You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 13: You have a wet dream

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"boom!"

Qing Ya slammed the bathroom door shut, and there was a crackling sound inside.

"If you break something, you will lose money." Ye Hua yelled, resting his head on his pillow.

There was a slight pause in the bathroom, and there was a louder sound. It was like tearing down a house.

Half an hour later, Qing Ya came out wearing a bath towel: "Call someone to fix it, the faucet is bent."

"No time, call me."

"Whatever you want, anyway, this is not my house." Qing Ya spread her hands, sat on the bed, covered her delicate body that was drooling with the quilt.

Ye Hua breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the mobile phone at the side and sent Wei Chang a message, as the supreme being, if you have to do everything yourself, then why do you need your subordinates.

But where did the cracked bone go today? Could it be that he went to meet that female star again? There is really no pursuit at all.

"Where's your dog?" Qing Ya leaned against the head of the bed, watching cartoons with Ye Hua.

"Going out to mate." Ye Hua said calmly.

Qingya's Liu Mei condensed: "Can't you talk properly!"

"Going out to breed offspring."

"You!!! Ye Hua, were you in this state before?" Qing Ya said in a deep voice, thinking that this man must be sick, and she was a little scared when she thought about it, whether her child would be infected.

Ye Hua said lightly: "No."

"What was that like?"

Ye Hua turned around, looked at the beautiful Qing Ya on the bed, and said calmly: "It's frightening."

"Ye Hua, you're still quite handsome when you're not pretending." Qing Ya shook her head helplessly, feeling that he was a middle-aged young man.

Ye Hua chuckled: "Pretentious? Many people used to pretend to be aggressive in front of me, but none of them succeeded."

"Haha..." Qing Ya was amused by Ye Hua, this man can always talk nonsense in a serious manner, but can make himself cry instantly.

Faced with Qing Ya's laughter, Ye Hua chose to ignore it, no matter what, she was still a child's mother, just a little stupid, and really worried that his child's IQ would be lowered by his mother.

After a long time, Qing Ya coquettishly said: "Go to my house for dinner tomorrow night."

"good."

so refreshing? This guy won't want to play tricks on himself again.

"When the time comes, all listen to me."

"good."

The more Ye Hua behaved like this, the more worried Qing Ya was, feeling that he was unreliable and foolish.

Thinking about it, Qingya slowly closed her beautiful eyes, unexpectedly dreaming of that night...

"Qing Ya! Qing Ya!"

A familiar voice sounded beside her ear, and Qing Ya said in a daze, "Stop making trouble~ I can't do it~"

"Ready to eat!" Ye Hua said in a deep voice, this woman is really stupid, she is still remembering what happened that night.

"Have a meal?"

Qing Ya in the dream suddenly woke up, pointing at Ye Hua: "You just!!!"

"You're having a dream." Ye Hua said lightly.

"impossible!"

Ye Hua showed contempt in his eyes: "I will record it for you next time."

"Go to hell!"

Qing Ya bit her lip, stretched out her hand to touch it, her complexion suddenly changed, she turned red...

Seeing Qingya rushing into the bathroom, Ye Hua sighed, opened Meituan and began to order, chicken stewed with mushrooms seemed good, and a few catties of braised prawns in oil.

When Qingya came out again, the room was already filled with a scent, and the red crayfish was emitting fragrant heat, which made people salivate.

Pulling out a small low stool, Qingya moved it unceremoniously, Ye Hua frowned, this woman really has no rules!

"Don't you have no money? Where did you get the money to order takeaway?" Qing Ya peeled a piece of shrimp meat, mixed it in the soup, and then ate it with a satisfied face. It was really delicious~

"My subordinate's money." Ye Hua said lightly.

Qing Ya almost spat out the shrimp meat: "You actually use other people's money to order takeout! Even if you donate money, there's no need to donate all of it."

"It's troublesome, so I gave the card directly."

"Cowhide!"

After a pause, Ye Hua continued: "It's really not good to use the subordinate's money. Give me a card later."

The corner of Qingya's mouth twitched violently: "You can feel at ease with your wife's money! I don't know who said that money is just paper..."

"Remember to give me an overdraft card." Ye Hua simply ignored it.

Qing Ya was very upset: "Why!"

"Because you are my wife!" Ye Hua also became angry. With your money, I think highly of you, and it is also because you are the mother of the child, otherwise no bird will bird you.

Qingya was speechless, so let him pay for his hard work!

Picking up the bag on the side, he casually took out a black diamond card and put it on the table. Ye Hua accepted it without hesitation, and immediately bound WeChat: "What's the password?"

"123456."

Ye Hua was slightly taken aback, this woman really has character, she has bound WeChat, and finally she doesn't want to use Wei Chang's money, and she often complains about this matter, she is really a stingy monster.

Ye Hua, who was in a good mood, said lightly, "Peel the lobster for me."

The crayfish in Qing Ya's hand immediately dropped, and she looked at Ye Hua in disbelief: "Why!"

"Because you are my wife." Ye Hua said calmly.

Qing Ya patted the table and stood up: "I am your wife or your servant!"

"Being my wife has many rules, you can learn them slowly." Ye Hua said calmly.

Qing Ya snorted coldly: "Whoever loves Dangdang, we will divorce after the child is born anyway."

After Qing Ya finished speaking, the atmosphere in the room froze instantly, Ye Hua's eyes fixed on Qing Ya, making the latter shrink back.

Qingya didn't think there was anything wrong with her, she gave him money, gave him a baby, gave him almost everything, he wanted this, and he didn't consider his own feelings at all, it was already very easy for him not to slam the door and leave Save face.

Sitting on the small bench, Qingya continued to eat, if you don't eat for nothing, just watch!

In the past, Ye Hua ate alone and had to do it himself, but now it's different, he has a wife! Then I don't need to do anything, if I do, what if it gets out, what face will I have!

You really don’t want to eat this stuff. If you don’t eat it at noon, you have to be stubborn with yourself at night

Forget it, for your pity’s sake, I’ll give you a piece of shrimp meat, and give you a chicken butt, haha~

Seeing Qing Ya take the initiative to deliver food, Ye Hua felt better. He felt that today was a bit of a riot, and the human nature he had cultivated for several years was about to collapse.

Seeing Ye Hua eat the shrimp she peeled, Qingya felt a strange feeling in her heart, she unknowingly peeled another one for Ye Hua, after that the two of them didn't communicate, Qingya ate one by herself, and gave Ye Hua another one. Hua peeled one, and a few catties of crayfish disappeared in an instant.

"I'm so full, my fingers are sore." Qing Ya held back her mouth, looking at her slender fingers, feeling very distressed.

Ye Hua turned around and said calmly, "Clean up."

"I!!!" This Ye Hua must have been sent by heaven to punish him, hold on! Hold on for another nine months!