Long before leading the people of Gensokyo back to the flight, I made arrangements to inform Artemis to prepare for housing construction and real estate promotion. For various considerations, I really hope that the residents of Gensokyo Most of them settle in Avalon, and it is an important reason that they can save a lot of compensation for demolition and reduce a lot of trouble. Another reason that cannot be ignored is that the child’s mother is so noisy—you can’t even imagine her How many unscrupulous remarks are dared to be made in the Imperial Daily with the identity of a "lawful wife", it will have a devastating blow to my reputation.
This small town established in a short period of time shows that Artemis has indeed carried out my orders very well. When the tourist group headed by Hakurei Reimu entered the town, what caught everyone's eyes was not a rush The completed poor-quality buildings and fast resettlement houses with only a glamorous appearance are neat and orderly independent houses, wide and clean but not dull gravel roads, natural tree and vine street lamps and large green grasses, full of Elegant elven secret scripts and mysterious goddess rune styles can be seen everywhere on nearby buildings. It must be a fantastic thing to live in such a hermit town from the noisy and crowded city. Even the Gensokyo monsters who have been living in a paradise all the time are satisfied with this kind of residence. expression. Although most of the monsters present except the kappa and tengu were not within the scope of compensation for the demolition, they still showed great interest in this place.
I also feel comfortable because of the peaceful environment here, but unfortunately, this good mood did not last long. When everyone came to the sales center in the center of the town, it was a huge surprise. A scene appeared.
If no one lives in such a huge town, it must be very deserted, but the streets near the sales center look extremely lively. Everyone was surprised to find that there are countless small vendors gathered here, and even formed a rudimentary food. A street, a street of discounts, a street of counterfeit goods, and a street of certificates. As soon as the mighty inspection group entered the block, they were surrounded by peddlers who heard the news from all directions.
More than a dozen vendors selling barbecue and snacks pushed the carts as the vanguard, and watched the loli monsters headed by Orange Meow. I recognized myself among these guys holding mutton skewers and trying to cheat money from Loli's pockets. At least five army officers and three warship captains.
The orange meow little loli was immediately captured by the delicious grilled squid, Remilia looked at the blood tofu cooking method curiously, and Flandre curiously took a bite from the uncle who sold the candied haws—almost half collapsed However, Flandre herself did not feel depressed in the slightest because of this, on the contrary, she became more excited. The little girl who was always shut up at home by her elder sister and never went out to play felt very happy now, even when she was covering her mouth and tears were spinning, she was still laughing. with.
A chief logistics officer wearing cassock over his uniform stopped in front of Youyouzi, selling all kinds of jade pendants hanging on a large shelf in his hand: "This female benefactor, seeing your pale complexion and erratic steps, you must be full of yang and yin, poor monk There is a jade pendant consecrated by the Archbishop of the Vatican to harmonize yin and yang... "
Yuyuko covered her mouth and nose with a folding fan with a delicate expression, and pushed the poor Youmu to the front: "This child is weak and weak and haunted by ghosts since she was young. You must really have a way to tell her fortune."
The logistics chief put down his jade pendant and took off his cassock to reveal a Taoist robe inside, and spread out the Zhouyi gossip on the ground without saying a word: "Please sit down, my friend, do you want to test the characters or ask for a signature? By the way, the balloon next to you is quite unique... "
Wenwen was stopped by a few mid-level commanders in white coats who claimed to be promoters of a certain technology company. The leader of the other party was holding a bottle of suspicious spray in his hand and introduced to the Tengu girl: "Madam, please stay a while, It's really enviable to see the shiny black wings on your back, but it's a pity that there seems to be a little hair loss on the tips of the wings. Spray twice more, sure wings... "
"Tengu's wingtips are blunt." Wenwen took a half step back nervously, but immediately looked curiously at the feather regenerated water in the opponent's hand, "Why are there several layers of labels on this bottle?"
Before the white coat had time to explain, the Tengu girl picked up a small bottle from the small basket on the ground next to her, and tore off the labels layer by layer: "'One Spray Spirit' feather regeneration water, 'One Sprinkle Spirit' 'Anti-falling hair growth liquid,'Jinkela' seedlings to promote fat growth,'Haoqing'all-purpose shower gel,'Quanweizhai'nutritive blending oil...is there anything in the world that can't be done?"
"Hey, no one can die anyway, it's not easy to go out and do some small business, you have to find something to do after the war - if you can't stop hair loss and grow hair, it's not bad to take it back to cook!"
I looked around tremblingly, and the scene in front of me couldn't help but recall the scene under the Erli Bridge. Under the blue and quiet sky of Avalon, such a bunch of bastards appeared—I bet someone more Assholes are around the corner!
Sure enough, after just looking around for a moment, I found that Uncle B, Shizaye and others who were behind had been blocked by an uncle in black suit with a righteous face and sunglasses: "Who are you, do you want to buy?"
Uncle B quickly looked in Ilya's direction, and shook his head again and again: "It's not appropriate to bring a child."
Izayoi and several other monster girls approached curiously: "What is a disc?"
Uncle B broke out in a cold sweat: "It's not suitable, it's really not suitable! Stay away from this guy!"
"It's all right," the uncle Heichao waved his hands repeatedly while opening his satchel, "I have some suitable for children here, can you see the gourd baby? The coded gourd baby, you are so harmonious! There are also some girls here that are suitable for you." Look, it’s said that it’s that kind of girl orientation, I didn’t dare to look at it…”
Bererer was about to cry, a sense of mission to save the ignorant girl from the abyss of BL weighed heavily on his heart, under his persistent refusal, Uncle Heichao finally had no choice but to give up recommending the CD to Shizaiye and the others Working hard, shaking his head and sighing: "Oh, if I knew it was a group of girls, I brought my set of gossip charts. It's cheaper for the guy in the logistics department... Hey, do you want a certificate? You don't need a certificate either? What about the invoice? I also have the train ticket. If I can’t do it, let’s get two packs of cockroach medicine. Although it’s not poisonous because of our boss’s strict control, it’s good for cooking... Well, well, it seems that this one is not Yes, but I have been prepared for the expansion of the market - look at this! Antiques, genuine antiques, mahogany boxes from more than 700 years ago! Blue and white porcelain from official kilns from 800 years ago!"
"Antique? Let me see, let me see!" The monster named Nazling immediately jumped up. She didn't know enough about the empire, she didn't know the nature of the person in front of her, and this guy was the most famous treasure hunter in Gensokyo. Teacher, I was immediately hooked, "This...is really a very old handicraft, and the workmanship is definitely treasure-level. What is this mahogany box made of?"
Seeing someone hooked, Cicaro's creases came out: "Come here, let me open it for you to have a look, this girl is really discerning, look, there are three grids here, the big grid is used to put mobile phones , This small grid is used to put the charger, and this grid is used to put the spare battery. According to our expert analysis, this thing should be the mobile phone packaging of that year."
The mouse monster in Gensokyo doesn't seem to know what a mobile phone package is. Nazling just looked at the remaining antiques with interest: "What about this? This porcelain looks so precious!"
Cicaro solemnly introduced: "This is a limited edition blue and white porcelain gunpla produced by the Jingdezhen official kiln at that time. Look, the arms and legs are all movable!"
"What about this one?"
"Mu Na Li Stupid by Tang Bohu."
"what about this?"
"A brocade tuxedo from the Han Dynasty."
"what about this?"
"The electric razor used by King Wen of Zhou—it's still powered by solar energy! The small characters on the base are signed by King Wen of Zhou. Look, it's all inscriptions on oracle bones!"
"what about this?"
"You've got your point—it's a CD! Want a CD?"
"I smell the treasure!" Nazling clasped her heart in both hands and was inexplicably excited.
Uncle B slapped on the forehead: "I can't stand it anymore..."
Don't say you can't see it, anyone with a little conscience at the scene can't see that Cikaro is fooling the little girl here, but when I was about to take action, Reimu next to me reached the limit first, the red and white witch Throwing away the small flag in his hand, he strode forward and patted Sikaro on the back: "Hey! You! Don't take the city management as a cadre! I haven't left my job yet!"
What followed was a burst of very lively exchange activities, accompanied by various grappling and ginseng roosters. The specific process is too bloody to describe, but you can go to the streets and alleys where urban management and hawkers are often frequented. You should be able to talk about it as a reference.
However, after all, it was in the confrontation with the city management that he developed his amazing combat agility. Facing Reimu, the god of city management, Sikaro still managed to advance and retreat in an orderly manner, attacking and defending. So after a while, I also actively and enthusiastically participated in the campaign to repair the pirate dealer Sikaro, and the situation was reversed in an instant.
The head of the empire and the god of city management were enthusiastic, full of innovation, and worked hard in the process of law enforcement, giving full play to the heroism of beating the dog in the water. After more than 30 seconds, he was finally successfully kicked to the ground by Pandora and Viska who attacked from behind.
"Boss! Listen to my explanation! Our actions this time have a purpose!"
"Your purpose every time is nothing more than tossing about thousands of people in the urban management brigade to get calf muscles," I rattled and flipped the precious black satchel of this uncle Heichao, and dropped a piece of it from it. All sorts of strange things made the other party look sad, "Don't say I'm not angry yet—in order to deal with the guys you taught me, I actually set up an urban management brigade with thousands of people! You said that as long as they are capable, don't worry about it." How good is it—by the way, why is there no high-definition video here?"
My elder sister unceremoniously gave me a knife, while Qianqian and Sandora bit their own arms one by one.
"Boss, I think so too... General, don't kick your face! Calmness is the virtue of Teijin!"
"Okay, you can explain."
With two steel-toothed lovers hanging on my arms, I tried my best to reach out and press Pandora's little head, and signaled to Viska to continue kicking. After a minute, I endured the blue veins on my forehead and the pain in my arms and asked. Dare to lead the whole class of unscrupulous people brought out by himself to reproduce the glory of the Erliqiao Market on the only way the head of the empire must pass. This guy is either kicked by Pandora or really has some plans. But even if he really had plans, I think it would be more appropriate to beat him up first. This is just revenge for the officers and soldiers of the urban management brigade at all levels who have been ravaged by the Sikaro gang.
"Isn't that what you meant?" Cicaro hurriedly packed his satchel. The unprecedented failure of this operation made him very frustrated, but he frightened me directly when he spoke, "Didn't you send an order in Ava?" Will Ryu build a town for the residents of Gensokyo?"
"It has something to do with you making a fuss here?"
"Then you also ordered to try to make the town look more lively, and it is best to fully reflect the customs and cultural environment on the earth and the social activities of the usual imperial capital."
I:"… "
"After thinking about it for two hours, I still feel that the social environment of Erliqiao is the most suitable for you. The confrontation with the urban management is the best embodiment of Teijin's endless fighting spirit..."
"Pandora, Viska, keep kicking, don't give me face."
Crackling, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang bang, two little loli generals who couldn't hold back for a long time began to repair this stubborn pirate maniac with four-four beats.
The countless small merchants who gathered in front of the sales center just now dispersed when their leader was being repaired. When I turned around, there was only a mess and a handful of carts still selling snacks, snacks, and handicrafts. The officers, looking at those fleeing accomplices, they smiled triumphantly, and then took out their business licenses and sanitation permits from the car to hang them on the car: small food and handicrafts are the current unscrupulous behavior of the empire headed by Sicaro The only remaining two professions that are basically ethical in the commander, although in most cases my desire to shoot them is not much weaker than that of Cicaro.
"I can't tell... you guys are such a happy guy when you're not fighting," Yuyuko fluttered to my side, shaking her folding fan lightly, "The cold aura your soldiers had at first really made people uncomfortable."
"Don't use the minority to represent the majority," I said blankly, "The vast majority of Teijin are strictly disciplined, and these people simply mutated when they came to Earth!"
"But without your tacit consent, I believe no one would dare to do such a mess."
On the other side, Yakumo Zi smiled softly and took over the conversation, with an expression of "I see through everything", "You, love your subordinates very much."
I was noncommittal, but basically I acquiesced to the remarks of this cunning big monster.
Indeed, although Sikaro and his pirated empire and peddler army often make the shadow city go crazy, and occasionally make the city outside smoky, it is undeniable that there is my acquiescence in it: usually It is enough for them to be ruthless one by one in war. It is better to be a little more humane in peacetime than to be a war machine forever. I like the completely different joyful atmosphere of my men in peacetime now, although sometimes some people It was too much fun.
But how should I put it, although I feel a little depressed, the monster girls around me are all smiling. They don't have any feelings about whether the things they bought are cheating or not. They are happy when they can come out and see the colorful outside world. Things that even mature guys enjoy.
After this episode, which was a bit of a commotion but made the immigrants of Gensokyo feel particularly interesting, Artemis who heard the news also led her subordinates to teleport to the town. Now she has fully integrated into her own Avalon. The role of the director of the neighborhood committee is busy every day because of dealing with all kinds of messy little situations in this new world due to md conflicts. Recently, she was elected by me and a group of heroic spirits who like to boo. It's really fun to bring it up under such circumstances. The only pity is that the "township head" of Gensokyo, Morijin Rinnosuke, should still be struggling with the issue of resident registration in another world, otherwise the two township heads would be together today We can meet historically.
"I'm very sorry I'm late," Artemis hurriedly came to me, "The landing module didn't slow down when Cu Chulainn went to the world of ed487e31f15 to perform a mission. I just came back from the Hall of Valor."
"If things go on like this, that unlucky kid's task completion rate for this month is zero again." I said in a cold sweat.
"No, this time his mission is completed: Cu Chulainn's mission is to detonate an active volcano in advance, and use a historical event to correct the historical deviation caused by excessive information projection in that world. When the landing module landed, it happened to fall into the volcano. In his mouth, three seconds later, he spewed out both the man and the cabin, and now he has become the heroic spirit who completed the task the fastest this quarter, even surpassing Leonidas who was killed in 35 seconds last month. Hundreds of mammoths stepped on and successfully changed the record of the world's mammoth extinction timeline."
I always feel that Artemis reported this situation to the boss in detail with a very subtle mentality.
Ah, speaking of Artemis, I suddenly remembered something: Among the Atlanteans, there is also an Artemis, who is 2.5 meters tall and can punch two terminators into the air Giant girls—yes, girls, ignoring the height outside the general standard, there are very few decaying old men and rough-looking people who affect the city appearance among the Atlanteans. Although Artemis has the Pandora sisters An incomparable height, but still a young girl - what I want to know most now is, if one day the person in front of me sees the version of the Big Mac with the same name, what kind of collision will happen: people in our circle There are too many such cheating things.
(Happy New Year! But there is no second update... I have to go to work during the Chinese New Year) RO