The third master is one year younger than me. The vicissitudes of the name of the third master is not because he is mature, it is my abbreviation for his "third master".
In the winter when the north wind is howling, when the third master and I were crossing the overpass, we saw a stall selling fried chestnuts with sugar. I didn't bring any money that day, so I took the initiative to show weakness to the third master.
I said, "You buy me a chestnut, and I won't scold you for no reason this month."
The third master thought for a while, and asked me seriously: "If Li Yifeng and I stood in front of you at the same time, who would you choose?"
My eyes are firm: "Choose you!"
Then I muttered in my heart, is the third master stupid? Where will Fengfeng get my turn to choose? !
As a result, the third master left after listening to Meteor's Stride, and left me a sentence: "A woman who lies is not worthy of chestnuts!"
In the end, I gave up acting like a spoiled child, grabbed my wallet and bought a bag of steaming sweet chestnuts through forceful suppression.
Every year when the third master is going to celebrate his birthday, his mother will make a "large sum of money" as a gift. One time when his birthday was approaching, the bank sent him a transfer information, which was transferred by his mother, a huge sum of ten dollars (later I found out what business it was doing and needed to activate the transfer).
The third master's expression at that time was very wonderful. He came up and hugged me tightly, and said to me with a mournful tone. He said to me like an abandoned child, "My mother doesn't seem to want me anymore. Can you take me in?"
Although I dislike his behavior of a 1.82-meter kid who has to learn how to behave maliciously, I still said proudly: "Tell me next time when you have no money in your card, I'll give you money."
The third master has not recovered from the blow of ten dollars, and said faintly, "but you are not my mother."
I patted my chest: "It doesn't matter, just treat me as your vicious stepmother!"
Third Master: "Vicious stepmother? How could the vicious stepmother give me money? The vicious stepmother should be holding a candle in the left hand and a small leather whip in the right hand... "
I'm speechless, but, third master, are you sure you got the script right
The third master likes to play a game called "League of Legends" (LOL for short). Considering that we have been in different places all the year round, I let his hobby go. At least with this "little lover", he will spend less time going out to play.
He went to watch the LOL live game that day, but the machine broke down and the game was delayed for a full five hours. Grandpa took the bus home and didn't go to bed until after three o'clock, but at nine o'clock the next morning he sat on the bus and went to watch the game...
When he is not at work, he usually sleeps very late and gets up late. It is the first time I have seen such a positive attitude.
I said to him, "You've never been so concerned about my business, so willing to take your time."
He was watching the game at the time, and the venue was noisy. I heard him shouting and saying to me in the noise: "Nonsense! When will I have to spend the whole night playing games all night after arguing with you?"
Because of his touching words, I uninstalled his game when we met a few days later. As a former science student, I would never do something as unprofessional as just deleting shortcuts, and I didn't keep any of his background data packets :)
Once I took the third master to my sister's house for vacation. My 2.5-year-old nephew especially liked the third master, and the two of them had no trouble playing. When it's time to go to bed, my nephew hasn't had enough fun. He hugs the third master's neck and doesn't let go, like a pair of lovers who love each other so deeply that they can't bear to part with each other for a second...
My sister forcibly carried my nephew into the house, and a minute later he ran back to the living room howling, hanging on the third master's lap and shouting, "I want to sleep with my uncle!" Can't bear to part with each other...
My third master and I went to my sister's house to sleep on the floor in the living room. In order to quickly put my nephew to sleep, my sister had no choice but to make another floor in the living room, then turned off all the lights, and planned to wait for the little guy to sleep. Then take him into the house. My third master and I also had to pretend to sleep with us, putting aside our phones and tablets.
The little guy was very noisy. He was excited for a long time but didn't sleep. In the living room where there was no light, I was sleepy earlier than my nephew, although I had already downloaded an episode of the variety show and promised to go to bed with the third master. Look, the sleepiness came so suddenly, my upper and lower eyelids started to fight...
Just when I was about to fall asleep, I suddenly felt a hand pinching my waist and woke up suddenly, I met the bright eyes of the third master in the dark. For the next ten minutes, he always squeezed my hand and poked my face when I was dozing off. The central idea was not to let me sleep.
I asked him softly, "What's the matter?"
The third master replied meanly: "Good thing!"
It's embarrassing to say it, but I was really shy at the time. I thought I was staying at my sister's house all day. The third master wanted to kiss me when no one was there. This forbidden and mysterious feeling supported me. The nephew fell asleep and was carried back to the house by my sister.
There were only the two of us left in the living room, so I pretended to be calm and asked him, "What's the matter?"
Then the third master stood up abruptly, ran to the kitchen to get something from the refrigerator, and ran back. With a look of credit, he said to me: "Today I took advantage of the little baby to hide it secretly, and I'll give you a bottle!"
Looking at the two bottles of Coke in front of me, my heart collapsed at that moment.
The author has something to say: Dangdangdang~ Open the pit~ I remember that many readers told me before that my favorite among all the novels is the 10,000-word paragraph collection... As a professional novel author, I do not I know if I should be happy... I have reorganized some of the past jokes, added some new stories, and compiled this new book. I hope you who read this story can join me every day hahaha~!
Then I have to say something conventional, I hope you will collect more and leave more comments~ This will make you have a good position on the monthly list~ I will not stamp the red envelopes, but there will always be gift giving activities on Weibo, you can pay attention to it~ Now Is there a way to send a snack gift package or something~
Finally, there is a difference between fiction and reality. For example, for the sake of the plot, I did not restore 100% of my beauty in reality to the novel [Smile.