There was a clanging sound in the room, and it was finally quiet after five consecutive sounds of heavy objects colliding.
I felt the mercury lamp in my arms arched my body, and the soft little body poked out a small head from below: "Stupid human! Why are you hugging me all of a sudden!"
The voice is full of seven points of anger and three points of happiness. It seems that my subconscious actions just now have successfully exchanged a lot of favor points. A carotid steel tooth penetrating blow came.
"Hiss, you guys are really deadly hands." I was a little embarrassed to let go of the soft little body under my arm, but when I raised my hand, I felt a twitch on my back. It's really hard, if the average person suffers such a meal, I'm afraid it's time for hospice care, "Especially you! Emerald Star Stone! Have you ever aimed at someone's tailbone? ! Don't play dumb, I already put labels on your boxes! "
"Anyway, the mercury lamp has said that you can't be smashed to death!"
The doll girl with different red and green eyes gave up her disguise and said confidently after pushing away her own box.
The culprit next to him immediately got under the quilt: "I'm asleep!"
We suddenly felt that we might have been overtrained in normal times. Look carefully, why did the [President] become such a troublesome girl now
I waved my hand to ask a group of doll girls who didn't sleep in the middle of the night to put their packing boxes and charging sockets in the corner of the wall. Showing the upper half of his face, he looked at me arrogantly.
"Tell me, what's the matter?" You didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and even Zhenhong joined in the fun, you must have something to do, right? "
Sure enough, as my voice fell, a circle of small heads either turned their faces or lowered their heads, looking embarrassed, and the mercury lamp continued to crawl back into the quilt to indicate that it was asleep.
"Ahem, actually... Sister Mercury Lamp has something to do, but she's too embarrassed to say so."
After a long time, everyone remained silent." Cangxingshi, the only conscientious faction among the Rozen Maidens, finally decided to stand out. The troubled doll girl looked at the big bag protruding from the quilt: "She has something to give you. "
"Huh?" I blinked in confusion, and reached out to pull the mercury lamp out of the quilt. At that moment, there was a "click" in everyone's ears. I continued to dig out without changing my face, and the latter bit my hand and was dragged out. , This trick is definitely learned from Ding Dong!
Seeing that Mercury Lamp, who is usually mature and steady and even a bit like a royal sister and queen, even unconsciously does this kind of off-line thing, I can see a clue: the little lamp seems to be very lively tonight, and he is in a good mood No, it's not counting leading my younger sisters to be mischievous, and uncharacteristically taking the initiative to play cute with me (although the method is a bit unique), this is definitely not the usual character of this arrogant guy. According to the experience of getting along with her all the time, there is only one possibility for Mercury Lamp to have such an abnormal behavior: she was very excited, and as a result, she lost control of her behavior.
That's right, this kind of experience is another victory for the dad.
"Girl, do you have something for me?"
Gently shake your hands" Seeing the mercury lamp sway twice in the air with my movements, I asked amusedly as the other Rozen Maidens looked at me, this powerful sister, with horrified expressions.
This girl doesn't even know what she's doing anymore. As the tune... ahem, as the education deepens, she's getting more and more childish
"噗啊nn" the puppet girl finally realized that she couldn't speak at all like this, so she let go of her mouth, and then turned her head with a look of greatness on purpose: "Huh, I just found something interesting while shopping" and bought it back... ... Open your eyes! You usually buy me presents, but today it's even! "
Alright alright, I’ve switched to tsundere mode again.” Mercury Lamp, why are you going berserk tonight… What?! A gift!
The sigh in my heart was just halfway through, and I finally realized the meaning of the mercury lamp. How dare this doll, who is so arrogant and unceremonious, bought a gift for himself today
After confirming the news, I was deeply shocked, and then I stretched out my hand to pinch Emerald Star Stone's small face and twisted it hard.
"Wow! It hurts!" The little puppet immediately shouted.
"Okay, I'm not dreaming, girl, did you buy me a gift?" With an overjoyed expression, I ignored Emerald Star Stone's punches and kicks that were not much different from a massage, and stuck under Mercury Lamp's arm, following Holding the other party in front of my eyes like a child, there is nothing but surprise in my heart, I have to say, my daughter has grown up and sensible.
"Put me down! Put me down! You fool! Idiot! Fool!"
The silver-haired gothic girl who has always been very resistant to "holding high" immediately writhed and protested loudly. The half-missed little canine teeth shone coldly in the moonlight, but to be honest, this kind of protest not only gave people a sense of ", "Wow, this girl is so cute" and other impressions, there is no threat at all.
Zhenhong and the others all looked dumbfounded at this moment. As a generation that thrived under the shadow of the mercury lamp, when did the little dolls see such a side of the mercury lamp that always appeared in an indifferent and collapsed image, although In the past few days, they have seen a lot of earth-shaking changes in the mercury lamp, but the really unbelievable behavior was when they were with a certain head of state.
The father and daughter played happily (?) for a while, and I finally put the doll girl down, looking at the other party's big purple eyes full of hope:... What a good thing, show me it...
Mercury Lamp was obviously a little embarrassed, but after the distraction just now, the little guy just glared at me, then jumped to the ground with a thud, and his mouth was about to be transformed by a group of "mom and dad". The large box of the Chengcheng multi-functional mobile sea view room was rummaging: a set of space storage devices had recently been installed in it.
"That's it! Accept it respectfully with 120,000 points of gratitude!"
Holding up a one-foot-square box wrapped in wrapping paper, the doll girl said proudly.
Although the other party's tone is not polite, I still took this extraordinary package box with a sense of surprise and excitement. It can even be said to have an unprecedented meaning. The box is one foot square and wrapped in bright colored cellophane. , but the crooked ribbon knot on it is obviously from a pair of clumsy little hands that are not very skilled. Rozen Maiden's hands are too small, not only is it difficult to learn to write, but even packing looks difficult.
After struggling to untangle the dead knots from the mercury lamp without damaging the packaging, I silently looked inside the box for...another box.
Well, I see, I will re-read the emotion just now.
Still struggling to untangle the knot on the outside of the smaller box, I began to feel sad about the third box.
Well, in order to live up to those bright eyes, I continue to work hard.
The egg-wrenching Gu four boxes came into view.
"Hmph, continue to disassemble, it's the innermost one!" After dismantling the unknown number of boxes, Mercury Lamp noticed that I stopped what I was doing, and immediately gave me a blank stare, and said with a cold snort, ", If it’s too small, it won’t look good if you don’t wrap it in a few more layers!”
I thought about it silently, and decided to tell the other party the details: "This is the last box, you are short."
Mercury Lamp: "..."
"Actually, girl... you forgot to put something in it.
"
I looked up at the ceiling and cried silently.
"Eh n? n! Impossible! You must have made a mistake, you idiot, you broke it!"
Xiaodeng was stunned for a while, then suddenly burst into a panicked cry with his face flushed, and then he lay down on the bed all of a sudden, tumbling in a pile of messy wrapping papers and boxes, "No... no... or No! Stupid human beings! Where did you hide your things!"
Before I had time to explain, Chuberry's voice suddenly rang out: "It's in the box! You really forgot to put it in!"
I looked around, and sure enough, Chuberry slipped to the front of the mercury lamp box at some point, and found something small that should have been in the box.
"But... Damn! It's hard to make such a big decision... Stupid human beings! Hurry up and make yourself lose your memory, I will repack it!"
Give me a more reliable suggestion, stupid girl!
I have never seen a mercury lamp before, and I will be confused like this. I suddenly felt a serious feeling of being cut off, but now is definitely not the time to be entangled in this topic: the mercury lamp is dangerous, you need to be cautious when molesting, and molesting Rozen Maiden Overdoing it can trigger an arterial attack.
"Let me see what this is."
Regardless of the desperate obstruction of a little puppet that has been in a constant state since the evening, I took the obedient young berry from the hand that should have been packed in thousands of packages in theory but was actually left behind by its clumsy owner. Gifts on the outside.
It turned out to be a tiny... compass
I looked at the pocket watch-sized thing in my hand in amazement. This delicate copper gadget looked no different from a compass. It had a brass-colored spring cover with a crystal case underneath. The cover was engraved with delicate huā patterns and huāwen The several symbols on it indicated that it was a product of alchemy, but when I carefully observed the pointer under the crystal shell, I suddenly found that it was pointing to the northwest corner...
After flipping back and forth several times, this unlucky thing is still pointing firmly to the northwest corner.
"Haha, do you think this is a compass?"
Mercury Lamp's triumphant laughter sounded, as if the head of a dignified super-civilized empire was bluffed by a gadget made by alchemy, and then the little guy ran two steps directly in the **, and came to my other side. Side, "Look now!"
Looking down, the "compass" has changed its direction and is now pointing to the northeast corner: the position of the mercury lamp.
The Mercury Lamp was jumping back and forth, and the strange alchemy compass in my hand also changed its direction according to what I saw. In the end, I had to stop the Rozen Maiden who was already in a good mood: "Okay, okay! If you jump down again, I won't let you go!" If you vomit this finger, you should vomit the needle!"
This is a historic moment, and from now on, the wonderful little thing in my hand will be officially named the pointer: only corresponding to the mercury lamp.
"Where did you get it?"
Turning the gadget in my hand respectfully, seeing that the pointer on it was consistently pointing in the direction of the mercury lamp, I asked curiously.
"An alchemist, a vendor at the night market." Mercury Lamp crawled along my arm to his special seat, "has an unlucky face, but I didn't expect such a good thing."
"By the way, why is he researching this thing?"
Playing with the small gift from the mercury lamp in my hand, I said casually.
"The alchemist claimed to be a magician, an inventor, who specialized in using alchemy to create novel mechanical equipment. I invented this kind of thing to find treasure, but there is a problem that has always troubled the inventor: if the compass is to work, You must first find the treasure, and then record the coordinates of the treasure on the compass, and this record is a one-off... "
I think I understand why that girl, as a high-level intellectual, came to Shadow City to set up a street stall.
"Actually, we bought a lot of things." Cui Xingshi also became interested, ran back to his box and began to dump things out, as if he was going to hold a treasure appraisal meeting tonight, but after a while, in a group Under Rozen Maiden's unanimous hands, my body was filled with weird alchemy gadgets.
"Solar lamps that need light to glow, alarm clocks that require the user to manually press a button to make a sound, laundry tubs that can clean clothes without water, but each activation requires two liters of priceless enchanted water, magical If you eat it, you will not be hungry immediately, full stomach, magic potion, but the sequelae will cause severe diarrhea and vomiting after five minutes. It can charge ordinary glass and turn it into a magic accumulator of magic energy crystal. En consumes two at the same time The most novel thing about the energy of a piece of magic energy crystal is an alchemy platform that can print text. Write with a one-kilogram mithril pen, and this platform will automatically transfer the text to the white paper on the left... "
Pointing to a bunch of strange gadgets, Zhenhong introduced them to me one by one without changing his expression.
"That alchemist is a talent."
I nodded sweating profusely.
"It is indeed a talent. It is said that he used different names to consume the treasuries of the three kingdoms in a row. He was discovered when he started to consume the fourth one. From that day on, that alchemist was called the artifact of destroying the kingdom."
Zhenhong spoke halfway, and Canary took over the conversation on the other side: "But the alchemist was not executed. Now he is a strategic weapon. The king who successfully captured the alchemist announced to the whole continent that whoever dares to invade In your own country, send the cheating alchemist to someone's country. It is said that the king also promised not to use the alchemist first unless it is invaded... "
Well, you've gotten to this point, student Youmo, the unknown alchemist, you're considered a winner in life.
Under the moonlight, looking at this pile of painful inventions in front of me, any one of which could bear the blood and tears of a kingdom, I sighed silently for a long time, such a strange thing has the courage to live, you say that I am just shouldering the burden of saving the world What's still going on here, right
At this moment, the mercury lamp suddenly knocked on my head, because the gift was successfully delivered, and now the little puppet has regained its usual calmness and arrogance, but when she spoke, there seemed to be a little nervousness in her voice : "Hey, stupid human being, you haven't thanked me yet!"
Immediately understood: A certain arrogant [chairman] is asking for praise and other evaluations.
"Thanks."
In a very solemn tone, I put the "treasure hunter" in my hand back into the portable space, and at the same time hugged the mercury lamp from my shoulder to the front, and said seriously.
"Ah! What are you doing so straight up all of a sudden, it's so disgusting!"
"Ahem, it's rare for me to be serious for a while." I coughed twice in embarrassment, I put the little doll girl on my chest, and rubbed the other's head vigorously." "I like this gift very much, okay? "
"Tch, I'm just an idiot, I really thought that someone expected your evaluation to fail!" Mercury Lamp shook its head to avoid my big hand, and said arrogantly.
"Okay, okay, I'm an idiot. If you're not an idiot, can you explain why this compass records your information?" I suddenly thought of something, so I asked by the way: the compass given to me by Mercury Lamp has and only The function of recording "treasure hunting spots" once, but this girl used it to record her own information. What does this mean? Never lose yourself
"I just tested it when I bought it." The mercury lamp turned its head and muttered, then flew to the corner and got into its own mobile sea view box, "I want to sleep! Don't roll out of bed! Don't have Trouble, you know?"
"Yes Yes Yes"
Just like dealing with a naughty daughter, I replied perfunctorily to the other party, only to be scolded angrily: "Idiot! Yes, just say it once is enough!"
With a "bang", the box was slammed shut, leaving me and a bunch of Rozen Maidens staring at each other.
"You're an amazing guy."
After a long silence, Zhenhong only left this comment.
"And it's a pervert."
Cui Xingshi pinched his waist with one hand, pointed at my nose with the other, leaned over with his upper body and said seriously, "However, it's not a bad human being."
Being evaluated inexplicably like this, I feel a bit confused by Monk Zhanger, but fortunately the remaining dolls are all cute, and Cangxingshi, Canary and Chuberry said good night to themselves, Then I packed up the treasures I purchased and went back to the box to sleep, leaving me with a silly smile on my face, having fun in the dark alone.
The gift, the gift of the mercury lamp, although that idiot girl used an even more idiotic way to resolve her tension tonight, but I have indeed received this intention.
In various senses, my own... , education plan, a big success.