The only impact the arrival of the protoss envoys had on Shadow City and the entire empire was that we had five more mouths to eat, and we also had a hooligan leader who wandered around the fort all day looking for fights or instigating others to fight. (Mobile phone access:)-=Member's hand type=*
Ding Dong's team members are fairly honest. Although there is a hot-blooded idiot, Ilsen, who will provoke Ding Dong from time to time and be tied up by various hangings in various places and places, at least he will not harm others: except When he is narcissistic, he will be beaten up by his sister and cause traffic jams. Monina is a good girl except for being a little violent towards her brother. It can be seen that she supports Ding Dong's authority very much. Although I often don't understand what kind of authority Ding Dong has, but this Miss Dark Goddess is indeed very obedient under Ding Dong's orders, for example, when beating Ilson, try to do it outdoors to prevent smashing furniture or something...
As for Longshenlin, just like my first impression of her, she is really an extremely timid and cowardly girl. It is said that this character is related to her clumsiness and age. According to the Protoss, this golden twin The head dragon is not yet an adult, and human beings are still in the age group who have not graduated from junior high school. She was incorporated into Ding Dong's combat team as a combat trainee. As the most junior apprentice in the team, she is of course also a As a handyman, although the seniors never bullied the juniors, but the natural character of this dragon girl girl makes people think that she is a doormat at first glance. The appearance of their team was once rumored to be a battle group in hell that "lets newcomers run around b selling coolies, sweating and bearing humiliation to make money to support a group of waste seniors". Of course, this rumor did not last long, because Ding Dong, the mascot captain His image is too thunderous in the God Realm.
But then again, there are really many innocent guys in the God Realm, who are so easy to bully before graduating from junior high school? Look at the people on Earth, there are all fathers on the first day of the new year...
As for Kenser, I think this uncle is the most maverick in the Ding Dong team. You see, there are a circle of mascots, idiots and poisonous tongues, and Odin stands out in the middle. Who doesn't find it awkward
When everyone in the team is busy looking for fun around the world and visiting Shadow City after Ding Dong, this white-bearded uncle who always wears gray and white cloth robes that seem to be in the style of classical mythology is the only one who is doing business. I compiled a really comprehensible report, and uploaded Bingtis’ personal report to the God Realm. Although he claimed that it was just a small matter of raising his hand, it still made me feel bad about this uncle immediately. Stable and reliable good impression: Nothing to do, the comparison with the goods of other ún days is too strong.
As for Bingtis, theoretically the leader with the highest status in a group of missions...
As the host and ījiā friend, Sandora and I took on the responsibility of personally accompanying Bingtis to visit the beautiful scenery of Shadow City. Originally, I thought that a fairyland like Avalon would be more in line with Bingtis' hobbies. After all, you see, she She must be a protoss, and even though she chose the wrong major, she is still a bright female god after all. This kind of existence that sounds like a golden light must live in a glorious temple, float above the holy fairy lake, and eat enough every day It's right to go out and weave clouds and weave rainbows in a brilliant way, but her original words are:
"That kind of place is so beautiful that it's everywhere in the God Realm. The place I live looks like that. If I want to come to your place to see the fairyland, I might as well go home and lie on the window to see the uā altar of the community. Let's take a look around you two. Headquarters, barracks factory residential area or something—do you have a shopping street in this human world? The last time I went shopping in the mortal world, it seemed to be a very interesting place."
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Now I feel that Miss Lin is not the only one who can predict the future, but also our greatest bishop Lilina, this weird fake loli has planned the itinerary for us before the envoy arrives: eat Mala Tang, fight The landlord, squatting on the sofa to discuss world peace, and going to the old city to visit the cottage street, now these two have been achieved.
Just to prevent accidents, before these gods understand the special environment of the earth, I dare not let them go out to dng, so the one-day tour of Malatang and the old city has to be slow, and now I will lead Bingtis in Shadow City Let's go around, how can I say that this place is gradually becoming more and more prosperous now.
"This is where the heroes of the world of Azeroth live." After visiting the military area of the fortress, I directly dragged the enthusiastic Nv Shen Yujie to the nearest Stormwind City community, "This is the human area, imitating the storm The buildings of the city, it is a feature of this place to be able to see the scenery of all worlds by walking around in the shadow city, the cathedral in front is where the paladins and priests stay."
Together with Sandora, I led Bingtis to walk in the human zone of Azeroth, and I tried my best to act as a guide.
The communities in which the messengers from different worlds live in the Shadow City were constructed by themselves after the original buildings were flattened by the builders (Empire Demolition Office). Features, just like now, walking on the streets of the human zone, you will not see a shadow of a high-tech city, surrounded by heavy buildings made of stone like Stormwind City, and even the street signs on the street are made of wood Yes, it's a bit like visiting a theme park, and if no one reminds you, you'll definitely think you've traveled through time.
Of course, the above is just the first impression. If you observe carefully, you can still find the difference between this place and the orthodox alien scenery. For example, the human master holding a palm computer and reciting arcane formulas, holding a mobile phone and calling loudly without knowing it My own paladin with iron cans interfering with the signal, and the Stormwind infantry whizzing by on a motorcycle—ah, the armor ruined the motorcycle seat, the sponge was dropped all the way, and there was a bag on the corner of the street. , next to it stood a sign that said "Looking at fortune telling, selling plates, handling certificates, matchmaking, real estate, antiques, calligraphy and paintings, changing names, changing characters, train tickets, and one-stop." Uncle Heichao, who was stopping a hapless pastor who was passing by to sell pirated discs.
The above is the unique way of life formed by heroes from all over the world in Shadow City, other communities also have similar... Uh...
"Bingtis, wait for me, Sandora informs the urban management brigade and the confinement room... ún, don't run away, I saw you, stop for me"
Under the curious eyes of Bingtis who hadn't reacted yet, the two imperial heads of state who accompanied him turned into a yellow light and rushed towards a certain black-clothed uncle who was fleeing in front of him, and the close friends beside him began to contact the relevant departments. mén: "Urban Management Brigade, I am your head of state. Now gather in the human zone of Azeroth. That's right, he came out again, and Ah Jun ran into..."
As for the street, there are only a few dumbfounded passers-by watching the imperial leader go away, bowing in a daze among the pirated discs and train tickets flying in the sky.
Ten minutes later, I headed back.
"Ah Jun, did you catch it?" Sandora came over curiously.
I looked disheartened: "Don't mention it, he really deserves to be a character who has fought against half of the city's urban management alone. He is an all-sensitive fighter—isn't that guy T, why is he so good at escaping?"
"There is a kind of fighter in the world who is agile and resistant." Sandora nodded to me seriously.
That old bastard can't do something else when he's idle? Although it is stipulated that soldiers can move freely when they are not on duty, but apart from selling pirated copies and reading palmistry, does Cicaro not order anything else? I now feel that the Shadow City Urban Management Brigade has been specially set up just for him.
"Um, can I talk now?" Bingtis was stunned for more than ten minutes before touching my arm, "What did that one do just now?"
Sandora and I turned around at the same time: "Urban management nemesis"
"It looks very interesting," Bingtis nodded seriously, "So there are such interesting people here...Chen, lead me to the cathedral."
I don't know what this nv god who thinks differently from ordinary people is doing suddenly wanting to go to the cathedral, but the attention that has been aroused here just now to chase Cicaro is indeed a bit high, and it is good to shift positions.
Since no one dares to build another "royal building" in the capital of the empire, no royal palace is allowed in the residential areas of all races in Shadow City. The cathedral in the human quarter of Azeroth is the most magnificent building here. Built up, the huge vault structure reinforced with layers of arcane and holy light, adhering to the consistent thick and magnificent style of Stormwind architecture, can accommodate thousands of priests to worship inside at the same time. The name of this church is Holy Light's Hope Chapel—a very familiar name, right? That's right, it was directly named after the Holy Light's Hope Chapel in the Plaguelands. That chapel was one of the most intense bridgeheads in the Salvation Army's bloody battle during the Salvation War, but in the end it still fell into a paradise for undead and mutant demons. When the imperial fleet flew over the Eastern Plaguelands, this temple, which represented the bloody will of the mortal race, was destroyed by the flames of psionic blasters just like other fortresses occupied by demons. As a memorial, when the Salvation War After the victory, the Rebels rebuilt the cathedral in the scorched Eastern Plaguelands, and decided that in the future, every front-line church that represented the progress of the Salvation Army would be called "Holy Light Church." willing".
An allusion worthy of being recorded in an epic, although I think it will lead to various geographical ún confusion...
In front of the cathedral is a large stone square. According to the human architectural habits of Stormwind City, the center of the square has sculptures of figures related to this church. The clergy in the world of Azeroth believe in the Holy Light, and there is no clear God in their religion, so this sculpture is not God, but a figure with huge wings stretched out, as if embracing the world gently with open arms The beautiful Nv God, this Nv God really exists in the real world, so due to some religious taboos, the facial lines of the sculpture are shrouded in some kind of eternal holy light, and no one can directly watch it, but I have always I suspect that this should be the second-best choice made by those human sculptors who were unable to restore the true appearance of the "Nv God" to 100% to remove the dull face...
"This is Alaya's sculpture. In the War of Salvation, that dumb cat single-handedly shaped the Holy Light Barrier that covered almost one-fifth of the continent, blocking the mutant demons in the entire Eastern Plaguelands for a day, allowing the Salvation Army The soldiers were safely withdrawn to the land of ghosts, which was called a great miracle by the blood elves."
Up to now, I haven't dared to tell the group of passionate fighters that Alaya actually walked to the Quel'Thalas trail by the way—it should be Qianqian who was responsible for covering their retreat.
Unfortunately, Qianqian also passed away.
"Wow, this place is not bad." Standing in front of the cathedral, I could feel the strong power of holy light emanating from it, which was emanating from the common prayer of thousands of clergymen. Bi, Bingtis still raised his head in satisfaction, "I also have many such churches, and the Guangming Protoss relies on churches for food—you wait outside, I will come as soon as I go."
I was taken aback for a moment: "What are you doing?"
Bingtis had already run to the entrance of the church at this time, and greeted without looking back: "There is a fee for the protection fee to believe in the Holy Light."
Sandora and I were immediately dumbfounded.
What's even more dumbfounding is that the nv hooligan came out a few minutes later, holding a big cloth bag in her hand, and her expression didn't turn normal when she came up to her: "Before I said anything, those clergymen took the initiative to pay for it." it's..."
"What have you done?"
"Rush to the podium, release the holy light and wings, and collect the money." Bingtis honestly agreed.
"You must be regarded as a combat nun," I slapped my head, "It is a fanatical organization composed of all the nvìng priests who believe in the Holy Light in the world under the rule of the empire, and they directly believe in Alaya. They are the nvìng paladins and priests who were personally rescued by Alaya in the Salvation War. They will collect one or two offerings from the cathedrals on a fixed day to replenish their military supplies. When you go back, there are people collecting protection fees.”
Bingtis was stunned for a moment, and before leaving, he muttered: "This place collects protection fees in groups?"
"I said, Sandora, was she like this before?"
"Normal, did you forget that she formed the largest interstellar gang in the world I ruled back then?" His Majesty the Queen shook her head and sighed, "She has no malicious intentions and will not hurt others, she just treats it as a game, the mind of the Protoss You can't figure it out."
After leading Bingtis to visit the human area, we set off for the undead area, not on the way, the main reason is that I really don't want to trouble the living, and those boring skeletons should not arouse Bingtis's interest, right?
Thoughts are good, the reality is often terrible.
"I, Bingtis, am the Lord of Shadows"
"The Gospel of Darkness Will Live Forever"
"Death is justice, nothingness is eternal, and the ultimate truth is also hidden in the shadows"
"Gather at my feet to feel the grace of the boundless darkness and enjoy the comfort of the piercing shadow"
"The Goddess of Darkness will bless you forever—Thanks for your patronage, the next one"
The skeleton lord who was named hurried forward and knelt down in front of the dark pulpit that Bingtis took out from nowhere: "God of darkness, my soul flame seems to be weakening recently, and the speed of action It's getting slower."
Bingtis, who was covered in black mist, stretched out his feet and stepped on the Lord's shoulders to bless, and raised his hands high: "Mí confused child, you are just lacking calcium—next"
Sandora and I stood stunned behind this female hooligan, watching the huge undead gathering place already filled with five uāròu high-calcium tablets, skeleton ghosts and psychics full of pits, all the way to the distant place. There are still two liches hanging on the top of the tower below the tower, holding the sign of "Team Tail" in their hands, waiting to be called...
I even forgot that this goddess of light, who claims to promote fraternity and holy light, actually has a family of three generations.
All in all, Bingtis's troublesome ability is far beyond my imagination, recruiting younger brothers to collect protection fees to promote dark teachings, she did this in the capital of the empire under the noses of the two imperial heads of state. The pressure, and Sandora still has an expression of "she is like this, just get used to it", it turns out that we are the guide leading her to visit the Shadow City, and in the second half of the day, it is basically this nv hooligan who is full of interest. The city fled, and Sandora and I followed closely behind like our parents.
After all, the first day is over: it's almost evening, and fortunately Bingtis still has a meal, and Sandora will go hungry if she wants to go on a stroll.
"Hey, Chen, I'm very happy today, but I'm a bit bored now. What are we going to do tomorrow? Is there anything else interesting in Shadow City? The protection fees of the Paladins in Stormwind City are too happy, right? There are also undead Those skeletons in the district knelt down when they saw the concubine's body, there was no challenge at all."
What do you say? Tell me again, I'll send you to go shopping under the Erli Bridge with Cicaro tomorrow, so that you can see what a challenging career is.
The soul of complaining in my heart was almost burnt to ashes, and Sandora beside me was grinding her teeth, and I had to comfort him quickly: "Hey, go home and eat now, bear with it, it's not easy for people to build these houses... "
"Ah, by the way, Chen. Speaking of which, I noticed just now that the space-time control hub here seems to be preparing for some big move. So many time-space lines have been temporarily built. What are you going to do?"
"Well, so you can directly see the space change?" I expressed envy and hatred for Bingtis' ability for a moment, "It's actually a shallow attention, and then Sandora enlarged it..."
At the moment, I told Bingtis about the upcoming Gala of Thousands of Realms (… ) event, this is not a secret, and with the abilities of the gods, they might be able to see it with their eyes if they knew it.
"Wow, that sounds interesting," Bingtis immediately brightened up his eyes, "The flow of worlds? Your mortal race is really much stronger than those old men's alliances. If you can come up with such an interesting idea, maybe Can I give you some advice... Hey, don't look at me like that, I really want to help this time" RH