I was a little dumbfounded by the overwhelming storm of fallen leaves, and what was even more dumbfounded was the countless green figures rushing out along with these fallen leaves, perhaps the sight of thousands of tinkling twittering rushing over at the same time really made people dumbfounded. , I didn't have time to react in the next second, and I was knocked down firmly to the ground by the oncoming impact, and then buried in the fallen leaves in the forest into a bitter grave.
I finally know where the "goddesses" have been hiding all this time, and it turns out to be these simple [answers]: They are hiding on the ground under the thick layer of fallen leaves. The hiding skills these simple-minded little ones can think of are probably only Limited to this, according to the performance of the highest goddess of life, in fact, I should have guessed that the average IQ of the goddess of life is not much higher than that of Dingdang.
It's just that they are gods after all, and they hide under things with a high affinity for life like leaves. When they want to hide themselves, most people really don't feel the existence of these little things until they are knocked over head-on. Only then did I think: Oh, it turns out that these beans have all gotten into the fallen leaves.
It exploded.
"Hiss, the strength of these little things is really out of proportion to their volume."
I was hit by an unknown number of three-inch dings, which made me feel like I was hit by hailstones. I can only say that I really deserve to be a god. Once compared with the size, it is still very impressive. I lay on the ground rubbing the forehead that was hit the hardest by which elf, and scratched off the leaves on my face. The little girl of the goddess leader smiled.
And on me, groups of three-inch men are holding hands and jumping around, as if they have found a new place to play. Every little guy is full of joy of victory.
It turned out that the Supreme Life Goddess in front of me was a prank just now? Did she arrange this sneak attack with something like a spiritual connection
"Hee hee, it's just to say hello." The goddess, who should be called one of the four leaders of the God Realm, let out a giggling laugh that absolutely didn't match her identity, "We always have a little prank when we entertain new friends! "
"Okay, okay, I'm not angry anyway." I shrugged helplessly because of the naughtiness of these "gods", and suddenly felt a little panic under my body, so I stretched out my hand, and guess what
That's right, I took it out to scare her) The short-haired little Douding, who is full of mosquito coils, looks at her dazed appearance and wrinkled wings, this unlucky girl must have been dizzy and flew to the wrong position just now, and let me be crushed under her body!
But this stupid little goddess was just the beginning, and soon I felt that there were more tactile sensations under my body. The bean dings suddenly let out an exclamation, and flew away like a flock of frightened dragonflies, while I turned my head and looked at the dozen or so "wild jingles" who were dazed on the ground and a few more. The little ones are struggling to get out from under my thighs, and some have already come out, turning around and pulling out their wings hey hey hey, as soon as I lift my legs, there are two or three "wild jingle bells" making tiny noises. A small exclamation sound flew out.
The little things that were almost crushed flew crookedly to the top of the big tree stump in the open space, flattening their wings distressedly, while the other little friends who were fine chirped over to help or not help Jiajia began to fly up and down Command medical work, Ding Dong means "m
Ji" stuck to my face: "Wow! Ah Jun is amazing! "
Can I ask where you are from? Your sisters will definitely cry when they hear it!
"So what, sorry, are they not hurt?"
I leaned over anxiously, looking at the wild jingles gathered in piles on the big tree stump, but what was surprising was that despite such a serious failure, every little bean was smiling. , even Xiao Douding, whose wings were pressed into origami, began to smile after a short period of depression, as if the so-called distressed feelings never lasted for two seconds on them. After discovering that someone was looking at them, many Xiaodoudings raised their heads and smiled and waved to me, looking happy to play.
"It's okay, it's okay." Jiajia stood in the middle of the tree stumps like a general. "This is a necessary setback for victory, and it's quite fun! The goddess of life won't be hurt so easily, big mortal."
I looked at these heartless little things speechlessly. At this time, many "big dragonflies" emitting green light spots landed on my shoulders curiously. I scratched my hair and found that I hadn't been beaten, so I immediately became more courageous, and my friends flocked to me, and started to slide along my arm, falling halfway down every time, but this game still Keep them entertained. There were also some small things that found my pockets, and some brave ones even got in. They undoubtedly found lollipops from inside, so they cheered and carried the candy sticks to share with the sisters. Ding Dong is sitting on top of my head, there is her exclusive place, and the little one will never give up her seat. Seeing that the special lollipop that should belong to him was carried away by his sisters, this sugar addicted little guy was actually happy. Obviously, in the camp of the goddess of life, this spirit of sharing is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
In less than a minute, I have become this group of little display racks. They take off and land on others unconsciously, roll on slides, rummaging around for candy and calling for friends. This reminds me of going to The experience of feeding pigeons in the park and being covered by those stupid birds, but obviously, these goddesses of life are more noisy than pigeons, especially when they find out that most of my pockets can take out candy.
I stood there dumbfounded, embarrassed by the unceremonious plunder of countless wild Ding Dong, and dared not act rashly for fear of hurting these slender elves. Ding Dong sat on her throne directing Fang Dao, as if The general who escorted the captives.
"Then what, you..."
After enduring this for a few minutes, my pockets were rummaged by the wild Dingdongs who behaved like small animals.” Seeing these happy little Douding still crawling around on me, I finally couldn’t bear it. He kept his mouth shut, but the sudden sound immediately aroused ear-tickling exclamations, and the "goddesses" gathered on his shoulders rushed away.
"Okay" is much more comfortable now. "Although there are still a lot of bold peas hanging on my body, at least my upper body was freed. I carefully blasted away most of the "hanging objects" and sat down on a tree stump beside it. The few people who had gathered on the tree stump A wild jingle was discussing something fiercely around a lollipop, and when he saw Taishan pressing the top, he immediately ran to the side with the candy.
The imageless leader of the goddess has been watching Ran Ju with a mischievous smirk for a few minutes, and now it hovers in front of my eyes, smiling and apologizing: "Haha, I'm sorry, when Ding Dong came back last time I brought There are a lot of strange candies, although there are usually honey offered from other mortal worlds, but we still really like "the most delicious candy in the world, eh.
"
The offered honey
I sighed softly, it seems that not only my side, but all believers who believe in the goddess of life (true) must abide by such a painful dogma.
"It turns out that the real traitor is you, the little thing." I reached out and took off the jingle on her head, and grabbed her wings and swayed back and forth in the air. The latter did not betray her consciousness of serving the Lord at all."
It's just that the arms are drooping to make a "hanging corpse" appearance.
The open space around, nearby tree stumps, branches not far away, in mid-air, and even on his own legs, are full of energetic wild jingle bells everywhere. The love seems to be amazingly consistent. Of course, the amount of candy found from me cannot satisfy thousands of little Doudings, so these little sisters who love each other consciously share the spoils, and you can often see a lollipop being recorded. Then I floated in the air" and then a circle of wild jingles around them had a heated discussion, and finally decided on the order of tasting, how can I say this,""
Is this group in front of you really one of the four gods
Feeling totally dumbfounded.
The relationship between Ding Dong and Jia Jia is very close, even to the point where the former invited the latter to sit on my head. As a symbol of their friendship, I can only express silence about this.
The whispering voices of the two little ones came into my ears vaguely, but unfortunately they were all protoss languages that I could not understand. "Should it be a girl's private topic? Anyway, I remembered what I had heard, saying... Ding Dang It is a new generation of gods that grow directly from the vine of the highest life goddess.
It is the intimate playmate of the Supreme Goddess of Life. Now it seems that this is 100% true.
"Then what?" Can any of you explain what is going on now? "
I moved, but the little Douding beside me who was playing with the rope ladder on my lap twittered away. I was completely confused by this messy situation and could only hope for the two little guys on my head. Explain it to yourself.
Because I tried it just now, and these goddesses of life running around were all startled. If the "big mortals" get a little troubled, they will run away cleverly. If you want to say that this is timid, they dare Get into the pockets of strangers to find something to eat, and even dare to slide and swing on me. If you call it bold, I can't find a Douding who can talk to me at all.
"Today is the day of the party!"
Ding Dong lay on my head, and his little feet kicked lightly, "Sisters like to get together to play at night, and the goddess sister will also participate. This is the goddess of life's own celebration. We rarely invite other people! "
"So everyone is a little curious about you," Jiajia continued, "Dingdang mentioned you, and Xingchen also mentioned you, many people mentioned you, and now I finally saw the real person, everyone is very excited .”
"But your enthusiasm is really terrifying."
I sighed sincerely, and it turned out that I had almost become a playground for goddesses: Are these little guys so hospitable
"That's because you are a good person," Gaga affirmed loudly, "We rarely get close to strangers, but Ding Dong said you are a very approachable guy, and God's judgment tells us one thing, you are a good person, a good person is safe!"
Oh, it's a fool, just say it once, "You still hit the knife and whip the corpse three times in a row
At this moment, I deeply doubt whether this innocent-looking and lovely Supreme Life Goddess is a very tricky guy in her bones. This can be seen from the fact that she planned a group of big dragonflies to attack the guests just now.
Jia Jia and Ding Dong messily introduced me to the gathering of these little goddesses, and I understood it as a banquet where a group of happy elves were idle and had nothing to do." Obviously, there will be no gatherings held by the goddesses of life. What theme, they just get together to play when they are happy, and the goddess of life is very happy most of the time, so this kind of party will be held every three to five times, and Jia Jia, who is the leader of Shenlai, is the host of each party , and the "forest layer one" of this plain is where they hold their activities.
Coincidentally, today is the day when the elves hold a party to "celebrate that the goddess of life has planted blue ice grapes that are more delicious than last time", and the brief conflict between someone and a group of cheating and hot little animals before It is the direct reason for attracting our Lady Goddess.
I didn’t expect to meet such an interesting mountain when I just went out for a stroll at night. I feel that today is not in vain. The wonderful daily habits of the goddess of life are eye-opening. Suddenly I feel that the mysterious race of the Protoss is more humane. A lot ~ Although they basically have no sense of mystery left in their minds.
"There are no requirements for the party, you can come and go as you want, as long as you are the goddess of life, and there is a lot of honey to eat at the venue!" Ding Dang introduced bouncingly in my hand,
I looked around, and indeed "This kind of random gathering really looks like a pure honey dinner, there is no celebration program for the black and white three-inchers, and no one organizes it For a moment, basically they each find their own good friends to get together to chat, or play some small games that I can't understand, and the only thing that is exactly the same" is that they all have candy scum on their mouths.
A little girl with her hair tied into two small ponytails, with a timid expression, leaned over at this time, and gently tugged at the hem of my clothes, so lightly that I didn't even feel it, if I didn't just see her move "I'm afraid I'll really ignore her.
"That" friend of Ding Dang, do you still have sugar? "The unknown wild Sancun Ding opened it softly, and then held up a round golden ball, "This is Lulucun's candy, I'll exchange it with you!" ""Wow" you are not afraid of tooth decay" I am happy, looking around is also a circle of expectant eyes (need to observe carefully)" I simply took out part of the stock that was originally for Pandora from the portable space, a lot of Shadow City is particularly exquisite and even The candies made by myself were piled on the stumps." The little one who called himself Lulu immediately put away his candy balls, and rushed to the pile of candies: "Wow, it's a jerk!" The little one bumped into a huge arm .
"Hey, let me say, where is the candy that was agreed to be exchanged?"
"Don't change it, don't change it!" Xiao Budian immediately regretted, "So you have so many, it's not worth it!"
I was deeply shocked that Goddess Douding would have the courage to repent face to face without hesitation. I thought they were all idiots at the Ding Dang level. I never thought that there were such characters in it!
A large push of candy was looted in a short while. This kind of cheap mortal food is naturally not qualified to be called Zhenzhu in the God Realm. I am also completely sure that there are more delicious things here, but the goddesses of life They are a group of guys who like novelty, and what they praise about Jingdong's lollipop is probably more curiosity than appetite.
Just as I was smiling and watching this group of three-inch dings continue to play, a pink bubble suddenly floated in front of my eyes. What made people dumbfounded was that there was a panicked little guy dancing in it, okay? , It seems that a bubble gum was accidentally mixed in just now, but who can tell me how weird it is to eat bubble gum to trap yourself in the bubble? And bubble gum is not a hydrogen balloon, how did it fly? !
This unscientific!
The three-inch ding trapped in the bubble gum was just the beginning, and soon I found that there were all kinds of ironic farce around me: a little goddess may have shared the bubble gum that was accidentally mixed in, and now The whole face is covered, and they are bumping around like headless flies. There are two vigorous Douding waving half-eaten lollipops and fighting. A stupid goddess on the opposite tree stump seems to be very confused by the lollipop wrappers and is trying to eat them. I wish you have a good appetite like Sandora. The poor little girl who was the first to take out after being crushed by me just now grabbed a piece of soft candy with excellent elasticity, and now she is trying to adjust the angle of her lower mouth to avoid the embarrassment that every time she hits her head on the candy, it will be bounced up , the happiest thing is a pair of three-inch goddesses who look exactly like twins. They share a piece of Sylvia's special brown candy with super toughness. We all know that stuff is very dry, and Sylvia's Specialties…
Anyway, now the two little sisters have turned into one-piece slimes and are struggling. I am very curious about how they eat candy to become like this. But strictly speaking, a guy who can experience so many things even when he eats candy, how wonderful is the Goddess of Life.
It is enough to have a jingle in the house, and now thousands of jingle-like creatures gathered together is even more spectacular, but it is a pity that Qianqian and the others did not come out this time, and the party is coming to an end (their casual The party that came from sex only lasted for a short while, and the candy was finished, and it disbanded after the chat), and now it is not appropriate to go back and drag the family to lead people to make trouble, or I have to let the family members come over You can't open your eyes.
At this time, Jiajia happened to fly by, and I suddenly remembered something, so I asked: "Jiajia, you mentioned the star minister several times just now, who is that?"
I'm a little curious, has my name in the God Realm already been passed on? How did that Xing Chen know my name
Jiajia looked at this side with surprised eyes, rather fussing: "Eh
Don't you know wow? Xingchen is the father god, Xingchen is Jiajia's best friend! "