"It's all my uncle's fault!" The kid Ye Yiyang rolled his eyes at Ye Xingli: "My little uncle carried me onto the plane while I was asleep, otherwise I wouldn't have left my mother!"
The child Ye Yiyang put his arms around Ye Xingbei's neck and shook, "Mom, mom, let's go to the police station and sue my little uncle for kidnapping children, okay? Let my little uncle go to prison. Child abductors will be sentenced to between three and ten years in prison. Uncle eats a lot, and if he is sentenced to three years, it will save our family a lot of food!"
Ye Xingli vomited blood, and patted his chubby little butt hard, "You heartless little bastard! Who in our family loves you the most? To save money, you betray your little uncle who loves you the most." , do you still have a conscience?"
The kid Ye Yiyang made a face at him, wrapped his tender arms around Ye Xingbei's neck, leaned into Ye Xingbei's ear, and said a "whisper" that Ye Xingli had heard on purpose: "Mom, mom, let me tell you quietly. You, don’t tell the little uncle! The little uncle deliberately stole me away from you, just to let you come here to do coolies for him! The big uncle asked him to work, but he didn’t like it, so he stole me Come on, I'm here, mom will come, mom will help him with the work, and he can be the shopkeeper! Run away and have a good time!"
Ye Xingli: "..."
Who can tell him, just a five-year-old kid, why he knows so much
His image of being wise and mighty!
Before I knew it, it was all ruined!
Seeing Ye Xingli wanting to cry, Ye Xingbei couldn't bear the pain in his stomach, and patted Ye Yiyang's little butt, "Okay, honey, don't tease little uncle! You can tease little uncle again!" Uncle, little uncle is about to cry!"
Ye Xingli cooperated and wiped his face, pretending to be crying.
The little girl Ye Yiyang rolled her beautiful eyes, leaned over, and kissed Ye Xingli on the face with a "what?" I just said this when I was angry! When my uncle came, I told him that I was the one who hugged your thigh for nothing and cried so hard that you took me back to China, so that my uncle would not I've spanked you! Little uncle won't cry, but Xiaoshu still loves little uncle!"
Before Ye Xingli could speak, Gu Junzhu couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".
"..." Ye Xingli covered his face helplessly, as his heart raced past 10,000 mythical beasts.
All his fame in his lifetime is ruined here today!
Ye Yiyang's beautiful eyes shone with curiosity, and fell on Gu Junzhu's face, and asked Ye Xingbei: "Mom, mom, who is this beautiful uncle? He looks better than my little uncle!"
Ye Xingli: "..."
Dear nephew, can't you not put a knife in your little uncle's heart
In your previous life, you were the leader of the Slashing Sect, right
One hundred years of professional knife slotting!
Ye Xingbei glanced at Gu Junyi, his face was bright red, he hesitated and said: "He, he, he, he is... he, is..."
"I'm your father!" Seeing that Ye Xingbei couldn't speak, Gu Jun simply answered, "Xiaoshu, I'm your father!"
Ye Xingbei's heart was full of bullet screens, and every item that flashed across the screen was: I am your father! I am your father! I am your father!
It took her a lot of effort to hold back from yelling at Gu Junzhu: I am your father!
I always feel that this Gu Wuye is cursing, what should I do? TAT
(end of this chapter)