After returning to the palace that Agnar arranged for us, the laughter and laughter of several girls did not stop.
"Ajun, do you think that Tosca will die of shame and anger tonight?"
As the first genius-level mischievous girl who made Tosca streaking in an instant, Qianqian's creativity was highly praised by several girls. Obviously, Qianqian herself is also very proud.
"I hope he can be stronger," my sister said in her usual gentle tone, "At least he must persist until tomorrow's duel will bring us more fun, right?"
"You guys had a great time..."
Lin Xue, whose ability is completely unsuitable for pranks, said depressingly—I should praise God. Fortunately, this girl's ability is prophecy and perception, otherwise there would be so many unfortunate victims in this world!
At this time, I suddenly heard a whizzing sound of piercing through the air in front of me, and a small white figure rushed towards me like a bolt of lightning!
Qianqian and the others had seen such a scene several times, and they were no strangers to it. Instead, they looked at each other tacitly, and each took two steps back indifferently.
"boom-"
After a loud noise, I was knocked back a few steps by the violent impact, and I was in a precarious situation. Fortunately, after I adjusted the center of gravity of my body with super high efficiency with all my muscles, I finally avoided it at the critical moment. I finally recovered from the suffocation caused by the impact on my chest, and I lowered my head slightly, just in time to see an extremely cute little girl in a white dress jumping on my chest. In front of my chest, a pair of slender hands as white as jade hugged my neck tightly. While squinting her eyes slightly, Little Bubbles rubbed her little face against my chest while making a cute and indistinct cry Voice.
This is the latest super weapon of the Xiling Empire. It is a new generation of biochemical human cannonballs that can make the opponent willing to be attacked. It has infinite lethality against all nerds, rotten girls, monsters, and so on. The ultimate human cannon Simplified Chinese limited edition!
By the way, the last version description was decided by me just a few seconds ago.
I kept the posture of being knocked back by Little Bubble, while gently stroking the opponent's little head with my hand, although at the beginning I would always be knocked out by this little guy and even swept across the ground several times Mi, but now, after several times of familiarization and continuous training, I have trained myself to stand upright against Little Bubble's human cannon...
"ah-"
A shrill cry came from far and near from the front, I raised my head, and saw a small green figure piercing the sky and attacking my face.
Appeared! It turned out to be the advanced evolution form of Little Bubbles' human cannon—Ding Dong's two-stage combo!
With a slap, the little creature named Ding Dong lay firmly on my face, and it also added the last straw to the unlucky man who was just hit by a loli bomb and lost his center of gravity.
With a bang, a certain emperor fell on his back.
"Hey, hey! Little thing, you belong to a dog! Don't bite! Don't bite! Can't I be wrong? Can't I take you out next time?"
Suddenly, Little Bubble, who fell to the ground with me, recovered from the coquettish mode, but she was obviously not frightened by the sudden loss of balance just now, but raised her head curiously to watch Ding Dong play mischievously on my face. He bit and poked, then suddenly let out a cheer, and opened his mouth, revealing a pair of sharp little canine teeth.
"stop-"
Looking at Little Pao Pao's eager expression, I shouted in a cold sweat.
Xiling Apostle has strong physical fitness, in all aspects, Sandora can chew and swallow stainless steel knives and forks as if nothing happened. Although Little Bubble is underage, he definitely has the ability to give me a fatal blow.
I picked up Ding Dong and put it aside, then stood up with great difficulty holding the little bubble that still refused to leave, and the joints all over my body immediately made a crackling sound.
What a thrilling welcome ceremony.
"The relationship between Miss Ding Dong and the monarch is really good," Alaya came to our side at some point, looked at Ding Dong who was laughing and playing above my head with envious eyes, and then looked at me with the same envious eyes The coquettish little bubble, "and little bubble..."
… have you forgotten who is the person who grooms you every day
"Okay, okay," I clapped my hands to calm everyone down, and at the same time gave Lin Xue, who was gloating at me, the whole time, "I brought a gift back!"
The word "gift" immediately attracted the attention of everyone present. The girls who stayed at home were curious about what gift I brought back, while Qianqian, who chose the gift with me, wanted to see the gift they chose. Will it be welcome.
"First of all, it's our little goddess—if you make trouble again, you will be gone!"
I decided to appease the most restless little thing first, and after Ding Dong calmed down and hovered in front of me and stared at me expectantly for a long time, I took out the gift I prepared for her with a sense of accomplishment—— Only lollipops.
Originally, I thought that such an inconspicuous gift would disappoint Dingdang, but to my surprise, the little thing immediately cheered and pounced on him.
She is such an easy-to-satisfy little guy, it feels like giving her anything can make this little one happy for a long time—or maybe she doesn't care about what she receives at all, and what she cares about is just "gifts"
I feel like I've entered a delicate state of discussing Protoss values...
"Little guy, there are more."
I rubbed Ding Dong's little head with my fingers, then waved my hand casually, and immediately a "mountain" exuding a rich and sweet smell appeared in the open space in the yard out of thin air!
The gift for Jingle is definitely not the most expensive, but it is definitely the one that bothers us the most.
Because it took us nearly half a day to buy almost all kinds of candies and desserts in Layton City!
According to Ding Dong's volume, these candies are enough for her to eat for decades.
I never thought before that there would be so many kinds of desserts in the world, let alone that there are actually so many pastime foods in the different world where people’s life is monotonous in the impression that material life is scarce. Grabbing in style, we have prepared a mountain of desserts for Ding Dong! Just writing out the list of these desserts can make me memorize them for three days and three nights!
… who just questioned my memory? !
The little thing was obviously taken aback by the snacks in front of her that were enough for her to eat for decades, she hovered in the air coldly, her small mouth opened to the maximum, and then suddenly let out an extremely excited cry, I only saw a green light flashing in front of me, and then I lost Dingdang's figure, and then Dingdang cheered happily from the candy mountain behind me: "Long live! Long live! Long live Ah Jun! Long live candy!"
... What a wonderful ability to make sentences.
"Little Bubble, this is yours."
I smiled and pressed the little bubble that stared at me for a long time with loli exclusive star eyes, and then took out a little angel sculpture made of transparent crystal.
Maybe it’s because he was born in a nest made of crystals. Little Bubbles likes to collect all kinds of shiny things, especially items made of crystals, which make Little Bubbles very happy. I He even had some doubts whether there was a dragon's soul hidden deep in this little guy's heart.
Sure enough, seeing the shiny crystal sculpture I took out, Little Bubble immediately let go of the arm that was holding my thigh tightly. She ran back quickly in her eyes, pulled my arm and made me bend down. Before I could react, the little girl gently printed a sweet kiss on my face...
Sure enough, she is still a lolita!
At this moment, I burst into tears in the sight of complex meanings around me.
"Alaya, come here."
I beckoned my sister Angel, who was quietly standing by, to approach, and then took out the third gift.
a brush...
An oval brush made of precious crystal and magic shark cartilage, the whole body is white and crystal clear. After analyzing the luxury of this brush, and taking a look at its size and shape, most people will never think of what this brush can be used for.
This brush, which cost countless gold coins and was completed within an hour by four skilled jewelers with cramped fingers, was perfect for combing the fluff on the inside of Alaya's wings.
Although Alaya's wings are formed of half-energy, they have a physical sense of touch. A brush that can massage and clean can definitely make Alaya happy for a long time.
… But why do I always think this gift is full of all kinds of complaints
Although it was a very weird gift for ordinary people, Alaya seemed to like it very much. Seeing her happily put away the brush, I walked towards the last goal.
From the very beginning, Pandora has been standing quietly not far from us. Her character really can't make a move like Little Bubbles and Ding Dong, but I can still learn from her that there is almost no change. A trace of joy and anticipation for the gift can be read from the expression on the face.
Sooner or later, I will be trained by this girl to have better insights than the top spy.
"This is for my baby sister."
I bent down, touched Pandora's little head with a smile, and then took out a small blue hairpin. When the other party heard the word "baby sister", an imperceptible rosyness quickly appeared on the face, and when they saw me When she held the blue hairpin in her hand, there was a trace of confusion in her eyes.
"Although I know that you will be happier if I buy you a set of books on war theory, but I still think that kind of gift is too weird..."
As soon as the image of Pandora holding a thick book on war theory studying until late at night emerged, I threw it out of my mind without hesitation.
Sure enough, it is better to train Pandora to be a normal girl as much as possible.
After staring blankly for a while, Pandora suddenly showed an unprecedented sweet smile, took the hairpin from my hand, and said happily: "My brother gave it to me, I like it..." Then she tiptoed lightly, I also imitated Little Bubble's appearance, imprinting a kiss on my face, and at the same time, I also vaguely heard whispers to myself such as "I can't lose to that little girl"...
Although I have already said it, I still want to reiterate it: Sure enough, it is better to be a loli!