At first I thought that I would meet Father God directly after coming to the God Realm, and I was even mentally prepared for this—that is, I was completely unprepared. I didn’t expect that I would end up staying at Bingtis’ house for a day or two. Bingtis' official explanation for this is that Father God must arrange the schedule precisely because of the many things in his daily life. He said that if we arrange a meeting in two days, then even if we arrive earlier, he will not be able to show up. I understand this. After all, he is the supreme leader of the entire endless void.
In fact, it’s okay if she doesn’t explain: we already know the character of the Protoss, a group of eclectic guys who don’t like red tape, even the most serious Protoss (such as the old man’s alliance in the description of Bingtis), those who are in charge of the trial Members of Congress who have condemned and condemned do not care about diplomatic etiquette and daily rules, because these things "have nothing to do with good or evil." Knowing their habits, Sandora and I will not have any opinion on the seemingly careless arrangement of the Protoss, because frankly speaking, after Bingtis came to Shadow City as a guest of the Protoss ambassador, we did not entertain them much. —Monina has been the cook at home for nearly a month, Lin has taken care of all the hard work in the house, Ilson is in charge of city inspections and the pirate army all day long, Kenser is helping me look after the children and taking care of Ding Dong, and Bingtis is Sandora's playmate. The only time this group of Nine Heavens Gods and Buddhas were allowed to go out to let the wind go, was Erliqiao Counterfeit Street...
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that the five members of the Protoss Clan Tiaozi came here not so much as envoys, but as part-time jobs.
Bingtis' home is far beyond my imagination, and its various luxury and grades have reached an outrageous level. I never thought that this female hooligan would grow up in such a magnificent and solemn palace. —Look at Ding Dong’s house, it’s much simpler than Bingtis’ house. Our little goddess has never paid attention to the temple. A pocket of sufficient size can make her live comfortably. Of course, the cover of the lamp is also fine...
As for Bingtis's parents, I actually think they are also admirable, truly elegant and noble people-please forget the earth-shattering appearance of Uncle Covain and Aunt Aisalie (sister?) An elegant kick, it was all because of a daughter who didn't live up to expectations. When I really got to know each other, I found that the two elders in front of me were a model of etiquette, temperament, and elegance. Uncle Covain, who was dressed in an old-fashioned aristocratic style, was talkative, kind, knowledgeable and humorous. Elegant and generous like a princess, Aunt Aisalie is a goddess who doesn't speak much, but has a very gentle and friendly personality, and she showed a great welcome to our visit. When our large family was invited to the huge living room to rest for a while, the two parents did their best to show the generosity and enthusiasm of the heads of the family. It makes me almost unbelievable that Bingtis, a wonderful girl, was born by the two of them.
"To be honest, what exactly stimulated you when you were a child? Why did you become a hooligan in the end with such good parents?" When Uncle Kuvain turned his head to talk to his wife, I finally couldn't suppress my inner distress. He whispered to Bingtis and bit his ear.
This question is very sharp. If you tell someone that directly, the other party will definitely turn your face against you, but Bingtis’s shame has always been a strange thing. We have always discussed this kind of problem face to face, so a certain female hooligan asked without hesitation. Le: "I think this has something to do with the education I received since I was a child."
"The two elders' pursuit of iron-blooded education eventually caused the eldest lady to be overwhelmed and psychologically twisted into a generation of kings of smashing, looting and burning?" I asked with a question mark in my head.
"No, it's mainly those hundreds of years of school life: two hundred professors form a circle to teach you, and it's something you don't even want to learn in theory in your life. How would you do it?"
I am speechless.
"And don't look at my parents who are so stylish in front of them. After a while, you will know how much they have slipped away-don't forget the gate, and their image usually can't last for fifteen minutes."
Is it really okay to evaluate the two elders like this in front of parents
The first meeting with the Bingtis family was not as depressing and tense as we expected. The Protoss is indeed a race that is easy to get close to. Little Bubbles has been wandering around in the hall since just now, and has no sense of not being able to run around in other people's houses at all. The supernatural power carried by Lilina attracted the attention of Bingtis' parents. After being introduced, the latter knew that the little girl in front of her was already the direct spokesperson of a goddess, and she was respected as the founder of a cross-world religion. Zong and the current female Pope, they immediately had a strong interest in Lilina's growth experience - but after Ding Dong drilled out and waved to the seniors, they expressed their calmness, because every spokesperson of the goddess of life has their own growth experience. The astonishing similarity may mean how they were selected. Sandora and Bingtis' parents met a few times, and this was the reunion for thousands of years, so they talked a little more. Sandora mentioned the events that happened after the empire, the catastrophic encounter with a great civilization , Bingtis’ family members are all sighing, and Uncle Covain’s words especially made me feel a lot:
"Hey, Ashley, you said you haven't seen her for a while, why are there so many things happening in the world?"
This sentence made me completely desperate for the Protoss' concept of time: I still had a little thought about it before.
In contrast to our family's relaxation (or lack of heart?), the four of them, Monina, are now showing a little reserved look. Even Uncle Kenser is a little unnatural, which can't be helped. Who made them belong to the Protoss? Even the gods who don't talk about the rules usually have a sense of superiority and superiority: Bingtis's parents are also high-level government officials in the God Realm. The Sentinels are currently spending time in Zhongnanhai, so of course they have to be nervous, especially the timid Lin, who is almost shrinking into a ball on the chair at this time. Now the only one in their team who is not nervous is Ding Dong: Don't forget how magnificent the growth history of this little thing is, she was the one who dared to burn the hair of the father god back then!
"Ah, look at me, I was so busy talking, I almost forgot about the business," Uncle Kuvain suddenly patted his forehead and remembered something, "It's time to eat now—after all, Sandora's eyes have turned green .”
I glanced at Sandora speechlessly, and the latter bared her teeth at me: "It's the same when I came to Bingtis' house before, there are no rules."
The grand banquet was quickly prepared, and the work efficiency of the servants in the palace was really high. Bingtis' parents obviously knew everything about the customs of various worlds, and they also had a detailed understanding of the world we live in. After some investigation, I found traces of braised pork and braised lion's head on a table of dishes...
Sandora entered the gluttony mode the moment the meal was served. She acted as if no one was around, and showed a frightening eating speed with her elegant posture. A green passage was opened up in the front hall, and each car was dedicated to delivering food to Sandora. The two of them ran just to catch up with Sandora's eating speed: From this point, An Weina, who is far away in the world, you Won. This also shows that Sandora really left a deep impression on people when she came to this place last time. The master of the family has not arranged for the servants to know that this is a master who eats to death.
The previous name only had one word, and the short-haired woman named "Mo" was the steward of Bingtis' family. He is a servant, but he is about to have his own priesthood. During the dinner, the other party has been standing behind his master in a proper manner, like a heroic housekeeper. I asked Bingtis to give me the question about her identity. We explained what "servant of God" means.
God servants, as the name suggests, are servants who serve God. They come from two types: one is advanced mortals, that is, they are devout believers of a true god during their lifetime, and their beliefs are firm to a certain extent, and they can act against the will of God. A soul who has made great merit and has many virtues can be baptized voluntarily after death to become a servant of the gods, and come to the world of gods to continue serving their beloved gods. Fortunately, because in the God Realm, god servants are equal to ordinary gods except that they need to take care of some affairs for their master gods. In other words, this is an opportunity for mortals to transform into gods. There are only a limited number of mortals to receive this distinction. The second type of God Servant is originally a Protoss, just an "apprentice" Protoss who has not yet obtained a priesthood. In the God Realm, except for a very small number of special creatures like Ding Dong who were born with a priesthood, most of the Gods were from the beginning. For those without a priesthood, they have to start as apprentices and learn how to manage their own authority bit by bit. The learning path is divided into two parts. The first is the theoretical part, which is to attend classes at school, and the second is practical classes, which Be an apprentice next to a god with a priesthood or an intern in some enterprises and institutions, accumulate experience, and wait to become a full-time worker—of course, there are also problem children who cannot become full-time workers for tens of millions of years due to various reasons. Just one.
That's right, I know that Mo looks like a heroic housekeeper, with a mature style of behavior, more like a qualified regular worker than Ding Dong, a guy who is proficient in power from birth but has a seriously unreliable personality, but there are two things. The grades in one class have always prevented her from becoming a full-time student: theoretical and practical classes...
This is an exam idiot who is worse than Ding Dong. Apart from her serious personality, her grades are a mess. According to Bingtis, if she fails to become a regular within a million years, Father God can only give her a prescription. A "God of Stewardship" position.
The Bingtis family doesn’t seem to have any rules about keeping quiet at the dinner table. During the dinner, Uncle Kuvain still asked Sandora and me about the recent affairs in the world, especially the recent situation of the empire, while Aisha Li Very silent, except for occasionally throwing a table knife and hitting the dishonest Bingtis on the forehead in the middle of the dinner table, there is no other movement, seeing that the female hooligan who has always been arrogant and not slipping is also punished like this scene, I silently took out the camera.
"Idiot, I want to eat that!"
The little puppet on the shoulder suddenly kicked its little feet, pointing to a plate of good-looking dishes made by God knows what in the distance and yelling, it seems that it is a little cautious after arriving in a strange place, this puppet girl has always been Sitting on my shoulders, holding my head tightly without letting go, even when eating, it seems that this can give her a sense of security, and this behavior naturally caused me a lot of trouble , For example, every time I eat something, I must always remember to raise the chopsticks to deliver the same portion to the mercury lamp, otherwise the little doll who can't eat the food will start to bite my head.
"Your daughter is lovely."
Aunt Aisha across the dining table suddenly looked at the mercury lamp and said something with a smile.
"Who is this fool's daughter!"
Although it is a fact recognized by everyone, Mercury Lamp instinctively yelled loudly in the face of such a person who directly broke it, and danced, "I just have no choice but to stay by this idiot's side, this hopeless dick Lyon!!"
I picked up the chopsticks and tapped the little guy's head, and when I took it back, there was only half of it left in my hand: what a quick bite!
"I'm very confident in my eyes," Ashley blinked, "It reminds me of when my daughter was young, your eyes and some small movements can't deceive people, it's almost the same as Bingtis and us It's the same as being coquettish."
Mercury Lamp was stunned for a moment, and then began to hold my head and pull it out again. This is the little puppet's usual way of relieving embarrassment, while Bingtis slammed his head on the table: "I'm ashamed to see people!"
"Hmph, idiot, at worst, I'll get it myself!"
Seeing that everyone's eyes began to look at him, the mercury lamp suddenly yelled loudly, and suddenly spread the black wings on the back and flew to the opposite side of the dining table. As a result, Uncle Kuvain's eyes were instantly attracted by the wings of the little puppet.
The wings of the mercury lamp are small when they are not unfolded, and they cling to the back like cute decorations on clothes. Only after they are unfolded, they will look like angel wings. No one noticed just now, but now, it has caused ice stalks His father's serious concern.
The old man was very serious: "Bingtis, this is your child? Why didn't you say such an important thing earlier? When will you two..."
The mercury lamp, which had just flown halfway, fell to the salad plate with a plop, and I followed the chair to under the table. The after-dinner sideshow that followed was very exciting: Bingtis teamed up with her mother to hunt down her father all over the house.
Everyone can finally be sure that Bingtis did not lie before: the image of the two parents did not last long.
Sandora and Bingtis, good friends, went to the room together to discuss some confidential matters, Qianqian and Lin Xue led a group of doll heads, and began to visit around under Mo's leadership. This magnificent and huge There are plenty of places in the palace for them to explore. According to Bingtis, the bell towers at the four corners of the temple alone can make Karazhan and the like die of shame. The mystery contained there will definitely make Medivh grow old overnight. Elder Sister was dragged by Aunt Aisha Li to discuss her experience in taking care of children with problems. The latter has a pair of eyes that can see through everything. The majesty among the dollheads—although this majesty is always an embarrassment for my sister.
And I was busy cleaning the salad dressing on the face and clothes of the mercury lamp in a small room next to the front hall. The little doll kept twisting and twisting while wiping the face, which made the task much more difficult.
"Forget it, let's wash this clothes." When I helped the little girl to wipe the clothes, I felt worried, and finally I could only save trouble and took out a small black dress from the carry-on space, because of various Because of this, I have dozens of spare sets of food and clothing for every child in my family, including the special clothes for the 92.3m little princess.
"Well, help me put it on!" Mercury Lamp unceremoniously raised the clothes in front of him and ordered.
The little girl is really getting more and more defenseless. I used to be able to fight for a long time if I touched her, but now I even have to help with dressing and combing her hair. what
Carefully putting the dress that looks like a doll's toy costume on the doll girl, I found a silly smile on the other side's face, and I couldn't help being curious: "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, idiot!"
Is it because I recalled the difficulty of getting dressed by myself for the first time, and brought back the feeling of that time to the present, so I couldn't help but smile happily now
From trying to stand up in a dusty room for the first time, struggling to put on clothes, to now quietly nestling in the arms of "father", becoming a doted little princess, this child can finally smile happily Come out now.
"Okay, look at my baby - it's beautiful."
I held the mercury lamp up high and looked at the results of my dressing with satisfaction. Among other things, since taking care of the mercury lamp, I am now more proficient in dressing the doll than Little Bubble.
"Hey! Don't say it's so disgusting!" The little puppet kicked and beat vigorously in mid-air, but its small arms and legs couldn't reach the enemy in front of it, so it could only calm down helplessly, "Hey, idiot, you will never leave Me, right?"
"Why did you suddenly think of this?"
I was taken aback by Mercury Lamp's jumping thinking.
"If you ask me, just answer, why are there so many!"
"That's why you're an idiot. Do you still need to ask such questions?" I smiled and put the little guy on my shoulders, "Stay by my side for the rest of your life, little one."
"Why? We obviously have nothing to do with each other..."
"Didn't Aunt Aisha just say that?" I knocked on the forehead of the little puppet who suddenly entered a sensual state, "I am your father!"
Rarely did the expected head-knocking attack not come, Mercury Lamp just snorted lightly, then hugged my head... fell asleep
I looked at the time: 1:30, sure enough, it was time for the children to take a nap. You can train a puppet to have such a brutal biological clock, sister, you are mighty! RO