The morning sun shone into the bedroom, and the warm feeling made people feel too lazy to get up, but because someone kept moving in my head, I opened my eyes in a daze, and found that the girl next to me woke up earlier than myself, she was busy Pulling hair from my head to weave a Chinese knot.
Oh, I recall... What happened last night, because of the ridiculous reasons and behavior of this off-line girl, it was a bit abrupt, but it was logical and evil when I thought about it.
Now when I think about it in a superficially logical way, I still feel a pain in my liver and a pain in my back.
"So my hair has a grudge against you?"
Seeing me wake up, Qianqian still has no intention of stopping. She is still lying on the bed and weaving her 〖Chinese〗Chinese knot. From time to time, she even pulls two hairs of a suitable length from my head. I must say that this is a difficult task. Amazing work, not everyone can weave handicrafts with such short hair, every interest of this girl is so random, completely unreasonable.
"Ah Jun, early" Qianqian finally let go of my hair, turned her head to this side with an unprecedented bright smile, and then kissed me on the face, "I don't want to move."
I smiled, pressed Qianqian's head on my chest, felt the soft and warm touch from my body, and was full of emotions in my heart, thinking of the crazy girl who followed me with a slingshot and smashed the teacher's glass in the blink of an eye. The time is already B+... In other words, why does it always feel a little bit wrong to express the passage of time in this way
"What are you laughing at?" I noticed that there was a weird smile on the corner of Qianqian's mouth, and even made a smirk from time to time, so I couldn't help asking curiously, and the other party looked up into my eyes, "It's like getting to know each other again, really. Strange. It’s still Ah Jun.” How could it feel different? "
I don't know how to answer the other party's question, but I still have this feeling. After thinking about it for a long time, I can only come to one conclusion: "Do you feel that the usual stupid guy is also very evil?"
Shallow and deep take it for granted.
For various reasons" Qianqian was reluctant to get up all the time, and I also chatted with her. First of all, this girl expressed some emotion about what happened last night. She frankly said that she didn't seem to be as beautiful as the legend said. Considering Seeing the consistent positioning of this book, I hurriedly stopped this girl’s unconstrained thinking, and then the two of them began to recall the happy time when they were young.” We discussed the first fight at the age of four and a half to the Iranian nuclear crisis, and the first time we discussed it at the age of seven and a half. Smashed the teacher's glass Considering the hole in the ozone layer, from the first time I skipped class in the fourth grade of elementary school to play in the flood trench to the internal structure of the Imperial Admiral, we began to expand on how two people become a sweet lover, and have been When it comes to keeping Azeroth safe and sound, what do couples who have finally broken through the last layer of their relationship talk about in the first hour of the next morning? Let Lou tell you: 67,000+ world economic and administrative problems.
We just kept kissing each other on the topic of race war, world peace, the advantages and disadvantages of carbon-based organisms, scratching each other's noses, scratching itchy flesh, recalling the embarrassing things when we were young, and neither of us cared what we were talking about." Just cuddling together quietly like this and talking continuously is the greatest happiness in the world. Shallow happiness is really small, so small that people can't help maintaining it with all my body and mind, so I maintained it for a whole hour, and finally waited When I got out of bed too hungry, I felt I had become the greatest economist, political scientist, humanist and military scientist in the world" while my first lady was still talking about leather The question of whether the skinned shrimp will cause the world financial crisis is not ridiculous, because under the superficial logical deduction, these two things will get mixed up sooner or later.
"Ah, wait!" Just after I got dressed, Qianqian yelled out as if suddenly remembering something, then blushed and shyly threw a pillow and knocked me to the ground." "Don't look! I wear clothes! "
"I saw it all yesterday..." I muttered lying on the ground, only to hear a very subtle "creaking" sound coming from the cabinet next to me, as if some kind of rodent was grinding its teeth inside. Immediately startled, "Hey! Ding Dong may have woken up! He's punching a hole in the cabinet and it's about to bite through the plywood!"
"Okay!" A shallow voice sounded at the same time. When I turned around, I found that the girl who was dawdling just now had already put on the clothes she took out from the portable space, and even the bed had been neatly made. Well, with brand new sheets and bedding, the slight smell of air freshener begins to fill the air.
"Time has been distorted, otherwise it really wouldn't be finished."
Although the relationship with Qianqian should have come to this point a long time ago, theoretically there is nothing embarrassing about the two of us now, but the girl's reserve still flashed in the mind of this girl with weird neurodevelopment, so she quickly sorted it out. After checking the room and their own state, the two of them went downstairs to eat as if nothing had happened, followed by someone who was locked in a cabinet and slept all night, finally bit a hole in the door of the cabinet in the morning, and was muttering in distress little things.
The first person I met was my elder sister. She took a look at me and Qianqian, stepped forward and gave me a headache, and then started to smile strangely.
The second one is Sandora, she took a bite on my arm, then dragged Qianqian away without knowing what to say.
The third one is An Weina, this little maid looked at her master timidly, and before I asked, she exclaimed softly "Yeah", turned her head and couldn't come out of the TV.
Basically, in such a short distance from the second floor to the living room, I was interviewed by everyone in the family - so where did the problem come from? Although I didn't intend to hide anything about Qianqian, how did this situation where everything was exposed all at once? !
"Never underestimate Qianqian's ability to drop chains." In the end, it was my elder sister who answered my doubts, "Before she went to your house last night, she basically entered the wrong room of each of us..."
I:"… "
"Listen, you can't be an irresponsible black man." My elder sister twisted my ear, leaned over and let out a sigh of relief, "Oh, it's really..."
I can only reply with a smirk, it's too embarrassing, it's too embarrassing "Qianqian, your ability to drop chains is already AX.
After breakfast, I decided to go to Shadow City first. First of all, I would like to say goodbye to everyone. The carnival is over, and I went back to each house to find my mother. Because of a festival that lasted for half a month, we are in thousands of worlds. It has caused a total of millions of absenteeism, school skipping, elopement, running away and disappearances, and now it is time for their lives to return to normal. Since last night, all the lines of the Space-Time Administration have been fully open, and there have been many batches of tourists (mainly public officials of the Administration, they still have tasks in their own world)
Return home by car.
When I came to the dimensional hub, it happened to be just in time for another batch of space doors to open.
The lady in red with double ponytails is pulling the silver-haired little girl and waiting for the bus, and standing nearby are Emiya, Sakura and a few heroic spirits." Seeing my figure, everyone immediately waved their hands vigorously in this direction.
"Aha, big brother will come to see us off! Treat Ilya to ice cream!"
"Hey, who would expect this guy to deliver it?" Tohsaka, who was dragging a large suitcase, gave Ilya a sideways glance, "Hey! Don't hang on to others as soon as you come up, do you know the reservedness of girls! "
I tried my best to remove Ilya who was hanging around my neck and put it next to Tohsaka. I was very relieved when I saw these two girls who didn’t know whether they should be regarded as sisters, friends, or mother and daughter. , it seems that after he left the world of the Holy Grail, the lives of the two of them are quite colorful.
Uncle B was standing next to the two girls, taking on the role of carrying the bags." Although employees of the Empire, even the low-level employees of the Space-Time Management Bureau, will be approved to bind a rather large personal space, some people still like to go out and return home. The feeling of carrying big and small bags, such as Miss Tohsaka who always regards poverty as the enemy of life, the suitcase in her hand and the big bag carried by Uncle B are all crazy for this young lady who can finally enjoy shopping purchases.
"I will send everyone to the station safely." Uncle B's calm and reliable voice responded immediately after casting my gaze, and I saw in the depths of his eyes that there was a little bit of gratitude for the rest of his life."
Because in the past few days, Ilya Xiaolili has suddenly developed a strong interest in modifying her commonly used mount. Every day, she holds a bunch of reversing mirrors, headlights and clutches to gesticulate on Uncle B. I suspect that she is very Maybe I received some abnormal indoctrination from Bubbles, so that I had a strong desire to transform Bu...un into Bu... Now this little ancestor is going to leave at last, our great hero Hercules Relax as if you have successfully crossed the catastrophe.
"Uncle Alien,... Tohsaka Rin is pulling the handle of the suitcase." With a hesitant look on his face, hesitant to speak, I couldn't help asking with concern: "What's wrong?"
"I'm leaving, so why don't you give me some New Year's Eve"
Me: "... I will introduce Wu Meng to you in the future."
"Boss, I'm going to live in the world over there with Sakura for a few days." PSen was wearing a very simple 〖sports〗 sportswear, and there was a gorgeous women's motorcycle parked next to him. There's a folk motorcycle race" I want to try. "
"Oh, then you'd better bring two more lawyers there."
ndu: "... Boss" doesn't have such an embarrassing person! "
As soon as the group of people were sent away, Leizi's voice came from behind: "Wow, hurry up! There are still two minutes to start the "car"!"
"It's all the pervert, Kuroko, who went crazy early in the morning!" This was Misaka's voice.
When I turned my head, it turned out that a mighty group of people was rushing towards me like a crush. Basically, everyone I knew in the Forbidden World was alive inside. I quickly waved my hand from a distance to stop them.
A large group of people shoved and shoved into a pile, and Chuchun took a long time to realize that he wanted to say hello, and bowed in a panic: "Well... Uncle Director!"
I waved my hands at them: "Don't panic, don't panic, don't rush, the car, it's over."
"Eh? Is it still early?" Renzi immediately took out her phone to check her watch in surprise.
"No" car, it's already been opened just now..."
Miqin became furious immediately, and grabbed Heizi's neck: "It's all this guy's fault!"
Saten came over and explained to me in a low voice, it turned out that various daily happy things happened early in the morning, and everyone can search for all kinds of lily bad things in the basic process, anyway, it was late in the end because these girls were playing around.
"Then what's going on with you?" I glanced at Lola, and it is said that Academy City Girls and Lola are not in the same group, so why is it late this time.
"In the morning, the chief bishop didn't know what was going on. He wanted to use the microwave to prepare breakfast by himself, and it caused a big explosion, which delayed us for half an hour." , and then pointed to a certain young girl saint with an embarrassed expression, because the top bishop broke the automatic fire extinguishing device in the mansion a few days ago, she volunteered to carry the fire extinguisher to put out the fire—the second explosion delayed us again for half an hour. " "What about the end?" "I watched Lola and Kanzaki in a cold sweat." The two mechanical idiots started scratching the corners of their mouths and giggling in astonishingly unison.
"Finally?" The red-haired villain shrugged, "I tried to fix the automatic fire extinguisher, which caused the third explosion."
I found it incredible: "How did you survive to this day?" Kanzaki, Laura, and Stiyl simultaneously stretched out their hands and made a sign of the cross on their chests: "Fate!"
I was speechless, so I could only say to Leizi: "Lead them through the officer's channel, your officer's access authority will be long-haired if you don't need it anymore. And Laura, you should also have this access... ,
"I see, you can't use it."
"Ah, I forgot about this!" Lienzi slapped his forehead and suddenly realized, and hurriedly dragged a group of people to the other side of the square, but after a while, another person came back : "Ah, I forgot my travel bag!"
The reckless girl picked up the backpack that was left on the ground and ran away without a trace, and came back after a while: "Ah, I forgot my brother!" I waited quietly, and she came back after a few minutes. By the way, why should I say sure enough
Where is the officer channel of "Brother Director"? "
I knocked on this girl's head lightly: "How did you survive to this day?"
"Hey, fate!" Leizi scratched her hair with a smirk, waved goodbye to me, turned her head and ran two steps and came back, "Brother, you haven't told me where the officer's passage is!" , the time is almost noon, and the dimensional hub [Guang] is still crowded with people, and there is no decrease in the slightest. I began to consider opening a few more distribution stations in the nearby world, and building a backup hub in the suburbs of Shadow City. The scale of the world is getting bigger and bigger, and with the perfection of this giant organization, their job responsibilities are also being clarified. The inspectors and special commissioners of the authority are working hard for world peace on weekdays, using the Shadow City Dimensional Hub as a The only highest traffic port has already revealed its shortcomings. It is not a problem for a dignified traveler administrator to be stuck on the expressway at work and can only eat instant noodles and wait for traffic to open.
After thinking about it for a long time, I still feel that this should really be listed as an important task.” So I hurriedly called the office banquet of the Space-Time Administration and asked them to find out the imperial commander who had been a ticket dealer for two years: It's better for professionals to do it.
The last batch of acquaintances were sent away, and it was already noon." I simply went to Sylvia's nearby for a meal, and then came to Avalon: two days have passed." I don't know that the monsters are used to life here No, let's go and see the situation.
As a result, as soon as I arrived at the town where the monsters lived, I was shocked: an unprecedented open space was leveled out next to the town, and now there was a ring competition on it!
A large piece of grass was flattened, and big stones were piled on it to form a huge [square] field, monsters,
Heroic spirits and imperial soldiers formed a big circle around the square, and cheers and cheers could be heard from the circle from time to time, and Reimu was pushing a small cart among the crowd, trying to sell it. Cola mineral water and melon seed skins mixed with melon seeds, Cheng Miao led a large group of loli monsters running around like crazy outside the circle, Yakumo Lan and Shizayoi chased after them in a panic : Because Flandre was also mixed in.
I came near this empty field with a strange mood, because everyone I knew was in the circle, so I had no choice but to grab Yakumo Lan who was running by: "Fox, what are you doing?"
"Ring, competition." The demon fox girl said in a panic, her face was very embarrassed." "Well, may I ask... can you let go? "
When I lowered my head, I found that what I just grabbed was actually one of Yakumo Lan's tails: No wonder it feels so warm!
Yakumolan noticed that my eyes were a little strange, and she didn't know what to think about, and her face flushed suddenly: "Well, if you like fluff, you can touch your ears, but you can't touch the one that grows on the tail." I : "..." "Ahem, it has nothing to do with fluff." It took me a lot of effort to resist the urge to touch the ears on Yakumo Lan's head, even though the ears of the fox girl do look cute, However, this gentle fox is usually oppressed enough by Yakumo Zi, it's better not to bully him too much, "Let's talk about this ring first? Who are you competing with?"
"Oh, it was suggested by Cuixiang. She said that she is bored, why not find someone to compete with, and I heard that the people here are very powerful, so I want to see who is stronger, the monsters and the heroic spirits, and then because the ring is too big Before the competition even started, even many imperial soldiers were attracted. Cuixiang simply opened the arena to everyone. No matter who they are, anyone with a skill can go up to accept the challenge or challenge others, even if they are only good at handicrafts and music. It's okay, right now there are two heroic spirits competing, and the next round is still drawing lots. Master Lingmeng felt that such an opportunity should not be wasted, so he went to approve a box of melon seed soda. It is said that Qi Lunuo is still selling popsicles inside... "