In order to show it in front of the third master, on the day the third master officially went to work, I got up at 6:30 in the morning and made breakfast for him. After cooking porridge, I made a sandwich with ham, cheese, egg and pickled cucumber. In short, it was delicious. After he finished eating, he took the rest of the sandwiches to the company as snacks.
I finished cleaning up the kitchen with pride on my face, because I woke up early and went back to sleep for a while, really, just a little while, I just don’t know why it was dark when I opened my eyes…
When the third master came back from get off work, he saw me sitting on the bed shaking his head, and while putting things away, he said to me: "I slept on my stomach for a while in the office at noon, and I dreamed that Miss Tianluo came to our house and washed my clothes, curtains and sheets. After drying, I set up all the electrical appliances of the rice cooker and electric baking pan, and I also bought and cooked the food and put it on the table. I can start eating as soon as I enter the door.”
I turned my head to look at him and replied dumbly, "Oh, that snail girl is actually you."
He washed his hands in silence, then went back to the room to protest weakly with me: "You can't sleep all the time, you have to do some work."
I asked him seriously: "What do you want me to do?"
Under my cold gaze, he resignedly squatted down and sorted out the few boxes of things I bought from the No. 1 store, and said to himself, "Forget it, as long as you don't fight with me, do what you like."
It is rare for me to get out of the control of my family and have my own small family, which basically brings my lazy characteristics to the extreme.
One day, the third master went into the bedroom after washing up, squatted by the bed and poked my head: "Go take a shower."
I turned over and begged for mercy: "I didn't go out during the day, I didn't sweat, I didn't want to take a shower..."
The third master refused with a cold face, "No! At least, go wash your face."
I turned around and gave him a flattering smile, "You wash me!"
Third Master: "How to wash?"
I laughed like a dog's leg, "Brother, just soak the towel in hot water and wring it out and wipe my face."
This "brother" seemed to please the third master. He snorted coldly and went to the bathroom to wet the towel and wiped my face. Legs wipe feet.
I felt so sweet, I stretched out my arms and legs for him to wipe while laughing.
The third master asked me while wiping: "Didn't you come to help me clean up the house? Why don't you study how to use the washing machine when I go to work and then wash the curtains or something?"
I told him righteously: "I want to write a novel and sleep, I'm very busy!"
He was speechless for a while, then stood up and took the towel back to the bathroom, muttering to himself: "Forget it, you're still alive, don't forget to eat."
I never thought that one day my boyfriend would ask me to be alive...
During the cohabitation period, I made up my mind not to marry the third master, but I guess the third master may have been hesitating to change his wife :)
The third master went to the cable TV business hall of the community to ask about TV. He learned that the previous resident had been in arrears for half a year, and he had to make up the owed money if he wanted to activate the service. The two of us summed it up and let’s not watch TV. Anyway, there are computers. .
I also remembered that the home network is not good, so I asked someone to come to the house to change the network cable routing. After repairing it, I can finally access the Internet.
We usually get busy after dinner. Before going to bed, we will find a video together and watch it on a tablet. I lie on my side with a slightly downward position. He has two pillows under his head, and he lies on his side behind me, and stretches his arms around me to support him. Holding the tablet, seeing that both of them are sleepy, put the tablet on the bedside table to sleep.
Later, "Langya Bang" became a hit for a while, and the third master accompanied me to follow the drama. There was a classmate Fei Liu, who was beautiful and had a low IQ. He laughed foolishly around the male protagonist all day. melon.
One day, for the first time, we sat on the sofa and watched TV dramas in a normal posture. The third master suddenly learned to talk to me in a Feiliu tone while watching TV. He pretended to be silly and cute, holding a broken orange and saying, "Sour", He broke it in half and said to me: "eat".
I leaned on the sofa and kicked him in the face, "You can eat three melons a day, leave."
We lived on the eighth floor and it was summer when a mosquito suddenly appeared in the house.
I asked the third master if he wanted to take some protective measures, and the third master asked with a bewildered look if there were any at home. Seeing that the topic was 108,000 miles away, I told him righteously, "I'm talking about anti-mosquito!"
The third master said calmly: "Generally speaking, mosquitoes can't fly so high, and the awesome mosquitoes that can fly so high shouldn't be afraid of any mosquito medicine."
I was persuaded by him...
But the next day, the third master saw that I was bitten on the face, and when I got home from get off work, he still bought me an anti-itch medicine from the pharmacy. That potion is Lemon Eucalyptus Essence Barabara. In short, it is still a familiar formula and a familiar taste.
Yes, it is the smell of cicada urine in Xiamen University.
I remember an elder in the family said that the most important thing in decorating a house is to decorate the kitchen, especially the height of the kitchen sink, stove, range hood, and the placement of pots and pans. Tailored to who cooks and washes dishes at home.
The location of the range hood in our house is very unreasonable. I cooked for two days, and the corner of the range hood hit the range hood no less than five times. It's gone! I hit it!"
When I bumped into it again one day, I was still yelling at the third master, but he walked into the kitchen, stood in front of the range hood and said to me: "Look, I'm so tall, I can always see things in my sight. It won't hit you, you can easily hit it when you can't see anything."
In the end, he coldly came to a conclusion: "Don't say that you are tall, you little dwarf."
The author has something to say: In this chapter, I wrote (on) the bed (on) the scene, and also wrote the specific positions, postures and movements.