I like liveliness, and the third master likes quietness. Later, we found that it was boring when we were alone with each other. Basically, we plugged in the same power bank to charge and play mobile phones. So the third master compromised and brought me to party with friends more often, and by the way, showing affection and making friends dislike it. As for the family and the dog, yes, they are also the main force who dislike us.
The three good friends of the third master are all dragons and phoenixes in people, red rabbits in horses, and wonderful flowers in Xiamen University.
Let’s talk about classmate H first, just by looking at the abbreviation of his name, you can see how (…) he is!
H looks very like a Korean star, and has a cute personality. He has always been my favorite friend of the third master. I repeatedly refused the third master to come to Beijing and asked me to go to Xiamen, which has a lot to do with the cute H.
H's mother is a Catholic, so she asked H to go to church and sing in church since she was a child. Although H is not so religious, she still does it.
One time I went to Xiamen just in time for H's worship, so I couldn't have dinner together. So this guy started shouting in the group after participating in the church activities, "Should we have supper?" "Hey, let's go out to play werewolves?" "Would you like to sing?"
It was past ten o'clock in the evening, and the third master and I were watching "Where Are We Going, Dad" in the hotel, so I ignored him at all.
Seeing that no one responded, H called the third master very angry.
Third Master: "what's the matter?"
H: "What are you doing?"
Third Master: "I'm..."
Before the third master could finish speaking, H roared angrily: "Whether you are playing games, watching movies, shopping or rolling in bed, it's so chilling to ignore me!"
The third master lied calmly: "I'm having dinner with Xiaobu."
H: "Ah?! I'm eating ( ⊙ o ⊙ )! Okay, then you can eat, it's alright, alright~"
I heard all the conversations on the side with deep speechlessness. In the eyes of foodie H, it seems that as long as other things delayed because of food can be forgiven...
Another classmate of the third master, Y, is the roommate of the third master, and he is very cute.
In summer, when I walked with the third master on the campus, I often felt raindrops falling, because it was cloudy and rainy in those days, and every time I would ask the third master, "Is it raining?"
The third master often looked up and said yes very calmly.
I don't even suspect him.
Once the third master, I and Y went to the cafeteria to eat together, and when we passed under a lemon eucalyptus tree, we felt raindrops falling.
I exclaimed, "It's raining!"
The third master replied calmly, "Yes."
Y looked at the sky and said to me doubtfully, "No."
I was more puzzled than him: "Y, don't you feel it? The raindrops are quite dense."
Y said: "No."
Suddenly Y seemed to think of something, and pointed to the open space in the distance for Xiaobu to see: "Look, it's dry over there, right? It's wet, right?"
I looked at the clearing: "Oh, really? What's going on?"
Y asked in shock: "You don't know the scene of Xiamen University? These are not rain, but the urine of cicadas on the trees."
My whole person was dumbfounded: "( ⊙ o ⊙) Ah!"
The third master laughed wildly on the side.
I suddenly opened the door to a new world, thinking of the "cicada urine" I've been drenched in these days, and I feel that my whole person is not well.
When I came back from dinner and passed under a tree that would get wet with cicada urine, I covered my head in horror.
Me: "Third Master Third Master! Urine! Urine!"
Third Master: "It's okay."
I cried: "Piss in my mouth!"
Third Master: "Then stop talking..."
I spit out, "Ah! It's disgusting!"
Third Master: "It doesn't matter, the cicada's urine is clean. The cicada only drinks tree sap, it is not dirty."
I complained angrily: "You are talking nonsense! Look at this big beach on the ground, it's all yellow! It has a strange smell!"
Y, who had been quietly listening to us, suddenly interjected: "Oh, maybe it's too hot, the cicadas are getting angry."
The cicada got angry... got angry... got...
There was a dog in our house called Laifu.
On the first day of my winter vacation, my father put all the hams in a dish into my bowl at dinner, and picked out the softest cake for me. When I felt my father’s love like a mountain, he said : "The cake and the ham are chewed together and fed to Lai Fu, with more ham, it doesn't like to eat cake."
I looked at the meat in the bowl with tears in my heart, and followed my dad's instructions to make artificial bibimbap for my dog who was eager to please me. After chewing, I suddenly felt that the taste was really good... So I accidentally swallowed it.
Laifu tilted his head in shock when he watched me swallow.
Half an hour later, I was blocked in the bedroom and dared not go out. Our dog barked angrily at me outside the door.
Laifu is an invaluable dog of unknown breed, because he has a black circle around his eyes, like a panda, and is very symmetrical. He looks a bit like the dog named Laifu painted by Hayao Miyazaki, gave it such a name.
Laifu was adopted by my sister from an animal shelter and grew up with my little nephew. At that time, my third master and I went to my sister's house to play and basically took on the task of taking it for a walk every day to pick up shit for it. Usually my sister is busy, so I basically take it for a walk a day, but after I went with the third master, it would be fine to stay at home, and the third master would basically take it with him when he went downstairs to buy things or take a walk, so he was very special. I like San Ye.
Later, my sister temporarily rented another house because of the move, and the landlord did not allow pets, so Laifu was sent to our house to be raised.
I watched it grow from a slender girl to a ball, and the family loved it out of hand.
The dog has a good memory. Although it has not been seen for a long time, when the third master went to my house, he never barked. He took the flesh of his body and hugged the third master happily. You are here again!"
The author has something to say: I feel like I have been deceived by a liar. I have never dared to call to confirm, I am afraid that I will not be in the mood to code after the confirmation...
Okay, it's over, that's all, I'll go make a phone call to end it...