The third master's young master is particularly ill, mainly manifested in being very lazy. The third master's father has told me the story of eating fish more than once.
Once I went to the third master's house for dinner, his father purposely braised a turbot, but the meat on the spine of the fish was so tight for some reason that I couldn't get it off after a long time. Just when I was about to give up and change the folder, I heard the third master's father whispering: "Why is this stupid..."
I:"… "
In order to change the image in the future father-in-law's heart, I continued to clip the piece of meat that I didn't want to separate from the fish bone. When I finally clipped it, I couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.
The third master's father probably also saw the atmosphere a little embarrassed, so he turned on the mode of teaching his son and said to me: "Look at him, he usually doesn't eat fish, it's not that he doesn't like it, he's just too lazy to pick on the thorns. I don't even bother to pick a fishbone!"
The third master defended, "I'm not lazy, I've been stuck in a shadow!"
The third master's father sneered, and put a big, tender and thornless piece of fish into the third master's small plate, and the third master poked it with chopsticks and immediately ate it.
The third master's father complained in a voice-over, "Look at how happy he is to eat! You say how lazy he is!"
I watched the third master's face-slapping behavior for a minute and a half, and found that my future father-in-law's eyes were blazing!
I heard from my classmates that science men have big hearts. I think it is more appropriate to say that the emotional intelligence is low... Once I was on the train, and my mobile phone was about to run out of power in the middle of the night. I sent a message to the third master and asked weakly what to do. I What if I can't find him if I turn off and sleep and run out of electricity.
He replied: "Sleep you are paralyzed and hey!"
I actually just wanted him to reassure him that nothing would happen and turn off the phone and go to bed, but the advice he gave me was: "Go to the hallway to charge, play while charging, and then go to sleep when it's full."
I looked at the carriage, which had been turned off and completely dark, and fell silent on the sleeper at 1:30 in the middle of the night.
Where is the boyfriend who was worried that I would be kidnapped even when I took a courier...
Once I washed the grapes, pulled off the whole bunch of grapes, washed them one by one, and put them on a plate, throwing away the rotten ones. , the third master was playing a game at the time, I put the plate beside him and put a fork to let him eat.
The third master sneered and said, "it's just a grape, why are you so troublesome?"
I ignored him and went to the kitchen to stew the ribs for lunch. It took less than ten minutes before and after. When I came back, I found that the plate was clean...
I yelled at him frantically: "You don't have to leave me something to eat. You let me finish taking pictures! I've been washing the pockmarks for so long! Setting the plate for so long! It's just for the sake of clockwork!"
The third master was frightened, took the plate and put it to his mouth, opened his mouth, and the last grape he hadn't had time to eat fell on the plate...
He asked me in a panic, "Are you still shooting?"
The villain in my heart jumped up a hundred roundhouse kicks.
Probably because I am too familiar with the third master, and I can say almost what I can say for so many years. Except for the occasional discussion of new things that both of us are concerned about, our usual mode of getting along is more inclined to rely on each other to play together.
So the day before the third master was going to go back to work in Wuhan, we agreed that we would not be allowed to play mobile phones, and we had to stay together for a full day.
Because I had an update task for a novel that was not completed, I asked him to watch TV and wait for me for an hour. As a result, halfway through writing, I found that the third master who was sitting on the sofa was gone.
I ignored him, speeding up to catch up with the novel, and when I finished writing, I went to the bedroom to find him with my computer, only to find him lying on the balcony playing mobile games.
I got angry and kicked him on the calf, "Didn't you say that you won't be allowed to play with your phone today!"
He immediately locked the screen, put the phone in his trouser pocket, closed his eyes and pretended to be in the sun.
I got even more angry, "I'm not blind! I saw it all! You're playing with your phone!"
He retorted plausibly, "Our agreement is to not affect our normal life, but you were coding just now, and you didn't have time to talk to me, so I can play with my phone!"
I said with a black face, "then you can play, it won't affect me all day long! I'm in a bad mood now, and I don't want to go out to watch movies with you and go shopping!"
I put the computer away and pushed the door out, because we live in my grandma's house and we can't argue loudly. I went out of the bedroom and went to the kitchen to help my grandma cook.
Later, I was kicked out of the kitchen by my grandmother and sat on the sofa in the living room with the fruit to mix a salad. The third master came out of the bedroom and sat beside me silently.
We just sat side by side in such a weird atmosphere, no one made a sound.
Later, I peeled an apple, and after cutting it into pieces, I left a large core with pulp. I took the core and said to the third master, "You eat this clean, and I will make peace with you."
My third master and I don’t like eating apples because my grandmother’s house had an orchard and he was injured by eating it when he was a child. I suddenly wanted to lose weight for a while, and I ate three apples every day to satisfy my hunger, but I didn’t lose weight after that. , but have a bad memory of Apple.
In short, the third master stared at the apple core for half a minute, and then reluctantly asked me, "Really?"
I nod.
He took it and nibbled it, I guess he didn't taste anything. He smiled and pulled my arm, "We're reconciled now, don't be angry."
I looked at him ingratiatingly, and my mood improved a lot. I continued to cut the fruit, and when I cut another apple, he took the initiative to take the core and ate it, and then proudly said to me, "I made a payment in advance and reconciled. Chance, so I can make you angry again today!"
I:"… "
How could someone say something shameless like "I can make you angry again" so bluntly? !
I tried my best to calm down the anger in my heart, and told him pleasantly, "Okay, the chance for reconciliation that you advanced has run out."
The author has something to say: I just sent the third master away, and when I was about to cry at the station... I suddenly remembered that I haven't reviewed for the exam tomorrow... So I was in no mood, I said goodbye to him in a hurry and went to catch the subway run to school...
There will be exams in the morning, 4 classes in the afternoon, and 4 classes in the evening, so tomorrow's update may not be posted at any time... [I'm not a relaxed and happy graduate student... Is it really reasonable to have so many classes every day _(:зゝ∠)_