In front of her children, she still had to maintain Gu Junzhu's dignity.
Moreover, it is wrong to give people nicknames, and it is not good for children to learn them.
It's a pity that the little guy is born smart, so it's not easy to be fooled. He flickered his eyes, took his hands off his eyes, held Gu Junzhu's face, and asked happily: "Dad, you are a little pig, is that little tree just a little pig?" Little pig? Little tree likes little pigs, they are fat and cute!"
Gu Junzhu: "..."
Ye Xingbei: "..."
Gu Junzhu coughed: "Honey, do you see the portrait of Daddy and the little pig?"
The little guy tilted his head, thought very seriously for a while, and shook his head regretfully: "It's not like... Dad is like a big golden dragon, majestic and beautiful!"
"Really?" Gu Junzhu raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and glanced at Ye Xingbei: "I think your mother is more like a piglet...you can eat it!"
Ye Xingbei blushed and glared at him: "Gu, Jun, Zhu!"
This guy has hidden wounds on his body, and his appetite is very small, but she is a senior foodie, and she eats a lot without gaining weight.
In this way, she and Gu Junzhu had almost the same appetite.
A little girl has almost the same appetite as a big man, and I don't know which of them is more embarrassing.
Anyway, because of this, the two laughed at each other a lot.
Now this guy actually called her a pig in front of her son!
It's just too much!
Seeing that her face was flushed red, and her delicate face became more and more charming, Gu Jun couldn't help itching, leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Baby, what's wrong with pigs? Pigs can give birth! In the future, you can directly Give me a litter, and we won't have to have three, four, and five babies!"
"..." Ye Xingbei slapped him hard, "Get lost!"
Gu Junzhu was exaggeratedly "slapped" on the bed by her slap, laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe.
The little guy didn't know what his parents said, his father was so happy, he threw himself on Gu Junzhu and giggled with his father.
Gu Junzhu hugged him, put him on the small pillow, and kissed him, "My dear, it's time for you to sleep."
The little guy nodded his head obediently, kissed Gu Junzhu and Ye Xingbei again, grabbed their hands with his little hands, closed his eyes, with happy and sweet smiles on his face, "Mom and Dad Good night!"
The two leaned over to kiss him together, "Good night, baby."
The little guy felt that he was about to fly in happiness, his little body arched happily, and soon fell asleep.
When he was fast asleep, Gu Junzhu pressed Ye Xingbei under him and kissed him, "Ye Xiaozhu, let's make an agreement to have a litter of piglets in the future, okay?"
Ye Xingbei: "... Get lost!"
Gu Junzhu gazed at her tenderly, his sparkling eyes were captivating and charming, "Baby, you are so beautiful!"
"Get out! Don't think that I will compromise after you coax me a few words!" Ye Xingbei blushed and threw him on the bed, glaring at him and saying, "This is my mother's boudoir! How dare you stay in my mother's boudoir?" If you touch me, I will divorce you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow!"
Gu Junzhu rubbed her head, sighed, and looked at her as if she were looking at an ignorant child: "Baby, didn't someone tell you that you can't just mention the word divorce when you have something to say between husband and wife. Otherwise, it will easily affect the feelings."
Ye Xingbei hehe, he gave him a white look: "Gu Wuye, you think too much, I have no relationship with you at all, okay?"
What kind of emotion does it affect if there is no emotion
it's so funny.
(end of this chapter)