As soon as I heard the three... four words, Lin Xue burst out into a convulsive laugh. Although I couldn't see what Lin Xue was doing on the projection, I could still imagine that from the sputtering background sound. There are so many prophets in human history. Basically, any schizophrenic master in the Middle Ages dared to call himself a prophet, but among the few prophets who strengthened the brigade, there was no one like Lin Xue. It's bad, when Zhuge Liang wanted to write "My Lord, please read the kit No. 2" in the kit, I guess there will be no such thing as the Three Kingdoms in later generations...
"Oh hehehe~~~~ Mumu, you really fell for it Oh my lady is really your nemesis haha" Lin Xue's convulsions are like taking too many stimulants, my side is a persistent black line: "Okay Come on, do you think this is interesting?"
"Life should be full of joy." Lin Xue held back her laughter, leaned back to the communicator, and replied solemnly, "Well, Mu Mu, you should have seen the last words written in the bag, right?" ?”
"Can you still not know?"
I rolled my eyes, this girl can see everything and pretends to me.
"I really didn't see it," Lin Xue admitted honestly, "After tossing all night, I saw that you finished reading the step of the third note. The interference in that world is too serious..."
With this skill, can't you do something useful
"By the way, Wood." As if knowing that I was going to teach her a lesson, Lin Xue quickly changed the subject, "The imperial fleet should be hidden by now, right?"
"Well, they now have an outpost in a red giant," I nodded, "but you have to tell me, is there any point in doing that?"
"I don't see it very clearly." Lin Xue looked quite serious, "But one thing is confirmed, the appearance of a large-scale imperial fleet in this world will cause very troublesome things... Ah, Sandora has something to do with you."
The figure of Sandora appeared in front of the communicator. Her expression looked very strange, a little worried, but more helpless.
"Little Bubbles said that she lost her sparkle."
This is the first sentence of Sandora at the beginning, which made me not turn the corner for a while: "She lost the toy again?"
"It would be better if the toy was lost," Sandora sighed, "This time her toy manager is missing."
Suddenly a golden figure jumped into my mind.
"That golden guy is gone? Hasn't she been with Little Bubble all the time?"
"And... Sylvia is gone..."
Sandora's previous sentence just stunned me, but her last sentence made me feel like I was struck by lightning.
Slow down? She also disappeared? I said, could there be a riot in Shadow City
How could Sylvia get lost if she didn’t bring something like this
Although her mind is slow, Sylvia has never lost her way. Of course, this does not mean that she has any talent in finding the way, but because she is too offline, and almost every time she goes out, she will leave the house where she lives. That street had forgotten where she was going before, and then wandered back, which made Sylvia like a mole that never left her territory, and there was no possibility of getting lost, but what happened this time? Listening to Sandora's tone, she disappeared together with Jin Yingxiong
"Ah Jun, you have to hold on—" Sandora said with some hesitation when she saw the expression on my face scrolling through the screen, "The two of them...may have sneaked onto one of your battlecruisers..."
I was turned into a monument on the spot.
"Reynolds, inform all your captains that two huge troublemakers have entered the fleet"
The bearded uncle has been listening to our communication since just now, of course he knows what happened, and the silver-haired man is very famous because of his thinking speed that hardly belongs to the real timeline and his mysterious identity, which makes Renault Instantly understood the seriousness of the matter: "I'll let them dispatch ghost agents and dark templars—well, if they resist, we can't seem to suppress it?"
"So don't disturb them, I'll go there myself."
The order was issued to the entire fleet in an instant, and the more than a thousand battlecruisers immediately became lively, full of ghost agents and dark templars running around, the old friends Renault and Zeratul are really anxious now Getting angry: Two irrelevant personnel sneaked into my army, and I didn't know this until the base reminded me. This is a shameful thing for everyone, although Jin Xingxian is a heroic spirit and has high strength , can hide from the security measures of the federal army, but there is also a slow and stupid Sylvia who also mixed in. This is a slap in the face. The latter's thinking circuit has always been listed by us as an absolutely harmless variety...
The search for the two smugglers turned out to be unexpectedly smooth. In other words, these two idiots with an average IQ of around ⑨ had no concept of hiding their whereabouts at all. When I ran into these two silly girls near the main power furnace, Sister Jill was pulling an innocent-looking operator to ask for directions. They had been wandering around the power furnace for more than ten minutes.
After receiving our instructions to stabilize the other party, the dark templar casually pointed out the way to Jill, and the two stupidly happily continued their adventures in the ship.
The dark templar was struck by lightning at that time, and then sent us a message with a tangled expression, pointing out the direction of the two idiots at the same time.
So, everything is as simple as that.
Sylvia and Sister Jill, a pair of idiots that make people completely speechless, the former is the guy with the slowest response in the entire empire, while the latter is the famous "Bubble-Jingle-Gold" idiot trio The old 2 of the group, the two masters with an average IQ of around ⑨ miraculously sneaked into the expeditionary army. Naturally, it couldn't be related to tricks or anything, it was all just cheating by that shiny guy.
"Ha, it's really relaxed and happy. How could this king have been playing with a little girl all the time," said Niang Shining, who was walking in the empty passageway in the ship wearing a striking six plus armor. With Layer's self-luminous ability, Sister Jill is still so radiant, "I finally managed to escape this time. Really, all the high-ranking spirits are going to participate in the expedition, but this king still has to fight with a little girl." , how many missions have they performed... Hey, white-haired one, what are you picking on?"
Sylvia, who was lying on the passage corridor with her mouth slightly open, squinted one eye and looked in through the ventilation hole in the corridor, let out a soft "ah" and then turned her head slowly: "What a magical place Oh... I didn't expect there to be such a place, um-that-where is this-"
She hasn't reacted until now, and she is still in a daze. Well, in fact, she has never reacted to something.
"Tch," Sister Jill immediately snorted impatiently, "It was my biggest mistake to bring along such a fool as you. Seeing you wandering around the guard post, I thought you were from the military, and you took so much effort to kidnap me and unexpectedly It's just a fool... Hey, white-haired one, listen, this king is conducting a very important military operation, no matter what happens, don't drag me back, otherwise don't blame me for abandoning you at a critical moment"
There is also a folk version of this sentence: If you want to do this again, I will not take you to play
The above is what I saw and heard directly through the teleportation device behind the two stowaways, and the combination of these two idiots is almost invincible.
"Ahem" Seeing that the two idiots who didn't even have a little bit of vigilance were about to ignore the person who was suddenly teleported and walked further and further away, I immediately coughed heavily twice, making the golden and silver hairs in front of me excited, here It needs to be clarified that it was Sister Jill who was shocked all of a sudden, and Sylvia was stunned for a long time after seeing Jill tremble for a while before remembering to tremble...
"You two, the expedition is over."
With a boss smile on my face, I walked forward step by step while watching the two girls who were puzzled (I seriously doubted whether Sylvia's dull little face was a puzzled expression) After the words fell, the empty main passage also quickly flashed a red light for alarm. Amidst bursts of sirens, heavy isolation doors fell from behind the two girls from far to near. There was a burst of blue sparks all around, obviously an electric field had been applied, the ultimate boss that suddenly appeared, the steel tunnel shining red, the piercing siren, the girls who were close together in panic, and falling one by one from far and near The heavy gate, this scene, is so Hollywood.
"Ahh—it's Mr. Chen—"
As if completely unaware of the weirdness of the surrounding atmosphere, Sylvia immediately raised her hand to greet me cheerfully, and at the same time, the heavy gate about twenty meters away from them was closed.
"Ah, you black-hearted pariah... uh, boss"
Unlike the heartless Sylvia, Sister Jill exclaimed completely, and as the words fell, the nearest gate behind her was also closed heavily.
"Looking at how you run this time, I don't believe that you dare to dig a hole in the battleship in front of the boss."
With a victorious look on my face, I smiled brightly at Sister Jill with a crest full of excellence and seven effects, and then, a floodgate fell from the sky...
Get in between me and two idiots...
The winner's smile instantly turned into a relief, and I was stupid at the time, and theoretically, I thought the two stupid girls on the other side were also stupid—who would have thought that just now a pair of helpless panicked girls were cornered by the approaching isolation door In the next second, the non-stop isolation door closed the big boss outside. This scene is too fucking empire style...
I crossed you in a circle just now and didn't notice that there is an isolation door between me and her. Can anyone tell me in which movie the boss who appeared last will also be separated by the isolation door
There was a loud "bang" sound, and a big hole was opened from the middle of the gate that had just been closed. That's it, the taste is almost the same as Sandora's high-energy cuisine. I jumped out of the big hole, and I found that Sylvia and Gilgamesh, who hadn't recovered from the series of great changes, were stunned. Hugged together, watching the gate with thick smoke billowing in silence for a long time.
"Old... Boss," Sister Jill reacted faster than Sylvia, "Didn't you say that you can't make a hole in the battleship?"
"I'm not allowing you to drill holes but this is your boss's boat"
Immediately, Renault's dumbfounded voice came from the public channel: "Your Majesty, but this is the property of the Federation..." The background sound was Zeratul's shaking cough.
Cut, it seems that he is usually too imposing. Uncle Hu Zha, who used to respect the empire like a god, started to complain about the head of the empire.
Sylvia may have been frightened by the explosion that was so close at hand. This girl bears the title of Emperor Xiling, but in fact she is living on government relief and opening a dessert shop in a military controlled area. The Star Military Base also insisted that he was just a natural dumb god who moved to another school district in Academy City. A metal gate ten meters away in front of him, which was photographed and could push the Tokyo Tower into the ground, suddenly turned into a hole. Let this stupid have an indelible psychological shadow on all metal products...
As a result, when I was thinking about how to appease this guy, she said slowly: "Wow (this 'wow' took two seconds)—Chen Jun can do magic tricks?"
Sister Jill fell on the ground with a "plop" on the spot, and her head hit the titanium alloy steel plate with a "bang bang" sound: "God-like enemies and pig-like teammates have all met. Who did this king provoke in his last life?" "
Sorry, you and Sylvia just met, I have been tortured by this silly girl more than once, now Alaya can find superiority in Sylvia, do you think this person can be saved
The muscles on my face trembled for a while, and I switched to a serious form, pointing to the erratic-eyed mother, Shining, and said righteously: "Okay, now explain to me, how did you get in - didn't you let you be a nanny? "
"Are you insulting the dignity of this king?" Niang Xingyan immediately bristled when the nanny's words provoked her, "This king is the oldest king of mankind, the greatest..."
I knocked on her forehead with a bang: "Okay, okay, my heroes and emperors are organized according to the battalion. Well, Sylvia, do you want to find a room to rest first?"
I suddenly remembered that there is another guy here who should be excluded first. Where is the lower limit of Sylvia's brain? Alloy gate, but I'm afraid that this guy will suddenly become curious about the surrounding environment, uh, in fact, Sylvia's slow reaction is already a miracle now.
"Ah, but I'm not tired—" Sylvia shook her head slowly, "Chen Jun, what is this place? It seems that the walls are all made of steel..."
My forehead tightened, I didn't expect this guy to actually have the ability to think.
"Ahem, this is a secret, don't ask me any more"
Miraculously, Sylvia didn't think about such an obviously irresponsible answer, and just nodded in understanding: "Oh, I see—"
Then with a pure smile, he stood aside and entered the vase state.
This is simply a creature that can be described as a miracle. If she usually mixes with Little Bubble and the others, how can there be a mother in the idiot trio
Speaking of Niang Shining, I'm quite curious, how did she get in here
Knowing that there is no way to hide it, Sister Jill confessed frankly. In fact, there was no thrilling process. As a high-ranking heroic spirit, and because of her role as the "Little Princess Queen's Pet", Sister Jill is not a big deal in the empire's military system. The small privileged class, because in most cases no one can restrict the actions of the elusive Little Bubbles, so most of the time no one restricts the actions of Sister Jill who is the binding equipment of Little Bubbles. Now, from the moment she learned that her old acquaintances were about to act as hand-picked guards for this expedition, Sister Jill thought that the time had come for her to escape the sea of suffering and return to the days of white clothes like snow and wind. up.
Use a huge rag doll and a bunch of treasures you have collected to attract the attention of the little princess, use a lot of lollipops to keep the little princess from paying attention to herself for a long time, take off the armor on her body, and change into casual clothes to do She appeared to be going to sleep in an outside room, and then successfully escaped from the "magic lair". It has to be said that the several-month-long career of pets + nanny + collectibles taught the former oldest king of Uruk many subtle skills. Just like that, she successfully escaped from the control of the demon king Little Bubble, breathed the free air under the sun again, and then... Sa Yazi ran towards the portal of the shadow fortress Starport.
Because Little Bubble will find that the largest one is missing from his collection at any time, and the ubiquitous little devil may suddenly appear in front of his eyes at any time, although at most he will be happily carried home by the little princess and raised. He won't be punished, but His Majesty the Hero King, who feels that he has lost all integrity in the past few months, really doesn't want to go back to the humiliating daily life.
Even if you can't keep your dignity as a king, at least you have to conquer the battlefield as a warrior
The above are the true inner thoughts that Jin Shanshan confessed to me. This naive guy seems to be unaware that there is nothing to do with the glory of soldiers with us.
"As for this silly white-haired guy." After talking about the bloody and tearful history of escaping from the devil's lair, Niang Shining waved her hand and pointed to the side with a quiet smile on her face. She looked as beautiful and lovely as a lady, but in fact she was Hill who was in a daze and was a vase. Via, the latter immediately nodded and smiled at Sister Jill cheerfully, "I had already rushed through the military blockade, but I ran into this guy who was strolling in the military restricted area head-on. I know that the more powerful your commander is, Normally, she doesn't look like a soldier, so I thought she was a member of the military. It took a lot of effort to kidnap her, but unexpectedly, she turned out to be a teammate like a pig."
Sister Jill successfully kidnapped Sylvia. Should I say this is a victory of IQ 10 vs. IQ ⑨? V