You Have Everything I Dislike
我嫌弃的样子你都有
Author: 小布爱吃蛋挞
Latest: Chapter 49
Status: Completed
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Tags: bickering couple cute story doting love interests female protagonist long distance relationship
I wanted to write a book, but I didn’t know what to name it, so I said to the third master, “I want to name the new book. Do you have any suggestions?”
Third Master, who was listening to that song at the time, did not even bother lifting his head before reciting the lyrics, “You’re totally my type.”
I thought the name didn’t sound too bad, just that it was a bit pretentious, so I said, “I want to name it from my perspective, not your point of view. The subject line should be clear. Also, when were you ever my type?!”
Third Master was quite aggrieved. “Oh…,” he weakly asked, “Then, you’re totally not my type?”
I stroked my chin and thought to myself, ‘That actually doesn’t sound bad.’ Right then, another very serious question popped into my mind. “But why am I still with you when you’re not even my type?”
Third Master was dumbfounded. Closing the computer, he came over to pat me on the head. “Don’t dwell over such complicated questions… Wanna eat durian? Shall I buy you some?”
My mood suddenly changed for the better and I exclaimed, “Wanna, wanna! Buy, buy, buy!”
Really, with just these eight words I can love him for another eight years.
想写个段子集，不知道起什么名字，于是问三爷，“我要给新书起个名字，你有什么建议没？”
三爷当时正在听歌，头都没抬的说了句歌词，“我喜欢的样子你都有。”
我觉得这个名字还不错，就是有些矫情，于是告诉三爷，“是要站在我的立场上起名字，不是站在你的角度，主语宾语要分清楚，我什么时候那么喜欢你了？！”
三爷挺委屈的“哦……”了一声，然后弱弱的问，“那就，我嫌弃的样子你都有？”
我摸着下巴想了想，“这个不错。”然后忽然又想到了很严肃的问题，“但是我这么嫌弃你，为什么还一直跟你在一起？”
三爷无语，盖上电脑走过来拍拍我脑袋，“别想那么复杂的问题了……吃榴莲不？给你买去？”
于是我的心情骤然晴朗，只记得嚷着“吃吃吃！买买买！”
真的，就这八个字，我能再爱他八年。
本文又名《你喜欢的样子我都有》【说我不害臊的，放学小卖铺见！】
一些没什么用的话
1、这是我和三爷的日常段子集，有新梗也有你们看过的，整理了一下有条理了一些。
2、更新什么的估计会日更，然而短小的我早被嫌弃透了我也就不怕什么了。
3、你们可以尽情的哈哈哈，但是不留言我会生气，我生起气来连我自己都打！
4、这本不发红包了，直接送礼物，麻烦关注我微博，别错过捡漏的机会~