"This... What exactly is it? That girl Lin Xue is used to half-talking all the time."
I muttered to myself, bent down and picked up a three-headed Q mercury lamp, and watched it over and over again.
The other party claimed to be Kusanagi Kyo Mercury Lamp, which is the closest to the normal version among a group of cross-dressing Mercury Lamps. Except for the headband on the big head and the Kagero emblem on the back of the dress, this Mercury Lamp is basically the same as the normal version. , of course, we have to ignore the cartoony shape.
With big heads, big crooked eyes, and small bodies, there are probably thousands of these mercury lamps gathered around our feet, looking up at their compatriots who were lifted up in mid-air, their mouths still chattering. Stop, and the Mercury Lamp being picked up by me cooperated with my movements very honestly, without any sign of resistance, even when I lifted her up, the latter took the initiative to lift her skirt...
It's completely wrong, Hun Dan
"I feel like the boss is really a pervert."
Lilina complained mercilessly at the side.
"I'm very curious about what's going on now. What are the alchemists of those two divisions doing for so many days?"
Ignoring the vicious priestess at the side, I just fiddled with the doll-like "mercury lamp" in my hand curiously, and the other party also looked at me with flickering eyes, without saying a word, and it was completely impossible to tell whether she was intelligent or not. I don't know if this is life, anyway... It's fun.
It's really fun. Although the mercury lamp with three heads looks very weird, but the Q version is really king. This little doll is really interesting.
Catch, catch.
The "Kusanagi Kyo Mercury Lamp" that was held up in the air suddenly began to tug on my sleeve, I curiously moved my face towards it, and the other party immediately aimed at my forehead and opened its small mouth, whistling.
"Wow, it's on fire"
This Q version of the little lamp opens its mouth to breathe fire. She can breathe fire just like Godzilla.
I hurriedly extinguished the flames on my head. I knew that my face should be completely black. I didn’t need to look in the mirror. I could deduce how miserable I was by looking at the angular velocity of Lilina rolling on the ground. Bucket of pure water, while washing my face, I murmured in my heart: Although Kyo Kusanagi spewed fire from his mouth, it was a little curious, but the attack power of the other party just now was really exaggerated. If I guessed correctly, it might be elemental flames.
Yes, elemental flames, normal natural fires cannot have that much energy, the flames just now have extremely thick fire elemental energy, almost as thick as those leader-level fire elemental bodies I saw in the world of Azeroth , Ordinary steel will even be vaporized directly under that kind of flame
Of course, I don't think that little doll wants to attack me, the flame is carefully controlled, just enough to smoke my face black but it won't really cause harm, I have a lot of experience in energy control and I can easily Feeling the other party's careful control before breathing out the fire, she just wanted to protest.
I was confused and washed off the black dust on my face under Lilina's heartless laughter, and a "Big Sword Mercury Lamp" next to me, wearing a strange light armor and carrying a big sword on her shoulders, immediately came over with a towel , and also showed an expression of expecting praise, which made people dumbfounded again.
"Okay, okay, stand in line and don't mess up"
After thinking about it for a long time, and listening to the twittering of these "mercury lamps", I have roughly guessed in my heart what these alchemy dolls are, but I still need to be sure, so I started to direct the mercury lamps in this place Arranged neatly, the latter was indeed very obedient. In less than five minutes, more than 30 phalanxes stood neatly in front of me and Lilina, all of which were distinguished according to their respective "armies". Da, Jedi, Sith, Kusanagi, Private, Terminator, Magical Girl...
And there are dozens of more special ones, which are called "self-explosive truck mercury lamps", but I prefer to call them Libyan mercury lamps (see the setting of Red Alert 2 units for details), small toy trucks that are directly installed together. Dolls, they did not form a phalanx, but parked in front of each phalanx, paying attention to me like the captain of the formation.
After queuing up, more than 30 mercury lamp dolls "driving" toy trucks suddenly honked their horns. Immediately, all the chattering phalanx quieted down, pretending to be inspected by the chief. , I can't see the three-headed body next to me...
"Those little cars really have horns?" A certain priestess looked at those toy trucks curiously, with a look of surprise on her face.
Lilina, you're talking in the wrong direction, right
Observing the 10,000 or so three-headed Mercury Lamps in front of me, seeing their neat formation and the sense of unity revealed in an instant, and getting in touch with the talking habits of these three-headed bodies just now—
"Misaka 10086"
"To... eh?"
Sure enough, there was a clear and small voice from the phalanx. Although the latter realized his mistake in an instant and let out an "ah", you have already been exposed and accepted the appraisal of the head of state who is looking like a torch.
"No...it's not that the Jedi Mercury Lamp was just... just a hiccup, it's definitely a hiccup"
Not far in front of me, a certain three-headed doll jumped up high, waving a miniature lightsaber less than half a meter long in his hand and hurriedly explained, but no matter how you look at it, it is not self-inflicted. look.
"Is it you who stuck a hundred dollars on the test paper to bribe the teacher last time?" I looked at a certain three-headed figure wielding a lightsaber with a smile on my face, "But then I got a few points, and Ge Mu took the rest Did you get the money?"
"Wow, such a shameful thing..." The other party showed a Q version of distressed expression, "It's actually zero points..."
"Uh? Zero points? You still seem to get a few questions right?"
"Misaka used 502 to glue the money on."
I can imagine the mood of Medea and his wife when faced with a 100-yen bill that cannot be peeled off. This is the naughtiest Misaka sister... I don’t think it’s too much to give her zero points
"Okay, don't hide and hide, I should have guessed, this amount, this way of speaking," looking at the big watery eyes (really big eyes) surrounded by three heads and bodies blinking. Ah, this Q version of the face) staring at me, even if I think they are a little messy, I can't get angry, "Is the Misakas here? How did you do this? These bodies, as well as your consciousness, are all what's going on?"
As soon as my voice fell, I immediately poked a hornet's nest, and the surroundings suddenly twittered:
"Because Misaka hopes to help my brother, and doesn't want to stay in a safe place forever and wait for my brother to return from the battlefield. Misaka 10099 spoke first."
"Actually, Misaka 10099 just thought it was fun to go out and play, and the Misakas all thought it was fun to play like this. Misaka 10315 took the initiative to confess, ah, Misaka 10099's expression is so scary"
"These bodies are products of alchemy, made by the teachers of the academy and alchemy masters from various worlds. They can simulate the bodies of creatures, accept the mental control of the Misaka Network, and can also convey the complete five senses to the Misakas. Misaka 12580 He made the teacher's expression and said."
"The bodies of the Misakas are all lying at home now. Bubbles designed something called a soul hub for the Misakas. With the soul hub, Misaka's spirit can switch between the temporary body and the body, but because these alchemy bodies The artificial souls are all extended from the soul of the little mercury lamp. The current little doll mercury lamp is actually the form after the psychological fusion of Misaka and mercury lamp. Therefore, Misaka sometimes involuntarily calls himself a mercury lamp in this situation. Because Misaka 10101 knows more detailed and smug than the other sisters."
"These alchemy bodies are very powerful. On average, each body is completed by three alchemy masters, and then fine-tuned by Xi Ling host. They have the combat power of elite imperial soldiers. The lightsaber of the Jedi Mercury Lamp is pure psionic energy. The soldier Mercury Lamp The carbine is filled with high-energy bullets, the self-explosive truck Mercury Lamp has a micro-space implosion bomb, and the magic sister Mercury Lamp has an endoskeleton composed of pure arcane energy, so Mercury will definitely help my brother... Misaka 11012 is confident Said full, and showed my brother the limited edition Heart of the Rising Sun."
Let me tell you the truth, my brother is almost dead by this time.
You "Mercury Lamps" are chattering with each other, and I have a general understanding of the ins and outs of the matter.
The problem lies with those alchemists who restore the body of the Mercury Lamp (genuine version). It’s not that they are not professional, but they are too dedicated. As you know, I summoned a total of two strengtheners to repair a doll. Such a prodigal The consequence is that the master alchemist, who was full of pits and valleys, spent about sixteen minutes researching the treatment plan for the mercury lamp, and then...
They feel that as a generation of alchemy masters, they were finally summoned by the Space-Time Administration in person. If they don’t make any achievements to promote the advanced alchemy technology of their own world, they feel sorry for the national pride in their bones. A group of experts who are eager to win After the scholars completed their entrusted work in 16 minutes, they decided to digress collectively, and they began to compete which world had the best alchemy technology.
Bubble and Lin Xue decisively added to the chaos at this time. The latter fanned the flames and came up with bad ideas, while the former mobilized his own dead house knowledge to formulate the competition topic—now you know why these three heads are carrying egg swords and lightsabers Heart of the Rising Sun right
The two also bought Artemis who was guarding the home in Avalon. To put it more painfully, the latter guarded the treasures of the gods and heroic spirits. All the alchemists needed were some Philosopher's Stones The fragments of that thing are used as cement pavement at the place where Avalon and the World Tree are connected. Artemis gave each of the two officers half a ton without taking it seriously...
Anyway, the final result is that the 100,000-horsepower Mercury Lamp Q-version dolls were produced in total more than 10,000, and the Misaka sisters each produced two to three thousand more, and the self-explosive truck Mercury Lamp, VR Fighter Mercury Lamp and other special models produced more than 600. One, for those Misaka sisters who are active and like to be independent. Edward Elric, who was the world inspector of CER-1355 at the time, led a group of well-fed Silvermoon City magisters to develop the captain machine. , such as the red mercury lamp, the first machine mercury lamp, the titan mercury lamp, etc...
Anyway, in the end, I listened to the chatter of these three heads while taking the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill.
What is certain is that 80% of the tens of thousands of mercury lamps in front of us are controlled by the Misaka sisters, while the remaining thousands are directed by the mercury lamps themselves, the most sensational toy army in history, That's it.
"You really... Forget it, it's really not a good childhood to be bored in Shadow City all the time. It's a good thing that you can take the initiative to come out to play, but the first time you come out to play is an alien planet raging with war, don't be scared." There is a mercury lamp dressed as a red and white witch hanging on my arm. I don't know how to evaluate the mother of the child who is tossing around all day at home. I can only try to comfort myself in a good way.
"Are you not angry, brother? Misaka 10093 tried to pretend to be cute and said, besides, this is a winter vacation homework in the academy, Misaka 10093 added."
"Winter vacation homework?" I was stunned.
"Yeah." The red and white mercury lamp nodded, "The teacher asked everyone to take part in the winter vacation and write a 3,000-word impression when they go back. The Misakas decided to join the army during the holidays to accompany the elder brother to conquer the world."
Such a brutal winter homework, such a brutal internship report
"Speaking of which, where is the genuine mercury lamp?"
Lilina still remembers the business, although she also made the black three-headed body confused, but she still hasn't forgotten who we are waiting for.
A three-headed man with a big sword on his back thought for a while, raised his head and said to me: "The mercury lamp of the mother body and the mercury lamp of the titan are transmitted together. It should be here at this time... ah, here we are, my lord brother, behind you."
I trembled all over when I heard the sound, and at the same time felt a wave of space coming from behind me. Although I knew that the worst moment had come, I still turned around slowly—here it is emphasized that we have been shrouded in a huge shadow .
"Wow, what is this?"
"The Titan Mercury Lamp is not a three-headed-to-body ratio, but a captain's machine with a normal proportion. It is 101 meters tall. It is made after accurately enlarging the entire body of the Mercury Lamp. Its own weight is 600 tons, and it weighs 720 tons when it is fully loaded with weapons. Because The weight is too heavy for conventional joints, and the whole body is engraved with a permanent anti-gravity circle. The key transmission device is made of alloy made of star gold stones secretly picked from the fence of the world tree. The left hand is equipped with an arcane missile generator. There are three The Dalaran mage is manipulating it. His right hand can be fired as a one-time weapon. It has the most advanced guidance function. It holds the Balrog just captured from the world of Azeroth. Bubble named it Super Invincible Bubble Bomb , there is a nano-assembly factory at the chest position, in the case of abundant materials, the Titan Mercury Lamp can release a 30 cm high crazy Ivan Mercury Lamp from its mouth at a rate of one per second, note: three heads and body, in addition, the eyes of the Titan Mercury Lamp It is equipped with anti-ship psionic cannons and holographic projectors, so it can be used not only as a turret but also for playing games. Friendly reminder: the handle is under the skirt, boys should not move it casually~~ah, and also, the instruction manual , the driver disc and the space engineering vehicle for cleaning are included randomly, and they are placed in the small bag at the waist of Titan Mercury Lamp. Misaka 10086 pretended not to see the expression of his brother, and read the delivery card of Titan Mercury Lamp verbatim."
Silence, three seconds later.
"10086, don't you think this kind of alchemy weapon that has no actual combat value other than scaring people is even more unreliable than (beep) Da?"
"Ah, it's so rare that you can't complain. Misaka 10086 started trying new vocabulary."
"...Don't worry about the details, this world should be destroyed..."
I really, really want to just leave the world alone and fuck it up
What kind of weird way is Shadow City running when I'm not at home? Bastard Sandora, besides eating and eating and eating, can't you take care of the big and small girls at home? How come you are also a housewife? What did the city management of Shadow City do this time? Can't the mid-level and high-level management of the Space-Time Management Bureau take time to see what the alchemists of the two divisions are doing after fighting the landlords every day? To build a combat mercury lamp more than 100 meters high is to cheat the father or the father or the father or the father
Well, I see, this is actually a toy, right? This moving mountain that can only be used as a living target on the battlefield is just for the boring Misakas to play with, right? Hundreds of GI Mercury Lamps have already started throwing climbing ropes and happily climbing Titan Mercury Lamps.
"Hey, stupid human, how long are you going to ignore me?"
Suddenly a shout sounded in the communication channel, which shocked me for a moment. I recovered from the impact of the army of ghosts and beasts of the mercury lamp, and then I felt the left half of my shoulder sink. A soft body with a very familiar look Way approached, and in the next second, two small hands wrapped around my chin.
Unplug, unplug.
"Tch, it's really strong." A certain puppet complained dissatisfied.
Don't you think it's a horrible thing to try to pull out someone's head with all your strength? Chairman, who hasn't even attended compulsory education
"Come on, let me see—how's the recovery going?"
I completely ignored the behavior of a puppet pulling my ear, and firmly grabbed the other person from the shoulders, just like dealing with a doll. I put my hands on the other person's armpits, and held the mercury lamp in front of my eyes. Tell me, the restoration is indeed complete, eh? Why didn't you put the tooth on?"
"Because Bubbles said it's cuter this way... ah, you guys are too presumptuous, put me down, put me down, don't pinch my face"
When we first met, we were completely different people. The other party has completely changed. The current Mercury Lamp is just a lively "little" girl. Although it is a bit inappropriate to say this, it seems that the training has been successful.
After fighting for five minutes, the winner is of course me. The silver-haired doll in a black gothic dress will feel tired as if she has a real body, so now she is honestly lying on my shoulder, Looking at the fantastic and magnificent scenery all around.
"Ah, it's an alien planet again, you bastard, you say you love peace, but you always set off wars from world to world, how about it, do you need help? Now I have a whole legion, and a super Clone Legion Commander, if you kneel down and beg me, it’s not impossible to help me.”
What a condescending tone, what a proud attitude, this is the only thing you can't get rid of, right? And I don't think I need to find a group of three-headed bodies to show off when I have more than 30 marines and more than a thousand heroic spirits, you cute army commander
Then again... I was fighting Star Wars, right? Obviously, forty-five minutes ago, this was the iron-blooded battlefield of space warriors vs. fortress planets, right? What's going on with this god switch now? No matter how novel the unfolding method is, there must be a limit, right? Mercury Lamp, why don’t you stop commanding more than ten thousand three-headed selves to arrange "Alien welcomes you" banners on the ground to entertain yourself, okay? V