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Chapter 17: Atypical long distance relationships adhere to the rules

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When we first got together, we didn't know much about each other's urination, and we always wanted to make some romantic surprises or something.

For example, I will write letters to the third master, one a week, and the letters are not about literature and art. They are all short stories from the East and West, just like chatting with the old ladies in front of our hometown to help a Maza eat melon seeds.

I wrote to him that there was a wild dog at the entrance of our cafeteria, a dirty teddy, and he looked down on me every time I fed him leftovers.

I told him that we had a flock of sparrows downstairs. The fat ones were like big fat geese. They didn’t need a net to flutter.

I also said that there was a strong wind one night, and one of my classmates ate too much watermelon. When he slept, he put his feet outside the quilt and caught cold, so he wet the bed at night.

I bought a lot of pretty girly pink stationery and colorful envelopes, affixed them with stamps and threw them into the green box at the gate of our school, and waited for it to be bumped all the way to the third master.

As a result, I never received a reply.

A month later, I asked the third master uncontrollably, "Did you see the letter I wrote to you?"

The third master asked in surprise, "what letter?"

Those letters full of the girl's thoughts have been sent for four years, but they have not reached the third master. I don't know where they are secretly hiding in an unknown corner.

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If the letter cannot be delivered, we will send it by express instead.

First, it was the third master's birthday. I prepared a box of things. I can't remember the specifics. I remember that the third master said that Xiamen can't buy crispy noodles, so I stuffed several packs of little raccoons into it, and then there was a book I made carefully. log, with photos.

I took pictures of my daily life with my mobile phone, and then I regularly developed the photos and posted them on the notebook. Then I wrote and drew what I did, what I did, what I thought about that day with colorful pens. In short, it was a capital letter. Rough pretentious - I even woke my roommate up one morning while washing my face and asked her to film me brushing my teeth.

But the third master likes this log very much. When he graduated from college and left school, he even put the notebook in the important documents and sent it home together. I heard that the third master's mother and my future mother-in-law accidentally saw it and her expression was very wonderful...

The third master also sent me a box of gifts on my birthday. There was a teddy bear, which I slept with for several years. The rest were a bunch of expensive and useless eggs. Where do I throw gadgets.

There is a collection of his handwritten love letters, each page is very poetic, short for Nausea.

There is a hand-drawn map of Xiamen University, which I pasted on the wall beside the bed. When I call him, he tells me where he is standing and where to go, and I will point to the path he walks on the map.

Later, on birthdays, we never did these romantic things again, and we would try our best to be with each other.

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Long-distance relationships are indeed easy to cause quarrels, especially when the relationship is not so stable, my third master and I often quarrel over some small things.

On the eve of the National Day, the two of them had a quarrel, and I insisted on breaking up. Although I can't remember what it was for now, it seemed that the quarrel was very stiff at the time.

I told him decisively: "I'm fed up with you, break up, I don't want to quarrel with you anymore."

The third master has a good attitude of admitting his mistake: "well, it's my fault, don't be angry."

I broke down and cried at the time: "I'm not angry, I just can't stand a long-distance relationship, don't you think that we quarrel a lot, if you can give me a hug in front of me, nothing will happen."

The third master didn't say a word. When I cried enough, he asked, "Is it enough for a hug? Then, let me go tomorrow?"

I was stunned: "...are you serious?"

The third master replied: "Well, I'm looking at the ticket. I'll buy it now."

I suddenly forgot to be angry and forgot to cry: "Okay, then I'll break up after you come here... Then you book the ticket first, and I'll find you a place to live."

The two began to work on their own, and the original breakup crisis was immediately lifted.

This is the first time in more than 20 years of my life that I know how important I am to another person.

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Although the third master would fly over to accompany me for a few days in order to coax me, most of the time we still couldn't afford the money or the sky, so quarrels were commonplace in the first two years.

Every time I quarreled with the third master, I would say some excessive words. The attitude of the third master was "no response, no excuse".

I asked the third master, "Do you know that when I'm angry, it's wrong not to answer text messages or call! This will only make me more angry!"

The third master said: "Anyway, you get angry and go away quickly. I will listen to your scolding quietly. After scolding you, you will not be angry. Otherwise, you will be even more angry if you talk back. It's gone again."

When I heard him think about me like this, the original anger became less, and just when I was about to say "I really have something wrong", he told me proudly: "Anyway, I took a screenshot of the text message and recorded the phone call, so you can return it when you're out of anger. It's not that you obediently admit to me in front of the evidence."

I:"… "

Our relationship has never been peaceful, but when the two of us "gun battles" are together, they can always extinguish fire unexpectedly.

The author has something to say: The third master's love letter is so nauseous that I can't bear to read it now, so I won't take it out, but the villain on the last page of the love letter collection is well drawn, and I posted it on Weibo.

Also, in fact, the last sentence of this chapter was originally written as [but when the two of us "cannon battles" were together, we could always put out each other by accident]. Considering that my readers are generally very dirty, I changed the word _( :зゝ∠)_

Come on, come on, tease me! [I don't know why I said such a strange thing, maybe I'm a little sleepy and my mind is not clear...

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