From the very beginning, Little Bubble didn't have a suitable playmate.
Well, I know that I am known as the ultimate dad halo controller, the mobile fatherly love launcher, the walking loli summoner, etc. Kindly provided by the Prophet), I have collected a large basket of loli around me, and more than one of them has the attribute of a daughter, but you have to understand that there is really no one who can play together as carefree as Little Bubble. several.
Black-bellied, mischievous, mischievous, even Mercury Lamp, who has the most paternal control attributes, is a girl who is psychologically mature to the point of being an evildoer. Among a group of such powerful sisters, she is as innocent as a real little bubble. , I was usually bullied by my sisters—although they were all well-intentioned, it was a common occurrence to cry and find my father or mother every day, number one, number two, number three.
For a long time, there are only two people in the family who can barely be regarded as Little Bubble’s playmates. One of them is Ding Dong, the goddess who ranks first in the idiot trio. The position of Bubble’s first playmate is the person who usually plays with Little Bubble the most, but unfortunately, the so-called playfulness seems to be just Little Bubble’s wishful thinking. Stuffing it into his own mouth, the latter always defended Little Bubbles like a scourge, even the stupid Goddess who didn't have enough brains knew how terrifying it was to be a behemoth that occasionally treats itself as food.
And the second is the sister Jill who joined the big family later, our oldest queen.
That's right, she was a conceited, conceited, conceited, snarky guy, but not very smart, but now she has been crowned the throne of Children's Friend, holding a book for children's education all day long, a certain stupid flat-chested king That's right.
No matter how heroic and majestic the original hero king Gilgamesh is (according to various analysis, maybe Gilgamesh's original character is really such a bullshit type), the current Gilgamesh has already made us mighty The domineering little bubble has been trained to be the best nanny in the world. Although the girl Jill is still so rude to everyone on weekdays, she only likes little bubble very much. They can all be moved, anyway, now Little Bubbles' second playmate is Jill.
But the two playmates mentioned above are just babysitters or pets (no mistake). After all, Little Bubbles needs a real peer as a friend. Sisters can't satisfy our little princess.
But just when I, a father, was having a headache because of this, a person was born out of nowhere:
Xuehua Qijing—an unlucky girl who experienced a series of events such as soul travel, amnesia rebirth, reincarnation into the royal family, birth in the harem, body with supernatural powers, the emperor's father, sisters, war years, etc., and finally became her own daughter...
If it wasn't for the reincarnation not being optimistic about the classification, then the girl is at least the No. 1 actress in the female channel now, so reincarnation is a technical job, not only depends on the father, but also on the classification.
Decisively pulled away.
In short, what I mean is that Xuehua Qijing and Little Bubbles unexpectedly get along so well. (year-old, one or two months, fortunately not to the extent of the generation gap) people, how did such a coincidence happen like this
Well, of course, it would be better if Little Bubbles didn't drag me along every time when playing with Qijing...
I haven't experienced it personally, you guys can't understand how painful it is for a good young man to play with two little girls and watch them compete with a few dolls for three hours.
Xuehua Qijing, a girl who doesn't support roaming!
After testing, once Xiao Qijing is more than five meters away from me, it will gradually dissipate, and if it is more than seven meters away, it will lose its form like smoke, and it will recover into an energy wave and return to me in just a dozen seconds. In the spiritual world, when the time comes, Little Bubbles will encounter such a thing as "the loli you are looking for is not in the service area". So in order to ensure the normal play of the two little guys, I had to watch stupidly by the side all the time, and stared at a super stingy Jin Shining. It was a really sad night, and I ended up hugging Girlfriend's doll fell asleep...
In the early morning of the next day, that nasty guy from Ji Erjiamei kept mocking him, holding Little Bubbles in his left hand and the doll in his right. I looked up at the sky and wanted to die.
I got up with a tangled expression, put away Little Bubbles' doll, and started to help my daughter dress and comb her hair. This morning, I was extremely cheating.
It's really your father who cheated, little bubble!
"Ugh~!~!" The little girl in her arms writhed restlessly, as if sensing her father's resentment, trying to heal her father's melancholy by trying to be cute, but unfortunately, her efforts could not only make her I combed her hair with great difficulty and turned into a pot of porridge, which had no effect at all.
Xiao Qijing has returned to the spiritual sea, and is now sleeping in the dark with Alaya's big wings. Anyway, from a sociological analysis, Alaya is also Xiao Qijing's half-mother, and the former is passed on to the latter. The sleepiness gene of the patient seems to have taken effect. The little guy now sleeps for more than twelve hours a day. Every time I perform soul inspection, the scene I see is a silly cat angel hugging a puppet girl. sound asleep...
Behind us, a certain flat-chested queen is still resisting her low blood pressure when she wakes up, hum, and laughing at me for falling asleep with a doll in her arms, don't you look at what you are holding in your arms!
"Hey! Bastard, this king ordered you to look straight ahead and not turn your head! This king is about to change clothes!"
Listening to the high-ranking declaration that there is no big or small behind me, I looked at the big mirror that occupied half of the wall in front of me and thought silently: What is stuffed in this girl's head? Fortunately, she still said this while looking in the mirror!
"It's still blue and white today?"
While pinning the crystal hairpin on Little Bubbles, I looked at the idiot in the mirror.
"Hey, it's all from you, and you still ask me—hey! Take a peek!"
"Wait until you have a curve and don't worry about it."
I said something without turning my head, and the blue and white striped king in the mirror immediately ran away: "Damn untouchable! Not only dare to sleep with this king, but also offend him so much! Who allows you to breathe in this room? The air of this king! Get out of this king!"
"Okay, okay, go out~~~"
Just like dealing with children, I agreed twice casually, picked up the strangely shaped little Bubble that I had dressed up, and walked towards the door, but the other party yelled again: "Put down the little princess! Look at what you gave her!" Those hairpins you wear!!"
I looked down, and was immediately dazzled by a radiant little head—preoccupied with arguing with Jiergames, and Little Bubbles made me look like a steel helmet .
I shoved the little princess to the professional nanny Jill, and I turned my head and wobbled downstairs.
As a result, as soon as he reached the stairs, he encountered a speechless scene.
Pandora was standing barefoot in front of the full-length mirror in the living room, staring blankly at herself in the mirror, then furtively looked around to see that there was no one around, and quickly reached out and drew a black line on the mirror with a pen.
... This move is obviously too much, my 1.2 meter sister! Do you think that a black line at the position of 1.2 meters suddenly appeared on the mirror at home, and we would not know whose masterpiece it is
But seeing Pandora make such cute movements when there is no one else, how can I put it, I feel that I was instantly cute.
"It's a terrible grudge, isn't it?"
Sandora's suffocated laughter suddenly came from behind her, and when she turned around, the blond girl in pajamas smiled all over her face, and gently leaned forward to give me a sweet kiss.
"You saw it too... That girl is really unlucky." The corners of my mouth curled up, "So she never grew up?"
"Oh, about this, I really heard Sivis mention it," Sandra tugged at my arm, and leaned over with a mysterious face, "It is said that Pandora often did this secretly when she was not a general: There was a command tower behind the officer's quarters where she lived at the time, and Pandora would check her height under the command tower every day, and after each inspection, she would lightly carve a line on an unobtrusive place on the command tower... "
"And then?" Looking at Sandora's face, I knew that there was a more cheating follow-up to this story, but I still couldn't help asking.
"...and finally the tower fell."
Silly girl, can't you engrave it in another place? ! Or is it that you have gone around the entire tower and can't find a place
At this moment, I was deeply shocked, and then convinced, about Pandora's resentment towards my height, this body has actually received it.
Today, the Carnival in Shadow City is still going on. For the 14-day continuous festival, everything is just the beginning. No one would think that this kind of celebration is too long. In this wonderful world, there will be new surprises every moment. Compared with the territory controlled by the empire and the number of thousands of races under its name, the display time of fourteen days can only be described as hasty. Many worlds are limited We can't even grab a place on the exhibition platform, which has given birth to a lot of mobile vendors and street performers. For these idle people who violate the rules but are also carnival guests, we can't use them to deal with Cicaro Piracy gangs are using the same methods to suppress them, so the city management staff have really worked hard these two days, especially after two days of adaptation period, it seems that the number of street vendors in various places has exploded...
"Ah—I really want to drink tea, sleep, count money and get out of bed...why are you so busy!!"
When leading Sandora and Qianqian to inspect various districts, we came across Hakurei Reimu who was on duty. The red and white priestess who was about to go berserk was waving the coins in her hands regardless of her image to disperse a group of wanderers who had almost completely blocked the main road Artist, screaming indiscriminately.
Under our observation, the big city manager Hakurei Reimu managed to restore the order of the street in a few minutes, but the girl didn't seem to have any sense of accomplishment, she just yawned lazily with a depressed expression on her face: "It's so tiring... Although I have a salary, I'm still very tired... Sure enough, I miss the days when I swiped left and right at the shrine and then drank tea and basked in the sun. Well, let's start being lazy..."
"Ahem, Reimu." I really couldn't see it, and suddenly coughed out from behind the red and white witch.
"Wow!" The girl in front of her jumped up like a frightened rabbit, then turned her head and retreated a few meters, "You, you... when did you... I never said that I was lazy! I never thought Skipping work secretly to go to Sylvia’s small shop to have tea and snacks, basking in the sun at the door and leisurely killing time until after work…”
Your mouth is watering!
I fully understand the character of the girl in front of me, she is extremely afraid of trouble, she can be lazy and procrastinate when things happen, even when she was in Gensokyo, she would only solve the incident when the trouble was getting bigger and bigger. , and also resentful because she was not paid for solving the mutation. Now she commutes to and from work on a regular basis every day in Shadow City, and it happens to be during the busiest carnival period of the urban management. It is no wonder that she can work honestly!
But at least this guy still has a basic sense of responsibility. Every time he is lazy, he does it after patrolling the neighborhood he is in charge of, which makes me always turn a blind eye to her. Of course, he is not looking for trouble now. .
"Your salary will not be deducted, let me ask how the fox girl is doing?"
"What, it's not wage deductions. It scared me." Hakurei Reimu suddenly let out a sigh of relief, as if the world would be peaceful as long as the wages were kept. "I'm still in a coma. She won't be able to wake up until several days later, Zi is taking care of her..."
"How to take care of people locked in the medical cabin?"
"... Ah! Zi is so cunning! She skipped work!"
I'm already desperate for these two guys who have no employee consciousness and sneak away at any time!
After receiving the news that Yakumolan was still in a coma, I also gave up the idea of visiting the medical center. After bidding farewell to Reimu, who was constantly thinking about it, I walked to the g-77 area with Sandora and Qianqian.
Finally, we are finally going to see the most brutal arena in the legend.
G-77 area, a joint exhibition area, is also an exhibition area for holding competitive projects. The organizers here are the world of Azeroth and the Federation of New Eden. The participants include more than forty people from at least twenty worlds. Representative team, of course, this is not a cheating place, the cheating place is... The competition held here is e-sports.
don't understand? Well, StarCraft, Warcraft, King of Fighters 20, Guilty...
I always thought that my shallow head was enough to be unconventional. I never thought that in a distant different world, geniuses who can race faster than Qianqian's head actually exist. How did those racial leaders think of this? stubble
There are still hundreds of meters away from the exhibition area, and we can already hear the roaring shouts and exciting music coming from the front, and when we get closer, what we see in front of us is the boiling scene of a sea of people. Spectators from all over the world crowded this open-air venue, which is bigger than the National Stadium, to cheer for the players they support. Numerous large-scale projection systems are arranged in the venue to transmit the live game in the core area of the stadium to everyone in real time. In front of the audience, when Qianqian and I arrived, a new match had just begun.
The ongoing event is the Warcraft Semifinals, and the contestants are... Team Azeroth and Team Azeroth.
Looking at the list of contestants on the large projection in mid-air and the notes below, I feel that my worldview is gradually collapsing.
Nima, you really can't find anything, right
The voice of the host echoed over the arena: "Ladies and gentlemen! Guests from all over the world! The exciting moment has arrived. The semi-finals, a game that will determine the fate of the four teams, will begin soon! I am The host of this game, Tex Finley, first of all, let us introduce today's contestants: the troll player from Durotar, Selajin Dar, as always, chose his best human race, The human player from Stormwind, Hilda Dugan, still chose the undead who brought him countless victories! The player from the Undercity, Shishak Bone Demon, oh, bless the emperor, he chose this time The night elves! After losing consecutive losses in choosing the human race, Mr. Shishak chose the night elves, which he seldom used! Is this a Jedi counterattack?! The last one, the night elf player Vanmoore Pangen, oh oh In the name of the emperor! Random! Contestant Fan Moore actually chose random! Today’s game was so interesting! The two contestants made jaw-dropping choices! The emperor is watching you! You must be responsible for your own choices! Let Let's see what kind of exciting competition these four contestants who have reached the semi-finals will bring us today. Is it the troll's human race that is powerful, or the human's undead power? The night elves' random races were upset, oh my god, this game... this game is simply too much to test the host... Reynolds! My tongue doesn't work, I'll replace it with you!"
Damn, no matter how much more than Tex's tongue is used, my brain is tied up with it.
"Ajun, Ajun... I feel a little dizzy."
Qianqian's eyes were full of mosquito coils, and she grabbed my arm and shook it vigorously, "Who are they with whom?"
You ask me, I ask who to go to! By the way, even Qianqian feels dizzy, has the level of chaos in this game really surpassed the sky
At this time, this super chaotic and heart-wrenching game has begun. The players on the field have been shrouded in a soundproof barrier to prevent the cheers outside the field from interfering with their normal performance. Outside the field, overwhelming The spectators have quickly formed several camps, and began to curse the street—this is definitely the most powerful e-sports competition in history. Not only do we have a group of chaotic contestants, but also a group of spectators with n plus fighting power, you see Look at the group of beast mothers over there, holding the super-large portraits of the troll players, waving and shouting "For the Alliance" at the top of their voices, and look at the group of Stormwind cheerleaders here, waving undead The flags of the clan, each with chicken blood on the top of the mountain shouted the tsunami: "Kill the human beings", this scene...
Director, I want to kill the organizer, okay? RO