The heroic spirits first need to go back to the Temple of Life in Avalon to report on their duties. There is the projection of the World Tree in this space. According to the "Several Regulations on the Daily Behavior Standards of Public Officials" in the God's Code, the guards of God who return from the expedition should I bathed and fasted for three days in the temple I served, to wash away the filthy air that I had acquired from the secular world, and at the same time listened to the teachings of the gods to restore the purity of the restless soul...Of course everyone knows that the so-called gods are now in their own homes Sleeping in the owner's pocket—yes, that thing is just a cheating cutscene, it's true that the heroic spirits went to report their duties, but if those gangsters don't have a barbecue party in front of the temple, I have to thank Artoria for suppressing it well up.
The only ones who can really abide by the dogma of the canon are probably the dull knights like Arturia or a few other guys whose IQ is below her level.
In addition to these dogmas, there are actually quite a few rules of the God of Life, and they all sound so serious, such as sacrificial ceremonies in various situations, the costumes that should be worn by the female priests and the knights of the Holy See, The food that believers should eat on the fixed days of each month, the location of the statues of women in their homes, etc., etc., you just have to listen to the catalog and feel that this god religion is really good, but if you really see that holding sugar The silly female idol might have to cry.
It is said that when Lilina wrote the "Bible" of the Goddess of Life, she copied and pasted it directly from Baidu Fantasy Bar, and you can know how many of these things are really worth obeying.
Lilina and I were not idle when Fina was indulging in the beautiful scenery of Fairy Girl Lake. The heroic spirits had to go to the temple to report their duties, and we were the guides to let Fina get acquainted with her sanitarium. Since we are here Wallon, you have to experience the unique life in this fairyland. In the fairyland, the first one is to ride a unicorn. A group of snow-white horse-like creatures greeted with a whistle, and now we are busy bargaining with this group of animals.
I know what it's like in ordinary legends, these effervescent holy creatures are beautiful and graceful, only virgins are allowed to ride, and they are loyal and kind-but in Avalon, you dare to say that and you are waiting to be regarded as Rare animals, the heroic spirits and ravens in this place don't know the darkness and monopoly of the unicorn rental industry? Huge profits and greed
These guys who are greedy for small and cheap things are now rising to two yuan per kilometer.
However, Lilina, as a half-headed snake in the Holy Land, is also one of the witnesses when the unicorn race was born, so her power is naturally different. The group of unicorns she found for us are all four pieces...
No matter how godly the beast is, it is still a beast. They don’t need to pay water, electricity, rent, three insurances and one housing fund, and of course they don’t need to spend money if they depend on the sky for food. The ones that are easy to use with unicorns are small biscuits. Of course, other small snacks are also available, and the taste and shape don’t matter. , as long as the unicorns like to eat, they can be used as hard currency. The latter is still more kind than ordinary people in this respect, and more or less reflects the beautiful characteristics of holy creatures without heart. However, when Lilina took out a bunch of Wangzai I couldn’t stand the little steamed buns—you said that the most we could get to the emerald outpost of Artemis was about ten yuan. How thankful you are for fooling a bunch of animals with ten Wangzai steamed buns
... Ten minutes later, I realized Lilina's good intentions. Because the main road in the elf forest was blocked, the unicorn team decided to take a long detour. For this reason, the travel cost would be much higher, and the maintenance fee would have to be paid in advance by passengers, but I No matter how I look at it, I feel that the pile of tree trunks blocking the road was actually piled there by the unicorn itself. Among other things, they forgot to deal with the hoof marks on the ground...
Next time I ride a unicorn, I'd be sorry for my indignant consumer conscience if I didn't prepare a handful of popcorn for these bastards!
"My friend, it's so beautiful here."
There was a brisk sound of hooves behind me, and Fina drove the unicorn to a position alongside me, and a single sentence relieved me temporarily from the depression of being cheated by a taxi.
"Ah, as long as you like it, Avalon is a world designed by Ding Dong himself. Although it is often unreliable, I am quite surprised by this work designed by this little thing."
As soon as the words fell, the chest pocket rolled up immediately, and then a small head popped out: "Yes, Dingdang is amazing! Although the certificate of creation has not been passed, Dingdang has been working hard to review, Dingdang is now It can be ranked in the top 100 in the elementary school group!"
... The problem is that you should have entered the middle school group 20,000 to 30,000 years ago, right
"Don't pay attention to the details! Those who care about the details are fools!"
I got pissed off by my pet.
"Friends, I really don't understand you Xiling apostles now. You are fighting like war machines in front of outsiders. Your warships are only reminiscent of coldness and bloody smell, but the more you get in touch with them, The more I feel...you seem to be a very kind race, but you just don't like contact with others and don't dare to relax a little because of the heavy burden on your shoulders. This is really strange. What kind of race are you guys? "
"Don't say 'you'," Sandora's voice sounded from the other side, "now you should say 'we', you are also one of us."
"Strictly speaking, your first impression of the Apostles of Xiling is not wrong. We have been a war race since a long time ago. I am used to using violence and terror to solve troubles. As for the current change, it is actually the credit of Ah Jun. I believe that as time goes by, you will soon realize it yourself."
When Sandora said this, I felt embarrassed, and Lilina, who was riding in my arms, began to wriggle around restlessly, trying to reach out and pinch my nose—this girl will feel better when I get to the station later. Over there, Pandora and Viska almost roasted Lilina with their eyes.
Although the style of the mount makes people speechless, it is indeed a very pleasant thing to ride a unicorn in the forest in such a fairyland, especially the life energy in the air here, which makes people recover quickly Li, after being outside for so long, sleeping with your head covered is of course a form of rest, but riding a unicorn and walking by the Fairy Lake is a more advanced way of rest.
Of course, it’s not just a walk. According to Sandora, now we should be regarded as a routine inspection after returning from the expedition, which belongs to the responsibility of the leader—although I am very curious that there are other people in the group beside me besides Sandora herself. Who can have such awareness.
It has been more than half a year since Avalon was built. Since I have no experience in planning the "Kingdom of God" before, I handed over all the work related to the daily management of Avalon to Artemis and Lilina. Facts have proved that the combination of these two shrines, a shrewd and powerful and an ancient spirit, has completed the task quite well. The emerald outpost built on the border of the elf forest is a silhouette of the gradual growth of this ideal country, different from the Greek Most of the buildings in Avalon have a sense of "mystery" and "elegance" on the tough lines of the technology side of the Spirit Empire. This is a preliminary blend of the blood elf buildings in Silvermoon City and the elf buildings in the Vidis Forest, and then integrated into them. The brand-new architectural form formed after the magnificent overall lines of the World Tree Temple, it is difficult to describe these artwork-like buildings in words, because they have no fixed structure and image at all, these are things that truly follow the teachings of the Goddess of Life, It has the style of "integrating with nature" and "it is convenient to build a city of thousands of feet in the forest without being obtrusive"...
I will never admit that I said this to cover up that the few of us are actually walking 500 meters away from the Jade Outpost...
"It's all because of you, isn't it that you are going to exceed the kilometer quickly, and you have to come down early."
I finally found the emerald outpost hidden in the green woodland, which looked like a mysterious ancient shrine. After detouring for a long time, I immediately knocked on Lilina's head, "How many Wangzai steamed buns do you want?" So picky!"
"Hmph, those bastards can't be cheaper anyway!" Lilina tilted her head, "Three months ago, they planned to jointly increase the price on the grounds that the average weight of Avalon's heroic spirits had increased!"
Let me give you a trick, we will bring popcorn when riding unicorns in Avalon from now on...
"Ah, Archbishop! And everyone, are you back?"
A brisk voice interrupted the daily quarrel between Lilina and me. It turned out that Ling Yin in a light hunting suit was leading a few sentinels of heroic spirits out of the forest. It's not that there is a problem with law and order, the main reason is that there are many wild ball monsters in the forest who always like to scatter in the upper reaches of the river and let other spirit beasts and beasts beat their noses and swollen faces. on the little things
"Where's Artemis? Didn't come here today?"
"Ah, Captain... Senior Artemis didn't come here today. A kind of goblin that has just completed evolution has recently appeared next to the newly established Qingyin Town. Scholars living in the town report that goblins are always noisy at night. Noisy, seniors have to go over to confirm whether those little lives are in danger and teach them simple knowledge by the way."
After listening to the report of the ring tone, I immediately had a strong rg sense of sight. Is the life in Avalon usually so full of fairy tale style
"It seems that the 'pollution-free' lives released by Dingdang also keep you busy," I touched a small head protruding from my chest pocket with my fingers, the latter was completely unaware that he was the culprit of the topic just now The culprit is still turning his head curiously, "By the way, this is Fina, our new member, a very special Xiling apostle, the specific situation of Sandora has been uploaded to the public database, you can understand it at a glance. "
Temporarily depositing Fina in the hands of the sentinels of Avalon, a group of high-level empire officials have completed their return inspection. They have looked at the shadow base and the main places of the Avalon Kingdom of God. I don’t know what the symbolic meaning of this is, but seeing that everything at home is running in an orderly manner, and everyone is living and working peacefully according to their duties, I finally returned to a relaxed state in my heart. Perhaps this is the true meaning of the so-called return tour.
The past few days, I'm afraid it was busy here.
"Hey, Ding Dong is going to the temple!"
When I returned to the watch world, Ding Dong got out of his pocket, the little thing had chocolate all over his face, which made An Weina, who was in charge of washing my clothes next to me, sigh.
"Ding Dong will tell the Pantheon to send a commissioner over as soon as possible!"
"That's right, we need to hurry up on this matter," I nodded, cleverly ignoring the embarrassment that I almost forgot about this serious matter, and then turned to Sivis, who was on standby, "I will trouble you for other things, and O The establishment of La and the service preparation of the leader bees, they have been waiting in the archives for too long without supplies, and a comprehensive inspection needs to be carried out as soon as possible.
"Yes, Your Majesty, thank you for your concern for the soldiers."
After giving this last order, everyone left Shadow City.
Everything is still familiar, the ordinary big house, the tidy living room, the familiar furniture and appliances, and even the cupboard with Sandora’s tooth marks in the kitchen make people feel familiar, although it is completely incompatible with the battleship in terms of function. Compared with the high-tech cabins above, which can be called ghosts and animals, but only here, there is a taste of home.
Although I'm not very tired, it's the time difference between the two worlds after all, and dinner is still early, so I decided to take a nap first, and let Qianqian and the rest of them, who have boundless energy, do whatever they want.
As a result, after sleeping, when I woke up, the sky was directly covered with sunset clouds.
"Two hours? That's an exaggeration."
Originally, I just wanted to lie down for a while and get up, but I didn't expect to sleep directly from afternoon to night, nearly two hours.
The room was pushed away from the outside just after I woke up, but I couldn’t see anyone coming in when I was lying on the bed, I only heard a burst of light footsteps, who needs to say that
"Mercury Lamp, you know you walked in from the ground."
Sure enough, a puppet's energetic voice rang out immediately: "Because every time you bump into the frame, you, an idiot, always laugh for a long time... Hey! Why didn't you guess that Pandora came in?"
"Don't be ridiculous, even if Pandora comes in, you can still see a small piece of hair from this angle."
This topic is really delicate, anyway, the chairman of 92.3m was silent on the spot, and two seconds later, a black gothic loli suddenly jumped up in the air, smashing it with the speed of thunder and jingle bells On my stomach: "Hey! Stupid human, help me comb my hair!"
It was only then that I saw that Mercury Lamp was not wearing her rose headband, but had a head of dazzling silver hair loose, and there was a faint smell of shampoo from her body: "Just finished taking a shower?"
"Yeah!" The little puppet nodded happily while stuffing the comb into my hand, "I washed it before that stupid priest!"
It's another little war between the two of you, I don't understand, a puppet, a priestess, what irreconcilable class conflicts can exist between these two people
"By the way, Xiaodeng, I have always wanted to ask you a question." I suddenly remembered a question that has troubled me for a long time. Today I happened to watch the mercury lamp and I just took a bath, so Suo asked, "If you take a bath, Won't water get in the ball joint?"
Just a second ago, she obediently lowered her head to let me comb my hair, but the cute little girl-like Mercury Lamp immediately stiffened when she heard this, and then skillfully grabbed the big hand behind her head and put it to her mouth, ahhh.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, teeth! Save your teeth, you idiot!"
All in all, this is our daily life.
Including Miss Lin who came to have a meal, it is also a daily routine.
The bell rang so accurately one second before the dinner started, I didn't know whether I should complain about Miss Lin's unrestrained eating skills, and I came here just in time to eat! You have to come a minute early, maybe she will catch up with the job of helping to prepare the dishes.
And I was extremely saddened to find out that on the extended, enlarged and widened dining table at home, An Weina really prepared an extra bowl and chopsticks for one person—it has become a common practice here for Miss Lin to come to eat on time!
"Yo! Wood, you came back alive? Let me have a meal!"
Shouting such unrestrained remarks, Banxian, who used his prophecy ability to predict the meal time, strode into the dining room just like in his own home, and then his eyes slowly swept over our big family.
Sister Pandora, who had a pile of books on the chair, and the chief bishop who stood out from the crowd sitting majestically on the high stool, were busy poking the rice in front of them with chopsticks and stuffing beans one by one. In the end, It fell on some imperial head.
Immediately, I realized that Lin Xue didn't just come here for dinner today.
"Hey, Wood, isn't it exciting when the Death Star Fortress goes berserk?"
I froze immediately: Sure enough, Lin Xue came to ask for guilt.
The reason for the out-of-control of the Death Star Fortress has been gradually clarified through the non-stop investigation of a large number of Xiling technicians. The direct reason is naturally what we already know. When the psionic energy is converted to 95%, the Death Star's control core output is insufficient. , leading to impure energy and premature collapse, but the root cause of this accident lies in the technology analyzed in the Red Moon Cube.
That technology had fatal loopholes but Tavel didn't discover them until it turned into a catastrophe
Then it should be noted that as early as when the Red Moon Cube was picked up, the student Lin Banxian in front of me had already seriously warned me not to study the deep data of the cube, especially the black technology it recorded-obviously, all of us Everyone ignored Lin Xue's warning.
This girl is now here to ask the teacher for her crime.
"Then what, why don't we have dinner first?"
Looking at Lin Xue's obviously overly worried and angry face, I knew I was very wrong, so I could only try my best to divert her attention, at least you have to let me eat this meal safely, right
Lin Xue nodded immediately: "Nonsense, I'm just here for dinner today, and I'll settle the score with you after dinner!"
For someone who is a loafer, it can be regarded as a world-shattering feat.
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