If you tell Alsace that you are living in a meat/urinal now, I am afraid that Arthas, who is so embarrassed, will rectify him on the spot.
Let's find a good opportunity in the future... The generation gap is terrible...
Then transporting Alsace back to the hotel is a problem.
Qin Ye has not yet reached the limit of holding an inflatable doll for a taxi. What if Xiao A was sitting uncomfortable and moved so much that the driver just saw it, he gently patted the other side and said softly, "You're not good"? Or just knock the driver unconscious
Either option is particularly bad!
So he took a box and put Arthas in it without any explanation. The other party was quite dissatisfied, and kept saying, "What's wrong with holding Ben Gong? This is a blessing from your previous life!" "Are you questioning Ben Gong's eyes for choosing a body?" "This beautiful body is more than enough for you. !"
God is annoying!
Yes... It's more than enough to match anyone, it's almost as good as anyone!
When he carried Arthas into the room, he saw the person he didn't want to see the most.
Wang Chenghao has fascinated trust in him, and is sitting on the bed playing with the computer, next to a lot of KFCs that have finished eating.
"What is this? Do you want to help?" Seeing Qin Ye carrying the box in, Wang Chenghao immediately jumped up and said.
"No." Qin Ye calmly pushed the other person's hand away: "Have you reviewed the things I asked you to review? You should go to the exam when Xiu University starts... No, can you not let me worry about everything? Dad feels very tired!"
"Oh..." Wang Chenghao, a tall man, scratched his hair and glanced at the box with some doubts: "Then I'm leaving?"
"Get out now!"
As soon as the door was closed, he turned his head and saw that the box was opened, and there was nothing inside. Qin Ye was so frightened that he was so frightened, if this Nima let the hotel see a walking meat/toilet, would it be okay
Taking a closer look, Alsace was sitting at the door of the windowsill for some time, looking out the window melancholy.
"Speaking of which, Ben Gong hasn't been in the world for hundreds of years, and I haven't seen it with my own eyes. It feels like a physical body... What are you doing!!"
Before she could finish speaking, a blanket had already been placed over her head, throwing the furious opponent under the bed.
"The surnamed Qin... Ben Gong thinks that you are courting death! Don't think that Ben Gong dare not kill you!!" Arthas gritted his teeth.
"Grandma, auntie!" Qin Ye only felt that he had brought back a huge trouble, and bowed in cold sweat, "Do you know how terrifying your appearance is now? If you don't want the special investigation department to come to you, beg Can you be quiet, okay?"
Arthas was silent for a few seconds: "Isn't Bao'an City already practiced? You can say that Ben Gong is your puppet. In fact, you are proficient in the line of puppet masters?"
What a puppet of God!
Silicone doll for your puppet? !
You don't want to be embarrassed, the official wants to be embarrassed! This officer is now a mentor! Instructor, do you understand meow? !
A few years later, on the Honor Roll of the First Cultivation University, a tutor pointed to the photos of the first class of faculty members and calmly explained to the students: "This is Mr. Qin, the famous first class tutor, who is tall and looks like Like this, make good use of a silicone doll…”
The sense of shame is beyond the sky, okay
In view of the safety of Xiao's life, he didn't dare to explain. In a hurry, Qin Ye held down Arthas who was crawling out: "That's it... You've been out of touch with the mainstream society for too long, this official thinks that what you need most now is understand the times."
I just have to applaud my wit!
"So?" Alsace was puzzled: "Shouldn't you take this palace out to see the modern age?"
I'll take your horse!
"...Actually, there are more comfortable ways to understand now, like...like...like...that's right!"
"I'll get some things. You're right here, don't move."
"… "
Qin Ye ran out in a hurry. When he came back, he took Wang Chenghao's apple handbag and threw it in front of Alsace. , Penguin Chat Software."
Interested when Alsaceton came.
"And this, Surprise Video Network, I'll register you as a member right away..." "This, the webpage, you can search for everything you want..."
Hand over most things to Alsace and talk for two or three hours at a time. When he wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist, he realized that Alsace, who had been addicted to Internet surfing hundreds of years ago, didn't even bother to raise his head to look at him, and a mysterious and unpredictable smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Hehehe... You old aunt born in the 1990s dare to fight with this official
I'll give you Alipay and WeChat later, I really don't believe you can walk out of this door!
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between you and me, but the otaku/woman and the door.
No... Wait, this old monster has strong receptive ability, abnormal understanding ability, and rigorous logic, these are not enough to make her completely addicted...
After being silent for a while, the smile on Qin Ye's face was like a spring breeze: "Little ah, what I just said was the most basic. Next, I will explain the advanced chapter to you."
Alsace, who was surfing for the first time, finally raised his obsessed eyes. Qin Ye glanced at the screen, his eyelids twitching.
Chanel Tmall Brand Store…
Should I say... woman's nature...
"Come on, take a look at this..." He clicked two links with an unpredictable mood: "This thing is called a game, this is the current hottest LoL, this is called eating chicken, and the Blizzard game platform, I give them all You're off, even if you're just playing... Call me... No, call me Wang Chenghao, he'll buy it for you."
Arthas gave him a sidelong glance: "Why are you so diligent today?"
"No... Hahaha, when will I not be courteous in front of you?"
When Arthas finally started playing the Internet seriously, Qin Ye finally rubbed his waist and straightened up.
finally calmed down...
However, he never thought that this was just the beginning of a nightmare.
that night.
"Grass the grass! Why is his Lux different from mine? The damage seems to be much higher?"
The crackling sound of the keyboard made Qin Ye's temples jump.
Forget that this idiot doesn't need to sleep... What a major mistake!
"Huh? Dare to spit on the old lady... Get up! Tell Ben Gong how to type!" "Why can't this hero of mine kill people?" "They say Ben Gong is Mengxin? What is Mengxin? I made something wrong?"
At two o'clock, Qin Ye covered his ears and struggled like a maggot in the bed.
At three o'clock, Qin Ye stared blankly at the ceiling, unable to love.
At four o'clock, he picked up the quilt and walked to Wang Chenghao's room, where Arthas pulled him back. "What do the runes mean?"
At five o'clock, he had two dark circles under his eyes, and looked at the shaking screen with a dying look.
six o'clock.
"Spicy chicken game." Arthas breathed a sigh of relief, a little bit of the silicone hand, and turned off the computer proudly, and glanced at Qin Ye like a ghost: "Why don't you sleep?"
Qin Ye: "..."
He rubbed his brows in despair, and understood what it meant to be self-inflicted and not alive tonight.
"Go to sleep, Ben Gong is going to follow the drama... In other words, after you and I have known each other for so long, you finally did a good thing."
next moment…
"The cool night is thinking of you as a river, and it turns into spring mud to protect me... The shallow years are full of my lover's sleeves, and the pieces are fragrant, flowing into the water..."
Ahh! ! ! !
Qin Ye banged his head against the pillow with all his might. You're a judge and a group of college students all night long, and now you're still watching Three Lives and Three Lives, can you believe it? ! can you believe it? !
Time passed quickly, and Qin Ye didn't dare to move into Wang Chenghao's room. God knows what's going to go wrong in leaving this female ghost who has been in this room for hundreds of years. The next night, when he handed Alsace Supreme equipment headphones and put on earplugs and blindfolds, he finally felt better.
On the third morning, when Qin Ye had just opened his red eyes after sleeping for three hours and felt that the ceiling was turning, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Which one?" he asked feebly.
"Mr. Qin." A calm male voice came in from outside the door: "I'm the driver of the First Repair University who is responsible for picking up the tutors. Do you remember the one who drove for you some time ago?"
Qin Ye yawned, reached into his big pants to scratch the itch, and was rubbing facial cleanser on his face: "Is something wrong?"
There was silence for three seconds outside the door.
"Mr. Qin... Have you forgotten... Today is the day for the competition of all the tutors of Xiu University. After the competition, we will go to the main school of Daishan Hui University to study."
Qin Ye paused while wiping the facial cleanser.
Ten seconds later, he appeared at the door refreshed: "Wait for a long time, go?"
Soon the two got into the car and went straight to the First Repair University.
As for Alsace
Hehehe... Now I am afraid that only Professor Yang can wake up this lost girl.
The car quickly drove to the first repair school. Qin Ye's expression became serious.
The first cultivator at the moment already has some momentum. There were soldiers patrolling everywhere, and a sense of chill came over him.
The car went straight into the big playground, no banners, no slogans. The cultivators were eclectic, with the exception of a 50-meter-wide arena in the center.
It's a stone ring and it's quaint. There are more than 100 people around, all stretching their bodies and doing warm-up exercises. The aura that belonged to the soul class spread across the entire campus. Qin Ye also felt a gaze above the soul, watching here at any time.
50% of the elites at the national level of arresting souls are concentrated here!
Fighting intent burst out with the early morning air, and the conversations were in groups of three or five. Even if you took a deep breath, you could feel the heat.
The drowsiness slowly dissipated, Qin Ye looked at everyone calmly, stepped aside, and began to move his muscles and bones.
This test is very important.
No. 1 Xiu University did not say it clearly, but mentioned it, that is the ranking.
What does ranking matter
Resources and permissions!
And this is what he most wants to get when he joins the First Cultivation University!
He stayed in the listening space for a long time, and now the big competition starts, which proves that he was in a coma for several days after being rushed up. So…
His eyes flashed: "The new underworld... should have been expanded!"
"After this competition is over, I will exchange all the merit points, the underworld... It's time for the Yin spirits to remember it again!"