Speaking of Fulai, I really think it is about to become refined. When eating fish, the bones of the fish are more delicate than that of a cat. After eating, I will take a tissue from the carton under the coffee table to wipe it and tear the paper into pieces. The most amazing thing is that it will steal my dad. For the medicine for lowering blood pressure and blood lipids, I dragged out the whole plate of medicine, took a pill, and put it back after eating it. Finally, I would find two Korean mushrooms from the fruit plate and peeled off the skin. Sleep on all fours on the carpet.
It has a good friend in the community. It is a stray teddy dog. I once saw the teddy violate a black plastic bag at the gate of the community. Teddy's private life is chaotic, so he dislikes it. Two people, no, two dogs love each other. They have to meet two or three times a week. The bones were dug up and given to Teddy, and then two people, no, two dogs took the bones and found a corner to gnaw together.
Presumably because that teddy was its only friend, it learned strange skills from teddy. Once I went to walk it, I was surprised to find that she raised her leg to pee towards the telephone pole, and sometimes she would stand on three legs on the grass with one leg raised to pee.
But... it's a bitch... with woolly legs!
Laifu liked me very much when he was at my sister's house, but when he came to our house, he hated me inexplicably. Once while eating, I saw that it had been looking at me viciously and a little wrongly, and asked my dad what happened.
My dad said, "No one in the family likes to eat meat. In the past, when you didn't go home, you always picked out the meat for Laifu to eat. We only eat vegetables."
So I understood that it should be because I stole its food, so it doesn't like me...
As a member of this family, I can't even eat meat...
Even one day, it started to do some strange things. For example, when I was playing on the computer in the house, it would walk up to me, watch me crouch down, and walk away with a sigh.
I asked my good friend Shiyue what this dog means, and Shiyue said, "Haha, it's not delicious."
Later, my sister bought it a box of chicken, beef, fish and other small snacks from the Internet. Every time I performed the snack-granting ceremony, Laifu suddenly became very fond of me. Maybe my dad was jealous of me, and in order to regain his love for Fu, he started to slander me...
One day, Laifu was rolling around and begging my dad to give me some snacks. My dad said to a dog who was coquettish: "Good, go to sleep, I can't give you anything to eat. If you eat too much, you won't be pretty if you gain weight. "
Then suddenly lowered his voice and told it: "You see XX (my name) eats a lot, do you want to become as fat as her?"
I sat on the couch and heard it clearly, and from that day on I began to doubt life.
For a while, I wanted to open a Taobao store. I just wanted to open a store, but I didn't know what to sell. My friend suggested, "You sell stupid."
I thought it was very fun, so I really opened the store, and then wrote a random price for a dime.
Although it was only a dime, but when a lot of people came to buy it, I still thought about it for a while, and I couldn't really deliver it and send a message to people saying "Hello, you are stupid", so I decided to use my talent, draw a small picture and send it to the buyer.
After lunch, I ran to the study to splash ink, and my dad came over to take a look.
My dad: "What are you doing? Don't waste my paint, it's expensive to import."
I replied: "I'm doing a show, I get a pair for a dime!"
My dad: "Can you stop doing that? This plate of paint you squeezed out is enough for you to sell 100 copies."
Then he looked at my painting carefully, and suddenly sighed: "Forget it, you can just make up for the materials, it's bad enough for someone to spend a dime on something like this..."
Dad, you must be afraid that my painting skills will catch up with you! I don't listen I don't listen!
I am a cute girl who is pretty and can draw with a brush!
My father mocked me because of his strength, and the third master's father was a fancy way to beat the third master.
Probably because the third master's mother refused to complain about his son with him. The third master's father was like finding an alliance when he saw me. Apart from always saying that the third master was the laziest person he had ever met, he also began to teach me "The Way of Being a Wife".
His father is a dazzling wife maniac, and the main way to teach me is to praise how great and wise my future mother-in-law is.
His dad once gave an example, "Your aunt asked me to change my shoes and wash my feet every time I got home. Once I was so tired that I didn't change my shoes after going back. Your aunt didn't yell at me, but just took it. Come over and squat down and put on a pair of slippers for me, and also fetch water for my feet to wash my feet. After that time, I remembered that no matter how tired I was when I got home, I had to change my shoes and wash my feet."
After I listened carefully, I learned to use it, and immediately took the two pairs of smelly socks that the third master changed on the balcony to the bathroom to wash. Hope he can be as remorseful as his dad.
At that time, we rented a house outside, and the third master's parents came to see us. At night, we slept on the sofa in the living room, and the third master sat on the sofa aggrieved and complained to me: "You woman, you are too good at acting. !"
Because at that time, our dirty socks were actually washed by the third master_(:зゝ∠)_
The author has something to say: The one yesterday should not have been deceived, I think so for the time being...
And after writing this chapter, I suddenly feel that I and the third master are a bit pitiful... Mom is a disgusted master everywhere... Fortunately, I am one level higher than the third master's food chain, and he is the one at the bottom :)
The number of comments that go up and down is like swinging on a swing. I’m rushing home on the train. This is an update published in the manuscript box. It says: If today’s comments exceed 100, I will start writing cohabitation tomorrow [Qingshui] In life, if there have been few comments, Xiaobu may write a hundred chapters of the happiness of Laifu and Teddy [Shimizu] to live!