I saw a little red bug in the bottle, like a little ladybug, flying a few times from time to time, which looked quite cute.
Cracking Bone opened another bottle of beer, feeling sad for this old guy in his heart. The gluttonous monster has worms on his body. He is a monster himself, and the parasites on his body make people feel numb. Fortunately, he has turned into a human body now. .
Wei Chang smiled, put his hand into his crotch, and immediately took it out!
I saw a huge black insect appearing in the palm of Wei Chang's palm. It had countless tentacles, and if you didn't look carefully, you might think it was hair. Its feet, like a centipede, made people feel numb all over.
Turn your face away from the cracked bone, that bug is too disgusting...
Everyone made a slight vomiting sound, how did you get such a big bug out of your crotch, or is it that your crotch is fine with such a big bug
Wei Chang stretched out his hand to tease the black worm on his palm, and those countless tentacles entangled Wei Chang's finger, it seemed that his scalp was numb!
"This is a digesting insect. After eating it, it will absorb your nutrition, grow stronger, and finally become the main body to replace it!" Wei Chang explained with a smile, but everyone was sweating coldly.
Especially Tu Rong, how could he swallow such a big black bug? It's disgusting to look at... In comparison, his fierce Gu is much cuter.
Thinking of You Yinguang's ending, Tu Rong broke into a cold sweat, he must find a way!
correct!
There was a slight smile on Tu Rong's face, and he put away his fierce Gu and said: "You misunderstood, just now I just showed you the Gu worms in Wuxiang Pavilion, and there is no other meaning."
The disciples of Wuxiang Pavilion shouted that the elder has a good mind, eating such a big worm will make him want to die.
The other two elders showed contempt in their eyes.
Wei Chang said it didn't matter, and stuffed the black bug in his hand into his crotch. Everyone gasped when they saw this action.
"Then what do you want to play?"
"The old man has done a lot of research on rock-paper-scissors recently, why don't we play around with it?"
Bone cracked.
Wei Chang was stunned.
Everyone is stupid.
A minute later, Tu Rong happily took his disciples away, those idiots were so stupid to death, look at yourself, they simply won the opponent, and left without any injuries~ To be a man, you need to use your brain~
You Yinguang's soul scolded angrily: "You are fucking shameless."
Wen Rui, the elder of Qingleimen, took a step forward, and shouted in a deep voice, "I'm coming!"
"Competition!" Wei Chang was a little unhappy, the rock-paper-scissors lost, cunning human being.
Wen Rui stood on the arm, and said in a deep voice: "This elder can drink a bottle of beer in one breath!"
The cracked bone that was drinking suddenly sprayed.
Wei Chang's expression turned even worse.
The disciples of Qingleimen looked at the elder adoringly, "Elder Wen is so witty, let me wait for a role model."
Without any other accidents, Wen Rui drank a bottle of free beer in one breath, led his disciples to retreat, and when he came out, he sighed: "The first two are simply idiots, you must know how to outsmart them!"
Only the elder Gao Shuang of the Southern Alliance was left in the bar. The disciples of the Southern Alliance looked at their elders and thought to themselves, one rock-paper-scissors and the other drinking alcohol. Why don't the elders follow suit
Gao Shuang snorted coldly, why should this elder follow suit.
"What do you want to play?" Wei Chang was very upset, cunning human!
Gao Shuang said disdainfully: "The request of the first two people is too unreasonable, and this elder doesn't bother to be with them!"
The disciples of the Southern Alliance worshiped the elder even more. Elder Gao was so brave and calm in times of crisis, he was a model!
"This elder has a lot of experience in fighting landlords recently, why don't you two have fun?" Gao Shuang said with enigmatic confidence.
Wei Chang and Liegu were surprised at first, then showed a soft smile, Wei Chang even moved the chairs himself, Liegu even served red wine, Gao Shuang didn't expect such treatment, this bar is not so good Horror.
The disciples of the Southern Alliance cried, Elder Gao, why do you bother to die, just play rock-paper-scissors, we can't play their Landlord Fight...
half an hour later.
Wei Chang and Liegu mopped the floor with a mop, and Liegu sighed: "An elder is an elder, he can last that long."
"Can you be called an elder without any strength?" Wei Chang laughed as he wiped the bloody table.
"This fight against landlords is so interesting. I'm going back to play with the women, and I'll leave this to you." Crack Bone said and ran away.
Wei Chang gave a wry smile and continued to wipe the table.
"Uncle Wei..." A soft voice sounded, and Tang Wei walked out of the back room slowly.
Wei Chang was stunned for a moment, looked at the woman in front of him and asked, "Are you afraid of Uncle Wei?"
Tang Wei gently hugged Wei Chang's waist, leaned her head on Wei Chang's chest, a black light flashed in her beautiful eyes: "Don't be afraid."
Wei Chang smiled: "Do a good job of hygiene, Uncle Wei will take you home."
"Uncle Wei, did you forget that the light in my house is out?" Tang Wei said shyly.
"That's right, Uncle Wei will change it for you."
"..."
Wei Chang smiled and touched Tang Wei's head: "Go and pick the four people off the wall and throw them out."
"Oh..." Tang Wei was feeling depressed, the fourth commander in the south of the Yangtze River was about to be bullied by Xiao Quanquan again.
Ye Hua upstairs didn't know what was going on downstairs, but Qing Yutong knew, observing her brother-in-law, she became more and more mysterious.
After eating the chicken all night, Ye Hua expressed that he was not happy, because he had nothing to do with himself, this little guy said he would not steal the limelight, but he turned out to be a little liar, and all the limelight was stolen.
"Uncle, I'm sorry, Ah Li stole your limelight again."
Ye Hua seemed to have gotten used to it, and put down the earphones with a grunt: "Go to sleep."
"I'll play again." Qingya muttered, but Ye Hua hugged Qingya directly.
Qing Yutong said melancholy: "Can you show your affection and not be in front of me?"
"Ye Hua, what are you doing, let me down." Qing Ya's little fist was beating feebly, her pretty face was slightly red.
Is it possible to put it down? Absolutely impossible.
"A Li, you should go to bed early too, and watch out for your mother to spank your ass." Qing Yutong said softly.
"Mother may still be talking about things, and Ah Li can play the last game."
"Okay, the last one."
"Yeah~ Ah Li fell asleep after the last touch."
Ye Hua said that this is the last one that never ends.
"Go take a shower." Putting Qing Ya down, Ye Hua said lightly.
Qing Ya snorted softly, and sat on the side of the bed: "I won't go."
"A smell of smoke."
"It's not your cigarette!"
"Do you want me to wash it for you!" Ye Hua frowned and said in a low voice.
Qing Ya held back her mouth, glared at Ye Hua and walked into the bathroom.
After Qingya finished washing, Ye Hua also took a shower, and then lay down on the bed.
To be honest, Ye Hua looks forward to the night every day, especially when she is lying on the bed, this woman will become obedient.