The Notre Dame, the racial monument of the Protoss, represents the proud soul of this ancient race and their long-standing mysterious worship. These huge fortresses known as mobile holy places in space all bear countless glory And praise, the valiant warriors of the Protoss considered it a great honor to board the Mothership and fight for glory, which has been their most sacred place for thousands of years, and it is still so until now, except The Xiling apostles, who are regarded as the mentors of civilization by them due to their extremely high technology and understanding of the origin of the universe, and the brother race of Kepulu, who have experienced the catastrophe of the galaxy and created a new home together, are still not the same as the Protoss. Any strange race is allowed to board their Notre Dame, and even the soldiers of the Gotak Freedom Kingdom, who are currently regarded as temporary allies of the Federation, can only stay in the docking area between the Notre Dame and the Queen's flagship. Going forward, it is a forbidden area.
... Does it sound like cowhide
But the heroic spirit of the true god, the violent gang with the largest background, the most diverse composition, the hardest background, and the worst organization and discipline in history, has now become the most helpless group of guys in Protos.
We all know that the Protoss have many ancient and mysterious beliefs, but this extremely technologically advanced race is also following the path of religious belief. If possible, I even want to complain about it as the path of cosmic cultivation. Therefore, to the world The exploration and worship of the origin and the laws of the universe are also one of the things that the Protoss pay attention to. They try to integrate themselves with the truth of the universe through spiritual tempering, and get in touch with the secret of the origin of all things, and it seems to be effective. Yes, being able to rely on mental power to master primary psionic energy is a good example.
At present, there is an obvious proposition: Dingdang's heroic spirit is also called the guardian of the world, in other words, it is the security guard of the original power of the world.
Do you know how entangled the Protoss on the Elsword are now? Although the heroic spirits who represent the original power of the world and serve the true truth of the universe have no clear position in the Protos religious system, they are The latter's emotion occupies a very important weight, which is the same as Christians who believe in God will have nothing to do when faced with a group of angels rushing to eat and drink in their houses. Where is their job title, right? Once the fetishism of racial sacred objects and the sense of reverence for the original mystery of the world collide, it is really not so easy to toss and clear.
and…
"Come one Sasaki and another one, you can't lose to a woman in drinking capacity, the boss has bet you more than a hundred!"
"Hahaha, this king is the strongest, whether it is fighting power or drinking power"
And since when did I get mixed up with these guys
Hey, hey, this is on a space battleship, right? Are you still on task? You guys know that you are currently on the march, right? Which bastard started this kind of extravagant banquet that seems to be held before the demise of the villain
"Well, Ah Jun, let them do whatever they want," my elder sister sat on the floor like everyone else, leaning on my arm in confusion, "These heroic spirits are used to this in Avalon, and you also need to adjust Take a break, don't be too nervous about those rebels... Pandora, Viska, children are not allowed to drink."
Since the elder sister has said so, so be it, but as the saying goes, if you curse, you don’t expose the short, and you don’t slap the face. My elder sister, please don’t provoke these two little lolis who haven’t grown up in hundreds of thousands of years. I dare say, Anybody here who can breathe is better than you...
This group of people are all familiar with each other, besides my elder sister, Pandora sisters and me, it is Artoria, Sasaki, Cu Chulainn, a group of familiar faces that he jokingly called "Heroic labor group", um , In addition, there are a few people I don’t know. They should be other heroic spirits that Cu Chulainn and the others are familiar with in private. Usually, these heroic spirits are used to it in Avalon. Hesse made a pass, watching them lively now, I also know the daily life of this group of guys who are called Dingdang Guards, and it feels similar to Liangshan...
Sasaki is fighting wine with Kim Pika, the former is born to drink, and the latter is also a surprisingly large amount, which I did not expect, while Red A is bragging to Cu Chulainn, one of them is good at fishing and the other is cooking Almighty, won the reputation of a golden partner in the Avalon Aquatic Club, and chatted and fucked together when he was free. They are a pair of good friends with great potential. Sister R is usually a person who likes wine, but she has a calm personality She will enter a state of silence when there are many people, and now she is hiding in a corner in a daze, with her baby bumpy PxP next to her, and Medea, who is not very interested because her husband is not around, sits with her, A thin black thread hangs down from my ear—I just realized that the two of them are listening to a song together? Is the headset connected to PxP? This harmonious and weird scene must be photographed as a souvenir
Due to the presence of the Pandora sisters, in order to avoid a tragedy, Hercules sat in the farthest position directly opposite me, and chatted with a few heroic spirits who I didn't know but heard that they were also from the age of mythology. These heroic spirits were similar to him without exception. Bulky men, and another thing in common is: they all lower their bodies very smartly, and the resentful gaze of sisters Pandora here is too stressful.
Uh, after talking for a while, I seem to have missed someone...
Well, although I don't want to ruin the image, but a fluttering dumb hair protruding from behind the big pile of plates and cups next to me is my king.
Sandora is not here. If she is here, Arturia, you won’t have the chance to be drowned by the plates
As for Qianqian, a guy who never lacks a sense of presence, she is not here. She has not come back since she announced ten minutes ago that she would go to someone else's place for a meal. Now I don't know which unlucky heroic spirit is harming her. Just go for a meal...
"Speaking of which, the few who got the lottery today are all fine now?"
I said casually, but my eyes couldn't help but fell on Kim Pika. If I were to say that I was injured, she was the worst one today. She killed almost one-third of the enemies killed by all other heroic spirits. Guaiyijian resisted the joint shelling of Baimen Xinghe. At that time, her armor was broken and her body was bleeding like a watering can. Although I personally treated her, it was only a few hours later, and she was alive and well At the point where he can compete with Sasaki for wine, isn't this ferocious recovery ability too exaggerated
"Small injuries are nothing to this king." Kim Picka waved his hand incomparably, his golden armor looked as if it had just been polished and waxed. This idiot is really full of momentum all the time. Who is the guy who can't stand up straight
Thinking of this in my heart, I suddenly felt something arching in front of my chest. When I looked down, Ding Dong just popped out from the collar, and my little head looked around cleverly. I immediately figured out the group of heroes What's the matter with the brutal recovery ability one by one.
... Their biggest backstage is here.
Sure enough, the little thing came out to proudly announce this: "With Ding Dong here, as long as the heroic spirit is not sent back to the World Tree, it can be fully recovered within three hours."
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I was stimulated by the envy and jealousy of the little thing's ferocious god-attribute aura, but the latter just walked around on my arm curiously, looking at the lively scene around me, and then - just like it used to happen , the soles of his feet slipped, and he fell down with a scream.
But what happened this time was something that had never happened before: she fell straight into the wine jar.
And with just a thump, the little thing was directly convulsed by the strong smell of alcohol, and it sank straight to the bottom.
"jingle"
"my lord"
"Master God"
"Oh, my god"
"Big dragonfly... click and boom"
In the midst of my busy schedule, I still took time to glance at Cu Chulainn, who was always split and never remembered, and then quickly reached out to pick up the little one that had sunk to the bottom. Bubbles were bubbling in the wine jar, and each bubble represented Ding Dong drank so much alcohol that the sweaty feet of the heroic spirits next to him came out. Anyway, it was his current source of life. Every move of this little thing would make the heroic spirits tremble. This is no exaggeration— Of course, except for Cu Chulainn who was split and flying over there, and my king who was submerged in a pile of plates and was still munching at his desk.
Fortunately, I didn't take much time, and I fished out the jingle that smelled like wine all over the body. The drenched little one curled up into a comma in the palm of my hand, and when the wings trembled, it was the strong fragrance of 50 years. I hugged it in a daze After rubbing my thumbs, the little thing came out with a sentence: "Puff, sister goddess, Ding Dong is really full..."
Fuck, totally drunk.
"Ah Jun, I think... the surrounding situation is not quite right."
My elder sister poked my arm, and said with a bit of confusion in my eyes. Only then did I notice that her expression was wrong, and I was shocked: "Sister, don't you drink a bar?"
"No, my sister knows that I can't drink enough." The elder sister lay on my shoulder with a flushed face, and her words were already low, "The smell here is so strong..."
Do you get confused just by smelling alcohol
"But boss, the surrounding situation seems to be really not right," Sasaki stood up at this time, looking around with a serious tone, "The ground seems to be shaking..."
"Ajun, Ajun, Ajun" a shallow voice suddenly came from a distance, yelling all the way, "These are amazing horses!"
When I looked at the direction Qianqian was running from, I was frightened by the scene behind her and burst into cold sweat. Then I looked at the drunken goddess who was completely curled up into a full stop with the fragrance of fifty years in her hands, and finally pulled He yelled out a sentence for the heroic spirits to remember this day forever in the future: "Everyone run away, Ding Dong is drunk and crazy"
As a result, thousands of troops galloped, and the earth shook.
Regardless of whether you are a prince or general, or whether you are a god or Buddha of the Nine Heavens, no matter how powerful a heroic spirit is, he can only piss off a drunken goddess. Shout "Oh my god" and run with us all the way.
"Chen, what happened? You're so rude." Saber's voice suddenly came from behind. The incident happened suddenly, and the whole person was completely surrounded by the mountain of plates that she made. The girl named Artoria was the only one on the scene. There are a few guys who can't figure out the situation, with half a chicken leg in their mouth and a salad plate in one hand. My king was dragged into a half-floating state by me. It's really hard for her. The situation is so critical. Forget about your own food, you can always maintain an elegant posture while eating chicken legs in mid-air, and it doesn't affect your normal speech at all-what a brutal multi-line operation ability
"If you have the time to look back and look behind... ah, there are also fronts"
Following my exclamation, the heroic spirits who could not escape also shouted one after another.
"We are surrounded"
"Where are the reinforcements? They cut off the main road"
"Hey, I am Changshan Zhao Zilong here, who dares...someone will get me down"
"Assault west in the name of the Sun King"
"The enemy is in the power furnace... wow"
"Sparta"
"My lord, what's the matter?" An unknown heroic spirit beside him held a huge sword in his hand, but he didn't know how to do it. Cu Chulainn next to him said unceremoniously: "Forget it, holy man!" Knight, this is what our family does."
As soon as the words fell, the unlucky spearman was caught off guard by a wild vine that suddenly rushed over, and before he even had time to raise his spear, Cu Chulainn was bound into a rice dumpling by the vines that had already covered the sky.
That's still good, there are still two that were swallowed by the piranhas. Although they won't die, I guess they won't be able to smell them when they come out.
"Damn... How dare a mere plant offend this king?" Jin Shining, who was also forced here, was already three points drunk, but at this time she was even more dizzy because of anger. Dodging the nearest vines, and jumping into the air, all of a sudden, plastic ducks and teddy bears are everywhere—does she still have it in stock? "Go, Wang Zhicai... huh? Why is it invalid..."
The overwhelming toys just flashed for a moment, then disappeared without a trace. Before he could react, Kim Picka was tightly tied up in the next second, dangling above everyone's heads with his hands tied behind his back.
It's a pity, this girl is too peaceful, no matter how tied she is, she doesn't feel like saying... By the way, what am I thinking
"Heroic spirits still want to attack their master?" Seeing that the surrounding heroic spirits were almost wiped out, I stuffed Ding Dong into my pocket, "Wait a minute, I can attack these vines... Put the cannon away, this is our own spaceship"
"Ajun, use this." Qianqian suddenly took out an artifact from the portable space, and fell to the ground with a crash, "This won't hurt the spaceship."
... This girl carries a petrol saw with her, is it possible that my Qianqian has been using her abilities frequently recently and is about to turn into some kind of terrifying creature
"Wahhaha, my lord, this is very fun." Viska bent down and picked up the gasoline saw, which was too big compared to her size, and turned into a chainsaw loli when she rang it, screaming and rushing I went up, and when I realized it, Pandora, Qianqian, and even my older sister, who was not sober, had turned into a chainsaw maniac and began to beat the thorns and thorns in the wild vine + piranha forest spawned by Jingle. It's like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
All in all, all in all, after about thirty minutes...
"Hey, Ah Jun, how long are we going to hang here?"
"Wait for Jingdong to wake up..."
"Hee hee, Ah Jun, don't move around, it's so itchy~~~"
"I can't help it, we're tied together... Uh, Qianqian, can you be awkward? This... I'm going to get angry when I'm rubbing back and forth."
The girl who was tied to her in her arms kept writhing because she couldn't take a break, and she was on fire. Fortunately, a voice suddenly came from behind that calmed us down: "Ahem, Ah Jun, My sister is watching you from behind."
It looked like at least one person was sober.
Looking around, it was bleak, ancient emperors, heroes, all kinds of bindings and hangings, although there are washboards like Niang Shining that can't be tied up, but there are also all kinds of pleasing talents like Sister R—I work hard Do not look at Uncle B twenty meters away.
From this point of view, it seems that the few of us who are just tied into rice dumplings are not too bad.
I really have time to spare... There's nothing I can do about it, all the heroic spirits fainted from the divine power on the vine, and even the spirited mother Shining just lasted ten minutes longer than the others. Besides, there is really nothing to do.
"My lord, idiot sister is scratching my hair"
"I want to tear off the vine."
Just as the one side calmed down, the little sisters who were also tied together on the other side started to make a fuss again. Regardless of being tied up by these godlike and amazingly tough wild vines, one hundred thousand horsepower is one hundred thousand horsepower. Pandora and Weiss Ka still has time to fight a little bit—forget it, I just watched it as a lily movie, the two identical cute loli are tightly bound and lingering together, you see, a little bit of brainstorming, it's quite boring .
Where do you start, from Ding Dong falling into the wine jar and getting drunk, or from the fact that a group of heroic spirits who held a celebration party were hung on the wild vines that spread a third of the Notre Dame ship, or Starting with five chainsaws made of interstellar alloys breaking apart on a small vine, I always feel that today is an inexplicable tragedy. The Goddess was brought down.
The strength of these vines is simply against the sky, and the light intensity is not a big deal. They are all creatures created by gods, and conventional methods can't be destroyed. Ding Dong will definitely get hurt. After thinking about it, idleness is idleness anyway, let's have fun hanging here for a while, Quandang is a rare life experience.
The celebration of the hard-fought victory ended in a painful way in a five-hour group hanging activity. The only thing to be thankful for is that Ding Dong did not sleep three to five hundred in one sleep according to the work and rest habits of the protoss. When the little thing came out of my pocket in a daze, I almost cried with excitement—the girl Qianqian tossed back and forth was really annoying, but she herself didn't understand at all.
"Hey? Everyone is having so much fun."
This is the first sentence Ding Dong said when he came to his senses. I almost stuffed this little thing into a bottle and made it into a canned goddess on the spot. You idiot, you really feel like you have no responsibilities in the past, right
"Eh? Is it related to Ding Dong?" Facing the resentment that my elder sister and I have united, the little thing just knocked his head foolishly, while looking at the people in the square who are exercising their muscles and bones or covered in piranha mucus, wanting to cry. The tearful Heroic Spirits, "Ahahaha, Ding Dong was drunk at the time, so he didn't know it at all."
Is this even a fool
"Please don't worry, what happened today will be kept as a top secret," Zeratul appeared out of nowhere. This Protos hero is really not good at comforting people. One sentence made the surrounding heroes cry. , "The fleet has left the hyperspace state, and it is now 70 million kilometers away from Planet Jetas. We have received a contact from the First Exploration Force, and they have discovered the traces of Archbishop Lilina..." V