The Shenzu Tiaozi five-person group and I looked at each other in dismay. Looking at the star field gods in front of me who were dressed like the teacher-student combination who skipped class from the No. 2 City Middle School, I didn't lose my breath for ten seconds.
"Aha, Chen, your expression is so funny!" Bingtis would never look at the atmosphere or other people's expressions. The expression of getting up, "You can't recognize the concubine when she becomes like this?!"
I danced and tried to break free, but the soft body on the other side made people don't know where to put my hands, so I had to use the mental broadcast to protest: "Ding Dong! If this female hooligan doesn't let go, I should die!"
"It's okay, it's okay, you can't die if you don't breathe anyway," Bingtis said in his mouth, and let go of his hand obediently, then took half a step back and turned around in front of me, "How is it? I wear this skirt Is it okay? I robbed it from a shop…”
I don't believe you if you say that you bought it honestly... Wait! Are you robbing outside? Did these mortals provoke you
I clicked Bingtis on the forehead angrily, don't look like a high-level true god, you are absolutely welcome to the scouts of the star field, especially Bingtis, the female hooligan, you have to respectfully talk to her Saluting this guy will definitely be in a hurry with you, he has to fight to be regarded as a friend by her.
"Why hit me?" Bingtis rolled her eyes, "After the robbery, I sent the money to the cashier of the store! The goddess still knows the principle of equivalent exchange."
"Then why are you robbing?"
"It's fun—hey, you haven't said anything yet. How about this dress?" Bingtis casually tossed away his integrity, classified robbery as his daily entertainment, and then spun around in circles to show everyone own new clothes.
I took a look at the other party's outfit, and must point out that although our goddess seems to be very satisfied with her new clothes, it is still a very ordinary long black dress, and it is a knockoff.
Although it combines the characteristics of at least four or five famous brands, everyone knows that there are absolutely no real products in the two kilometers around the Erliqiao Market. You can even buy a bag of washing powder here...
It makes sense for Cicaro to use this place as an activity base!
But what do you say, a good clothes rack is pleasing to the eye no matter what it hangs on. The old man wears a two-strand vest. If you want a little girl to wear it, you have to call it a suspender. Although this term is a bit wrong, it is used in ice. Tees is really on point.
This troublesome Ju Yujie is born with that kind of elegant and noble temperament (before she speaks), no matter what she wears, she is a sight to behold.
Glancing at Bingtis' figure, I nodded secretly. It's obviously just a plain black long dress, so why does it look like an evening dress when she wears it
The only regret is: Bing Tees, do you know what mortals wear in winter? You haven't taken off the "off-season sale" sign on this dress!
"Aha? Season?" Facing my question, Bingtis immediately flicked her hair in disdain—I don't even know how her ankle-length hair is so refreshing and elegant, "This goddess is afraid of seasons." Question? This concubine just fell in love with this dress!"
All right, all right, can you tell me how many eyeballs have collapsed when you floated across the street in a spring and autumn dress
But when it comes to eyeball collapse, it is an eye-catching thing for these guys to go to the street. Although they are first-class in appearance, Monina and Lin who are still in the normal field may have no problem, but Uncle Kenser's Nordic style The big beard and 123's big gray European face are the morning news. As for Bingtis, even if he doesn't look at his face, his murderous long hair is enough to block half a street.
These guys really have no sincerity in pretending, at least change their faces? Just dyed hair and eyeballs, it's a fantastic disguise!
As soon as I said my grievances, Monina immediately nodded thoughtfully: "Attract attention? It's true, we were surrounded by many people just now, if it wasn't for Lin throwing a few, It was really troublesome, but it is much better now, although there were many people watching after changing clothes, they were all thrown away by us."
"Oh, I changed my clothes." I nodded with satisfaction, it seems that this group of goods still know how to reduce... your sister!
"You came out in your own outfit?"
123's armor, Kenser's white robe, Lin's battle skirt, Monina's assassin suit, Bingtis' evening dress... these guys wouldn't just walk out in such a suit, you bastard!
In the end, I obviously underestimated the ability of these cops to cause trouble: they really came out wearing those things.
"Sandora, I don't care if you lead them out, but at least you take care of them!"
I looked at Sandora with resentment, and the latter just shrugged helplessly: "Strictly speaking, they followed me after I went out, and they came out wearing those things without anyone seeing them..."
Monina saw my depressed expression, of course she knew it was because of the chaos caused by her group, these gods have lived for many years, they don’t know what happened, and of course they also understand what will happen if my appearance appears in front of ordinary people, It's just that she is too lazy to care about ordinary people's affairs, but now, after thinking about it, she decided to explain a little bit.
"Actually, according to Pao Pao's suggestion, we prepared this."
As a slightly more moral member of the Tiaozi Five, Monina put on a more serious expression, and "swish" pulled out a large half-person-high sign from a different space, and wrote a large line:
"The C group of the gods is looking for lovers of the second dimension."
Although it feels a bit painful, you, Pao Pao, have rarely helped me solve a problem this time.
"After hanging this sign on the idiot brother's neck, the road became much quieter. Although there were still quite a few people who came up to talk to me, they were all directed at the idiot brother."
Sandora and I looked at 123 with sympathetic eyes, and the latter shrank his neck suddenly: "Please, don't make me think about that for more than an hour."
"It's hard work to have such a devilish sister, isn't it?"
After learning a little bit about Monina's secret hidden side, who likes to play tricks on her brother, I have more sympathy for this handsome god of war: if you come out handsome, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.
Headaches are headaches. Now that these guys have come out, naturally they can’t be dragged back by force. It’s been so many days since they descended from the God Realm to the human world, and they didn’t let Bingtis and the others play to their heart’s content in the watch world. Shadow Cheng and Avalon wandered around. Although the latter caused them a lot of misfortune, it is still wrong to restrict the freedom of the gods...
After all, it's the gods...
I glanced at the group of gods in front of me who were discussing where to go next, and I had mixed feelings in my heart.
"Chen! Give us a suggestion!" Seeing that everyone's opinions could not be unified, Bingtis simply dumped the burden on me, "This is your land, what other interesting places are there nearby? You really are, Even though there is such a fun place outside, you didn’t tell me earlier, I only found out when I saw Sandora go out for food and came out curiously!”
Foraging...
Then I glanced at the queen girl next to me who was looking around for wild food with a bored face, and I continued to have mixed feelings.
"What have you been doing all day? Let me see if there is anything else you might be interested in."
"First, I followed Sandora to Food Street to eat Malatang, then followed Sandora to a western restaurant to eat Western food, and then followed Sandora to two McDonald's and three KFCs. When we got here, we really ate. I couldn’t go on anymore, so I went to play separately, and I went around all the nearby places, ah yes, and this dress, it was too eye-catching when we were in the food street. We bought it nearby. I like beautiful clothes Chen, can you buy some clothes for my concubine?"
I looked at the group of gods who bought outfits from Erliqiao and wore Suike, Moriniao, Chanel, and Louis Qieden suits, and I was deeply impressed.
So a few people (absolutely no exaggeration, you have to consider the destructive power of these guys, you can understand why several people can be called mighty) led by Sandora and me, killed The nearest big shopping mall - non-shanzhai area.
How should I put it, in fact, Bingtis and the others don't care about copycats or not. Which of these powerful people from the star field gods has not been worshiped by hundreds of millions of mortals and eaten and seen before? In the world they rule, mortals who believe in these gods can consecrate the most valuable treasures to the temple unconditionally. Even Lin, who has a face of shame, I have no doubt that her altar is full of treasures that can be bought out. Sacrifice of several kingdoms: It is said that although this underage dragon god has such a personality, he is still quite majestic among the believers, and 60% of the believers under his name are dragons, the most famous one in the multiverse. Help upstarts.
But those sacrifices that are extremely precious to mortals have little meaning to the gods who control countless worlds. The only gift the gods receive from mortals is "piety". Sincere faith and pure souls are their best wishes to mortals The only standard of value. In addition, anything that mortals care about is just "interesting" and "boring" to them. This is easy to understand. Even the apostles of Xiling have a similar worldview. To give a simple example, Gold, which is extremely precious on earth, is actually used by poor people who have no money to buy iron bowls in the Vidis Empire to serve food—they are not afraid of poisoning!
But Bingtis himself doesn't care, it doesn't mean I don't care, we still can't break away from the values of mortals... Ahem, the main reason is that the sharp hooks on 123's shoes are too eye-catching.
"Wow, there are so many things in this place! Ordinary people in this world are interesting!" As soon as we were taken to the Yutai Building, the second largest shopping mall in this city, Bingtis showed a joyful expression, and I hurried I grabbed this guy who liked to join in the fun: "Let's say it first, we are here to buy things! If you dare to rob, then don't even think about coming out!"
I don’t know if it’s right or wrong to bring this group of Nine Heavens Gods and Buddhas who may be in trouble at any time to this crowded place. Anyway, they caused an extremely serious traffic jam as soon as they appeared. Let’s put it in a literary way: this is an impetuous In the era of the 1990s, it was an era when everyone was collectively bored. Urbanites who lacked freshness were living in the same life every day, so they would adopt an inhumane onlooker policy for anything worthy of attention around them, such as sudden appearances. A group of handsome men and women who are the same as P have come to besiege the department store.
Even the bearded Uncle Kenser was watched by a group of lonely girls ranging from four to five age groups to mature women: everyone thought this was some kind of wild artist.
Not to mention that in this age of tomboys, there is still a certain hot girl who is still alive and kicking with her ankle-length hair.
Maybe I should have gotten them to pretend more seriously in advance.
"Hey, you two come here!" Bingtis didn't care about the surrounding environment at all, and in the lobby on the first floor of the shopping center where the crowds were clearly crowded, he called out to 123 and Kenser who were in charge of carrying the bags, "Here, people here many!"
I immediately raised my hand. Although I know that you only do things based on your interest and look at things based on your feelings, you have all come to this place. Can you stop going to the only place that is about to withdraw from the bankruptcy sale as soon as you come up
"No way, Bingtis likes to be lively," Sandora touched my arm, "Didn't I just go to the food stall when I first came?"
That is, take you to a restaurant for a meal, will my sister and I still eat in the second half of the year
Bingtis led a few Protoss disasters to the special price zone, that is, the dragon soars into the sky and floods into the sea. They are obviously worthless things to them. These guys can still happily buy a lot, but they must be with them when they are suffering. Their rambunctious self should not have been shocked by Bingtis, an unscrupulous peddler, and promised to buy her some clothes. The goddess's physical strength is also too good.
Moreover, this group of guys who have a strong sense of presence no matter where they go continue to attract the attention of customers in the already crowded special price zone. The elder sister who is usually responsible for helping us clear the crowd is not there, as a group of beautiful women. One of only two young men, me and 123 this pressure.
The only good thing is that 123 not only has to bear the envy and hatred from male compatriots, but also unconditionally accepts the scorching baptism of a group of erotic aunts and aunts. In comparison, I don't have this trouble.
…Let’s just let someone be self-satisfied, shall we
"Hey, Chen! Do you think this concubine looks good in this dress?"
Bingtis jumped out of the fitting room for the third time. This time, the goddess has changed into a seasonal dress: a bright violet sweater. It seems that this goddess who loves long skirts is finally a I picked out the only two or three out-of-season clothes in this place.
"It's just that the size is a bit small, and it's tight." With a hint of regret, Bingtis tugged at the collar of the clothes.
It's a miracle that you can feel tight in such loose clothing! The little girl next to me who was shopping for clothes was about to cry, you know that
"Huh, I did my best," Sandora's voice came from the side, "Temporarily use the spirit to disperse the attention of the idlers and others here, this is really a technical job, the human spirit is old and fragile, and The presence of Bingtis is too high."
I looked around, and sure enough, apart from the normal salespersons and customers, the onlookers who were attracted by the yelling Bingtis just now had dispersed, and the flow of people nearby finally returned to normal, and they immediately relaxed in one breath.
Usually, there are enough people's attention. Let's recall the life of ordinary people today.
"Stare—" Because of being left alone for a long time, Bingtis finally puffed up her cheeks in annoyance, and looked at me maliciously.
"Okay, okay, it looks great!" I hurriedly comforted this guy who was about to be in trouble at any time, "I'm just curious: how did you get such long hair all by yourself?"
Bingtis came over: "Space teleportation!"
I:"… "
While we were talking, another girl who went in to try on clothes also came out, this time it was Monina, the fierce dark goddess girl said two words to her brother after she came out, the first sentence was "Hold the clothes! ", the second sentence is "Hurry up and pay the money". After these two sentences, she showed off her aesthetic vision to us with the resentment on 123's face. Monina let Bingtis' bust be completely defeated.
"You don't want to pick one?" I looked at Lin, who was standing with her head bowed and admiring her toes, and felt that this shou usually looked too pitiful, "I have to go to the second floor to have a look after I finish shopping. Hurry up and tell me what you want to buy—the brand area is also available!"
It’s really possible, as gods, even if there is one of you who doesn’t buy discounted goods, it’s okay!
"I... I don't need it," said the girl who was the boss of Dingdang's five-color team and immediately shrank her neck. It’s the color you like.”
Uh, it turns out that there are still people who usually care about this boss? Or did they all know this idiot's ability to destroy things, so they didn't dare to let her do it
"Sandora, can I buy you something too?" I looked at the empty-handed Sandora next to me, and said what I planned at the beginning. Since I have led a group of protoss scourges to prodigal, of course I can't be left out in the cold My own baby, Her Majesty the Queen, how could she suffer with us, right
"Eh? Me?" Sandora pointed to her nose in surprise, apparently not expecting me to suddenly want to buy something for her, "No need, I don't want anything."
Immediately I was a little touched, you said what a good girl, a character of the Ninth Five-Year Lord, after following me, she became a good housewife willingly, and usually worked hard to shelter me from the wind and rain, solve my problems, and occasionally come to visit All the shopping malls are thinking of ways to save money for their husbands, but before they know it, they and Sandora have already entered into this kind of relationship between husband and wife? How could the queen of the empire be so cute after she transformed into a virtuous wife
"But I seem to be hungry again, Ah Jun, shall I go eat later? There is a restaurant on the roof."
The foreword is retracted, this girl spends money no less than the two armies.
But at this moment, when a group of big shots were busy sweeping the ready-to-wear area, a voice suddenly sounded not far behind us: "Eh? Wood?"~~~~