I don't know who the coordinator of this sprint competition is, but what is certain is that that careless Misaka is really going to be regarded as a god by her sisters this time.
The biggest surprise in history, tens of millions of horsepower and thousands of armed forces. The left eye can wipe out stars and the right eye can destroy the world. With a small mouth, he can roar out a 2012 General Viska, who lost to a group of ordinary people in a long-distance running competition...
Here's why: She's not as tall as the finish line.
This Nima is so happy.
When Sandora, who felt that something was wrong and quickly teleported to the arena, brought back our dazed little girl with cat pupils, the girl hadn't reacted yet, she stared blankly at the front until I reached out and pinched her After pinching the little girl's face, Viska turned her head and looked this way in a numb manner.
"Well… "
The little girl's blood-red cat pupils quickly filled with water, and the next second, the sky-shattering wailing sounded: "Wow... brother..."
This scene is really sad for those who heard it, and tears for those who listened to it. I guess that today, Viska’s resentment towards his height will reach an unprecedented level: at least he must grow to a height that can reach the finish line, right
The little girl who is more likely to vent her feelings than her Sanwu sister is still crying—of course, this is because she is by our side. If Sandora hadn’t picked her up in time just now, I’m afraid Viska is not a big girl now. Crying was throwing bombs all over the arena, and at the same time, the arena was still silent. The strange scene just now challenged everyone to laugh, but everyone was very fond of this little one who participated in the competition. Hearing about the horror, the result is that looking around, tens of thousands of people in the playground are about to suffer from tonsillitis.
"Ahem, don't worry," Sandora took the initiative to stand up, and her voice resounded like a queen, but everyone could hear the weird tone in the voice, "My sister needs a little time to adjust her mood. , the game continues."
"Then what, Viska, it's nothing." Watching the arena gradually restore order, I began to try my best to comfort the sad one-meter-two, stroking the latter's hair while trying to persuade him, " In fact, you were the first to reach the finish line, it's just a rule... ahem, height or something, I actually like Viska who is 1.2 meters."
"That's right." Beside Qianqian also had the self-consciousness of being a sister, and hurriedly persuaded, "Don't worry, anyway, you have come here for tens of thousands of years..."
Everyone: "..."
Viska groaned and cried even harder.
This idiot girl who doesn't open the pot and lifts the pot! Is there such a short story as you
"I always think it's such a happy family," Bingtis looked at our whole interaction with a rich expression, and he didn't know whether it was teasing or a little envious in his tone, but with the character of this female hooligan, I'm afraid Adding to the confusion, "No, isn't there still a guy who is only one meter and one meter next to you? You haven't grown up in your whole life, and this little girl has been this tall in two lifetimes."
Viska immediately raised his head, met Lilina who was eating potato chips, and suddenly broke into a smile: "Win!"
With potato chips stuffed in Lilina's mouth, she was almost convulsed by choking on the spot. After coughing like a convulsion for a while, Priestess looked around everyone with a broken face: "I'm going to go! Get shot while lying down?"
For the sake of world peace, you should be a target!
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of light footsteps behind him, and then Pandora's voice came over: "Brother."
When I turned my head, I happened to see Pandora's big gray eyes looking at Viska. I don't know if it was an illusion, but there seemed to be a flash of sympathy in those originally emotionless eyes.
"A little accident, ha," I scratched the back of my head, and hugged Viska from my lap to the ground, "Two people with three legs, right? What lottery did you draw?"
I just learned about the rules of the two-person three-legged lottery with Misaka who passed by nearby. In fact, it is a deformed version of the ordinary two-person three-legged version. Of course, there is a difference between the two. There is no fixed combination of players in this event. You It is necessary to draw lots and choose your own partner from the players of the same faction on the field according to the restrictions on the note. In this way, it is naturally impossible for the newly formed combination to have practiced cooperation in advance. Everyone knows how difficult it is to cooperate with three-legged sports: when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, Qianqian suffered a muscle strain like this. As soon as the starting gun fired, the energetic girl rushed out at the speed of a 100-meter sprint. up.
Shaking my head, I tried my best to throw some painful memories to the sky, and then looked at Pandora curiously. Her project is about to start, and it should be that the lottery has just been drawn and she is looking for a partner, but it seems that the rules stipulate that only Can you find a partner among the players of the same camp on the field, what is this girl doing in the auditorium
"It can't be compared."
Pandora said three words succinctly, then sat down next to Viska with a straight face, leaving me and Sandora looking at each other.
Two minutes later, I finally realized one thing:
Pandora's height was the same height as the waists of most people in the arena, and even the legs of other players.
If two people have three legs, Pandora's whole body will have to be tied to someone else's lap...
After I figured this out, I was sweating profusely, and Sandora next to me just showed a look of sudden realization: I quickly covered her mouth.
Certain words spoken will lead to 2012. But having said that, Pandora just returned to the rest area with a straight face instead of throwing two quantum bombs on the field. Should I praise my sister for finally learning to use her head to direct her muscles
"Fortunately, here are all our own people," my elder sister sighed leisurely, "the end of the world has been avoided."
The first school festival sports competition of the Military Academy, the second event of the twin sisters, still failed miserably, and what was even more tragic than Viska who ran directly under the finish line was that Pandora was eliminated without even qualifying .
After lamenting the assumption that the world was lucky enough to survive, the elder sister took a look at the crowded arena: "I didn't expect Pandora to be so unlucky... Well, it shouldn't be my fault, right?"
I glanced at my suspicious elder sister and shook my head resolutely.
If the curse of the elder sister is leaked, it will be Sister Pandora's turn to be unlucky? The spearmen phalanx of the Avalon Heroic Spirit Legion had already come and gone from the Hall of Valor more than a dozen times: those hard-working children are now used by the Great Temple as a barometer of living people for divination.
The two projects were upset in succession, which caused not only Viska, who was full of interest at the beginning, but even Pandora to become a little more serious. At first, she was just forced by her wayward sister to participate in this boring activity. But now, the realization that he could lose to a group of weak and ordinary creatures under various unexpected circumstances worried our general.
When my elder sister and I returned to our seats, the intermission between the two little girls was over, and they seemed to have just finished a serious negotiation: the two of them carried an extremely rare aura of common hatred and hatred.
This is extremely rare for two little guys who fight three days a day and fight five days a day.
"The next project of the two of you is to borrow objects, right?" I stretched out my hand and rubbed the heads of Pandora and Viska, "What solution did you discuss?"
I don't think the situation just now will happen again in this competition: at least Misaka, who is in charge of organizing the competition, should have ruled out potential hidden dangers. At least, the finish line must be placed below a Pandora, right
If it is not ruled out, the end of the world will really come.
"Brother, wait for us!"
Viska jumped up and yelled at me, and then, in the astonishment of everyone staring at each other, pulled his sister and ran to the locker room not far away.
"What are they doing?"
Elder Sister looked curiously at the direction in which the two disappeared, and then turned her puzzled eyes to the few people who were present just now.
"Who knows," the bored Bingtis shrugged, "It's just a few mysterious mutterings, not to mention this—Chen, my concubine is so boring! Don't you think such a lively festival is missing Is it a pity to have one or two enthusiastic people blocking the way?"
Me: "... Are there such enthusiastic people in the world?!"
Bingtis' speechless character is really the most troublesome thing for me now. It was less than a day after she was honest, she couldn't sit still, but the only thing to be thankful for is that with Sandora here, we More or less able to tie this lady goddess who is in trouble at any time, Shandora knows the weakness of Bingtis like the back of her hand.
"Brother! We're done!" A somewhat familiar voice sounded from a distance with what seemed to be some kind of mixing effect, interrupting Bingtis and I's discussion about "Is highway robbery a popular thing for enthusiastic people?" I was taken aback for a moment by the heated discussion, and then looked up blankly.
Sure enough, a sweet, cute, tall, black, long, straight girl was galloping towards her in sight, with the setting sun on her back, smiling like a flower.
The most ferocious existence in history, Pandocilla...
These two little girls, their resentment towards their height finally broke through their reason, making them use their "normal height" to participate in this competition that has already left them with two painful memories, even if they exposed the secret of fit? And the clothes after the fusion are all ready, and they must be placed in some portable space, have these two girls already prepared for this day
"Uh, Ah Jun, who is this girl?"
My elder sister was obviously a little dazed, looking at the "tall girl" who ran over to my arms with a smile on her face, her face was full of suspicion, and besides, except for the pensive Sandora, basically All eyes are judged.
Even Qianqian started to grind her teeth.
"Sure enough, he is a man who never refuses."
Miss Tohsaka let out a long sigh, and then embraced Ilya, "Ilya, you see, your big brother is such a salty uncle."
"Wooooow, Ilya is so sad..."
Hello! Enough is enough for you two!
Fortunately, just when I was already in a cold sweat and didn't know how to start introducing this "tall girl", Sandora had already seen the clue, with a relieved smile, our torch-eyed Her Majesty the Queen smiled A voice came out: "You, how did you become one?"
The "unfamiliar" girl immediately showed a look of embarrassment—this is the personality of Viska leading the expression—wringing her hands together, she muttered: "At least it's a little taller..."
Everyone: "..."
The poor Gaia next to him didn't say a few words at all, and at this time he was nlding again.
The misunderstanding was easily resolved. The new girl was naturally a brand-new creature after the high degree of fusion of Pandora and Visca. My sister and the others looked at this introverted girl with smart eyes in amazement, and said that Darwin was really weak up.
It's the girl's name that makes people can't help but spit blood on the screen: Pandocilla, this nonsense name was originally given to "her" by me on a whim, and it made Pandora and Viska resentful at the time Not lightly, but now it seems that the two little girls are serious. When Bingtis curiously asked "her" name, the girl said the name "Pandokusilla" with her flat mouth.
In the next second, I was surrounded by strong crowds.
"My miraculous little sister," Miss Tohsaka stared at all this dumbfounded, focusing on the girl who became like a stranger after the fusion, and then glanced at me again, "Perverted brother."
You must have misunderstood something! These two little girls fit together for the sake of growing taller, why do you want to get in touch with me!
"I really don't know how you did it," Sandora said with a funny expression, "Although the Xiling Apostle can theoretically be transformed into an energy state for deep fusion, but the two of you dare to try this and succeed. It’s—the resentment of being tall is really so powerful?”
The face of the girl who was surrounded was already full of embarrassment: "I said earlier that I can't come out like this..."
It seems that the protagonist this time is Pandora.
The fit girl was embarrassed by the good-natured teasing gazes around her, especially when there were Bingtis and Lilina, two guys with unlimited integrity. Shy — using the formula to convert: (San Wu loli + lively little girl) / 2 = Pandora Godzilla, as a result, a bunch of unscrupulous onlookers watched like this, and the two (?) immediately ran away .
"Resentment, it really is a very powerful thing."
Seeing the girl rushing towards the arena, Emiya Shirou, who had witnessed Uncle B's body being dismembered because of his height, muttered with cold sweat dripping down his face.
"But it was Pandora and Visca who signed up for the competition at the time," said the elder sister. "Is it really okay to suddenly change the player to Pandora Godzilla?"
I thought about it, and then broke into a cold sweat: "That is to say... the two little girls have lost their qualifications for the competition now?"
In the first game, he missed the victory when he crossed the finish line. In the second game, he was eliminated when the lottery was drawn and prepared to form a team. In the third game, he was disqualified before playing. Is the general swollen today (correct!)
But later facts proved that my sister’s worries were unnecessary, or we had too high expectations for the reliability of the Misaka Student Union who organized this school festival. He stepped onto the arena in a stately manner, and replaced the sisters Pandora and Viska who were absent for some reason in one sentence. Looking at the girl who had finally reached a normal height and was holding her head up all the way, she stood in front of the lottery box and rushed. Waving hands outside the court and showing a triumphant smile, I suddenly felt that maybe the Misakas would become nearly ten thousand outstanding emperors after graduating from this school: all of them are too out of line.
But what is unexpected is that they (they) have already registered and drawn lots, and after a while, they (they) came running over again.
"What's wrong?"
I looked at the girl standing in front of me for no reason, the latter blushed and raised the note in his hand.
The line of crooked small characters on it, I, who was lucky enough to see Medea correcting homework, knew it was Misaka 10086's handwriting: "Your most important thing."
"elder brother."
The girl lowered her head and muttered imperceptibly.
Sandora and Qianqian glanced at each other, their sharp eyes swept across Ding Dong's body again, and then said in unison: "I have to add one more!"
"What rice, what rice? Is it related to Ding Dong?"
The little thing poked a small head out of the bag of chips for some unknown reason, and shouted loudly with chips all over his face.
And me? To be honest, I was a little moved at this time.
It's really a vulgar plot. The girl participated in the borrowing race and won the label of your favorite person, and then ran shyly to find her own plot, but when it really happened to me, I was still caught by Pando... Puchi... The adorable expression on Pandagozilla's face was turned upside down.
The shy girl, the small note with the words "Your most important thing", and the eyes with rich meanings around her, the so-called pain and happiness is probably like this—well, it really hurts Ah shallow! Don't bite your arteries!
"Brother, can you?"
The girl who had finally grown up enough to look at her brother asked in a low voice with a hopeful but cautious expression on her face.
What else can I say? Although I knew that I would inevitably be bitten by all kinds of hammers and tongues when I came back, but at this moment, I nodded decisively in surrender.
"Yeah!" The fit girl nodded happily, then came to grab my arm...
Seeing this somewhat familiar opening gesture that I haven't seen for a long time, I immediately felt something was wrong. Sure enough, the next second, the horizon was vertical in my line of sight.
"Brother is the best! So we must win!"
As if to cheer herself up, the fit girl yelled imposingly, this time it was obviously Viska's personality that was leading the emotions, and it was Pandora who performed the actions.
Is the so familiar Loli Express
Hello! I said, didn't we say that everyone's physical fitness has been compressed to the standard human physical fitness? This kind of loli with strange strength who can carry an adult on the field is completely foul! referee! Organizing Committee! I protest! I want to check the energy suppression system on these two little guys!
"Because it's a fit state," the fit girl led by Viska said cheerfully in my ear, while running fast with me on her shoulders. "Now we are not only growing in height!"
what the hell! That's fine too! RO