[1]
The supporting role of the straight man is miserable, one friend is a flirtatious slut, and the other is a cool, domineering man. Because they were still in high school at that time, after the two of them successfully had a relationship, they often used the straight male supporting role as a shield to take them out on dates in order to avoid the incident.
At that time, the straight man didn't know that the two brothers were having an affair, but he just felt that some things were strange, for example, in a movie where no one chose seats, they chose Auntie Jiang's seat.
Illustration: In an empty movie theater, the three selected seats are two closely connected seats in the last row and a lonely seat in the middle.
[2]
Then the three of us live in the dormitory together. On the weekends, the flirtatious bitch doesn't want to get up for some reason, and he doesn't bother to eat. The cool and domineering man persuaded him that it would be bad for his health, so he couldn't do this, and he actively said that he would go to the cafeteria, and he could help bring whatever he wanted.
The straight male supporting role thought, wow, there is a roommate who offered to go to the cafeteria, so I asked him to help bring it [Shame] So I asked for fried rice from the cafeteria window.
In the end, the flirtatious bitch said coldly that he didn't need the help of the cool and domineering man, he would order the Korean food delivery near the school by himself. The domineering man changed his mind as soon as he heard it, and said how can this work, you can't come in less than 40 minutes during the rush hour, so I will go out by bike and buy it for you.
The straight male supporting role eagerly watched him complete a series of actions such as putting on the coat and taking the wallet and keys within three seconds, and then launched himself.
"My... fried... rice..." The straight male supporting actor's weak cry was blown away in the wind, and three seconds later he got up and went to the cafeteria.
[3]
The straight guy went back to the dormitory one day and saw the coquettish guy and the domineering guy huddled together to read a book. At that time, the straight man didn't really understand, so he asked them what they were doing sitting so close together, the domineering man paused, and pointed to the small electric fan on the coquettish man's table, "My fan is broken, so I just squeezed together to blow his. "
"Hey, let me tell you, it's not uncomfortable for you to squeeze together," the straight man smiled immediately, and enthusiastically took out the big electric fan that his parents bought for him from the cabinet, and said heartily, "Let's use it together! Don't squeeze to make do with it." !"
The domineering man's mouth twitched.
Straight men don't understand why the fan that his parents bought so easy to use breaks down so quickly in the dormitory. The roommates can only squeeze together again, he really wants to help them, hey...
[4]
The coquettish man was angry about getting up, but seeing that he was about to be late, he was still sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze, looking a little angry. The domineering man had a rare good temper, so he took the coat and put it on him.
The straight man looked confused, "Why, what's the matter, why are you still dressing him?"
The air was suddenly quiet.
The coquettish man didn't panic at all, instead he took a leisurely look at the domineering man. The domineering man paused for half a second, "I'm on duty today, and I'm willing to serve everyone."
Straight men are happy.
Throwing his coat into the domineering man's hand, "Come here, I'll give you a chance." Then the domineering man covered his head with the thrown coat.
[5]
The straight man went to the study room to occupy a seat, and took the one next to him, but the seat next to him was gone, and there was only one seat a little farther away, so the straight man had no choice but to occupy it like this.
Seeing that the coquettish man came first, he greeted him, "Sit here." The coquettish man looked at the three seats, bent his lips and smiled, and sat down next to the straight man as soon as he put his schoolbag away, still in a good mood Say thanks to him.
After the domineering man came, he found that he and the coquettish man couldn't sit together, and walked to another seat full of resentment.
After a while, the straight man received a message from the domineering man, "Brother, let's change seats, the air conditioner here is too big, and I'm suffering from rheumatism."
The straight man hurriedly changed seats, he thought to himself that he was really an incompetent friend, and he didn't even know that his friend had rheumatism at a young age.
[6]
The grades of the three of them are quite good, because they agreed to be admitted to the ideal university together. At that time, when the flirtatious man and the domineering man made an appointment, the straight man was by his side, even the face of a flirtatious man blushed a little, and there were tears in his eyes.
The domineering man covered the back of his hand and nodded seriously, as if promising something very important.
The two brothers were so sensational, the straight man was also moved, and immediately put his hands on their hands, "Yeah! We must go to x school together!"
The coquettish man and the domineering man turned their heads at the same time, and stared at him for three seconds with awkward yet polite smiles.
(*′_ゝ｀)(*′_ゝ｀)
[7]
Straight men often skip their self-study with domineering men to play basketball. For boys, it is inevitable that they will sweat a lot after playing. Straight guys don't mind that kind of thing at all.
Just in time for the school's normal closing time after playing, the straight man wiped his sweat with the hem of his clothes while touching his phone, preparing to call the coquettish man out for dinner.
In the end, he was held down by the domineering man.
"What, what's the matter?"
The domineering man frowned, "You smell like sweat, how can you see people?"
The straight man patted him, "Hey, we are all brothers, we don't care about such things, you are not afraid of going to see your girlfriend..."
Before he finished speaking, the domineering man had already run away.
Twenty minutes later, the straight man who ordered food in advance waited for the domineering man who had showered and changed into clean clothes, and the flirtatious man who rushed over after class. He looked at the two of them, and then sniffed at himself, as if he should take a bath earlier... Damn, compared to his brother, he really lived a rough life.
[8]
There are only three people in the high school dormitory.
This thing is like this, the domineering man and the coquettish man have known each other since they were young, and the domineering man wanted to take him to live alone, but at that time his wolfish ambitions had not been explained to the coquettish man, but his father saw it A little clue.
In order to confuse the enemy every step of the way, the domineering man pondered for a while, called the name of the straight man on the roster, and said to his father, "Here, the one with the best grades in our class, and he looks good, let him live with us. I think the dormitory is already crowded with three people, so it’s not a waste to only have one empty space, what do you think, Dad?”
The domineering man's father is very powerful. Hearing what his son said, he felt that he wanted to study hard, so he agreed. I got a dormitory for three people to live in. But his father didn't forget to arrange his son and the coquettish man in the two farthest beds in the dormitory.
The domineering man agreed without saying a word.
His father's doubts were dispelled a little.
On the night of check-in, the straight man saw the domineering man crawling on the coquettish man's bed, "Why, why are you two sleeping together, aren't you crowded?"
Domineering man: "My dad forgot to bring me a quilt, so I'll spend the night with him." This reason was so good that even the coquettish man who was still ignorant at the time believed it.
The straight man laughed, "You said it earlier, my mother brought me an extra bed, and it's for you!"
So the coquettish man kicked the domineering man down.
The straight guy was very happy, he helped his roommate on the first day he moved into the dormitory, hoo ha sen.
[9]
In the second grade of high school, there was military training, and a group of people stood outside and were almost burnt by the sun.
The flirtatious man was a bit unsteady after being exposed to the sun, and he was lined up according to his height. The domineering man was obliquely behind him, keeping an eye on him, and when he found something was wrong, he hurriedly reported, saying that he would take his classmates to rest.
The instructor got angry, "I haven't said anything yet, what's the matter with you?"
The straight man standing next to the coquettish man hurried to help, "Report to the instructor, I just heard him say that he is not feeling well, and he can't even stand still."
The instructor looked at the two of them, then nodded with a snort, "Okay, this little classmate takes the classmate down to rest, and the tall one is you, it's none of your business, go back and stand up!"
So the domineering man watched the straight man carry the coquettish man to rest.
The two sat under the awning drinking ice water and looked at the domineering man from afar.
Domineering Man: I hate it.
[10]
Although straight men seem to always be miserable in gay stories, but gays are really friendly to him.
One day, the straight boy fell ill and lay unconscious on the bed with a fever. The two roommates didn't even come out and said they wanted to take care of him.
The straight man struggled to open his eyes, and vaguely saw the two hugging each other. He asked hoarsely, "What are you two doing?"
Thinking of him waking up so quickly, the domineering boy and girl paused, "Seeing that you haven't woken up for a long time, we are hugging each other and crying."
Straight man: "Oh... blah blah, I made you worry." What a fucking touching friendship.
[11]
The domineering man seems to be preparing for something recently, downloading a lot of movies.
Straight men don't need to look closely to understand, are we all men? Therefore, when the bag-snatching bullying man, the straight man has no psychological burden, "There is something good to watch together!"
The domineering man glanced at his sunny and silly face, trembled slightly, and continued to press the play button.
For the first time, a straight man sees two men start to make a big harmony.
"Why, why, why does this girl have an Adam's apple?" The straight man turned pale with shock.
The domineering man showed a reserved smile, "This girl still has a big stick."
The straight man felt that God had opened a window for him to leak air, and the whizzing wind made him tremble a little.
[12]
The straight man quickly forgot the little scare he had received, and continued his life with his two good brothers in a lively and optimistic manner.
But for some reason, the coquettish man seems to have had some conflicts with the domineering man, and he doesn't like to see him these days, and he also resists being alone with him.
All three of them were doing their homework in the dormitory at night, and the straight man suddenly received a message from the little girl of the literary and art committee in the class asking him out.
The straight man's heart trembled, o(*////▽////*)q happily prepared to go out. The coquettish man stopped him, "Don't go."
Straight man: "What, what's the matter?"
The coquettish man hesitated to speak, and then thought for a while: "Seeing that the mid-term exam is about to come, is it appropriate for you to go out and date girls? What if your grades drop! Are you worthy of your parents and yourself!"
The straight man came to his senses and felt ashamed.
Fortunately, my good brother stopped me, otherwise my studies might really be delayed by puppy love. Fortunately, fortunately!
[13]
This year's Mid-Autumn Festival, in fact, Xiao Zhi boy's birthday is also at that time. Over the past few days, the domineering man was very restless, and kept asking him if he would go or if he would go home.
The little straight man said back, but the domineering man didn't count after hearing it once, and he always wanted to confirm this issue with him.
After asking too many times, the straight man couldn't help but think too much, so he asked the coquettish man, but they didn't reply. The coquettish man said that neither of them would return, and they would spend the holidays at school.
The straight man immediately understood that his roommates were going to celebrate his birthday at school, but it was hard for the domineering man to keep asking himself, that he didn't understand this painstaking effort.
On the eve of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the domineering man stared at the straight man, seeing him carrying a big package and thinking that he was about to run away, he felt relieved.
As a result, the straight man walked to the door and turned back immediately, with a huge smile on his face, "I'm not going back! I'll celebrate my birthday with you! Dangdang, it's not luggage! It's cake! I'm not happy, I'm not surprised!"
Coquettish Man: Happy.
Domineering Man: Unexpectedly...
[14]
The straight guy chatted excitedly with the domineering guy and the flirtatious guy while eating his birthday cake. He also opened the alcohol that was smuggled into the school. He kept on telling them that he still had to go home tomorrow. In the past, his family of three would celebrate his birthday every Mid-Autumn Festival. Although he now thinks it would be nice to spend time with his brothers, his parents would miss him.
He was already a little slurred, and he was talking in a babble. For some reason, seeing the coquettish man and the domineering man sitting together, he suddenly appeared at home with his parents and a family of three, and he was so nervous that he had a drink belch.
Then the straight man, who had almost zero alcohol, couldn't remember anything. When he woke up the next day, he subconsciously called out to his mother, and the coquettish man gave him a cold look.
Later, the straight man found out that after he drank too much, he regarded his roommates as his parents, and kept holding the coquettish man's hand and saying, "Mom, don't abandon your father. Although he has a midlife crisis and is still bald, he still loves you very much." The domineering man who was "bald" looked at his "cheap son" with a complicated expression, and said to the coquettish man, "Right, look, even this silly boy can tell that I love you."
[15]
The next day the straight man woke up early, packed up and went home to honor his true parents.
The domineering man feels that this opportunity is really good, and he tentatively mentioned it yesterday, and the coquettish man doesn't seem to have any intention of resisting it. Now, while the big light bulb is gone, it's time to go after the victory.
Just as the domineering man's paws touched his sweetheart's shoulder, his cell phone rang.
The straight man forgot to bring his ID card and was desperate at the station.
The domineering man really wanted to leave it alone, after holding it in for so long, he was only half a centimeter away from kissing his sweetheart.
The coquettish man secretly smiled inwardly, but he didn't show it. He pushed his face away with his fingers leisurely, "Go, daddy."
The domineering man suppressed his flushed face, took a taxi to the train station at the speed of rushing into the enemy camp to assassinate the leader, and gave his stupid son an ID card.
[16]
The domineering man came back after delivering his ID card, but he was not in a hurry. I think he has been with the coquettish man for many years, and the accumulation of quantity has reached the point where there is a qualitative change. Now that the little light bulb has been sent away, he plans to prepare more things that may be used at night. Although the coquettish man may refuse too close contact, but what if, what if? [喵喵], the dream still some.
The domineering man concentrated on checking which brand was easy to use, then collected a whole bag and brought it back.
He also thought of coaxing the coquettish man and buying him some sweets he likes. Standing in front of a certain internet celebrity dessert shop, the queue lasted for three hours.
It was late when he returned. Although it was a very tiring day, the bully man was still full of expectations.
He opened the door, and the coquettish man was sitting in front of the computer. The domineering man was even more agitated when he saw the small waist that was full of grip. He walked over in two or three steps, his Adam's apple moved, "I..."
Before he could finish a sentence, he heard a familiar voice greet him warmly.
The domineering man suddenly raised his head in shock, and saw the straight man's big face filling the entire screen... [erha]
"You... Didn't you go home? No, you..." The domineering man was almost incoherent, "Why are you still on the video?"
The straight man is very happy, "When I get home, my parents want to see my roommate who has been taking care of me, so I started the video. I asked them to say hello to you [very happy]"
The domineering man was already stunned. He watched two more kind smiling faces appear on the screen. He hid the bag he bought, and forced a smile at the screen, "...Hello, uncle and aunt."
[17]
The domineering man couldn't believe that the beautiful night and boyish body he was going to dedicate to the coquettish man turned into a very fascinating video meeting...
When the video was turned off, he felt that he was no longer in a restless mood, and he hadn't recovered from being immersed in the joyful atmosphere of the family.
The coquettish man looked at him quietly for a while, then suddenly laughed, "What did you buy?"
The domineering man instantly became nervous, his animal heart had already faded, he was a little timid facing his sweetheart at this moment, subconsciously covered it up, "No, it's nothing."
"real?"
"Really," said the domineering man, "I bought you a cake. The rest was purchased for our stupid son." After speaking, he stuffed the bag of evil products of a certain brand into the straight man's cabinet.
Coquettish man: "Oh..."
[18]
The Mid-Autumn Festival holiday was not long, and the domineering man felt a little anxious after being disturbed for a day. He lay on the bed and reflected for a while, feeling that it might be God's will that he couldn't do it many times... Also, how could he rush into the little chrysanthemum if he and the coquettish man hadn't passed the stage of piercing the window paper.
He decided to take a long-term plan and wait for the water to come to fruition before eating too late.
So on the second day of the holiday, she changed to the warm route and asked the coquettish man to go out to watch a movie. The coquettish man didn't speak, but looked at him for a long time, then nodded with a slight smile. The domineering man immediately received an order to buy tickets, but, emmmmm, the holiday movie tickets were already sold out.
The coquettish man seemed to have expected it a long time ago, "Actually, it doesn't have to be on schedule, it's the same in the dormitory." And he didn't need to be disturbed. Of course, the coquettish man would not say this by himself.
The domineering man immediately went to see what good movies are available online now, poked a couple of them, and found that the internet in the dormitory was desperately slow.
"Then you can only watch the movies that you downloaded earlier, do you have them in stock?" the coquettish man asked.
The domineering man's expression changed suspiciously, and he shook his head frantically.
The flirtatious man was troubled, "Oh, I don't seem to have any movies saved, let me ask..." He sent the message to the straight man before the domineering man stopped him.
The straight man quickly replied, "I have the movie, wait for me to pass on my computer password to get it for you. But hahahaha, the director has a lot of movies in his computer, why don't you watch it!"
Dormant domineering man: ... Wife, listen to me, I'm not, I don't.
[19]
Straight men are also in puberty. In fact, they also have the heart of chasing good-looking girls in and out of the class. He still hadn't forgotten that the literary and art committee made an appointment with him. He saw a little girl having breakfast in the morning, so he dawdled over to build a bridge.
"Why do you eat so little?"
Art committee member: "I lose weight."
"No, you're not fat either." The straight man said sincerely.
The literary and art committee was a little happy, "You really think so? Maybe you don't look fat, but I think you can get thinner."
The straight man seriously commented: "Actually, it's okay, but the waist and legs are a bit thick."
"..."
The straight guy didn't understand why the art committee ignored him after they had a good chat.
He explained this depression to his roommate, and the two almost laughed out loud. The domineering man insisted on showing him a demonstration.
So the coquettish man said first: "I think I have gained weight recently."
The domineering man came over and squeezed his waist, "Nonsense! You are not fat. In my eyes, you are the best. Don't be too thin, I will feel bad."
The domineering man spoke very sincerely, and the coquettish man blushed when he acted. The straight man was stunned, and he gave a thumbs up after a while, "Tall, it's really tall! Dude, you two should give me more demonstrations in the future, otherwise I'm going to go out and offend girls again!"
The domineering male tiger patted his silly son's dog's head, "Dad is very happy to help you."
[20]
The straight guy has a female classmate he wants to chase, and is determined to make some changes from the inside out.
I want to buy new clothes on weekends, mainly because his previous clothes were bought by his mother, they look too obedient, not cool at all. The straight man was afraid that his vision would be bad, so he finally persuaded his two brothers to be together.
Domineering Man and Coquettish Man saw him carrying a bunch of clothes into the shop, and stood in the store trembling inwardly.
Sure enough, the straight man came out wearing a beautifully colored shirt, gay purple!
The domineering man was startled, damn it.
The coquettish man patted him on the shoulder and remained calm, which showed that he was really straight.
[twenty one]
The straight man is hungry at night and wants to eat barbecue. He made a slight suggestion, but was resolutely rejected by the domineering man.
"It's too late to eat, and if you go out to get takeaway now, you will definitely be scolded by the supervisor."
The straight man swallowed aggrievedly, "Yes, forget it." He didn't want to order by himself.
After a while, the coquettish man said that he was hungry and wanted to eat barbecue. The straight man was overjoyed, and just about to say that he could make an order, he was taken a step ahead by the domineering man, who had already pulled out his phone neatly, "Let me see which one is quicker to order."
Straight man: "??? Don't you want to eat?"
Domineering man: "It's fine if you mention it alone. If you both mention it, it's equivalent to a group activity in the dormitory. As the head of the dormitory, of course you have to participate."
Straight man: "Oh."
The head of the dormitory often has some strange sense of responsibility.
[twenty two]
The barbecue is delivered, and the three of them eat together.
The domineering man is an informal person, he eats it without looking at it. Smacking it tasted pretty good, so I casually asked what it was.
"Kidneys," the straight man said, "Why are you eating this? I haven't tasted a whole bunch."
"..." The domineering man's expression instantly became complicated.
Coquettish man: "...?_?"
At night, the more the domineering man thought about it, the more he couldn't sleep, he was very restless.
Send a message to the coquettish man: "Baby, I don't feel right about myself."
Coquettish man: "...the child is here, don't think about you."
The domineering man made an aggrieved expression and went over.
The coquettish man smiled lightly, and then didn't reply.
I'm so angry with the domineering man, and the unlucky kid has a strong taste, so why don't you eat kidneys if you have nothing to do, do it!
[twenty three]
The domineering man fidgeted on the bed for more than half an hour, very angry and on fire. He didn't think it was OK at all.
The straight man heard a burst of wailing from the head of the dormitory.
"What, what's wrong with you!"
The domineering man said, "It could be stomach perforation, or it could be appendicitis. Brother, can you help me buy medicine?"
The straight man almost cried, "I'll go right away! Hold on for a while."
The flirtatious man watched the domineering man's drama with some headaches, thinking that as the saying goes, a man can't hold back for too long, the ancients never deceived me.
As soon as the straight guy went out, the domineering guy became energetic. She gave the coquettish man a bear hug and sucked hard, "Emma finally kissed, and I came back to life. Look, we..."
The coquettish man's eyes were sparkling, his ears were also red, and his tone was calm, "I'll offer one hand, no more."
"Okay," the domineering man didn't care about it anymore, "whatever my darling says! Save the rest first."
As soon as the pants were taken off, there was a knock on the door, "Boss, open the door, I called the teacher! You are seriously ill, you have to go to the hospital if you can't take the medicine! Open the door, don't delay!"
Domineering man: "Fuck!"
[twenty four]
The domineering man feels that the straight man needs a love. It's not about love, it's just about anything that grabs his attention.
So the domineering man made a move.
So the literary and art committee invited Zhinan to lunch again.
The literary committee member thought that she promised to have dinner with the straight man, and the straight man took her to the cafeteria and asked her to line up with him at the ordinary window.
When the dishes were finished, the literary and art committee glanced at the straight man behind him, and the straight man was a little puzzled, "Why don't you swipe your card? There are many people in line behind."
Committee of art:"… "
She quickly took out the card and ticked, then left without looking back.
The straight man really didn't understand, and he asked the coquettish man when he went back, "We agreed to have dinner together, why did you ignore me and leave?"
"Eating together... doesn't mean just sitting and eating together." The coquettish man patiently explained.
"ah?"
"Think about it, if someone invites you to sleep together, what does that mean. If you think about it this way, don't you understand?"
"Hmm..." The straight man thought about it.
The flirtatious man was about to breathe a sigh of relief, and felt that he was enlightened, so he heard the straight man ask, "So, sleeping together, does it have other meanings?"
Coquettish man: "..."
[25]
After the domineering man pierced the paper on the window, he fell in love with the coquettish man.
Want to buy him all the sweets he likes.
I want to hug him every day.
Still want to sleep with him.
The straight man finally saw that something was wrong, and asked why he kept giving cute little cakes to the flirtatious man.
The domineering man pondered for a while, "His parents recently got divorced, and he is in a bad mood."
The straight man understood in an instant, he was a little sad for the coquettish man, and he was also a little ashamed, feeling that he shouldn't inquire about such a private matter.
So he followed suit and bought a small cake to put on the coquettish man's table. Coquettish man:? ?
It was the first time for a straight man to do this kind of thing, he couldn't help but blush a little, and he wasn't good at comforting others, so he turned his face away and stammered, "Don't be afraid, you still have me."
The domineering man who was on duty was so angry that the mop broke off.
[26]
High school is no better than college. Being a roommate is basically going in and out together, and there is not a lot of personal space.
The domineering man loves his darling so much, he always wants to get started, but he can't really treat the straight man as a blind man, so he made up his mind to match the straight man and the literary and art committee.
The domineering man pointed him, "Look at the last time you made a girl angry, you should also check Weibo and Taobao more, and learn how others coax girls, use snacks."
The straight man nodded deeply.
I searched for small gifts on the Internet and saw that there were still such good sales, so I immediately placed an order.
A few days later, the literary and art committee received a huge pink crystal ball with "Sorry" written on it.
This is the straight man's first love story that "ends before it begins" recorded in history. [two ha]
[27]
Straight men are usually dull, but being rejected by girls still makes him a little bit concerned.
I couldn't lift my spirits for a few days.
The flirtatious man went to comfort him, telling him to say what he was unhappy about, and not to keep it in his heart.
It's okay that no one cares, but when someone asks about a straight man, he feels wronged.
Pulling the coquettish man and whispering, "I don't know why girls are so difficult to understand. I feel that everything I do is wrong."
The flirtatious man comforted him, "Maybe you have different personalities. But you see, you have at least one girl who invited you, and that's already a win. I've never been invited by a girl before."
The straight guy looked at his friend, he was so beautiful, but no girl liked him, it seemed worse than himself. At any rate, I even have the experience of falling in love.
So he approached the domineering man in private and expressed his intention to help the coquettish man. "You say yes," said the straight man, "he will be seventeen years old next month, but he hasn't even had a first love, so it's miserable."
Domineering Man: How do you know he didn't have a first love
Straight man: We have been roommates for such a long time, how can I not know.
Domineering Man: ...Oh.
Straight man: So, why don't you invite some girls from the class for his birthday? I think he just doesn't take the initiative. If we help create opportunities, maybe... uh huh, you know. [smirk]
Domineering Man: ... I refuse.
[28]
The coquettish boy's day is approaching, and the domineering guy is really restless. In fact, he has been restless for a long time, and he has been so restless for almost the entire puberty.
He remembered that he had hidden a bag of treasures deep in the straight man's cabinet, and he had a little hope in his heart that he could use it on the flirtatious boy's day.
The domineering man sneaked around to find the bag he had hidden, but was unfortunately caught by the straight man.
"Boss, what are you doing?"
"Oh, I, uh, this, I hid the gift for Xiaochen. I can't hide it in the closet. Your closet is deep, so it depends on you, brother."
The straight man was curious, "Oh, what are you giving such a big bag?"
Domineering man: "... you should treat it as a souvenir."
Straight man: "??"
The domineering man began to talk nonsense, and said in a persuasive way: "You see, Xiaochen's family is not short of money, and it's not good to give something that is not practical. Souvenirs are so suitable, and they can express your heart."
The straight man believed it, and called his mother to send two catties of walnuts.
On the day of the coquettish boy's birthday, he opened it up and gave each of them a catty, "Replenish your brain."
[29]
All three of them drank alcohol on the coquettish boy's birthday. The domineering man deliberately made the straight man drink more, always mentioning the art committee, which made the straight man feel bitter, drinking one cup after another, crying until he was so drunk that he passed out.
When the domineering man helped him onto the bed, the straight man's legs went limp, and he vomited directly on the domineering man's bed.
The domineering man frowned for two seconds, then fell into ecstasy.
"Xiaochen, look, I can't sleep in my bed [poor] [poor]."
[30]
The straight man after the hangover the next day apologized and offered to wash the sheets for the domineering man.
The domineering man pointed at him casually, "You should wash Xiao Chen's by the way."
The straight man was startled, he didn't expect him to be so annoying when he was drunk: "Why, Xiao Chen's bed was also dirty!?"
"Ahem," the domineering man glanced at the coquettish man with a guilty conscience, and then said to the straight man, "Who told you to vomit on me? Xiaochen took me in yesterday. The bed sheets are full of smell."
The coquettish man couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a cold face: "Don't listen to his nonsense, it's fine, I can wash it myself."
"No, no, I'll do it." So the domineering man happily went to wash the sheets.
Straight men feel that others are so nice, and they can find happiness for themselves in the process of helping others[][doge]
[31]
Actually... On the night of the flirtatious boy's birthday, the domineering man didn't behave very well, so much so that he was very worried that his sweetheart would dislike him. Therefore, the intensity of physical training has been increased recently, which makes straight men very confused.
The domineering man wanted to show off his fitness achievements, but he was embarrassed to show it off to the coquettish man directly. So he walked up to the straight man, "Let's see, have you changed anything recently?"
The straight man sized him up for a long while, and said nonsense, "Ah, breasts, the breasts seem to have gotten bigger."
The domineering man's face turned green.
The coquettish man couldn't even hold back, laughing until his character collapsed.
The straight man hurried back and said, "I mean pectoral muscles, pectoral muscles!"
When the straight man was away, the domineering man approached with aggrieved, "Honey, I've really grown up a lot recently, do you want to touch it?"
Coquettish man: "Sorry, I like men, but your breasts are too big."
[32]
In the last summer vacation of high school, the domineering boy wanted to stay in school with the coquettish boy, but he was afraid that his father would become suspicious. Every day I scratch my head over this matter.
The straight man was very happy, "I heard no, we were going to make up lessons, but the school next door reported it. Great, I can go out to play this holiday."
Domineering man: "What lessons do you make up?"
Straight man: "Take the third year of high school ahead of time, alas, teachers and the others are under a lot of pressure to go to school."
The domineering man was thoughtful, and went back to call his father, "Dad, although the summer tutoring is against the rules, but the school next door is absolutely malicious. From the student's point of view, I think it is necessary to study the senior three courses in advance. .Summer vacation is the time to overtake on curves, if it is deserted, you will not be able to catch up!"
The domineering man's father was almost moved when he heard it. After all, he is an older child, sensible, and knows that he is willing to ask to learn.
Surrounded by a domineering man and his father, the school's illegal tutoring was carried out in full swing.
Straight man: "Damn! Spicy chicken school, give me back the trip, blah blah."
The domineering man sneezed fiercely.
[33]
The group of senior seniors were sent away, and the prospective seniors in the school gradually felt the pressure.
Studying late is the norm. In order to let his darling sleep more in the morning, the domineering man always wakes up early and goes to the cafeteria to grab breakfast for three people to bring back. Of course, the third copy is pure deception.
The straight man was very moved, "Boss! Let's take turns in the future, and you can't always go shopping alone."
The domineering man is in a hurry, of course he can't take shifts, he sacrifices himself to get up early every day just to let his little one sleep more, if the coquettish man also wakes up early in shifts, he will even get a hammer.
So the domineering man resolutely rejected him, and the straight man was almost moved to cry by this high-mindedness.
The straight man was really upset inside, so he went to the flirtatious man in private, "Chen, do you think we should go and convince the boss together, he wakes up half an hour earlier than us every day, I feel so embarrassed."
The coquettish man nodded: "You make a lot of sense."
The shift schedule for getting up early to buy meals was determined in a two-to-one ratio.
When the domineering man eats the breakfast that his little one got up early to buy, he is a tough guy, and his heart aches for him.
Straight man: "Boss, what's wrong, you seem a little emotional."
The domineering man: "Brother is fine, I was just thinking, how many good deeds have I done in my life to have such a good roommate."
[34]
There are so many days of tutoring in the school, and the straight male parents miss their son so much that they want him to go back to live for two days.
But the domineering man was overjoyed, and after sending the straight man away with a sullen face, he ran back happily all the way.
"Xiao Chen," the domineering man pressed her into his arms, "I finally got it."
"Don't you see me every day, why are you still like this?"
The domineering man gnawed at him twice, "Not enough, not enough at all."
The coquettish man smiled softly, smoothed his hair, and poked his heart again, "The chest is well trained."
The domineering man frowned, and said with a sigh, "Just wait until college, I'll have a showdown with my dad when I get into college, and then the two of us will move out to live by ourselves!"
"What if your father disagrees?"
The domineering man thought for a while, "That's not to be afraid! Xiaochen just agrees." This shameless man hugged the other party, and with one hand dishonestly lifted up his clothes, he touched the coquettish man's waist.
The coquettish man was a little unsteady, and the domineering man hugged him tightly, begging his ear, "Xiao Chen, I want to..."
[35]
The domineering man, of course his sister managed to make it to the last step. In fact, he was a little worried. When he was doing his homework, he also said that a person who is not good enough will have a fever.
It's already the third year of high school, he doesn't want his little Chen to have any problems, he has to go to an awesome school with him, and then come out to his family.
This time the performance was much better than last time, the coquettish man's inner thighs were almost torn to be considered as a solution[]
Fortunately, nothing happened, because the bully man's father came the next day. Kuangba Daddy felt that his son hadn't come home all this time, something was wrong, and when he thought about his son's bewilderment by that kid since he was a child, he felt even more uneasy.
Although the flirtatious man was not treated well, he was still a little uncomfortable and had difficulty walking. When he saw the bully father, he could only cheer up and say hello uncle.
Kuangba Daddy responded with Yan Yuese, then looked around, and asked his son seriously, "Where's your other roommate?"
"Go home."
"What a coincidence?" Kuang Ba's father was displeased, "I came and he left?"
Domineering Man: "... because today is Saturday."
"oh!"
[36]
Kuangba Daddy was worried, although on the surface it looked like nothing had happened between his son and that kid, but he still felt faintly uneasy in his heart.
So the next day came again.
Coincidentally, I also saw the straight boy returning to school.
Daddy Kuang tried to extract his confession, "Uncle asked you, in your dormitory... do you usually have a good relationship?"
"Okay," said the straight man without even thinking about it, "The three of us have a solid relationship!"
Daddy Kuangba paused, "I mean, among you, will there be... emmmm, to do something other than study together?"
"Yes! There are many!"
Kuangba Daddy's eyes lit up, heh, sure enough.
I just heard the straight man say emotionally, "The three of us have done a lot together, watching movies together, going out to play together, I wanted two brothers since I was a child, but I didn't expect to find them in school."
Seeing his straightforward appearance, Kuangba Dad asked again, "Three? What did they do without you?"
"Impossible," the straight man said confidently, "We'll be together wherever we go."
Kuangba Daddy breathed a sigh of relief with complicated emotions, "You two have such a good relationship."
The straight man laughed, "It's normal for boys to have a good relationship!"