This thunderstorm was beyond Tan Yin's expectations. It was so fierce that there was no sign of stopping. Large groups of dark clouds gathered in the sky, and it felt like a dark cloud was pressing down on the city. The weather in this city during the rainy season was so unpredictable. The sky was sunny just now, but now it was dark, and it felt like night was about to fall.
Tan Yin had just witnessed a failed hookup and was trapped in the small stone pavilion by the thunderstorm. Little did she know that on the other side, Jiang Yilu was also trapped under a mushroom sculpture in the botanical garden.
This is a group of mushroom sculptures, one after another. When the thunderstorm came, Jiang Yilu only had time to find a nearby mushroom and hide under the mushroom umbrella. The shape of this mushroom is cute and a little exaggerated. The mushroom umbrella is very large and drooping. When Jiang Yilu stood under it, the whole person was completely covered by the mushroom umbrella. From the back, she had no idea that there was a person under the mushroom.
Jiang Yilu had not been under the mushrooms for long when she heard footsteps behind her. It sounded like someone was running under the mushroom umbrella.
"Ouch, my hair is all wet, how annoying."
She is a girl with a cheerful voice.
Jiang Yilu was just about to turn around and say hello to this girl who was also a wanderer in the world, when she heard the voice she least wanted to hear -
"Stand inside and I'll block the wind."
When enemies meet, they are extremely jealous of each other. This person turned out to be Xu Yu!
Jiang Yilu thought bitterly, even at this time, he still didn't forget to maintain his gentlemanly demeanor and pose coquettishly. This girl's voice sounded fresh, and she must be a new girl who he picked up from somewhere. Xu Yu is really an unfaithful man!
Jiang Yilu hid in the mushroom umbrella at the back, listening to Xu Yu and the girl chatting casually under another mushroom behind him. Although he didn't want to admit it, Xu Yu had a wide range of knowledge. He talked about astronomy and geography, and then the national economic situation; then he changed the topic and talked about his domestic travels and several backpacking experiences abroad.
"You must be careful in Egypt. Don't just accept their services casually because you think Egyptians are particularly hospitable and enthusiastic. Even if you take a piece of tissue handed to you by an Egyptian in the toilet, he may ask you for a tip. All services and enthusiasm are clearly marked with a price..."
"You may not think that there is a very special delicacy in Iceland, which is rotten shark meat. The shark is buried in the sand and allowed to rot for half a year. It is then dug out and dried, and then paired with Icelandic wine. It is very popular locally."
…
Not to mention the girls who were under the same mushroom with Xu Yu, even Jiang Yilu had to admit that she was listening with great interest.
The two men chatted about something else, and somehow the conversation shifted from the players' personal lives to their respective love lives.
Knowing that Xu Yu didn't have a girlfriend, the girl said shyly: "Xu Yu, maybe you have already felt it, in fact, I am not good to you..." She paused, "If you don't have a girlfriend, can I be your girlfriend?"
Wonderful! I actually caught up with the live confession! Although her throat was a little tingling, Jiang Yilu tried hard to hold back her cough and pricked up her ears to listen.
Xu Yu was obviously caught off guard by the girl's sudden confession: "I'm sorry, I..."
Although the girl's voice was shy, she was very brave since she had confessed her love. "But you said you don't have a girlfriend, so why don't you try with me? We have been classmates since high school, and I applied for law school because of you. I have been waiting for you for so many years, but now I don't want to wait anymore. You are always so popular with girls. I am afraid that if I wait any longer, I will have no chance..."
The girl had obviously suppressed her emotions for many years, and she actually started crying as she spoke.
Xu Yu's voice really became flustered: "Don't cry, don't cry yet."
"Then will you agree to it?" The girl simply said, "You just said that many relationships can be cultivated. Why can't you agree to it? Try to cultivate it with me?"
Faced with this somewhat paranoid love, the direct reply of "I don't agree to you because I don't like you" is really too hurtful. Even Jiang Yilu felt a little embarrassed for Xu Yu.
I don't know how Xu Yu came up with a quick answer: "I can't be with you. Although I don't have a girlfriend, I have someone I like! If nothing unexpected happens, she will become my girlfriend soon!"
The girl really didn’t give in: “Who is that? Tell me who it is!”
Jiang Yilu was gloating over Xu Yu's embarrassment, but in the excitement she let down her guard and couldn't help the itchy throat, so she coughed.
"Who?!" The girl was very sensitive. "Who's there?"
Seeing that she couldn't hide any longer, Jiang Yilu could only crawl out from under her mushroom and greet the two people opposite. She explained, "I didn't mean to eavesdrop. I was hiding here before you. The atmosphere was so good when you were confessing your feelings just now, and I didn't want to disturb you..." Jiang Yilu assured, "Don't worry, I guarantee it with my personality. This matter is known to heaven, earth, you and me, and I will never reveal it to anyone!"
After Jiang Yilu finished speaking, she couldn't help but look at Xu Yu with a teasing look as if she was watching a good show. She was extremely gloating at the moment.
Xu Yu glanced at Jiang Yilu and suddenly smiled. This smile looked cunning no matter how you looked at it. Just when Jiang Yilu had a feeling that something bad was going to happen and was about to slip away, Xu Yu pulled her over and said -
"To be honest, this is the person I like."
Jiang Yilu:
Xu Yu ignored Jiang Yilu's stiffness and took her arm around his shoulders: "We are developing very steadily now, and we are heading for marriage."
"Me and you? What? I didn't..."
Before Jiang Yilu finished speaking, Xu Yu interrupted her and changed the subject, saying gently, "Lulu, don't be like this. I don't want to hide our relationship anymore, and you don't have to be shy to deny it..."
After Xu Yu finished speaking, he looked back at the girl opposite him and said, "Chen Han, I'm sorry, I do have someone in my heart. I'm very grateful that you like me, but you are so nice, you will definitely find a more suitable boy."
The girl named Chen Han widened her eyes, obviously unable to accept this development. However, the impact of reality was too strong. She even forgot to cry. She just bit her lips, then rushed into the rain without saying a word and ran away alone.
As soon as she left, Xu Yu let go of Jiang Yilu's shoulders.
Jiang Yilu was furious: "Xu Yu, if you want to refuse, just refuse others. Why do you use me as a shield?"
Xu Yu glanced at Jiang Yilu and said without any guilt, "Because this way she can completely give up and stop wasting time on me. She can start a new life and like someone new. I didn't know she had been waiting for me for so many years. I don't want her to keep waiting with hope."
"What about my reputation? If this gets out, I don't want to lose my reputation!"
Xu Yu raised his eyebrows and snorted, "You're the one who accused me of being a pervert and a hooligan, taking advantage of you. I'm the one who slept in the same bed with you. With such a close relationship, what's wrong with hyping up a couple?"
Jiang Yilu was shaking with anger. She was still wearing her swimsuit, and the cover-up over it had been soaked by the rain. Now that the rain was accompanied by a cold wind, she not only started coughing, but also sneezing.
"Put it on." Xu Yu took off his clothes and threw them to her. "I originally wanted to give them to Chen Han, but now you can get them for free."
"I won't wear it!"
Xu Yu didn't listen to Jiang Yilu's words. He forcefully put his clothes on Jiang Yilu and said, "Okay, I was wrong just now, but I was in a hurry and my brain short-circuited. I could only come up with such a lame excuse. If there are any unfavorable rumors about you in the future, I will clarify them for you. If I cause you any losses, I will bear unlimited compensation liability for you. Is that okay?"
"Then write me an agreement!"
Xu Yu glared at him. "Why are you so rigid? I've already said this much. We can just be friends and make peace. Do you really want me to write an agreement? Besides, what's wrong with having a scandal with me? I'm also very popular in the law school, okay? Some people even nicknamed me the Law School Daniel Wu!"
"Oh, you are the Wu Yanzu of the Law School, then I am the Qiu Shuzhen of the Architecture Department!"
"… "
*****
This thunderstorm lasted for a long time. Tan Yin hid in the stone pavilion for a long time, but finally she couldn't bear it anymore and rushed back to the room in the B&B in the rain. She was almost soaked to the skin. When she ran into the bathroom in the room to take a hot bath, she found that the water in the B&B was cut off!
"Boss, how long will the water supply be cut off? Can we still take a hot shower?!"
"That's right. I'm so wet and sticky. It's so uncomfortable."
Sure enough, several girls' complaints were heard outside the door.
The owner of the B&B also kept trying to comfort everyone: "There is really no way to stop the water outage. It's because the renovation next door dug up a water pipe and they have already hired someone to repair it. However, we have two shower rooms on the first floor. The water pipes they use are not the same as the one that was dug up. We still have hot water supply, so you can take a shower. You can go..."
Tan Yin then remembered that this homestay did have two public bathrooms on the first floor, one for each gender. They were originally set up to facilitate washing for guests returning from the swimming pool or the beach, and were therefore relatively simple. There was only one shower head in each shower room, with no partitions or curtains, just a bare shower head. Although the shower room was not small, it could only accommodate one person at a time.
Tan Yin ran downstairs and saw that someone was already taking a shower in one bathroom, and there were many girls waiting outside the door, lining up one after another. The other bathroom was a little off, at the corner of another house, but it was not hard to find, so when Tan Yin walked to the door of this bathroom and found it empty, she was very surprised.
Duan Yingfei, who was also at the door of the bathroom, was also surprised. She went into the bathroom with clothes, but had to come out soon.
"No wonder no one wants this room, the door lock is broken! Who dares to take a shower in there!" Duan Yingfei muttered, and walked out of the bathroom with a gloomy face, "What kind of crappy B&B is this? There is only one public shower room, and people can only come one at a time." She slammed the door of this bathroom, and then saw the note outside the door saying "This door is broken, temporarily unavailable". Duan Yingfei glared at the note, then looked at the long queue at the door of the other bathroom, and lamented, "It will take forever!"
After Duan Yingfei finished speaking, she kicked the stone at her feet angrily. Although she was reluctant, she had to join the long queue outside another bathroom.
However, Duan Yingfei gave up on the bathroom with a broken door lock, but Tan Yin was concerned about it. She went forward to check and found that the hot water supply in the bathroom was normal, but the door could not be closed. There was a chair in the bathroom for people to put clothes.
Then just block the door with a chair and you can take a shower, right
Although this chair is not very useful, if the wind is strong, it will easily blow the bathroom door open. However, it is still raining heavily outside at this moment, with thunder and gusts. It looks like it will not stop for a while. Since it will not stop, she can remain invisible. Even if the door is accidentally pushed open or blown open by the wind, no one can see her anyway. Moreover, as long as the door is closed, the words "This door is broken and temporarily unavailable" will be posted, and normal people probably won't come to check it again. Tan Yin is also very confident in her shower speed. It only takes ten minutes, and she can finish it in these ten minutes. She is very confident in her intuition. Anyway, she just needs to find a way to take a hot bath and get rid of the sticky feeling of being wet.
After making such a happy decision, Tan Yin went into the bathroom, blocked the door with a chair, and began to take off her clothes to wash...
It’s just that facts prove that sometimes people really can’t rely on luck. Once you take risks and think that you can get away with it, something bad will happen…
Tan Yin had just taken off half of her short-sleeved shirt when there was a knock on the bathroom door, followed by Xu Yu's voice.
"Anyone there?"
He knocked for a while and found no one responded, so he said to himself: "It seems that no one is inside, let's push it in and take a look. The door lock is broken, but there is still hot water, right? I can take a shower with hot water. I am so sticky and uncomfortable." As he spoke, he opened the door completely, "Sure enough, there is no one inside, but how can there be a chair against the door if there is no one? How did they do that? It feels like a murder case in a locked room..."
In addition to Xu Yu, Chu Hang who was following behind Xu Yu also appeared in front of Tan Yin.
Almost at this critical moment, Tan Yin quickly put her short-sleeved shirt back on. Although she knew they couldn't see, as Tan Yin, if she really took off her clothes, she probably wouldn't be able to accept the embarrassment and shame. She could only squeeze into the corner, hoping that Xu Yu and Chu Hang would leave quickly.
*****
Chu Hang and Xu Yu met at the door of the room. Both of them were wet from the rain. They found that there was no water in the room, so they had to go downstairs. Then they were successfully persuaded to leave by the long queue at the door of another bathroom. They followed the clues and found the bathroom with the broken door.
But compared to Xu Yu's surprise, Chu Hang's face looked as if he had seen a ghost and it was hard to describe.
This terrible auditory and visual hallucination is coming again!
The empty bathroom in Xu Yu's eyes was completely different in Chu Hang's eyes. Chu Hang could clearly see Tan Yin huddled in the corner of the bathroom with her clothes in disarray. She seemed to be drenched by the recent shower. The outline of her body could be vaguely seen under the white short-sleeved shirt, which seemed to be put on randomly, with a loose neckline, revealing a white and round shoulder and the collarbone below.
Although he knew it was just an illusion, Chu Hang couldn't help but glanced at that shoulder a few times.
Chu Hang was thinking randomly in his mind, people always describe collarbones as sexy, he used to sneer at it, but now he thinks that maybe this description is not wrong.
Just when he was daydreaming, Xu Yu turned on the shower head and tried it. He was quite surprised: "Chu Hang, the water is hot, you can take a shower!"
Seeing Chu Hang standing at the door with an uncertain expression, he thought he was thinking about something, so he patted his shoulder naturally and said, "Don't think about it. Wash first. I'll hold the door for you."
Chu Hang, who had been frowning just now because he was uncomfortable in the rain, rejected Xu Yu's proposal without a second thought. He pursed his lips and said, "No, I don't want to take a shower now."
Although Xu Yu was puzzled, he did not think much about it: "Then I will take a shower, you hold the door for me." He smiled, "Girls just don't want to take a shower while the other one watches. They feel embarrassed and it invades each other's privacy. That's why we can't make good use of this bathroom with a broken door lock. But we are friends, and we boys don't mind seeing each other's naked bodies. What's the big deal!"
After he said that, he began to take off his clothes and wanted to take a shower.
As a result, just as Xu Yu's hand touched his pants, Chu Hang, who had been standing there coldly, suddenly walked up quickly and stopped him from taking a shower in an almost rude manner.
Xu Yu was shocked:
Chu Hang said with a straight face: "Xu Yu, a man should respect himself. Put on your pants."
"ah???"
Even though he knew that Tan Yin's appearance was an illusion, Chu Hang still subconsciously wanted to stop Xu Yu from taking a shower. This scene was simply too... too absurd. Even if it wasn't real, he couldn't help but want to stop this magical scene from happening.
Chu Hang's mind was a little confused. He didn't want to think about whether he didn't want Xu Yu to be seen by Tan Yin while taking a bath, or he didn't want Tan Yin to see Xu Yu taking a bath...
Although the order of subject, predicate and object is different in these two situations, the result will not matter as long as Xu Yu is stopped.
Xu Yu was really confused: "I want to take a shower, what's the point of self-respect? How can I take a shower without taking off my pants? Are you like those girls, feeling embarrassed even to see other people's bodies?" He looked at Chu Hang deeply, and then suddenly showed a meaningful expression of enlightenment, "I know, is it because you have low self-esteem?"
Chu Hang frowned: "What?"
Xu Yu glanced at Chu Hang with a hint of meaning, and said with a grin, "That's it... that size, are you afraid of being compared to me and feeling inferior?"
It would have been better if she hadn't said this. As soon as she said it, Tan Yin, who had just curled up in the corner in Chu Hang's vision, covered her ears. She lamented, "Oh my God, what did I do wrong to have to listen to such a confusing conversation!"
Chu Hang rubbed his brows, his temples throbbing with anger: "Xu Yu!"
Xu Yu was still smiling nonchalantly. Not only was he going to take a bath himself, he was also going to let Chu Hang take a bath as well: "Don't be shy. Even if you are younger than me, I won't laugh at you. Come on, let's just compare..."
As Chu Hang was resisting, he heard Tan Yin's voice not far away. Her voice was filled with a sense of despair that had shattered all three perspectives.
"It turns out that men actually do steal glances at each other and compare sizes while using the bathroom! Men! How can you be so vulgar!"
"… "
As luck would have it, after Chu Hang stopped Xu Yu from trying to take off his pants to take a shower, Tan Yin not only squatted in the corner and watched silently, her helpless complaints sounded again like a commentary narration -
“But two men in the same bathroom should be very ambiguous, and they are even pulling and touching each other. According to the novel, the next story should be that the two people are unstable, and then suddenly look at each other deeply, and have a socialist brotherhood. The next scene can only be freely imagined... I feel like I will get stye if I keep watching. Can you two really consider stopping and letting me go?”
"… "
Chu Hang shook his head hard, trying to block out these realistic hallucinations.
He finally broke free from Xu Yu with great difficulty, and immediately stood far away from Xu Yu to avoid suspicion.
Chu Hang pursed his lips and looked at Xu Yu: "Don't make any moves and don't wash yourself. Just walk with me in the rain. I have something I want to talk to you about."
Xu Yuting said innocently: "You can hold an umbrella when you go out in the rain. Why don't you take a shower first?"
Chu Hang paused, thought for a long time, and finally came up with an answer: "Some things are more touching when you say them in the rain."
Xu Yu was naturally unmoved. He quickly pulled down the zipper of his pants and prepared to continue taking them off: "If you insist that you feel good about it, then you can get wet in the rain and I'll hold an umbrella with you. I still want to take a shower..."
"No, you don't."
Chu Hang seemed to be paranoid. He forced Xu Yu to zip up his pants, preventing him from taking a shower. Then, without thinking twice, he dragged him out of the bathroom with a cold face.
A quarter of an hour later, Xu Yu, wearing his still damp clothes and with a bitter face, walked in the rain with Chu Hang.
Fortunately, the thunderstorm finally subsided a little, but it was still very uncomfortable to feel the rain pouring down on my body.
Xu Yu couldn't figure it out. Why did Chu Hang want to have such a love affair with him? What kind of heavy blow did life give this unfortunate child? Did his father not only cheat on his wife, but also have an illegitimate child? Look how irritated Chu Hang was!
The author has something to say: All comments above 20 words in this chapter will receive a red envelope~ (until 8 pm tomorrow when the next chapter is updated)
I beg the reviewer to see me: I am like the male protagonist in a romance novel going to the bathroom with his friend to take a shower... I am really not doing anything pornographic...
(It has been changed 4 times from 10 o'clock last night to today. Xu Yu is not allowed to take off his clothes in the bathroom. I am convinced)
Also, crying and begging for a message for comfort (a woman who struggled until one o'clock last night to unlock the system and got up at six o'clock this morning to continue editing)
Readers' "Walking in Blue" small theater
Doctor: What are the symptoms this time
Chu Hang: I get sick when it rains
Doctor: Are you hallucinating or hearing hallucinations again? My friend, please admit it.
Chu Hang: No! She deliberately attracted my attention! I will never obey her!
Reader's short play "I love learning, but learning doesn't love me"
Yinyin: Chu Hang, you are not young anymore, it’s time to find a companion. Come here, here are many photos of high-quality sows that I found for you, you can pick one.
Chu Hang: (With a strong rejection face) I don’t want anyone except my master!
Reader's "Juicing" Small Theater
Chu Hang: I like the kind of silly, vulgar, beautiful and good-looking Tan Yin
Reader "u醬"'s short theater
Chu Hang: You cut off my peach blossom, what are you going to give me to compensate me? !
Tan Yin: Money is not as important as life, just take it!
Chu Hang: That’s exactly what I want. I’ll marry her!