When the two majestic duelists were knocked off the stage by the shoehorn thrown by the judges and dragged away, their fighting voices still echoed in the ring: "In the name of the Empire! This battle has just begun !" "The duel is sacred, let's continue!"
"Boss, give me one more chance!" "Monina, it's not good for girls to take off their shoes and hit people at home. You forgot that when you were a child, brother stole the fruit from the Dragon God's house next door for you..., bang!" "Please!" Remember, the outside world is on the Erli Bridge, and the inside world is on the Third Ring Road. There is only one Cicaro, which can handle licenses and sales. The contact number is 150315... Ah!" The two warriors were dragged on the ground. They left the stage for repairs, and the audience outside the venue gave them an enthusiastic farewell. The weapons and ammunition consumed during the farewell could at least arm two fruit, vegetable, poultry and egg markets and build three large tile-roofed houses. Seeing a new business opportunity during the event, they replaced the small trolley selling melon seeds, soda, candies and cubes with tractors, and shouted loudly outside the venue: "Eggs! Tomatoes! Cans! Baner bricks! Shoehorn for sale!!"
Bingtis stood up and greeted with bright eyes and noses: "Reimu! Give me thirty yuan for a brick!"
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"Everyone, the thrilling third game is over, just like the second game, this time there is still no DaZe to compete for the champion" Marisa shook her arms and hugged the cans and cabbage leaves that had been accumulated due to accidental injuries just now, "But The main purpose of our competition today is entertainment first, friendship second, communication third, and by the way, it is best to have a champion, so ~ who else would like to show DaZE on stage?"
Yakumolan, on the other hand, held a big brush and brushed the vegetable leaves inside the fluff of her tail while announcing troubledly: "There is another news, after receiving the sss-level notice from the Imperial Command, the Smash Bros. One of the official gatherings of Walloon, it can be held as usual according to the situation in the future. No application is required. Heroic spirits, monsters, superpowers, aliens, future people, Iron Man, Ultraman, Xiling apostles and magical girls of the empire are welcome〖 Free to sign up" The recent slogan of the Imperial Political Propaganda Office is: Long Live Entertainment. "
I immediately looked at Bingtis with a blank face, and the latter pointed behind me: "Don't look at me, I don't have the right to give orders to your territory, what your wife means." A shallow voice came from behind Then it rang: "Ajun Ajun" I said it! "
When I turned my head, Qianqian and Sandora had already sat on the two chairs on the other side at some point, like judges, the former was recording an orange that fell from the stage, and slipped a piece To me: "How interesting, even after the carnival is over!" They left?"
"Ah, I sent them away just now." Qianqian gave the orange peel to Sandora to eat, and licked the pulp herself, "Cui Xingshi muttered for a long time. You didn't give them away, and she kept saying that you were heartless and ungrateful." guy. "
I shrugged my shoulders: "That guy is so talkative, I gave them all the monthly tickets." After coming to play in the morning and returning home in the afternoon, I will use Tianya to deliver it? "
"So Ah Jun is an idiot,
"Sandora sighed and lay down on the table, "You, you usually dote on the mercury lamp, but haven't you noticed that Emerald Star Stone keeps saying that you are partial? "
At this time, the fourth talent show guy on the stage finally came out after a thousand calls, but she was a little girl who was not tall enough, this guy jumped onto the ring with a bang, "suddenly I felt the smell of alcohol all around me It's so tangy, you don't even need to think about it: Suika Ibuki!
That's right, it was obviously a competition initiated by herself, so how could she not play? Guys from the ghost clan usually like to challenge people the most.
"Ghost clan" is better than anything else! Strength, drinking capacity, fighting, all accompanied. "After Dajiao Luoli came to the stage, she first issued a gauntlet to all the onlookers in a rather loud tone, then picked up her precious gourd, took a few sips of wine, and looked around drunkenly." It was very arrogant and arrogant. , let her act out like this, but she has a more straightforward and innocent cute feeling, especially a little girl who is drunk and drunk." Don't talk about the threat, it's just fun to watch.
"Hey! Did anyone come up to challenge?" Waited for a few minutes" There was still no answer from the audience, Cuixiang yelled in dissatisfaction, the wine gourd in her hand and the iron chain on her body rattled, but many people knew that ghosts and ghosts Clan competition is a very troublesome thing, although a few people showed eagerness to try, but none of them finally took the stage.
"We have a challenger here!"
Just when I thought Cuixiang's defense was going to end without a problem, Monina suddenly yelled loudly. Immediately afterwards, the dazed dragon girl was thrown onto the ring by her unscrupulous teammates.
"Lin! It's up to you. I'll make braised pork for you when you win!" "But it's a duel well..." the Dragon God girl said weakly. It was obviously too much for her to challenge someone. It was a bit difficult, but she didn't have a chance to repent, and Cuixiang jumped in front of the challenger who finally entered the stage, "Ha, finally there is a challenge, I know, what kind of protoss are you, um, it seems that I can't beat you Well, but as long as it’s a challenge, it’s okay to fight!” Later, we judged that the alcohol that Cuixiang drank played a decisive role in this overbearing confrontation.
"I have a feeling that that stupid drunkard will be instantly killed." I looked worriedly at the two guys with not very bright minds on the field. The last time Lin smashed the wall of sighs with her arm in a brain-dead state (correct), The brilliant record of wielding Ilsen to overthrow thousands of biochemical beasts is still surprising.
"It's okay, Lin knows how to measure, it's just a competition, she won't do her best." Monina said with a smile.
In an open arena, two people naturally have to talk about their respective fields of expertise before the competition. Just now Ibuki Suika has arrogantly announced that she will meet all challenges. Lin can only hesitate to say her expertise: "I don't know anything else, but It's more powerful."
Obviously, for a Dragon God girl, it is quite embarrassing to have only a brute strength, but Cuixiang is very satisfied with this answer: "Huh? Strength? Great, I like to compare strength! Take out your Come with all your strength." My strength has been compared with those imperial soldiers, and I am very confident, so don't let it go at all. "Do you really need all your strength?" " Lin asked softly, turning her wrist a little uneasily.
Cuixiang nodded recklessly: "Yeah!" Full strength! "" Oh no! "I exclaimed outside the arena, but it was too late, the honest-minded Dragon God girl transformed neatly, and in a flash of golden light, the petite and cowardly always-shou girl quickly transformed into a golden double-headed girl with a height of 100 meters The giant dragon occupied the entire arena in a mighty manner.
Because of the sudden increase in body size" Lin didn't dare to move around after she transformed into a dragon god, for fear of hurting the surrounding crowd who didn't know the truth, so she just had to wrap the two huge wings tightly around her body and wrap herself like a rice dumpling Yes, the huge Dragon God put his tail under his body, and immediately leveled a third of the ring. The hosts, Marisa and Yakumo Lan, have already jumped to the bottom of the ring. The former has not forgotten his job: "Excuse me My partner, how do you feel about the current situation? "
Yakumo Lan stared dumbfounded at the golden two-headed dragon that was even more exaggerated than the "Shenlong" in Gensokyo, and after calculating for a long time, she couldn't use the conservation of matter to compare it with the situation in front of her." She could only swallow her saliva, and her tail His hairs stood on end: "This... this is not scientific! "
"That..." Lin lowered her left head, and after searching for a long time, she finally found the big-horned radish who was already holding a gourd with a dull face at her feet, then stretched out a paw as huge as a house, and touched it with the tip of her thumbnail. Cuixiang's head, "Let's wrestle our arms."
"boom!"
The idiot Dragon Goddess girl used too much force again, and Cuixiang, who hadn't reacted yet, was shot directly into the ground like a cannonball by a fingernail, leaving only a half-meter hole like today's pit in place.
It seems that Bingtis' divine protection only strengthens the barriers around the ring, and has limited strengthening effect on the ground.
"It is said" I started talking to Monina again through Bingtis's body" "Your captain has been trying to wrestle with a dragon god? "
Monina nodded helplessly: "Every time we have to run hundreds of miles to find the captain."
"How did you survive to this day?" "Probably because of fate." Ilsen said solemnly, with a melancholy expression like a lady of the Xianglin, Kense also wiped the corners of his eyes: "It's okay, it's okay. "
Seeing that Xiaozhizhi, who was "competing with strength" with her, disappeared in the blink of an eye, Lin finally knew that she had caused trouble again without hesitation, and couldn't help but screamed, her tail unconsciously swept the ground, and she immediately wiped out one-third of her The arena turned into a big pit again and again, and the flying gravel and bricks burst out like raindrops." The onlookers who hadn't run far from the smash were crying for their father and mother, and Lingmeng had a wide-brimmed steel helmet on his head" Ding Dingdang Walking through the hail of guns and bullets, pushing a squeaky medical cart stolen from nowhere, shouting loudly in the rugged ruins: "Gauze! Potion! Life insurance! Only three dollars and five dollars!" Painful film to buy a stare ah!"
This alternative novelty and bustling arena ended early due to the destruction of the competition venue. Fortunately, there were no casualties. Not a single champion was born in this competition, but we have produced several cheating performance artists. Among them, the battle of the century between the golden bell jar and the iron cloth shirt was hailed as a classic. In the end, Lin swung the tail of a dragon and completely wiped out the feat of the entire ring It's even more amazing. Bingdi admitted that just from the perspective of cheating, the Holy Light Smashing Street Group she once led was not as powerful as the strange group of people on stage today, and Qianqian was very satisfied with today's sideshow.
The only thing that caused me a little headache was the aftermath. A large group of monsters were smashed by Lin's "little action" and their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen. A large area of green vegetation disappeared, and the small animals who came out of the fairy forest to watch curiously were also trampled and killed. The good news is that all the heroic spirits and monsters basically improved their meals that night.
A drilling team went deep into the ground and successfully dug out the dizzy Cuixiang from a three-kilometer-deep hole. The big-horned dill dill was in a coma for more than two hours due to a concussion, and what was even worse was that one third of her horn was broken off. One, I asked Sylvia for an ice cream cone, and while Cuixiang was still fainting, I used 502 to stick it on the stubble of her big horn, but this kindness didn't seem to arouse Cuixiang's interest. Good impression, after waking up, that girl lowered her head and chased me for more than 20 kilometers. Like a bison, she pierced several holes in my clothes before giving up. I hope the horns of the ghost tribe can regenerate faster. Now Cuixiang announced that she had no face to face others.
This incident seems to herald one thing: after the five-member group of protoss scorpions who have disastroused the country and the people, another group of powerful and troublesome masters has come to the imperial capital "and quickly and closely cooperated with the local unscrupulous organizations. The scourge may not be as high-quality as the Protoss Five, but it's massive: Artemis get ready to get busy.
A few days after the end of the carnival, visitors from all over the world also left one after another. In many cases, the traveler is regarded as a person who will be a bad guy. The majority of the people think that they are omnipotent and prosperous in all worlds. At first, that was nonsense. Now we know that the actual situation is that 99% of the traversers are essentially grassroots civil servants. What is hidden behind the glorious halo of the "dark world forces" is that they execute The busy life of official business" Of course, this job is not too tiring.
What do the grassroots staff of the Space-Time Administration do on a daily basis? What job would they have in a world without wars and empires? This is something that I am very curious about, especially when I saw Wugeng Liuli and CC go to the headquarters of the Administration to report on their work. A whole new understanding of the vast organization of
The first is intelligence collection, which is the most basic job of every inspector or special commissioner. Among the intelligence they collect, reports on major events in the world account for only one-third, and the remaining two-thirds are all focused on For the early warning of abnormal phenomena in the world such as abyssal infection, Bubbles and Sivis jointly compiled a textbook "It records in detail the various abnormal phenomena that the world itself presents when the abyssal infection occurs, and the severity of the abyssal infection in different degrees. And the speed of destruction, the difference between the gate of the abyss, the source of the primary infection, the difference between the secondary infection and other dangerous things, etc., there are also detailed guides for more than 20,000 games, a comprehensive introduction to the movies and animation works of the house series, and the military code of the empire. , Shadow City Shopping Guide, Big Eyeball Poems and Songs and Fu summary, there are so many innumerable things, and the censors in every world have to pick up the useful things in them and read them by heart. OKU once described to me with tears in his eyes that he just went to work In the first few days, I had a tragic experience when I was reading at night. Later, I ignored the objection of the child’s mother’s tears and blood and deleted the two T’s from the cheating textbook. The work of intelligence collection is the most important job of a grassroots employee of the Space-Time Administration "It directly affects the results of the imperial intelligence agency's early warning of the abyss. Basically, even a rookie examiner will not be unfamiliar with this job. Recently, Yang Guo will use a data terminal to write reports. Ya's new arm played a decisive role. .
The second job is a bit awe-inspiring: saving common people and maintaining world peace.
That's right, this is the routine work of every grassroots employee of the Space-Time Administration, even though it does not happen frequently enough. When there is a huge turmoil in the world where you are stationed, such as a world war, a huge disaster, etc., the inspector And the special commissioner must take immediate action to restore the stability of the world within the scope permitted by the imperial code. This job sounds very noble, but in fact it is clear after the explanation: according to the way of thinking of the apostles of Xiling, the imperial soldiers set foot The land of the empire is the territory of the empire." Everything monitored by the imperial outpost is the property of the empire, even if it is a world without a ruled area, as long as there is an imperial outpost stationed, it should be included in our defense line. Under the guidance of this main idea, we have mass-produced millions of "saviors" who run around every day in various large and small wars, natural disasters, man-made disasters, stock market shocks, school shootings, swine fever in Wangcun, Lijia fights, etc. Divorce, Zhao Ergouzi's wife, Li Xiaohei's eating pancakes and fruits without giving money, etc., are constantly maintaining world peace and human prosperity and development in the dark world. Many management bureau employees are active in many high-risk worlds. The outposts are even world-famous, and they are regarded as outstanding youth representatives in the new century, and all human beings are grateful to them, but few know that the real reason why these live Lei Feng came out to save the world at the age of fourteen is to keep the environment around the outpost clean and tidy...
I have to say that the enthusiasm and speed of completion of the second task by the staff of the Authority are impressive. Everyone has a passionate heart to save the world. Translated into Chinese, there have been many heroes since ancient times. I heard that Xunyin led three imperial soldiers to quell the terrorist organization in her world...
As for the third task of the staff of the Administration, this... Strictly speaking, it is not a regulation in the employee code, but I found that almost all the examiners are doing it recently: to establish an expansion force in this world.
It literally means that the employees of the Administration Bureau are not only doing well in their own world, but also slowly forming their own small base, at least a small circle, of course not an organization that forms a party for personal gain, but for the sake of It is more convenient to complete tasks and deal with sundries at work, and small "associations" formed spontaneously, such as dimensional stores in the backstage of empires, "mysterious pawnshops" of urban ghost stories, and clubs run by witches, have appeared in many places in the macro world. , "Time and Space Hotel", the "third new Wangjia Village" established by weird Frankensteins, etc. It is said that CC has recently reorganized Pizza Hut in the world of Lelouch... These small organizations have many names, and some are so large that they almost unify the entire dark world , and some are just "an activity room at the end of a non-existent corridor" that exists among the seven wonders of the campus. They all have one thing in common: a small group of management personnel as the core, and a large group of ordinary People are fooled into running around to sell...,
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I have to say that they are indeed the elites selected by us, and the grassroots employees of the Administration Bureau are all really powerful guys... ,
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