At first, I thought that Mercury Lamp's reluctance to follow us was purely because I was not ready to meet my sisters in this situation, but now it seems that I have obviously ignored a group of unscrupulous imperial leaders' attitude towards a Qiangwei The influence of the girl's imperceptible loss of integrity.
That little guy was purely afraid of being scolded...
When the little puppet named Cuixingshi rushed out of the house and "spawned" a large number of vines with an oversized watering can to attack me and Qianqian, I suddenly realized this.
That prankster had previously written a vague "threat letter" to his sisters, claiming that he would send them to another world—isn't that a lie! You have to misunderstand whoever you replace, right?
Vines, sound waves, red roses, moving puppets, these things that usually look harmless to humans and animals are now alienated into weapons, plus a heroic girl wielding golden scissors, the above attacks "escape" from the Emerald Star Stone After going back to report the letter, they swarmed out of the house in front of them within a few seconds, and then went around and attacked me and Qianqian in all directions. With such a seamless cooperation and the powerful firepower organized in a short time, it was obvious that the other party was nervous before. After training for a long time, the purpose is to deal with the "crisis" that may come at any time. At this moment, Mercury Lamp's small plan is clearly revealed. After a good invitation letter was changed into a threat letter by her, these poor sisters were frightened. I don't know how many days to prepare.
"Hey, Ah Jun, something doesn't seem right."
Facing the attack in front of her, Qianqian still had time to chat with me, she casually grabbed the golden scissors rushing from above, tilted her head and muttered.
"Phew, that fellow Mercury Lamp, I'm afraid he already knew what was going to happen. She must be afraid of being scolded so she didn't follow."
I opened the energy shield and formed a vacuum circle within a certain range around me to isolate the sonic attacks from all directions. These attacks came from a doll girl standing on the roof. The little girl with a golden yellow feeling uses the violin in her hand as a weapon to release air pulses mixed with high-frequency sound waves. Although the latter sounds like a very passionate violin music, it contains frequencies that cannot be distinguished by the human ear. It makes it a powerful attack method—you see, even in a world like Rozen Maiden, we can analyze problems with a scientific perspective. Next, let’s discuss the Emerald Star Stone that can instantly catalyze giant vines. Does the watering can contain the high-concentration extract of Jinkela, let us walk into science, into the Xiling Empire...
"Cang Xingshi! Hurry up and tell me!"
After the heroic girl rushing forward holding the golden scissors was lightly snatched the blade empty-handed, Cui Xingshi immediately shouted nervously. At the same time, denser vines began to surround him from all directions. The big watering can in Stone Hands is just like a Jinkela factory, providing a steady stream of energy for these plants that do not know where to grow. Well, let us continue to walk into science and go all the way to its corners.
It feels like this little puppet and the little girl struggling with the scissors over there can be the lucky ones who were fooled by Lilina... to be baptized.
Because she was afraid that the other party would resist too strongly and accidentally injure her, Qianqian loosened the golden scissors of unknown origin and material. It was called the Cangxing Stone, a doll with red and green pupils opposite to the Emerald Star Stone. The girl immediately retreated to her sister's side, and after she was out of the "dangerous situation", a blond girl in a red dress also took the opportunity to take action, and the rose petals that appeared out of nowhere were like sharp boomerangs from the blond girl's hand It spewed out, quickly expanded to the extent that it covered the sky, and then hit here like a tornado. Undoubtedly, this was an attack that gambled on the belief of victory: the mercury lamp was never so noisy when we first brought it home.
Scatter, Senbenzakura—should I complain about the petal rain in front of me like this?
"Hateful talk! Why can't you attack their talk!"
A few seconds later, the puppet in the green dress yelled unwillingly.
At the beginning of the "battle", Qianqian used time to freeze and block the flow of nearby things, in order to prevent this inexplicable misunderstanding from causing too much trouble, so despite the gorgeous and varied attacks of Rozen Maidens, in fact They will not produce any effect: everything around has been fixed in an invincible state by time, let alone attacking us, the vines of the Emerald Star Stone can't even pick up dust when they roll across the ground.
And our family of three looked at the Rozen Maidens who were making trouble in front of us with distressed expressions, and I remembered when Mercury Lamp first came to the house—it really deserves to be the number one doll. He could almost keep up with the group of younger sisters in front of him. Of course, another reason was that a bunch of beauties, big and small, added to the chaos.
"Grab one first."
Feeling that the fuss was almost over, I turned around and clamped a small body directly under the armpit—seeing that my sonic attack was ineffective, so I tried to use the bow to melee the doll girl and lost in one round.
Let me think about it, this little girl in a bright yellow dress, with gray curly hair and pupils, should be called Canary, right?
"Let her go!"
Just as I remembered the name of the little girl who was struggling under my armpit, another voice suddenly interjected, and when I looked up, a pair of golden scissors was rapidly enlarged in my sight.
"Ah Jun, let's grab one too!"
Qianqian fixed the attacker in the air, then easily stepped forward and hugged him in her arms, and smiled at me for credit.
…Using golden scissors, the Rozen Maiden, who looks brave like a boy but has the weakness of a girl, and the "gardener" named Cangxingshi, who are twins with Cuixingshi, also lost in the round.
Bubble looked at our record, then shrugged boredly, and clapped his hands a few times.
"Bang!!"
An eight-unit ion cannon sentry gun fell from the sky, and its heavy base, like a super-heavy tank, hit the ground fiercely. If it hadn't been for shallowly blocking part of the flow of time in this place, I guess it would have sunk more than half a meter.
"All the rebels in the house are listening!" The majestic child's mother climbed up to the sentry gun with a big horn, a helmet with the word "urban management" written on it that she took out from nowhere on her head, and her arm There are five stripes on the top, and in the east wind filled with the smell of gunpowder smoke, the little girl in white is like a Pandora possessed, "You are already surrounded! I order you to give up resistance immediately! Raise your hands above your head and you are not allowed to move without permission! Resistance is There's no way out! Repeat! Don't move! Put your hand on your head! Or we'll open fire!"
Half a minute later, a group of Rozen Maidens and a boy with glasses who hadn't shown his face came out obediently.
"The child's father, it's all done."
Bubble, who had made great achievements, jumped down from the turret, yelled at me, and kept helping back the steel helmet that had fallen at an angle.
... As expected of the master who can usually play with Lilina, this morality has broken through the sky.
"Okay, okay, don't be so sad, we don't seem to have hurt you, right?"
Qianqian and I put the Cangxingshi and Canary in our arms on the ground, and looked at this group of nervous Rozen Maidens, their heads were as big as a bucket.
A group of little girls who are about the height of a short winter melon cuddle up to each other, staring firmly ahead, protecting each other as if they are about to enter the end of the world together: what is this subtle and bastard sense of guilt?
"It's all that idiot Mercury Lamp..."
I sighed for a long time, and then took out the chip in my arms again: "Repeat, Space-Time Administration, Supreme Consul, and besides, I am the adoptive father of Mercury Lamp."
As soon as this remark came out, there was silence.
"What did you say?!" The girl standing in front of the sisters instantly broke the silence. She has golden double ponytails that reach the floor and a noble and elegant face. The blue crystal-like eyes reflected the three strangers in front of him who were not trusted by the girls. If you don't care about the inconspicuous figure, this is really a noble and elegant lady.
The original protagonist of Rozen Maiden's world, a noble doll named Zhenhong.
"Be polite, especially when facing elders." Bubble folded his arms and stared sternly at a group of puppet girls who were lower than himself, "I am also your elder! The man next to me is my husband! So I am the stepmother of Mercury Lamp!"
"... I see, you guys are teasing me, and you even take advantage of such a young child."
If you can, please stay away from this unscrupulous little lolita! You will know how scary this guy is when you are collected by her as a house object!
Full of remorse, I grabbed Bubble, who had sneaked up to grab a Rozen Maiden and put it back into collection, and I showed a troubled smile to the doll girls in front of me who were on guard because of a misunderstanding: "Phew, that guy from Mercury Lamp can really give you money." I caused trouble... you should have received a letter, right?"
"You really belong to the enemy!" Canary, who had just regained her freedom, immediately waved the parasol in her hand (how does a violin transform into a parasol? Let's walk into science, let's walk into...) and gestured at us, "That suspicious uncle postman broke into other people's homes in the middle of the night, and he knew he was not a good person at first glance! And the letter with the black feather in it, it really is a letter of war from Mercury Lamp!"
"No, it's actually just an invitation letter." I shook my head blankly, "Because there was going to be a carnival, I asked Mercury Lamp to invite my friends and sister to my house to play—but it seems that the words that guy would write are indeed Less."
But she could actually write a normal letter—I didn't say that.
As expected, a group of Rozen Maidens looked at us with distrust.
"Don't be kidding, how could Mercury Lamp do such a thing!" Zhenhong was still in a defensive posture, and vaguely protected the sisters behind her. Still full of composure.
I shrugged: "I know she disappeared in front of you for a while a few months ago, and she called you "sister" when she suddenly appeared. You must be surprised—in fact, she was with us during that time, I spent some time in another world. People are subject to change, Mercury Lamp has given up the hostility with you, but I am too embarrassed to admit it in person.”
Being a dad is really exhausting work, especially when your daughter is always mischievous outside, and what is more exhausting than this is that the object of her mischief is her own sister, and what is even more painful is Those biological sisters of hers are not your daughters, but in turn, that daughter regards you as her father, but your daughter's sisters don't know about it... Let's make a formula and analyze what Zhenhong should call me …
"My child's father, I feel that you have collapsed."
Bubbles looked at me with worried eyes.
"Bengkai your sister!" I suddenly raised my head from the complicated ethical formulas, the painful expression on my face probably scared Zhenhong and the others, well, there is also the boy with eyes, Jun Sakurada, what a pity his The sense of existence has now infinitely approached zero, "Mercury lamp! Come out quickly! How long do you want to hide?!"
With this greeting, everyone's eyes immediately focused on the direction I was looking at: the top of the low wall by the roadside.
A black feather is whirling and drifting up from there: Mercury Lamp, are you moulting recently? It seems to be two days earlier than Alaya.
With so many pairs of eyes watching, even a person like Mercury Lamp couldn't hold on for long. With a soft cry from Zhenhong, the black Gothic girl jumped onto the wall from behind, and then quickly flew in front of everyone. They stared at me three meters away.
"Don't hit me on the head! Don't pinch my face! Don't hold me in circles in the air!"
Before I even opened my mouth, Mercury Lamp quickly stated its conditions.
"It feels like you're still reasonable—well, I promise you."
After getting the promise she wanted, the doll girl showed a satisfied expression, landed on my shoulder with a whoosh, and then hugged the big head next to her affectionately: by the way, she tried to pull the latter off.
Every little girl in the family has her own way of intimacy when she meets her, usually with various hugs, and sitting on her shoulders and hugging my head is Mercury Lamp’s unique way of acting like a baby, although she always does it at the end. Pulling down involuntarily made people cry a little.
"Apologize to my sisters, read that broken letter you wrote!"
I shook my shoulders, and amidst Mercury Lamp's unwilling humming, I forcibly pulled this troublesome little guy over, making her face a group of stunned Rozen Maidens.
At this moment, a certain head of state felt a sense of pride in being a successful trainer.
"Really red, we meet again."
Although she was still humming and pulling someone's hair coquettishly just a second ago, when she turned her head, the black gothic girl immediately recovered her indifferent expression, and said softly to her sister in front of her.
Like every time in the past, when I met Zhenhong, I didn't say the exact number of days when I was separated from the other party. Instead, I just greeted each other like a very ordinary greeting. There was a strange look in the eyes of the blonde doll with noble and elegant temperament, Obviously, he noticed the change in the way his sister spoke.
"Mercury lamp..." Zhenhong had an unbelievable expression on his face, seeing that the Rozen Maiden, who was always full of violence, now sat on the shoulder of a human (theoretically) with such a peaceful expression, and spoke with such a peaceful tone. Saying hello by herself, she has no idea what kind of life the missing Mercury Lamp has experienced in the past few months, she is now confused or confused, "You..."
The environment will change everything, especially following a group of unscrupulous imperial leaders, experiencing a cosmic war that has been out of specification, and seeing the vast sum of heaven and earth that a Rozen Maiden will never realize, Mercury Lamp has long since abandoned herself and Zhenhong Therefore, after tidying up his expression, with a slight sense of mischief, Mercury Lamp looked at the sisters with different expressions in front of him, and said softly: "Carnival is coming, come to my house to play ?"
... I found that during the whole day of fighting with Lilina, this little puppet was also contaminated with the latter's dark side, for example, using the psychological gap to stimulate others, and then secretly laughing at each other's ridiculous In response, she deeply knew the impact that her sudden change of speaking style would have on her younger sisters, so she did it.
"You bastard! You must have done something to the mercury lamp?!" Canary waved the parasol in front of my eyes with a terrified expression, "She looks absolutely abnormal now!"
"If you knew how much noise your sister made when she first came to my house, you would never say that—you don't know how much effort it took me to make her behave... Hey mercury lamp, don't bite my ear!"
As a result, the awkward father and daughter got into trouble again.
"Is that so?" With a slightly raised tone, Zhenhong's voice drifted into his ears, "It seems that Mercury Lamp has finally found your own warmth, although it's too late to say it now, but, yes... "
"No need to apologize," Mercury Lamp, who was still fighting with "adoptive father" a second ago, used the instant change setting skills trained in the high-level empire for a long time, and entered the chairman mode in the blink of an eye. She turned her back to her sister, bluntly He said calmly, "That's all, today I just came to invite you to play at home. In the past few months, I have been in a very incredible place. If you are curious about this, you can talk to me today. Come here. Except for the man with eyes over there! One is enough for a stupid human!"
After all, he is the original "protagonist", so he left you in limbo without saying anything.
I gave a sympathetic look to the depressed boy with glasses, the protagonist of the original story, and then took out a large stack of chips: "Little girls line up, each with an IQ card, and everyone with Rozen Maidens." copies, six... well, five..."