Although Ding Dong's sudden attack caused me a lot of trouble, thanks to her, I, who didn't know how to end it, found a way to go down.
I carefully tapped Ding Dong's small head with the other hand, and said, "Ding Dong, can you let go first? If you are really hungry, I will give you a lollipop."
Ding Dong finally let go, and she tried to fly back into the air, but because her wings had been wrinkled by me, she swayed violently a few times in mid-air, and was about to fall to the ground, I quickly reached out and held her firmly. little bit.
Ding Dang sat in my palm with his knees bent, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, you pinched me too much just now, but I subconsciously bit you... You won't be angry, will you?"
Look, look! What a kind heart, now I completely believe that the other party is a goddess, but I apologize to me even though I am the victim, I feel that the little guy is exuding the brilliance of divinity, and the guilt in my heart is rubbing go up.
"Ah Jun, what is this?" Qianqian's curious voice came from the side, I raised my head, and was immediately taken aback: the current Qianqian looks like an old smoker who hasn't touched a cigarette for 48 hours. Like a package of soft China that was unpacked, it seemed as if the whole galaxy was shining brightly in her eyes. She stared closely at Ding Dong, who was sitting in my palm, trying to flatten her wings carefully with an aggrieved expression on her face. , my sister's expression is almost the same as that of Qianqian.
I almost forgot that it is impossible for any normal woman to resist the temptation of cute things. This can be seen from the immediate plummet of my status after Pandora came to my house.
Ding Dong is obviously very cute, even so cute that you can keep it as a pet—of course, the premise is that if Ding Dong resists, you have the ability to resist a goddess-level attack.
"Her name is Jingle," I replied as I flattened the little guy's wings, "and she's a goddess."
Although Ding Dong looks quite good-tempered, she must tell Qianqian and her sister in advance of her goddess status. You must know that women are quite powerful in combat under certain circumstances. Some have accepted it.
Qianqian and her sister were obviously taken aback by my words. They exclaimed exaggeratedly, and immediately withdrew their hands that were about to catch Ding Dong, pointing at the little guy and said, "Goddess? How big is it?"
At this time, Ding Dong finally pressed her wings to be flat, she straightened her skirt, then stood up, and introduced herself in a thin voice: "Hello! High-level apostles, low-level goddesses, the gods they serve are the great goddess of life, very happy to meet you!"
Asidora had just lifted the alert. At this time, he saw the little guy in my hand, and greeted him in a normal way: "Is it the Protoss? Nice to meet you. Recently, the Protoss has started an expedition again?"
The little guy immediately scratched his head in embarrassment and replied: "Well, I had an accident and couldn't go home, so I'm with your leader for the time being... But speaking of it, it seems that I haven't heard from you recently? Are you Are you in any trouble?"
"Who knows?" Asidora shrugged, "The empire suddenly fell into a deep sleep, and our memory was interrupted for quite a long time, and the only member of the empire that has not been found so far has no idea what happened , In short, our current situation is not very good."
"Oh, so that's the case, no wonder your contact with the Protoss has been completely cut off..."
I was in a daze with Qianqian and my sister.
Qianqian and her sister were stunned because they saw a legendary life like the Protoss, and the other party was such a small one, which had a serious impact on their common sense—even though they have no common sense since time travel today. Untouched once.
The reason I was stunned was that I didn't expect that Asidora and Ding Dong could greet each other so familiarly. Although I heard from Pandora that the relationship between the Xiling Empire and the Protoss is very close, it is a bit unbelievable to be so close. I feel like I saw an old farmer and a president face to face, and then they immediately hooked up and chatted and spanked in a tavern.
In addition, leaving this point aside, I have finally seen how weird the time concept of the gods with endless life is. The Xiling Empire has been asleep for at least tens of thousands of years, but it is only "recently" in Ding Dang's mouth. Simple things, God knows how long this "recent" can last for the protoss!
My sister looked at me with strange eyes, and didn't say until I started to get goosebumps all over my body, "Ah Jun, it seems that you really need to explain to us, what happened today is too dramatic."
So, in the next few tens of minutes, it became time for me to confess, but to be honest, what I can confess is really limited, because even I don’t know how I was judged to be the emperor of the empire. In the end, I can only explain it this way: "Due to some unknown reason, my mental fluctuations are exactly the same as those of an Emperor Xiling who didn't know when he turned off. emperor… "
Although there is not much difference between my explanation and no explanation, my sister and Qianqian still expressed their understanding, but Qianqian raised a new question: "According to what you said, isn't the Xiling Empire's determination of the highest authority quite a joke? As long as the mental fluctuations match, you can become Emperor Xiling, this method of determination is too unreliable."
"No, on the contrary," Asida, who is far more mature and stable than Asidola, expressed his opinion, "In fact, this method is the most reliable method of judgment, because the mental fluctuations we are referring to are not the brain waves you imagined. Although it also includes human brain waves, the mental fluctuations we detect include more things, brain waves, ways of thinking, mental imprints, subconscious marks, thinking pulse frequencies, and soul makeup, these unique Sexual things are extremely difficult to forge. When they are mixed together as the basis for judgment, the possibility of being forged is even zero, especially the soul composition. Even high-level protoss may not be able to perfectly forge a A soul that is exactly the same as the real product, and those top protoss who have the ability to freely create souls—it is impossible for them to do such boring things.
Therefore, although we don't know why our authority determination will come to such a conclusion, since the system tells us that Chen Jun is our emperor, then we will act in full compliance with this information. "
"Even the soul is the same as your original emperor? Damn, I must be possessed by something, right?"
I immediately said in shock.
Qianqian lowered her head, not knowing what she was thinking, although she has successfully accepted my identity and temporarily resolved the misunderstanding of me, but after hearing so many shocking news, I am still a little worried about this girl Will be cranky.
Sure enough, Qianqian, who has always been smart, immediately remembered a few important things that I had been fooling around, she raised her head, stared into my eyes and asked, "Ah Jun, answer honestly, what is the identity of Sister Lily?" ?”
After being reminded by Qianqian, my sister immediately thought of this question. Pan Lili appeared too suddenly, with no past or background at all. Everything about her comes from my own side. Now my secret is revealed. Well, it would be too abnormal if they didn't suspect Pan Lili who suddenly appeared.
"She is my general." I answered honestly.
"Huh?" Qianqian and her sister expressed surprise at the same time.
In the spirit that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, I continued to break the news: "There is also my new head teacher, Pan Lingling, she is Pandora's adjutant, her real name is Sivis, a combat command Xiling general, two new electricians from the school, They are the heads of Pandora's 6th and 7th Heavy Infantry Regiments... the uncle who sells mutton skewers at the entrance of the alley and can't sell them every day, and the head of Pandora's 4th Land-Based Armored Regiment, who sells plastic jade on the street behind the school. The man in the sunglasses, the leader of Pandora's third electronic fortification group... The black-clothed pirate dealer who has recently been active in the entire Nanfu Avenue and has been hated by countless urban management, the commander-in-chief of Pandora's heavy defense force, and these two sisters, in our There's a little flower shop down the street—thank God, they finally figured out how to get the business license first."
"It was forged with the help of Sikaro." Asida, the more honest of the two sisters, confessed.
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"Now, how do you feel?"
Qianqian and her sister looked at each other, and said with a weird face: "Suddenly I feel that these people are not so scary..."