "I just wanted to hide it for one night, but I frightened you the next morning, but I didn't expect to do it for one night... Ah, I forgot about that prophet."
You just said it wrong, this time the Prophet didn't turn on the power, it was the torch-eyed uncle who saw through your idiot-like trick.
"Master... Anveena is still stuck..."
An Weina, who had been intentionally forgotten by the crowd, finally called out aggrievedly. While supporting the TV frame with both hands, she pressed the switch all of a sudden, and the originally pitch-black screen trembled twice. A middle-aged man suddenly appeared above the back of the ghost, holding up an i-box and yelling: "Laryngopharyngitis, stubborn inflammation..."
With a "bass", I was still holding the mercury lamp, but at the same time I stepped forward and pulled An Weena out: Damn, this uncle dares to sit behind my servant with a wrinkled face
"This log is beyond salvation."
Lin Xue immediately muttered, and Qianqian next to him nodded in bewilderment, the former was always shrewd and scary, the latter was always bewildered, why is my family so weird? I said Lin Xue, you can die if you are a little stupid
Qianqian has already released time, and quickly returned to the main time river, causing the living room to experience the transition from night to morning in a few minutes, just like the lack of funds, so the screen went black and wrote that the night had passed (of course, sometimes typing this Lines are not necessarily due to lack of funds... ), the Chen family compound, which was ringing at midnight just a moment ago, is now preparing breakfast in the warm sunshine.
"Qianqian, please help watch Sandora and prevent her from slipping into the kitchen"
I turned my head and waited for a moment, then turned my gaze back to the puppet on the sofa who was sitting there obediently, showing an unprecedentedly sensible expression, it could be seen that all the plans had failed, and even being arrested made this fearless man The guy is a bit embarrassed, the noble and indifferent Her Royal Highness Mercury Lamp, who used to be like a princess, has now completely turned into a werewolf Mercury Lamp? Broken teeth.
"Do you know it's wrong?"
Is it wrong for me to follow the grammar carefully? )road.
"Isn't it just a joke?" Mercury Lamp tilted his head like a child, "I just want to see you, a stupid human being...do you think you have thrown off a burden..."
"Stupid" I went forward and my brain collapsed, "Is the matter solved?"
I'm referring to the human girl with a congenital heart disease. Mercury Lamp insisted on going back this time because of her.
"Well, now Ihui can live a normal life... Idiot human being, can I go back and visit her once in a while?"
"Of course—and did you go back to see your sisters?" I was suddenly a little curious, wondering what kind of sensation this earth-shattering mercury lamp would cause when it appeared in front of Cangxingshi and Emerald Starshi, who were facing enemies. It’s not inferior to Lan Ran singing Dongfanghong all the way to raid Jinglingting—if Master Lan dares to do that, maybe it will be a big deal, people are always in awe of twisted things.
"I didn't intend to see them at first," Mercury Lamp lay on the coffee table a little tiredly, "but I accidentally got bumped by Zhenhong..."
Could you be touched if you didn't do it on purpose
"And then? Jing Wu Fengyun or Call of Duty?"
It means that if you fight head-on or if you fight, you will be able to barrage. Mercury Lamp and Zhenhong, the most awkward lily friends (I respect myself) in history, are not wrong to pinch each other when they meet.
"I frightened her," Mercury Lamp said sullenly, with a sense of joy that I couldn't believe that the prank was successful, "I called her sister, and then sent it back in front of her~~"
I:"… "
You can be sure that this doll has been completely blackened by us.
But, well, that’s not bad. After going back for a trip, the Mercury Lamp seems to have finally let go of some burden. After being subtly influenced by us for so long, the quantitative change has finally produced a qualitative change at this moment. Don't even think about climbing out.
Then it was the breakfast time of the welcome meeting. Everyone seemed to have reached a tacit agreement. They chose to ignore the mischievous "separation farce" of Mercury Lamp this time, and ate breakfast, chatted, and watched Sandora in as usual. On the plate, watching the mercury lamp and drinking sour ni, it was enjoyable, as if nothing happened in the past twenty-four years, only after the breakfast was over, the elder sister said: "I would like to make two comments on the phenomenon that someone in the family does not come home at night …”
Then a certain unlucky puppet was dragged away to receive criticism and education.
"Congratulations." After breakfast, Sister Lin was lying on the sofa with no grace at all, watching her elder sister take the dejected mercury lamp upstairs, teasing me, "Father's halo finally defeated the festival. Lower limit, you can actually let a guy like Mercury Lamp fall—I don’t even understand how you did it.”
Don't talk about you, I don't understand either——Mr. Tangtangshui, why did you let us pollute like this
"Mu, let me tell you something." Sister Lin, who was still full of energy, suddenly snapped her fingers, seeing my sleepy look, "Do you still remember Lilina by the Santu River back then?"
Immediately, a certain natural black face appeared peacefully under the cover of uā on the other shore in my mind.
That girl is now almost classified by us as missing persons in war, and there is another saying called indeterminate death in battle.
Seeing that everyone in the living room except Qianqian who was playing Rubik's Cube and i Bubble who was tearfully looking at his stolen Rubik's Cube, everyone looked at him with their ears open, Lin Banxian said triumphantly: "Information Department The latest news is that the magic girl on the road has been found." A