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During the New Year's Day holiday, the third master came to Beijing to accompany me on the New Year's Eve.
Because my roommate received a large bouquet of champagne roses from an anonymous admirer at Christmas, she asked around and didn't know who sent it, so she dismantled the bouquet and gave it to our bedroom and the next bedroom. pretty girl.
Thinking that the third master was coming, I cut out a piece of the wrapping paper that wrapped the book and wrapped my rose. It was so beautiful that I could sell it on the street for several dollars. I thought about how moved he would be when he saw me, would he cry and rush into my arms, the more he thought about it, the more romantic he felt, and proudly hid the flowers in his schoolbag.
There was an art test student I brought to Beijing that day, so instead of picking up the third master at the station, I picked up the student and helped her arrange accommodation at the school. Just after the students were settled, the third master called to say that he was at the gate of the school. I asked him to go to an intersection to find me, and then the two of them walked towards the agreed place at the same time.
I got to the intersection one step ahead of him, and after taking out the bouquet from my schoolbag, I stood under a big tree with street lights very schemingly.
In the dark night, a beam of light hit me and stretched out my hand. I held flowers and waited under the tree for a lover whom I hadn't seen for a long time.
It's beautiful, isn't it! That's what it's all about on TV, right? When the hero and heroine meet, they should have a warm hug and a fiery kiss, right
But the reality is that the third master came to me, looked at me quietly for three seconds, and told me: "You seem like a blind date..."
Just before I was about to get angry, he quickly took the flower in my hand and asked, "This is the little gift you told me on WeChat? Thank you..."
I walked with him to the residence, saw his embarrassed expression the whole time, and took the roses back.
With a relieved look, he flattered me and said, "It's better for you to hold it and look good!"
I snorted coldly and took the SpongeBob SquarePants eye mask I bought for him out of my schoolbag and gave it to him. The third master likes SpongeBob SquarePants very much. I bought the eye mask for ten dollars and lied to him about seventy-nine dollars." high-end goods". Sure enough, after he took the blindfold, he was as happy as a second idiot, and his walking pace almost turned into running and jumping. I thought sadly, sure enough, romantic plots will never come to me, and fairy tales are all lies!
Later, the story went to people who liked it. When he tried on SpongeBob SquarePants, he found that the elastic band was too short (presumably it was a female model), and his head was too big to fit, so he was sad like a soaked sponge on the chair Don't speak anymore.
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Before going to grandma's house, we bought two big bags of fruit. The third master held the suitcase in one hand and the fruit in the other.
I told him: "The male protagonist in the TV series will always spare a hand to hold the female protagonist at this time!"
When the third master heard this, he was very happy to put all the fruits in my hand, and with his left hand free, he said to me, "Come on! Come hold hands!"
When I was pulled away by him, my face was black.
No, it's not like this... It's for you to hold it all in one hand...
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On New Year's Day, I bought a night ticket for Happy Valley, and I wanted to go to the lantern show with the third master. In those days, because of the news that "Sanlitun is suspected of being attacked by terrorists", the third master said that we should not go to crowded public places.
And the haze started that night, the third master said, "What can you see clearly in the fog?"
Although I was unhappy, I felt that what he said made sense, so I refunded the ticket on the official website. When refunding the ticket, I needed to fill in the application reason for the administrator to review. I wrote "there will be a terrorist attack" and never got the refund.
Then the third master called the customer service to request a refund.
The customer service asked the reason for the cancellation of the trip.
He replied: "We are going to take the baby to play, and the baby will not be able to bear the smog that day."
So the customer service quickly passed the refund application and refunded the money to my bank card.
He looked at me with a "I'm amazing" expression, and I couldn't help but ask him after holding it for a long time, "Who is this baby?"
The third master answered confidently, "Of course it's me."
At that time, I especially wanted to go out and buy a "Changtian Monkey" to send this "baby" to heaven.
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On New Year's Day, Sanye and I were watching TV at my grandmother's house, and we received a call from a classmate from Sanye University who came to play in Beijing, so we both went to Wangfujing to eat lamb hot pot despite the level 5 smog. Walking over from Dongdan Road, I saw a bus after another, with a bunch of soldiers in camouflage sitting inside, and there were police forces coming and going on the pedestrian street.
I said to the third master, "the police uncle is so pitiful!"
The third master looked at the handsome police force passing by, and said to me, "Take it down, you have to call you eldest sister at that age."
You know, if I hadn't been out there trying to save face for him, I would have jumped up for a roundhouse kick.
The author has something to say: These are the things that happened recently, er, most of the people who follow my Weibo have seen it... [I should post less Weibo in the future, and keep the mystery and freshness!
So there should be a short chapter in the evening... [Yes, that's right, a short chapter shorter than a short one.
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