Tan Yin's heart went cold. She wanted to cry but had no tears. She just wanted to roar, Jiang Yilu, didn't you bet all your luck in love and swear that this purchasing agent is reliable? ! According to this oath, I think you will be alone for the rest of your life!
But now Tan Yin had no time to think about Jiang Yilu's second half of life. The words just now woke her up completely. Tan Yin sat up from the bed and quickly called Chu Hang.
The phone rang for a long time. Just when Tan Yin was about to give up, Chu Hang finally answered it.
Tan Yin was anxious: "Chu Hang! Did you use the things I gave you tonight?"
"… "
For some reason, there was a dead silence on the other end of the phone. Tan Yin could only hear Chu Hang's low and suppressed breathing. Why did he sound so angry
Tan Yin was a little nervous: "Did you...did you use it?"
"No!" Chu Hang denied it flatly, "I didn't use it. I didn't even open it. I don't want to know what you gave me, and I won't use it."
Not sure what Chu Hang was doing, but Tan Yin always felt that his voice was slightly panting, as if he was trying hard to suppress some emotion.
Although Tan Yin thought Chu Hang was a little strange, she was relieved when she heard that Chu Hang didn't use the helmet. She couldn't say directly that she bought a fake, so she could only cover it up by saying, "The thing I bought for you this time is not good enough. I have found another product that is much more effective than this one. Wait until I buy this one before you use it next time!"
Unexpectedly, after hearing these words, Chu Hang on the other side exploded. He almost gritted his teeth and said, "Tan Yin, you are too much. The function should be even stronger?!" Chu Hang paused as if trying to calm down his emotions, and then said coldly, "You don't have to send me anything anymore. Everything you send is the same treatment. If you don't take it back, I will throw it away."
After Chu Hang finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
Tan Yin listened to the beeping sound in the receiver of the mobile phone, which was a bit confusing. She looked out the window. The weather forecast said that it would rain tomorrow. Maybe Chu Hang really hated rainy days.
*****
Compared to Tan Yin's good night's sleep, Chu Hang had a nightmare about electric shock therapy all night, which caused him to have a headache when he woke up the next day. He didn't know if it was because of lack of sleep or the electric shock.
Besides him, Duan Yingfei was also the one who didn't sleep well.
Since last night, when Duan Yingfei returned to school, she found that the other people in the dormitory looked at her strangely. Duan Yingfei snorted coldly and didn't care. She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, and usually got along with friends from wealthy families. She looked down on her roommates and classmates from ordinary families. Even if they were in the same dormitory, she didn't have a close relationship with them. Duan Yingfei directly interpreted the other party's strange eyes as jealousy.
But I didn't expect that this jealousy would last for so long. Even the next morning, this weird look didn't go away. But Duan Yingfei didn't care about it. The old third set, isn't it just jealous of her good looks, wealth and taste
Duan Yingfei lifted her hair and smiled gently. Somehow, she suddenly remembered Tan Yin, who was severely punished by her at the weekend. She felt in a good mood immediately and even wanted to eat some sweets.
So she immediately went downstairs to the school's small supermarket. However, when she was picking out snacks at the supermarket counter, she heard the chattering of several girls from the opposite shelf.
"Duan Yingfei is such a jerk!"
"Yes, it's disgusting, two-faced, pretending to be virtuous and well-educated in front of men, but in fact she is so insidious behind the scenes, a real little bitch!"
Duan Yingfei frowned, thinking she had heard wrongly. She held her breath and moved closer to the shelf.
Someone on the other side was asking in complete confusion: "Who is Duan Yingfei?"
The other girls snorted, "Nana, you are too out of date. Haven't you even watched "The Temptation of the Campus Prince"? "
"I've read it! I'm a die-hard fan of Wild Teddy, okay? I've been following this comic since the first day it was serialized on the campus forum! But I really have no idea who Duan Yingfei is? Didn't Wild Teddy abandon the comic?"
"Tonight, she just released a spin-off! She said it was the ending to "The Temptation of the Campus Prince", and I was so excited that I clicked on it. But now after reading it, I want to pierce my eyes. A scheming bitch from the law school appeared out of nowhere, that Duan Yingfei, and she seduced our evil architecture department director Zhu Yuanchao, the domineering basketball team captain Chen Jian, and the yandere student union president Li Yilin!"
The girl's tone was still very excited, and it was obvious that she still couldn't accept this ending. "Although I am a philanthropist and loved all of Zhu Yuanchao, Chen Jian and Li Yilin during the series, if the author wanted to marry Lin Kang off to any of them, I would be ok with that. But I just can't accept this. What the hell? Did Duan Yingfei bring money into the group? He actually snatched away all the men who were ambiguous with Lin Kang! There is no place for Lin Kang anymore!"
"Haven't you seen it? This extra episode is called "When Love Is Gone". If you think about it carefully, this name is quite fitting. Just as these fickle men loved Lin Kang in the past, they love Duan Yingfei just as much now..."
"But who does this Duan Yingfei correspond to in real life?"
"That freshman in the law school, there's a freshman with a name that sounds the same as this. I asked my fellow students in the law school about it, and he looks similar to the one in this comic, and he seems to be good at pretending to be weak in front of boys, but he's usually very arrogant around girls..."
These girls obviously took out their resentment about the ending of the comic on the inexplicable new character. They cursed Duan Yingfei while paying the bill, not realizing that the prototype they were discussing was standing at the back of the shelf with a gloomy face.
Duan Yingfei was so angry that she almost exploded on the spot. She took out her cell phone and entered the campus forum. She didn't even need to look for it, "When Love Is Past" came into her sight as a hot post.
Half an hour later, Duan Yingfei felt that she could no longer vent her emotions with just one explosion. Especially when she saw that the scene of her being complacent and embarrassing Tan Yin today was all turned into pictures and uploaded into the comics, she was so angry that even her eyes turned red.
Isn’t this so-called mysterious author Wild Teddy Tan Yin? !
In "When Love Is Gone", Tan Yin portrayed a super annoying character, and what made Duan Yingfei even more upset were those obscene love talks between herself and some basketball team captain and student union president.
"Yingfei, we shouldn't be together..."
"Senior Chen, if falling in love with you is a mistake, I believe it will be the most beautiful mistake in my life! I just want to keep making mistakes with you, just like I will never pass the advanced mathematics exam!"
…
"Baby, do you know why my body is getting weaker day by day? The reason is simple, because I love you too much, my hormone secretion exceeds the range of my body, and my kidneys are weak, so... I am like this today."
"My dear husband, you are still so young, what will you do in the future?"
"Baby, it's okay. Kidney deficiency is not a big deal. Have you forgotten that America invented Viagra a long time ago? A little blue pill can restore our male virility!"
…
Duan Yingfei stared at the phone with bloodshot eyes and was shaking with anger. She kept complaining about Tan Yin causing trouble for her on weekends, but she just relied on the fact that the other party didn't dare to force her because of work. She didn't expect that Tan Yin was such a cruel person.
Duan Yingfei bit her lips until they were raw. She couldn't swallow this anger no matter what. It was clearly a thunderstorm with strong winds, heavy rain and rumbling thunder. It was not suitable to go out at all. But Duan Yingfei didn't care about that. She immediately ran to the school's printing shop with red eyes and printed out all the comic contents in "When Love Is a Thing of the Past" in no time.
Isn't Tan Yin crazy about Chu Hang? Duan Yingfei thought, I will let Brother Chu Hang see the true face and shameless face of this woman, so that she will never get any favor from Brother Chu Hang in her life!
*****
Duan Yingfei was so angry that she was jumping up and down, but the instigator, Tan Yin, was sitting in a window seat in the cafeteria's small dining room, with his chin in his hands, looking at the thunderstorm outside the window with boredom.
"The weather forecast is finally accurate for once." She sighed, smelling the aroma of food in the restaurant and feeling extremely hungry.
Because the weather forecast was almost never accurate, before it started to rain, Tan Yin ran to the cafeteria. She stayed up late last night to draw a cartoon of Duan Yingfei, and got up late this morning. She wanted to have breakfast and lunch together, but as soon as she sat down in the small restaurant, a thunderstorm came.
Now she could only sit miserably by the window, hoping that the rain would stop soon. The thunderstorm came too suddenly and she didn't have time to order any food.
The small restaurants in the cafeteria are independent of the cafeteria windows where you usually get your meals. These small restaurants are located on the top floor of the cafeteria and are contracted to private restaurants. They have everything from Western food, teppanyaki, ramen, Sichuan cuisine, Hunan cuisine, Huaiyang cuisine to dessert and beverage shops. Although the menu options are less than those of the regular restaurants outside, they are much higher-end than the cafeteria windows downstairs. If you are too lazy to leave the school and want to improve your quality of life a little, it is a good choice to choose a small restaurant.
However, no matter how approachable it is, it is not a cafeteria window. Most students still choose to queue up at the cafeteria window downstairs for their meals. Therefore, even at meal time, there are not many people here. Tan Yin has chosen the most expensive Japanese restaurant in the restaurant on the top floor, so there is no one else there except her.
Of course, in the eyes of others, there is no one.
The waitress just turned around and picked up the teapot to pour tea for the only guest, but found that there was no one at the table. She looked out the window at the sudden thunderstorm and thought regretfully that the only customer probably changed his mind and turned around and left the restaurant.
But her regret did not last long, because soon, another man and woman walked into the store. The boy had a somewhat cold temperament, but was tall and had long legs, and his face was more refined than some popular male stars, and the girl was also quite beautiful. They were probably a very pleasing couple.
The waiter bowed expertly and gave the guests a routine welcome in Japanese.
"You two, you can take any seat you like."
"Brother Chu Hang, then let's sit by the window." Duan Yingfei pursed her lips and pointed to the table where Tan Yin was sitting. "Anyway, there's no one over there. It's a bit stuffy here. I want to sit over there and open the window to get some fresh air."
Why are you breathing in the rain? Are you opening the window to get struck by lightning
*****
Tan Yin just stared at Chu Hang and Duan Yingfei as they walked into the Japanese restaurant, and then watched Duan Yingfei pick out her own table from among hundreds...
It was not until Chu Hang pulled out the chair next to her and sat down that Tan Yin finally felt something was real—was she sitting at the same table with Chu Hang and Duan Yingfei for no apparent reason
Fortunately, since she was able to become invisible, Tan Yin was no longer surprised by all kinds of magical situations. However, at this moment, Chu Hang was sitting within an arm's length of her. Tan Yin only needed to lean forward slightly to touch his hand on the dining table. However, because the seat was next to the wall next to the window, Chu Hang sat in the aisle seat, and Tan Yin was locked in the four-person table by him, with no way to leave.
"Here are the menus, gentlemen."
As soon as the waiter took out the menu, Tan Yin couldn't help but say, "Hey? The menu has been updated, it looks good!" She saw the newly designed menu at a glance, and curiously looked at the page in Chu Hang's hand, "Wow, there are finally Arctic scallops in the sashimi category!"
Chu Hang flipped through the pages while Tan Yin followed. Although no one could see or hear her, it did not stop her from enthusiastically reviewing the new menu page by page.
…
*****
Chu Hang felt that he had been unlucky since he received Tan Yin's hair growth helmet. First, he was electrocuted by the thing; then Duan Yingfei called him crying and said that Tan Yin bullied her, and asked Chu Hang to have lunch with her at noon and asked him to help her get justice; then, just as Chu Hang was about to leave the dormitory, a heavy thunderstorm began; and then, on the way to the small restaurant, Chu Hang was splashed with mud on his trouser legs by a speeding motorcycle...
He thought this was probably the peak of his bad luck in life, but just now, he suddenly heard Tan Yin's voice out of nowhere.
Obviously, he and Duan Yingfei were the only customers in the Japanese restaurant, but Chu Hang was very sure that he heard Tan Yin's voice. It was so real, so vivid, and so close, as if... as if she was sitting next to him...
"Hey? The menu has been updated. It looks good!"
"Wow, finally there are Arctic scallops in the sashimi category!"
"Sea urchin! I want to eat sea urchin! Chu Hang, order some sea urchin!"
"Forget about burning the bird, don't you think this name makes a man feel hot under his body?"
…
Chu Hang frowned and rubbed his eyebrows hard. He thought that he must not have slept well last night, and was harassed by Tan Yin, the jinx, for too long, so he had auditory hallucinations. It would be fine after a while. While thinking, he subconsciously flipped through the menu quickly.
As soon as I finished thinking this, Tan Yin appeared again, her tone anxious—
"Please turn the pages slower! I haven't even finished reading that page yet!"
…
Fortunately, Duan Yingfei's voice interrupted this terrible auditory hallucination: "Waiter, please order a plate of ox tongue, beef sukiyaki, eel roll, sashimi platter and cheese oysters. For drinks, please give me two cans of Coke..." After she finished speaking, she looked at Chu Hang, "Brother Chu Hang, do you have anything else to order?"
Unfortunately, before Chu Hang could answer, he heard Tan Yin's voice beside him laughing with gloating pleasure.
"Duan Yingfei, you are really capable. You actually ordered the worst dishes in this restaurant. The teppanyaki beef tongue is too old, the beef sukiyaki is too sweet, and the eel roll is only passing. You didn't even order their most delicious chawanmushi, gyudon, crab meat hotpot, tofu dishes, and hot spring eggs!"
…
"Brother Chu Hang? What's wrong with you? Are you still ordering food?"
Chu Hang frowned, trying to dispel his auditory hallucinations and ignoring Tan Yin's inexplicable words in his mind. He pursed his lips and said, "That's all. Two people are enough."
There were only two customers in the Japanese restaurant, so the dishes were served very quickly. Soon, all of them were served.
"Chu Hang, don't eat the grilled beef tongue, it's really not tasty!"
Chu Hang ignored the auditory hallucination that sounded like the voice-over in a movie or TV drama, and took the first bite of the grilled beef tongue without believing it. Tan Yin's mouth was deceiving, and even if what she said was an auditory hallucination, he should not believe it, and should do the opposite.
It's just... it's just that this beef tongue is too old! Chu Hang realized something was wrong almost as soon as he put it in his mouth. Good dining etiquette made him just frown slightly, and even though he couldn't chew it, he tried to swallow it without changing his expression.
But Duan Yingfei didn't have such good patience. She almost spat out the cow tongue immediately: "Why is it so old?"
“Hahahahahahahahahahaha!”
Chu Hang didn't hear Duan Yingfei's complaints at all. All he could hear was Tan Yin's hearty laughter...
If this voice had not appeared right beside him, Chu Hang would have really suspected that Tan Yin was hiding under the tablecloth of the dining table just like she was hiding under his bed...
"Forget it, let's not eat the ox tongue. Brother Chu Hang, let's eat some Sukiyaki." Duan Yingfei said as she scooped a small bowl of soup for herself. As a result, as soon as she took a sip, she revealed an indescribable expression, "Isn't the soup base too sweet?"
As expected, Tan Yin's voice appeared again in the auditory hallucination—
She gloated and complained: "You should drink more of this sweet soup. Isn't it just because you are feeling bitter?"
…
Chu Hang endured it for a long time, and finally realized that this auditory hallucination might not go away for a while. He chewed the overly old beef tongue, drank the overly sweet Sukiyaki beef soup, listened to the thunder outside the window, and felt almost desperate. He was a good young man, but he was actually hallucinated by Tan Yin!
Even though his heart was in turmoil, Chu Hang maintained a calm and composed look. He reminded himself that when faced with such a situation, he must not panic but stay calm and rational.
Chu Hang, you can do it!
However, the next moment, he heard Tan Yin's voice close to his ear—
"Oysters nourish the kidneys, and cola kills sperm. What a devilish combination. You said that your sister Yingfei has a love-hate relationship with you and can't help herself!"
…
*****
Tan Yin had no idea what Chu Hang was thinking. She sat beside Chu Hang bored, watching him eat elegantly, his picturesque face still showing his usual calm and composed expression.
Although Chu Hang was still as calm and dignified as always, his expression was quite varied during today's meal. Sometimes he frowned, sometimes he rubbed his temples desperately, sometimes he shook his head slightly, and even covered his ears gently when Duan Yingfei wasn't paying attention...
"Chu Hang, you have a lot of expressions today." Tan Yin moved closer to Chu Hang. "But even I have to admit that you are quite pretty when I see you from such a close distance. Look at your skin, it's so delicate, and your face is so white that it's almost reflective. If I hadn't seen you take off your clothes, I would have really misunderstood you!"
Tan Yin propped up her chin with one hand, staring at Chu Hang's profile, her tone apologetic: "I'm sorry, if I had seen you taking off your clothes earlier, I would definitely not have drawn you as the one being pushed down, at least I would have let you conquer other men!"
No one knew what happened, but as soon as Tan Yin finished speaking, Chu Hang, who had been dining elegantly just now, suddenly started coughing as if he was choked.
Tan Yin frowned and said earnestly: "Chu Hang, pay attention to dining etiquette, don't let your character collapse. Your character is always elegant and noble Ice Prince."
Chu Hang cleared his throat and said, "I have a cold and cough."
Duan Yingfei was a little surprised, but she nodded quickly: "Yes! Brother Chu Hang, the temperature has changed a lot recently, you have to take care of yourself!"
Tan Yin couldn't help but curled her lips, "Duan Yingfei, oh Duan Yingfei, has love made you so blind? Your brother Chu Hang obviously didn't cough, he choked!" She rolled her eyes to the sky, "I will never complain about why there are always heroines in movies and TV series dressed as men, with lipstick on their lips and rouge on their faces and big breasts, but the male protagonists can't recognize them. Look, there are a lot of blind people in reality."
"… "
Fortunately, after eating something, Duan Yingfei was finally ready to get to the point. She drank a sip of Coke, calmed down for a while, and her mood instantly dropped. Her face, which was bright just now, now showed a pitiful and desolate look: "Brother Chu Hang, I asked you out today because Tan Yin forced me into a desperate situation and I had no way out. You must help me get justice!"
When Tan Yin heard her name, she couldn't help but pause.
Duan Yingfei didn't give Tan Yin a chance to react. She took out a stack of papers from her bag and placed them in front of Chu Hang, crying and accusing him, "Brother Chu Hang, look, this disgusting cartoon was drawn by her. In it, she turned me into that bad woman..."
Tan Yin looked down and saw that this was her newly released masterpiece "When Love Is Gone".
Duan Yingfei looked haggard: "Brother Chu Hang, the weird heroine in this movie uses the homophone of my name, and she is also a freshman in the law school. Although the details are slightly different, if everyone matches the characters, it will be a slander against me! You must help me! Teach this Tan Yin a lesson!"
Tan Yin sighed. If she hadn’t been invisible, she would have really wanted to pat Duan Yingfei on the shoulder and say, “My friend, you definitely haven’t done your research well. When Love Is Gone is just a special edition of Under Ten Thousand People: The Secret of the School Prince. If you had read The Secret of the School Prince, I believe you wouldn’t have complained to Chu Hang. You should have seen how I drew Chu Hang…”
Duan Yingfei probably wanted to be sentimental, so she squeezed out a few tears while she was talking. She looked at Chu Hang tenderly, "Besides, the things she drew were all fake. I made things difficult for others, I had ulterior motives, I said one thing and did another, I was petty and liked to make things difficult for others. This is not me at all. Brother Chu Hang, don't believe what is said in this cartoon. I am not that kind of person at all!"
Duan Yingfei felt wronged again when she said this. She further complained, "In fact, Tan Yin is the kind of person who is scheming and will do anything to achieve her goals. She is particularly narrow-minded! I know some boys think she is pretty, but beauty is just an appearance. She is a poor student and has no ambition. She is so shameless in pursuing Brother Chu Hang. It is obvious that she is not a serious person. Unfortunately, many boys don't understand. Many boys only look at her face and figure..."
Can't these three old words be changed
"Yes, yes, yes. I have tattoos, drink, smoke, and swear... But I know I'm a good girl. Real bitches like to act innocent, pure, shy, and wear pink clothes. Men are superficial and only look at the surface. So, they can only miss good girls and then be deceived by bitches and suffer. Only women can tell who is the real bitch."
Tan Yin didn't even want to roll her eyes when she heard this: "Duan Yingfei, I really didn't know you. I didn't realize that you are also an internationally renowned character appraiser, the only holder of an internationally recognized bitch appraiser license, and the heir of Avril Lavigne."
Tan Yin glanced at Duan Yingfei's chest while speaking: "But, generally speaking, when you attack others, you don't attack yourself. Duan Yingfei, I think your chest is indeed too flat. If anyone wants to marry you in the future, they won't be able to tell whether you are facing up from the front or the back in bed."
Not sure if it was an illusion, but as soon as Tan Yin finished speaking, she noticed that Chu Hang beside her rubbed his temples as if he couldn't bear it anymore, as if he wanted to dispel something. His expression was indescribable.
Tan Yin became concerned: "Chu Hang, you have rubbed your head several times, is it a migraine? I heard that migraine can cause insomnia, insomnia can cause hair loss, hair loss can cause anxiety, anxiety can cause insomnia, insomnia can cause hair loss, it's a vicious cycle, you have to be careful!"
"… "
"Huh? Why are you clenching your fists so tightly? Using so much force? Your knuckles are turning white!" Tan Yin stared at Chu Hang's hands. "Are you really provoked by Duan Yingfei's words? Are you so angry? You weren't this emotional when I drew that cartoon of you? This shouldn't be the case. Could it be that shouting "brother" has such a strong effect? Can it make a man suddenly have a crazy secretion of adrenaline and be full of protectiveness?"
Tan Yin leaned close to Chu Hang's ear, unbelieving, "Then I'll call you twice and try? Brother Chu Hang, Brother Chu Hang..."
*****
Chu Hang felt his hair stand on end. This auditory hallucination was so strong that no matter how calm he was, it became more and more serious. Tan Yin's voice in his mind could even speak fluently with the changing scenes. Duan Yingfei was crying while Tan Yin's voice was complaining. The most outrageous thing was that the voice just called him "Brother Chu Hang".
Chu Hang was used to Tan Yin's daily jokes, but he usually kept his distance from her. He had never been so close to her voice, especially now.
Her voice was deliberately coquettish, with a bit of tenderness at the end, and she whispered in Chu Hang's ear -
"Brother Chu Hang..."
It was clearly the same four words, but the feeling when Tan Yin called them out was completely different from Duan Yingfei's. There was a gorgeous richness in her voice that was hard to describe...
"Ah, Brother Chu Hang, why did your Coke spill?" Duan Yingfei's voice called Chu Hang back to his senses. He heard her complaining, "Brother Chu Hang, are you worried about something? Why do I feel like you're absent-minded today?"
Chu Hang felt that he could not let himself be led astray by the auditory hallucination any longer. He pursed his lips, looked at Duan Yingfei, and decided to ignore the horrible auditory hallucination no matter what. But just as he was about to speak, he heard Tan Yin's voice in his ear.
She sighed first: "To be honest, calling me Brother Chu Hang really makes me feel out of place. Every time I hear it, I can't help but want to sing a song, especially a nostalgic one. With Duan Yingfei's sad face, it's quite appropriate!"
Then, before Chu Hang could react, he could hear Tan Yin's singing voice.
"How many good sisters do you have? Why is each of them so haggard? How many good sisters do you have? Why does each of them marry tears..."
"… "
*****
Duan Yingfei was obviously very dissatisfied with Chu Hang's absent-mindedness. In order to deepen the effect of her accusation, she immediately stretched out three fingers and swore to the sky: "I promise that what I said is true. Tan Yin and I have no feud at all. She just ruined my reputation because she saw that you and I are close, brother Chu Hang, and she couldn't catch up with you. She was jealous of me."
She glanced at the slightly open window and swore passionately, "If what I said is a lie, then let the cold rain outside the window hit me hard in the face!"
Come on, sister, Tan Yin thought, how can I not fulfill such a simple wish? She stretched out her hand and casually opened the window that was originally slightly open for ventilation.
Duan Yingfei was stunned as she stared at the window that was slightly open just now. Suddenly, it creaked as if it was blown open. Then, the rain outside the window poured in like a bucket. The wind blew right at Duan Yingfei, blowing all her hair onto her face. The big raindrops were cold and hit her face coldly as she said...
Duan Yingfei's face suddenly looked a little embarrassed...
She closed the window and said awkwardly: "I... I'm going to the bathroom."
It would have been fine if Duan Yingfei hadn't said anything. As soon as she said it, Tan Yin felt that she also wanted to go to the toilet. However, due to her current position, Chu Hang was firmly blocking her way to the aisle. She couldn't move at all until Chu Hang left.
Tan Yin wanted to hold it in a little longer, but the more she held it in, the more difficult it was to ignore the urge to go to the bathroom.
She looked at Chu Hang who was sitting beside her with a bitter face: "Chu Hang, don't you want to pee?"
Perhaps because of listening to Duan Yingfei's tearful accusation against him, Chu Hang's expression was not very good today. His brows were slightly furrowed and his face was sullen, maintaining his usual style of being difficult to please and difficult to approach.
Taking advantage of the fact that he couldn't hear her, Tan Yin tried to persuade him earnestly, "Brother, really, you should go to the toilet! Drink less cola and more water, otherwise you will get prostate disease when you get old. I saw a news report last time that said that men's diseases are increasing at a rate of 3% per year, becoming a serious killer that endangers men's health."
Chu Hang's profile was still handsome and calm. He was about to reach out his hand to take a sip of Coke, but he turned his hand halfway and picked up a tissue, wiping his mouth very elegantly...
His expression was so calm and steady, and his movements were so natural, that Tan Yin didn't notice anything wrong at all. Plus, she was holding her urine so tightly that she was anxiously hoping that Chu Hang would get up.
"Chu Hang, go pee."
It’s a pity that Chu Hang remained motionless.
"Chu Hang, men should pee when it's time to pee."
Tan Yin knew it was useless, but she couldn't help but mutter it, and used it to distract herself from the thought of going to the toilet: "Don't think that going to the toilet too often is like frequent urination, which makes people feel that your kidneys are not good. Holding urine is very dangerous. Holding urine can cause cystitis, which is even more harmful to men's health!"
"It's not a sin for men to pee..."
…
*****
Duan Yingfei left the table and went to the toilet. Chu Hang originally wanted to take the opportunity to calm down, but not only did he fail to calm down, the auditory hallucination became more and more fierce. Even though he continued to be calm and ignored it, Tan Yin's voice became closer and clearer. This time she actually persuaded him to go to the toilet, and kept saying this in his ear, which was like mental pollution.
Chu Hang didn't want to go to the toilet at all, but he was annoyed by the sound of "Chu Hang, go pee". He finally stood up and decided to go to the toilet to wash his face with cold water to calm down.
What almost surprised him was that when he stood up, Tan Yin's annoying voice miraculously stopped! Until Chu Hang washed his hands in the bathroom and came out, the voice did not appear again.
Maybe I am really too tired recently, and washing my face with cold water is really effective in restoring my sanity.
When Chu Hang returned to his seat, Duan Yingfei had also sat back. She looked at Chu Hang with a smile and said, "Brother Chu Hang, the Sukiyaki pot is not tasty, so I just ordered some Japanese ramen."
This Japanese restaurant is very efficient. Not long after Duan Yingfei finished speaking, the waiter brought noodles to the two of them.
Chu Hang was no longer troubled by the auditory hallucinations, and he was in a very good mood. Seeing the ramen, his appetite was aroused. He picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat. The auditory hallucinations still did not appear again. Chu Hang's tense mood finally relaxed a little, and he finally returned to normal.
Just when he calmed down and was about to eat ramen, Tan Yin's voice came again.
This time, the voice was not next to his ear, but not far away from him, as if it was standing in the aisle.
Chu Hang only heard her shouting in doubt—
"Why did you order ramen? I just went to the kitchen of this Japanese restaurant and saw that fat chef just picked his nose and started cooking without washing his hands. I thought he was serving it to a new customer, how could it be your order? He must have been picking his nose for about ten minutes and then just flicked it. If you round it up, if you eat this ramen, isn't it the same as eating his booger?"
Duan Yingfei was just about to eat noodles when she saw Chu Hang opposite her suddenly change color on his handsome face. He stopped holding the chopsticks completely and looked extremely bad, as if he had encountered a devastating blow and even his outlook on life was about to collapse. A person who was so particular about dining etiquette actually threw down his chopsticks without a care, and then pulled his own chopsticks away rudely.
Duan Yingfei was shocked: "Brother Chu Hang? What's wrong with you?"
Chu Hang's face darkened: "Don't eat ramen."
"Why?"
"Because I'm full."
Duan Yingfei was very puzzled: "But I'm not full yet, if you don't want to eat, then I will."
Chu Hang glanced at Duan Yingfei and said, "You shouldn't eat anymore. I feel like you've gained weight recently."
"… "
Chu Hang knew that what he heard in his hallucinations didn't count at all, but he couldn't help it. He had a slight mysophobia and there was really no way he could calmly eat ramen after hearing these things.
He even didn't want to come to this restaurant anymore. It wasn't just the ramen problem, the feng shui of this restaurant was probably problematic. It felt like he was listening to an entire stand-up comedy performance by Tan Yin.
In the end, Chu Hang didn't want to stay even a minute longer, so he paid the bill and left the Japanese restaurant without saying anything.
Duan Yingfei didn't understand, but she still tried to continue to complain about Tan Yin. Along the way, she kept complaining, not knowing that Tan Yin was hiding under Chu Hang's umbrella and walking with them.
"Brother Chu Hang, about Tan Yin's matter..."
Unfortunately, before it was Tan Yin's turn to complain, Chu Hang interrupted Duan Yingfei with a firm attitude: "You should solve your own problems." He added coldly, "Don't mention Tan Yin in front of me anymore."
"Wow! Cool! Handsome! Chu Hang, I can't help but fall in love with you like this! Yes, how can I allow Duan Yingfei to slander me in front of you?! What kind of friendship do we have? We are both construction workers. In the future, we will stay up late together to study the guide to hair loss prevention. Just based on this mutual admiration, you, Duan Yingfei, can mention my name Tan Yin at will..."
Before Tan Yin finished speaking, Chu Hang's cold voice came over -
"Because just hearing her name makes my head swell."
"… "
The slap in the face was timely, fierce, accurate and steady. Tan Yin looked embarrassed. She thought, if she was not sure that she was invisible and Chu Hang could not see or hear her, she would have thought that Chu Hang was deliberately hitting back at her.
However, Tan Yin no longer had the intention to continue the unilateral fight. The thunder was gradually weakening and the rain was getting lighter. It seemed that the thunderstorm was about to stop.
Now that they were only a few steps away from the Zhixing Building, Tan Yin immediately ran out of Chu Hang's umbrella, ran into the building first, found a cubicle in the women's restroom and hid there, waiting for herself to recover.
She was almost starving and was so focused on what to eat that she didn't notice anything unusual about Chu Hang on his way back.
He was even quieter than usual.
Chu Hang naturally had to remain silent. Not only was he silent, he was actually very heavy. No matter who it was, if they suddenly had such terrible auditory hallucinations, they would probably not be optimistic. Being able to remain calm and not change his expression when facing a huge situation, and not revealing any abnormality in his behavior, Chu Hang felt that he had used up all his life's calmness and composure.
If I tell them all about this incredible thing, I'm afraid no one will believe me. I just think there's something wrong with my mental state and I'm afraid I'll be sent to the hospital right away, or even ordered to drop out of school to recuperate...
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Bai Duanduan reluctantly returned to City A from City B to practice law. As a result, that night she felt that although she gave up the client resources in City B, it was totally worth it to return to City A and start over!
She fell in love with a man at first sight in the court. The man had deep brows, gentlemanly temperament, stern appearance, and was well dressed. He was simply stunning.
The other party was answering the phone at the moment, and the slightly frowning look on his face made him look like a fairy from heaven.
Bai Duanduan's heart was beating hard, and just as she was about to take the initiative, she finally heard the content of the other party's call -
"Who is the other lawyer? Bai Duanduan? Okay, tell her, you want to reconcile? Dream on."
“There’s no case I can’t win, and no executive I can’t fire.”
…
Later, Bai Duanduan found out that the other party was Ji Lin, a well-known weirdo in the legal circle of City A.
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One day later, Bai Duanduan and Ji Lin had an argument.
Bai Duanduan threatened: Break up! We must break up!
Ji Lin: I've always been the only one who fired others. You want to fire me? Dream on.
Bai Duanduan died angrily: Okay, then just fire me!
Ji Lin: No
After a moment, he added expressionlessly: I can't bear to do that.
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