After Tan Yin's kind words of persuasion, Jiang Yilu finally calmed down a little. She decided not to stay in the dormitory, but to go to the cafeteria to eat something, replenish some sugar, and improve her sense of happiness.
As a result, as soon as she walked into the cafeteria, she saw Xu Yu in the queue in front of the window. He was wearing a white shirt and jeans, and was chatting with the girl behind him with a smile on his face. The girl was unfamiliar. Jiang Yilu had never seen her before. She was probably a freshman in some college. She was quite pretty. The most important thing was that the look in Xu Yu's eyes when he looked at her was obviously full of tenderness. The two of them leaned their heads together and talked in an intimate manner.
When enemies meet, they are especially jealous of each other.
Jiang Yilu was holding her breath. She had lost all her luck in love because of this guy, but he was so happy that he found someone to take over?! How could she tolerate this?! Of course not!
Just as Jiang Yilu was about to rush forward and grab Xu Yu to argue, someone suddenly patted her shoulder.
Jiang Yilu turned around and saw a familiar but not happy face. It was the boy who had followed her a month ago. He was not ugly, just an ordinary normal person, a little fat, and his body from head to toe was covered with branded clothes, but Jiang Yilu hated him no matter how she looked at him.
One time, after she finished studying in the library's study room, she was targeted by this guy. He didn't approach Jiang Yilu, but always followed her slowly. At first, she knew to avoid being seen, so she didn't dare to push too far and only dared to follow from a distance. But after a while, when he found out that Jiang Yilu didn't have a boyfriend, he became even more aggressive. Once, Jiang Yilu was so scared that she ran to the women's restroom to hide. After hiding for half an hour, she found that he was still waiting at the door of the restroom...
Finally, Jiang Yilu called all the girls in the dormitory. The other party probably left because he was afraid of being exposed. Since then, there was peace for a while. But just when Jiang Yilu thought that the matter was over, the other party appeared behind Jiang Yilu again and patted her on the shoulder.
Jiang Yilu was on guard: "What are you doing?"
The other party smiled, lifted the hair on his forehead that had obviously not been washed for more than three days, and took out a bouquet of flowers from behind: "Congratulations, Jiang Yilu, you have passed the test of our Wang family and successfully obtained the qualification to become my girlfriend."
The boy smiled arrogantly. He ignored the looks and comments around him and coughed confidently: "Ever since I saw you in the library study room, I thought you were good-looking and motivated. I thought you had a chance to be liked by my mother, so I observed you for a month."
"I observed your daily schedule, where you went, what you did, what you ate, who you communicated with, and I also wrote a book for you called 'Jiang Yilu's Observation Diary'. After my careful analysis and data collection, I found that you are generally quite good. First of all, you are relatively simple in terms of relationships between men and women. You don't have any messy affairs with multiple people at the same time, and your emotional experience is very simple. Second, your academic performance is in the middle of your college, which is in line with the doctrine of the mean that our Wang family likes. Third, I showed your photo to my mother, and she said it's good. This way, when you and I fall in love and get married in the future, you will be recognized by my mother, and there will be no mother-in-law and daughter-in-law problems."
Not to mention the onlookers, even Jiang Yilu herself was completely confused. It turned out that this little fat guy was not a perverted stalker, but was here to investigate her? ? ?
The little fat man cleared his throat. "But! You still have a lot of room for improvement. For example, first, your diet may not be healthy enough. It is very likely that you are constipated and have hemorrhoids, because once you went to the women's restroom and stayed there for half an hour and didn't come out..."
"puff-"
Although most of the onlookers were very professional and didn't laugh, there were always one or two exceptions. Jiang Yilu looked up and saw Xu Yu in the team laughing with a gloating look on his face. Jiang Yilu glared at him, but he even advised with a playful smile: "Having hemorrhoids is not scary. Haven't you heard the saying, 'If you have hemorrhoids, you can achieve anything. Pay attention to it in your daily life. Mayinglong Hemorrhoid Cream, you deserve it."
How can this person be so mean! Jiang Yilu wanted to rush up and tear Xu Yu apart.
But the little fat man obviously didn't understand the situation, he said directly: "Second, I recently heard about your affair with a dubious man. After my research and visits, I know it's not true, but I hope you can clarify..."
"This is true!" Jiang Yilu was extremely angry, but she calmed down. She smiled, walked to Xu Yu, put her arms around his waist, patted his butt, turned around and warned the little fat boy, "Don't you ever say that my dear is a man of questionable character in the future!"
Xu Yu was stunned. He even forgot to slap Jiang Yilu's hand away and just stared at Jiang Yilu. The girl opposite him was even more shocked. It was obvious that something had happened that shattered her worldview. She couldn't help but cover her mouth with her hands.
snort!
This is exactly the effect we want!
Jiang Yilu thought bitterly, if I don't have a good life, then Xu Yu, don't even think about having a good life. You ruined my love life, and I will ruin your marriage, let's see what happens! If I want to be single for one day, then you can forget about living together!
Besides Xu Yu, the little fat guy was also obviously stunned by this development. He stammered, "You...he...you guys..." He paused before regaining his train of thought, "Jiang Yilu, do you know what you've lost? Do you really want to reject my chance to change your life?"
Jiang Yilu rolled her eyes: "Change my life? Your family has a mine, can being with you change my life?"
"How did you know?! I thought I was keeping a low profile enough!"
"… "
Regardless of whether the other party has a mine at home, Jiang Yilu can be sure that this little fat guy must have a bag in his head. However, it may be that the mine at home gave the little fat guy confidence. After being rejected by Jiang Yilu, he still pursued her relentlessly: "As long as you are willing to leave him, I can buy you anything you want!"
Jiang Yilu smiled and tossed her hair coquettishly: "When I was with my boyfriend, I swore that I would never break up with you until the heavens and the earth unite. Unless my boyfriend Xu Yu dies, I will never be with you." At this point, Jiang Yilu pretended to look at Xu Yu shyly, then she turned her head and said softly, "Either you beat my boyfriend to death, then I will consider being with you?"
The little fat boy looked at Xu Yu with hatred, and that expression seemed like he was really analyzing how to beat Xu Yu to death.
"..." Xu Yu finally couldn't help but clear his throat, "I'm warning you, killing is against the law."
The fat boy's face straightened.
Jiang Yilu immediately added: "Yes, in modern society, we all talk about the rule of law. My boyfriend is studying law. If there is evidence of murder, then they will be sentenced, unless there is no evidence and it was done secretly..."
The little fat man's face showed the struggle of trying to get him a payout.
…
In the end, Jiang Yilu finally relied on her own iron wall to let the fat boy know that having a mine at home was useless. When she finally got rid of this terrible admirer, she found that Xu Yu was looking at her with a sneer on his face.
"If someone uses persuasion, inducement, instruction, instigation, bribery, threats, etc. to instill his criminal intent into a person who originally had no criminal intent, causing him to commit a crime according to the criminal intent of the instigator, he is also guilty of instigation. Jiang Yilu, I think you are really madly testing the edge of breaking the law and committing a crime."
Jiang Yilu spread her hands: "I didn't do anything, how could I have criminal intent?" She deliberately disgusted Xu Yu and said, "Aren't you my dearest boyfriend?"
As Jiang Yilu spoke, she observed the girl next to Xu Yu, who was staring at her, as if waiting for an answer.
Perhaps he wanted to clear his name in front of this girl, Xu Yu was really a little furious: "You are slandering me, do you know that? Who is your boyfriend or girlfriend?"
"That's not what you said last time under the mushroom umbrella in the B&B on the beach." Jiang Yilu said slowly, "Didn't you claim that I am your sweetheart, your little baby, your sweetheart?"
"When did I ever say you're my little darling, my sweetheart? How could I say something so disgusting?!" Xu Yu was furious. He glanced at the girl next to him and said firmly, "Don't listen to her nonsense. I did use her as a shield to make a girl give up, but nothing really happened between us. Don't think too much about it, and don't tell your family when you go back!"
After Xu Yu finished speaking to the girl, he turned his head and looked at Jiang Yilu again: "I was inconsiderate last time and used you as a shield. I apologize, but I only lied to that girl last time. How can you clarify it in the future when you said this in front of so many people in the cafeteria? Are you trying to force a good woman into prostitution?!"
When talking about this, Jiang Yilu became furious: "Xu Yu, Xu Yu, he is an artificial intelligence, you are an artificial retard, do you think there is any difference between announcing your love affair in front of a girl and announcing it in front of everyone in the cafeteria? There is no difference. I tell you, if you have a secret, as long as you tell it to a second person other than yourself, that person will let the whole world help you keep it a secret!"
"… "
Xu Yu wanted to say something when the waitress at the window yelled at him, "What are you looking at, people in line? Hurry up and get your food! Don't waste time!"
Although Xu Yu was unwilling, he could only glare at Jiang Yilu and turn around to order food.
Logically speaking, Jiang Yilu should have left at this time. After all, Xu Yu used her as a shield once, and she also used Xu Yu as a shield once, so the two of them were even. But when Jiang Yilu thought about how she was a single dog but was inexplicably labeled as a beautiful girl with a boyfriend, she gritted her teeth. She glared at the girl next to Xu Yu and decided to ruin Xu Yu's marriage.
The girl was secretly observing Jiang Yilu, so Jiang Yilu simply walked up to her, leaned close to her and persuaded her in a low voice: "Junior sister, although I don't know which college you are from, but in the humanitarian spirit of our fellow female compatriots, why should we women embarrass women, right? Although Xu Yu and I are indeed not boyfriend and girlfriend, there is one thing I hope you know. Before, Xu Yu signed up for our architecture department's field trip, but on a dark and windy night, he, who looked righteous, actually pried open my door and secretly climbed onto my bed..." Jiang Yilu narrated in a confidant style, "Although in the end, because of my bravery, nothing happened, but I have reasonable reasons to suspect that Xu Yu is not a decent person. I suggest you tell your family about this episode! Let them check it for you!"
The girl didn't seem shocked at all. She just looked at Jiang Yilu with interest, then smiled. She lowered her head and sent a message, then looked up: "Okay, sister, I've told my family."
"Yeah!" Jiang Yilu was quite satisfied. She was sure that she had successfully ruined Xu Yu's romance. After all, which girl's family would want their child to date a boy like this? Jiang Yilu was very proud of herself, so she ran away while Xu Yu was still ordering food.
Xu Yu ordered the dishes with a gloomy face, looked around, and sure enough, Jiang Yilu was nowhere to be seen. He snorted in his heart, thinking that she was smart enough to run away.
So Xu Yu held the plate and raised his chin towards his sister Xu Han: "Let's go and eat."
Xu Han smiled and came over: "Brother, this Jiang Yilu is quite interesting. I want to meet her. And she is from the Department of Architecture? Didn't I want to exchange to the Department of Architecture in your school? Who knows, she might be my senior in the future. Can you introduce us to each other?"
"You'd better not get to know her. What good can you learn from her?"
"But our mother wants to meet her too!"
Xu Yu:
Xu Han smiled slightly: "Take a look at the WeChat group at home."
…
Five minutes later, Xu Yu raised his head from his phone and roared, "Xu Han, I think you are itching for trouble, right? What rumors are you spreading in the group?! What do you mean by meeting a girl who slept with me for one night but didn't become my girlfriend?! Do you know what my mom sent me in a private message now?! "Those boys who don't know how to respect girls will eventually become infertile", "A scumbag will always be a scumbag", "Twenty male virtues that men must recite"..."
Xu Han still looked innocent and said, "I'm not talking nonsense. Senior Jiang Yilu just said that you crawled into someone's room and slept with them for a night while you were collecting architectural materials."
"It was a misunderstanding! A misunderstanding! I didn't do anything to her! I just walked into the wrong room!"
"I didn't lie. I just said that you slept in the same bed for the whole night. I didn't say what happened between you." Xu Han blinked. "Who told my parents to have unhealthy thoughts and pornographic ideas?" She sighed and pretended to be serious. "Of course, this can't be blamed on my parents. You should blame yourself. I'm sure that's the impression you left on your parents. When everyone heard about this, they concluded that you did something worse than an animal to that girl without any analysis..."
After Xu Han finished speaking, he knew that something was wrong. He made a face at Xu Yu and ran out of the cafeteria.
Unable to finish his meal, Xu Yu dropped his plate and chased after Xu Han.
"Xu Han, you are a fish that slipped through the family planning net. Today I will destroy you humanitarianally!"
*****
Tan Yin was studying structural mechanics when she saw Jiang Yilu, who had just gone out, push open the door and walk back with a gloomy face.
"You've already finished eating? I just did one question!"
Jiang Yilu said angrily, "With my appetite, under normal circumstances, you would not see me again until you finish at least twenty questions. I left so quickly because I didn't eat at all! I was so angry! How can this jinx Xu Yu be so omnipresent? I ran into him when I went to the cafeteria to eat. How unlucky!"
Tan Yin put down the textbook and said, "Have you ever heard of a saying? It took five hundred glances in the previous life to get to pass by each other in this life. According to the frequency of your encounters, your past life must not have been as simple as five hundred glances. It must have been at least five thousand times, the kind that you turned your necks so many times that you twisted them."
Jiang Yilu refused to be outdone: "Then what are you and Chu Hang?"
Tan Yin bit the tip of her pen and said, "Chu Hang and I must have stared at each other for five hundred days and five hundred nights, and in the end, we both died without a clear winner. But no matter what happened in the last life, I must win in this life because I have superpowers and he doesn't."
"… "
Jiang Yilu choked, but then she thought of something. She moved closer to Tan Yin and said, "By the way, sister, speaking of superpowers, can you do me a favor? The next time you are invisible, can you go to Xu Yu and dig up some dirt on him for me if it's convenient?"
Tan Yin refused outright: "No, I am a principled person. I want to devote my limited life to unlimited learning. No one can interrupt my study!"
"I'll take care of your breakfast for the next month."
"Although I have principles, I think sisterhood is more important. I can have a clear conscience if I lend a helping hand to my sisters in distress and save them from danger. However, this goes against my principles. As someone with extremely high moral standards, I still struggle a little bit..."
Jiang Yilu understood and said, "Two months!"
"I'd go through fire and water for my sisters! Deal!"
"… "
*****
Tan Yin didn't expect that she would have her chance to perform so soon. The next day was actually a rainy day. Jiang Yilu used her unique identity and resources as the moderator of the gossip section of the school forum to quickly get Tan Yin information about Xu Yu.
"I have a reliable source who said that Xu Yu and Chu Hang were seen in the school's piano room!" Jiang Yilu asked in her group of informants and added, "In the piano room 204!"
After Jiang Yilu finished speaking, she encouraged the air: "Come on! Tan Yin! You can do it! You will write an article called "Tan Yin Lives Up to the Mission" and it will become a textbook for reading ancient Chinese for primary school students a hundred years from now!"
"… "
Tan Yin stood behind Jiang Yilu invisibly, watching Jiang Yilu lecturing to a real ball of air, and could only shake his head helplessly.
"Have you remembered our battle strategy? Drink the strongest liquor, dig up the darkest dirt, and fuck the wildest dog!"
"A friend's enemy is an enemy, a sister's enemy is an enemy! Never sympathize with Xu Yu!"
…
As a result, until Tan Yin walked out of the dormitory and walked towards the piano room, Jiang Yilu was still preaching to the air without realizing it, and she wanted to teach Tan Yin step by step how to dig up dirty information.
…
Okay, let's divert Jiang Yilu's attention and vent her emotions...
*****
Tan Yin hid under the umbrellas of several girls at one time or another, and then borrowed umbrellas from several people and made her way to the piano room.
"204... 204..."
Jiang Yilu had learned to play the piano and would come to practice occasionally, so she was relatively familiar with the layout of the practice room. However, Tan Yin had no special skills in playing any musical instrument and had never been to the practice room. After searching for a long time, she finally found Room 204 at the end of the corridor on the second floor.
Tan Yin walked to the door and found that God was helping her. The door of the practice room was not closed. Since she was hidden, she walked in with a swagger.
As soon as she entered the piano room, Tan Yin's eyes were attracted by the person sitting in front of the piano.
The boy sitting there had his back to her. He was clearly still between the age of a teenager and a man, but his back was straight and his graceful butterfly bones could be vaguely seen under his white shirt. His neck, exposed by the shirt collar, was so white that it seemed a little cold, but the small black mole on his neck diluted the coldness and added a touch of playfulness and sexiness. The wind from the window gently blew his hair.
This is not Xu Yu, this is Chu Hang.
There was an orange cat lying on his knees. Tan Yin had seen that orange cat several times at school. It was a stray cat. At this moment, it had probably just run out from the thunderstorm outside. Its fur was still wet and covered with a lot of mud. The orange cat probably felt comfortable and rubbed against Chu Hang's arms, successfully getting the mud not only on Chu Hang's pants, but also on his white shirt.
However, Chu Hang, who was usually a clean freak, didn't care at all. He even reached out his hand and stroked the fat cat's back from time to time to smooth its fur. He was a cold and aloof person on weekdays, and his movements of stroking the cat were a bit clumsy. However, at this moment, Chu Hang was surprisingly gentle. This strange gentleness was in stark contrast to his usual coldness, but it made Chu Hang look even more attractive.
It looked like a painting, and Tan Yin couldn't help but hold her breath and stare at it so as not to disturb the scene.
Xu Yu, who was supposed to be there, was nowhere to be found. Chu Hang was the only one in the room at the moment. For some reason, Tan Yin felt a little nervous subconsciously. She couldn't help but take two steps back and accidentally bumped into the trash can on the wall.
Chu Hang turned around following the voice, his facial features were still handsome and delicate, his expression was still hard to please. Tan Yin didn't know if it was an illusion, but she felt that Chu Hang glanced in her direction, and in a panic their eyes even met, although it was only for a moment, because soon, Chu Hang hastily looked away.
He can't see himself; he can't see himself.
Although Tan Yin had repeated it in her mind countless times, she didn't know why her heartbeat quickened again. At that moment, she suddenly understood what it meant to be in love at first sight. When she looked into the eyes of someone who was too good-looking, it was so thrilling with just a simple glance.
The only thing to be thankful for was that Chu Hang couldn't see him, so to him it was just like looking at the air.
Tan Yin touched her cheek and started to feel hot again. She patted her chest and looked up slightly, only to find that Chu Hang's cheek also looked a little red and his expression was a little unnatural.
It seems that my blushing is probably related to the weather. It’s really hot today!
"Chu Hang, do you want an iced Coke?"
Tan Yin was daydreaming when Xu Yu's voice came from outside the door. He strode into the piano room and closed the door.
Chu Hang pursed his lips and said, "No." Then he looked up at Xu Yu and said, "Why did you ask me to come to the piano room?"
"Practice with me!" Xu Yu said with a smile, "There will be a cultural evening at our college next month, and I am asked to play a piece on stage. But you know, I haven't practiced the piano for many years. Now I need to cram for the exam, so I want you to give me some advice."
Tan Yin was stunned. Chu Hang could actually play the piano
Chu Hang said nothing, holding the cat and giving his seat to Xu Yu. Xu Yu sat down, cleared his throat, placed his hands on the black and white keys with great poise, and began to play.
He was playing "Wedding in a Dream". Although he claimed that his hands were rusty after not practicing for a long time, Tan Yin felt that Xu Yu played very well. She could not help but walk to the piano and rest her chin on it, listening in ecstasy.
Today, Jiang Yilu's task was to monitor Xu Yu. Tan Yin, in line with the idea of doing something practical for the person after receiving breakfast for two months, was very professional and kept a close eye on Xu Yu from the moment he entered the piano room, fearing that he would miss any details that could dig up some dirty secrets.
It was just a song. Although she and Xu Yu were class enemies due to her relationship with Jiang Yilu, there was no hatred in front of art. Tan Yin couldn't help but clap her hands.
"Xu Yu! You played so well! I didn't expect you to be such a talent! Although music and painting are completely different fields, we are both in the field of art. Although Jiang Yilu hates you, I decided to appreciate you for a second! You played perfectly!"
Almost at the same time, Chu Hang spoke. His tone was calm, but he was ruthless as soon as he opened his mouth: "The rhythm of the octaves played by the right hand and the rhythm of the left hand are totally inconsistent; your wrist movements are so big, are you playing the piano or cooking? The strength of the movements is also wrong. If there wasn't a piano under you, I would have thought you were doing a blind massage; the sixteenth note part is even more unbearable to listen to."
This wasn't the first time Xu Yu had asked Chu Hang for advice on how to play the piano. Although Chu Hang had many opinions about his piano skills, he had never given such harsh and sharp comments. Did this old man offend him and make him feel bad
Tan Yin was also very upset about this: "Xu Yu plays the piano very well..." She was just about to say "If you can do it, go ahead", but Chu Hang actually did it.
"Please give way."
Xu Yu stood up and gave his seat to Chu Hang. Chu Hang sat down, not forgetting to put the fat cat on his lap, and then put his hands on the black and white keys...
Then, all the black and white keys seemed to be endowed with completely different souls, and Tan Yin was almost completely carried away by the sound of the piano.
Chu Hang, who played the piano, was so elegant and noble that he was completely impeccable. His piano sounded melodious, like flowing water, gentle and lingering. His beautiful, slender fingers danced on the black and white keys. His ten fingers were long and slender, with distinct joints, which made people unable to take their eyes away.
Tan Yin had long known that Chu Hang had beautiful hands, but when these hands played the piano, it was simply... it made people want to lick them!
He just lowered his head slightly, with a small tuft of bangs hanging gently on his forehead, his eyes focused and devoted, the lines of his profile sharp and handsome. At the beginning, his expression was still a little reserved, but when it reached the climax, Chu Hang was obviously completely immersed in the music. His eyes were shining and there was a hint of smile at the corners of his mouth. He was full of energy and looked brilliant.
Chu Hang lost his usual low-key and restrained demeanor when playing. His strong control over the music even made him seem a little arrogant, like a sword drawn from its sheath, sharp yet thrilling.
Some people's brilliance is simply impossible to conceal.
There is no harm without comparison. Just now I thought Xu Yu's playing was heavenly music, but now when compared with Chu Hang's playing, it is simply unbearable to the ears!
The author has something to say: All comments above 20 words in this chapter will receive a red envelope (until 8 pm tomorrow when the next chapter is updated)
Yesterday’s chapter was relatively short, so I’ll update a longer chapter today. Remember to leave me a message!
ps: The secondary CP will not have many scenes, all related plots are mainly to serve the male and female protagonists in the future~
Reader's short play "Zhe Lun's Sleep"
Warning! Warning! The enemy Chu Hang has locked onto the target and is charging up his ultimate move. Please be careful!
Tan Yin:
Reader's "Searching for Children" short play
Yinyin: What does this have to do with Xu Yu? Your luck with women is already ruined!
Yilu:
Yinyin: Have you forgotten about the last time you were shopping for me? You swore on your luck in love, but what happened? Not getting struck by lightning is already a courtesy!
Yilu: It would be better to be struck by lightning. Maybe I will have the same invisibility skill as you. Then you can do whatever you want, right
Reader "Liu Liu Liu"'s short drama
Tan Yin: I'm single! I want to socialize!
Chu Hang let her experience an exciting night that a single person had never experienced before.
Tan Yin: Actually, Chu Hang is my boyfriend.
The girl in charge of writing the list glared at Tan Yin meaningfully, and wrote down each stroke of Tan Yin's name heavily on the list.
On the day the list was announced: Chu Hang leisurely hugged his girlfriend's slender waist.
Tan Yin trembled and held her old waist with one hand, while Erkang held her hand: No, dear, listen to my explanation! She is blatantly jealous of our strong relationship, and this is a crude and poor way to sow discord between us!
Reader "w一蓑烟雨w"'s short theater
Tan Yin: No, no, we can’t go on like this!
Chu Hang (cunning inside but calm on the outside) I’ll tease you, I’ll tease you, just to teach you a lesson.
Reader's "Xu Huaisong's White Moonlight" small theater
Tan Yin: I suspect you are doing something pornographic, but I can't find any evidence.
Chu Hang: Yes, I just flirted with you on purpose, what’s wrong with that
Reader "Yamada Yuu"'s short theater
Tan Yin: Who is saying that in my ear
Chu Hang: My love for you will never change!
Tan Yin: You, get out of here.