Lin Xue is really a guy who knows how to give me a fatal blow at the most critical place. This guy finally exclaimed Long live a leisurely life. Why did you give me a knife so early
Let no one take a vacation!
"Well, I've been idle for so many days, and I should be active." Miss Lin twisted my thigh back and forth with a narrow smirk on her face. It was purely smooth, "Don't worry, Mu, this time it's not a war, it's a good thing - but it's still an old rule, I won't say a word if it's not a crisis situation, so as not to let the future get out of control, anyway, you will know when the time comes."
"Hua is okay.
"I twisted Lin Xue's smirking face, and the latter immediately grabbed my hand gently and infinitely, and bit a Rolex out.
Seeing that the time was running out, I turned around and found Xiao Qijing, who was digging a hole and burying the leaves of a tree next to me. After saying hello, the little girl jumped over happily, and slapped her little hands covered in mud, and the dirt on them immediately disappeared. The possession fell to the ground: I didn't learn anything else, but I first mastered Alaya's self-cleaning method.
The dignified Princess of the Empire wants to play with mud in the street park. I am afraid that many people will find it incredible, but there is no way. Whoever curses Bu Qijing might be interested in something. This birth method is very strange and the growth environment is unprecedented. The girl with a spiritual body is a miraculous creation. Even the knowledgeable Sandora can't tell how she will grow. What I can do now is to satisfy Xiao Qijing's interest in the outside world as much as possible, so that she can develop more quickly. A perfect mind must at least be able to communicate with us normally.
"Good, let's go home."
I stretched out my arms to hug the ethereal spirit girl, who immediately laughed and began to crawl around me, using her incorporeal features to play the game of hell in daylight. I hurriedly looked around: this little ancestor , If people saw this, how many heart attacks would scare to death
"Go home, go home!" The little girl who couldn't speak much repeated the phrase she heard, and stretched out her hand to pull the hair of Lin Xue who was standing up next to her, "Mom, go home!"
There was a clatter on the spot, and Lin Xue lay down on the ground along the chair legs.
"Wood! Do you dare to say that you didn't teach her?" "Of course not!" I hurriedly helped Lin Banxian up, dodging the opponent's straight punches and left hooks, "I don't know what's going on with this girl , She was born knowing the identity or characteristics of everyone around her. When she saw Reimu Hakurei for the first time, she yelled "Chengguan, but she had just learned to say the word chengguan at that time. ""real? " Lin Xue looked at Xiao Qijing in disbelief, the latter's only eye sparklingly responded to the "mother" in front of her, the little girl was quiet for a few seconds, and then began to wave her arms happily Go grab the eldest lady's nose: "Hee hee! Half fairy! "Lin Xue reacted as she should to these two words: A straight fist hit me in the ribs.
"I think I understand what's going on." The eldest lady gritted her teeth and said word by word." "She is your schizophrenic, and your subconscious mind keeps your view of the outside world, so it's not so much that this child knows what's going on around you." The identity of each person, it is better to say that she knows what you think of everyone around you, and then deduces what you should call each other, and explain to Miss Ben what is going on with Banxian! "I muttered: "Didn't you call your mother just now?" ""Teng", the eldest lady's face turned red, and now she knows why Xiao Qijing immediately regarded herself as her mother. The arrogant eldest lady adopted her usual reaction to this external stimulus, and I There are several more Rolex on my arm...
"I said wood, can't you let someone redesign your own broken car?"
When I drove 700 billion home, Lin Xue sat in the co-pilot and once again complained about the appearance of my BMW horse, "It looks like a World War II legacy. At least the back door can be closed, but now I added a Vector stabilizer, both sides are not the same width!"
I looked at the back half of the car through the rearview mirror and I have to say that this shit is getting more and more shabby now. The warships built by the empire are mighty and majestic, but the small vehicles they built are really shabby. How shabby, in order to ensure the most powerful performance of the Head of State's car, they really completely gave up the "appearance" which is of low practical value.
"You think I don't want to make this crap look better?" I muttered a little depressingly, "A few days ago, I asked Tavel to help design a modification plan without reducing the performance of 700 billion. I took a look at the appearance. I'm afraid no one will stop you from driving directly into the Nanshan Cemetery on La Street..."
Lin Xue sighed at that time: "You also find someone reliable."
"But the ugly appearance is not without any advantages." After thinking about it, I was able to explain it in a self-consoling manner, "The biggest advantage of this car is that there is absolutely no one in front of it on the street. Believe it or not, take a look."
During the conversation, we have arrived at the bustling section of the city, and it is now the small rush hour of traffic at noon, the traffic on the main road is like water, and the speed of 700 billion is slipping forward on the main road in violation of the traffic law. It’s the same as I said ~ as long as it is in front of us, no matter the three-wheeled or four-wheeled bus sports car, as long as it has long wheels, it will not give way.
Lin Xue saw the doorway after watching for a while, and patted me on the shoulder: "Don't feel good about being alone, because I'm afraid you won't brake."
If you don’t say so clearly, no one will take you for a fool. The young lady lay on the co-pilot in a shameless manner, muttering: “Oh, I’ll show those designers my sports car in two days, no I beg them to follow the style of Rolls-Royce, at least remove the two pieces of reactive armor on the rear of the car, it looks too much like a plaster."
I squinted at her: "A local tyrant who drove a Rolls Royce all over the city in his freshman year."
Lin Xue: "With you standing around here, are there still local tyrants in the world?"
The two of them returned home in such a daily purple fight, and Lin Yatou's bad mood caused by seeing unsuitable scenes for playing off again at the beginning finally dissipated.
When we were at the door, we happened to meet Bujima Yuko who was supposed to go out to buy vegetables. I found that he was still carrying a long cloth bag in his right hand, and I immediately thought that it was time to go out to punish evil and promote good.
The most embarrassing girl who vowed to become an excellent maid finally regained the meaning of her life. I don’t know why, but I feel more pressure: I won’t have to fetch this guy from the [police] station every now and then, right? ? You said why can't there be more normal people in the family
"Master, Mistress." Busujima opened the door before me with a gentle smile like Yamato Nadeko, "Welcome home." "Wow"
A burst of earth-shattering cries came out at the same time the door opened, which made me swallow the words I was about to educate Bujima before I could leave my mouth.
There was the sound of children wailing in the room, one of them was mixed with a mess of yelling, which I immediately recognized as the voice of Little Bubbles, and the other was very strange, as if it was not a child in the family.
The few of us hurried in and went straight to the living room, the situation in front of us was clear at a glance: Little Bubble was sitting on the carpet in the center of the living room, holding a Rubik's Cube in her hand, the crying mother Shining was frantically comforting her little ancestor , and sitting next to Little Bubbles crying loudly is a blond little girl in a short red dress and a fluffy bun hat. The most noticeable thing about this little girl is not her sweet appearance, but her There is actually a pair of strange wings growing on the back, which are a series of colorful crystal "wings" that tremble constantly as the little girl cries...
This, this... how did this girl get here
I just raised my head to ask, but Jielei actually saw Sixteen Nights Huanye also ran into the living room, why did the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion appear here at this moment, and began to scramble to appease the second young lady who was crying in my living room "Speaking of which, what happened during the time when I was not at home
Seeing my elder sister standing beside me, looking helplessly at the two little girls in front of me, I hurried over and asked in a low voice, "Sister, what's going on, why did Flandre come here?"
"Come and play with Little Bubbles." My elder sister shook her head, "You don't know that the Scarlet Devil Mansion has been transferred to Monster Town. It is said that Remilia discovered that the energy field near the Fairy Forest can suppress Flandre's mania. He used his combat achievements in the street fighting in Atlantis and all the demolition compensation to move his whole family here. In the morning, Little Bubble went out for a walk again, and ended up running to the Red Devils. In the restaurant, I met this little girl..."
"Then Xinxin friends come to play at home, right?" I rubbed my forehead and the little bubble finally made new friends. Of course it's a good thing, but this girl usually wanders around and really doesn't know who she will bring home.
"Hey, are they having a conflict?" I went forward to hug Little Bubble, and asked in a tone like a worried father.
Elder sister shrugged: "It's not really a conflict, it's just that Fran suddenly took a bite of Little Bubble while playing, and then both of them cried out in pain."
"I'm very sorry for causing you trouble." After sixteen nights of joy, Flandre finally calmed down a little, and immediately bowed and apologized to us. The head maid who is very strict with herself had an accident when she visited someone's house for the first time. It was extremely embarrassing for the second lady to bite someone, and the little girl behind her who just bit someone and almost lost eight teeth looked at us with tears, sobbing and curious at the same time.
"Why do I feel that she is not right?" I tilted my head slightly and asked my elder sister in a low voice, "Flandre, I remember that she was not like this when she was on the battlefield of Atlantis, and her dangerous Destructive power, Remilia will let her come out with confidence?"
"The words of destructive power have been sealed." Bingtis' voice sounded from the living room door, "The seal that Monina helped to carry out, compared with the dark protoss who has the talent to collapse everything, this little girl's destructive ability is still too immature point. As for the troublesome little
The child's personality should be the sequelae of the seal. From time to time, it will turn into a three- or four-year-old appearance. The biting just now should be the instinct of a child to bite when he sees novelty. "
I thought about it, but I didn't dare to bring up the example of Sandora: Her Majesty's main way of perceiving the world is also by biting.
Knowing that there was nothing serious about the two little guys, I felt relieved. Little Bubbles had calmed down at this moment, and was rubbing his arms aggrievedly to cling to me, roughly meaning that he was suing, while Flandre was Covering his mouth, the expression in his eyes is very confused. I don't know how to switch my personality at this time, but children's conflicts come and go faster, just as we adults are still busy thinking about how to make the two When the little girl got back together, Little Bubbles had already extended an olive branch to her new friend: she threw the Rubik's Cube in her hand.
Flandre thought silently for a while as soon as she caught the toy, and finally clapped her hands: It's better to be a child!
So the two little guys played together again.
"Play together! Play with me!" Fran twisted the Rubik's Cube in her hand, messed up the toy thoroughly, and then stuffed it to Shining Shining, who was also sitting on the carpet as a nanny, her voice was innocent and innocent, and the latter's face The expression on her face is very tangled. In all fairness, she is the bottom line of dignity when she serves as Little Bubble's nanny, but the little girl in front of her is the little master's friend. At this time, two paths are in front of her: Is dignity important, or is the smile of the little ancestor? important
"Goo!!" Little Bubble waved his arms and ordered.
Niang Xining immediately knew that in fact, there was always only one way in front of her.
"Jill, don't spoil Little Bubbles too much, being too obedient to children is not good for growth." The elder sister helped Jill with a warm smile on her face, "I didn't beat Ah Jun less when he was young oh."
"Sister, what are you talking about?" I scratched my cheeks embarrassedly, while Jill sighed with tears in her eyes: "Well, you can beat me, but I can't beat this little ancestor."
Collector: "..."
Seeing the girl and the nanny playing happily on the carpet, everyone was very happy, and Izayoi showed a very emotional smile: "It's really a wish to be able to play with others happily like now. "
But as soon as she finished speaking, Fran over there was crying again. This time it wasn't the second lady attacking others, but Little Bubble saw the twinkling crystal behind her new friend and finally couldn't restrain her innate instinct. Instinctively, I stepped forward and pulled one down... Immediately afterwards, there was another fluttering in the house.
After finally getting out the tightly held crystal from Little Bubbles, we were worried about how to put it back. In the end, Izayoi reminded me that the crystal did not grow on the second lady. Only after Bingtis's proposal was accepted, Fran used half a bottle of earthworms to stick it back. The latter also curiously pulled his "wings" and smiled when he found that the crystal was stronger than before.
So children are the most troublesome!
"You are really good-tempered, no wonder you can take on the heavy responsibility of a nanny."
Bingtis looked at the two little girls happily playing in the living room with their hips crossed and sighed.
"Usually Little Bubble doesn't have many friends." I smiled, "How many imperial soldiers protect her all day long, who dares to approach her except for the few at home who play with her, and Lilina and the others are idle It's okay to bully Bu Bubbles.
Speaking of Lilina, I get angry when you say that she is obviously a royal sister in her bones, she insists on pretending to be a dick and dry wool, and then grabs a lollipop after cheating Little Bubble's pure trust. You say this is the biggest bishop What should I do
"Speaking of which, I saw you coming from the kitchen just now, what were you doing?"
I looked at the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion on the other side. Because my second lady had continuous problems, she was watching in the living room and did not leave. I remembered seeing her busy in there just now, so I couldn't help asking curiously.
"Exchanging some experience with Anwena on serving the master, and helping to prepare lunch by the way, after all, we were the ones who disturbed you first, and it would be too impolite for An Anxin to wait for free food in the living room." Sixteen nights showed a decent smile, " And I feel that I have finally seen what a really good maid looks like, and Anveena's quality is much better than mine." I suddenly coughed dryly: "Ahem, you are a guest, it's okay not to care about so many etiquettes, and maybe You don't quite understand, but I already know you,
There are times when the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion feels inferior to others? "I don't know about other aspects, but at least in terms of cooking, Izayoi really lost to An Weina. "The white-haired maid shook her head, and pointed to a large bowl of food on the dining table not far away. It was just fried by Anveena and placed there. People have a big appetite: it's almost time for dinner.
"Just one dish is enough for Izayoi to bow down. A maid should be qualified if she can satisfy the master's requirements under any circumstances. How did she do it?"
"What's that?" Sandora wiped the corners of her mouth, and began to move towards the dining table.
"Stir-fried uneven bars with isolation pier, An Weina said it was specially made for Lord Sandora." "Pfft!" I'm so crueler than yesterday's mushroom-fried doorknob
I looked at the big pot of mouth-watering food on the dining table with a tangled expression. At this time, Sandora had already moved to the front of the pot and was trying to eat with chopsticks. Seeing the satisfied look on the girl's face, it seemed that I really like this meal!
"Then what, Ms. Izayoi" I thought for a while, and turned my head to solemnly remind the longing-looking head maid, "Some things can't be done by force, Anveena has already involved in the mysterious field It's..." It's not just the mysterious field, sometimes I wonder if An Weena has secretly mastered something involving laws. Does she still have the words conservation of matter in her eyes? It seems that a certain ghost maid and Sandora are really a perfect match. If our queen eats the periodic table of elements with one mouth, Anveena belongs to the kind who can randomly use any symbol on the periodic table. Combining any kind of substance,
God-level cook!