12
When the third master went to Wuhan, I was still at home for the summer vacation, and my friend Gu Zixing and her boyfriend came to my house to play, so we went out for a day, no, to be precise, the two of them spent a day, and I followed behind to help They take pictures of their love...
To be honest, that feeling is really abusive, and I feel that I am more pitiful than a single dog... I instantly understood the sad face of the person I usually see when I show my affection.
On the beach, Gu Zixing buried her boyfriend in a pile of sand, and piled it in the shape of a mermaid. A fish tail that was not much better than her butt was not enough. She also piled two lumps of breasts for him...
I really couldn't see it, so I took two big red dates from my bag and put them on his chest, and told Gu Zixing, "Don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng."
The next day I accompanied my second brother and her girlfriend to the beach to play, and when I watched my brother rubbing his girlfriend's head, he was shown the rhythm of his face again.
Human is an energy containment station, and the negative energy accumulated to a certain extent needs to be vented. Unfortunately, the third master is not around, otherwise I will continue to be beautiful without worry.
I was attacked by the love of others, and it happened that the serialized novel also encountered some bottlenecks at that time. I thought that the grievance I suffered had to seek compensation from the third master, so I called him who had not been in contact for several days.
I complained: "Today, some readers said that my writing is not as good as before, I am very sad, then I think that the plot has developed like that and it is written like that. It is normal to get tired of falling in love, and I don't think it is bad. I am so sad… "
The third master seemed to be busy, so he didn't comfort me, he just said, "If you're not happy, I won't write."
I am wronged: "I need comfort... Baby is sad, baby is sad, baby is sad!"
The third master went to a quiet place to chat with me: "I live in a house arranged by the company in Wuhan, and there is no bed."
My attention was instantly diverted: "Fuck, are you sleeping on the floor?"
The third master replied: "sleep with a colleague first, buy a mattress and put it in the room for the past two days."
Me: "Oh...then you sleep and tighten your belt to protect the chrysanthemum."
He was still busy, and we ended the conversation pretty quickly, and then I actually wasn't that sad.
There are many more unlucky people and unfortunate things than you in this world. How can I be upset about a little thing? My man is still working hard on the construction site for our happy life. I am a hypocritical hammer!
13
In fact, compared to seeing each other for a semester when he was in college, the situation of the third master being sent abroad is much better. He will try every opportunity to come back to Beijing, and the ticket will be reimbursed by the company.
As soon as our school started, the third master had already given me a calendar to show me the date he could come back, including the class and exam time for the quality inspector certificate, the National Day holiday, and an annual company meeting.
I asked: "Is the company's annual meeting in late September? Can it be held in conjunction with the National Day?"
He handed me the registration form for the annual meeting and told me by voice: "You can bring a family member! I leave this sacred place to you!"
At that time, it was the end of August. He went to Wuhan for less than a month, but his mind was full of coming back to Beijing to come and play with me.
I asked, "What is the annual meeting?"
He replied: "There are two days in total. The first day is to play in the hot spring hotel, and the second day is to pick strawberries."
We discussed strawberry picking and soaking in hot springs for a long time. I suddenly felt inappropriate and asked him, "You came back to Beijing to attend the two-day annual meeting. Will your leader let me?"
He proudly replied: "I told the leader, 'As a newcomer, I really want to integrate into the company's family as soon as possible, understand the corporate culture, and get acquainted with colleagues in the department.' He was very happy!"
I have a thumbs up for this textbook crap.
It is a pity that the staff of Sanye's group did not attend the annual meeting, and he was forced to stay in Wuhan.
He angrily said to me, "I'll buy you a basket of strawberries later!"
14
A few days before the National Day, the third master finally returned to Beijing ahead of schedule on the grounds that "the remedial class needs to be paid".
At that time, because I had a kitchen and a home, I was in an irrational period when I had to take pictures and post on Weibo after washing melons. The third master disliked my habit of taking pictures before eating, and reminded me several times. I don't listen.
On the last day of the end of the month, my mobile phone data was used up, because the third master opened a hotspot for me to use, so I followed him like his little tail. I was eating teppanyaki outside. I didn't let the third master eat when the food came up. He said that I would take a picture after waiting for a few more plates to look better.
The third master directly took out his mobile phone and turned off his hotspot, and forcibly ordered me: "Eat."
I said to him angrily, "You are a stumbling block on my road to becoming an internet celebrity!"
The third master sneered, "If you want to be an internet celebrity, you must first cut off your chin."
I swear at him: "I'm a food celebrity! I don't look at my face, I look at my stomach!"
Thinking that I can take a photo and go home and connect it to wifi before posting the status, I started fiddling with my phone again.
Unexpectedly... Third Master suddenly started to eat! Eat what is delicious and what is expensive! I don't care if the dishes are made ugly by him, I hurried to eat as soon as I grabbed the chopsticks on the phone - this stuff doesn't follow the rules! He actually ate a plate or two of steak!
Later, the third master developed a good eating habit for me: when I was eating with him, I couldn't take pictures casually, because he really wouldn't leave me meals qaq
15
We only had two days of freedom. During the National Day, the parents of the third master came to Beijing.
live with us.
As soon as they entered the house, they attacked our living room, saying that there was no pattern in the arrangement of things. In fact, when the third master went to the train station to pick up people, I had already cleaned it at home, and it obviously felt very neat.
I didn't know how to answer, so I poured tea for them to drink.
The third master took a cup and asked me, "when did you arrive?"
I said "Huh?" I didn't understand what he meant.
The third master said calmly, "don't you have classes in the afternoon? Come over after class?"
I don't quite understand what the third master is making up this nonsense. It's obvious that my school has no classes and I have lived here for two days, but I still followed him and said, "you arrived not long before you came back." I understand the meaning of the third master a little bit, "I saw that the house was quite messy, so I just cleaned it up."
The third master drank a glass of water by himself, "it's quite messy. I only arrived last night, and I haven't come to clean it up yet."
His parents quietly watched us sing and reconcile. I don't know if they believed it or not. Anyway, after the third master's mother went to pack his luggage, the third master's father began to talk about his bad living habits.
And I, as the prospective daughter-in-law of this family, was not added to the ranks of needing education.
Because it is a one-bedroom, we can only sleep on the sofa after we let the third master's parents sleep in the bedroom. I slept on the shorter part of the sofa, and he slept in the longer part. Before we went to bed, we chatted with our heads leaning against each other. It was as warm as when there were too many people in the family who had to squeeze the sofa to make the floor during Chinese New Year.
I asked him, "Do your parents think that I don't clean up the house properly?"
He replied, "No."
I asked again, "Then do you think I'm lazy?"
He replied, "I don't think so, you are lazy."
I curled my lips: "Then you find that I'm lazy now, and regret that it's too late to be with me."
He said that, but what he thought in his heart was that he dared to regret that I sat up and kicked him in a roundabout way.
He smiled, "Why do I regret it? I wish you were lazy. You are already so good. If you don't have any shortcomings, I can't rest assured to leave you alone in Beijing."
I can't tell why, I feel that although he is saying I'm lazy, he seems to be complimenting me. He gets carried away with joy, and turns his head to rub against him with a smile.
While making a fuss, I suddenly heard the bedroom door open, followed by footsteps, and the toilet light was turned on.
The two of us froze, and quickly retracted our hands, covered the quilt, held our breath, and pretended to be asleep.
When the lights went out, the footsteps stopped, and the bedroom door was closed again. I pricked my ears and listened for a while to make sure we wouldn't be heard, and asked the third master in a low voice, "are you going back?"
What responded to me was his long breath.
This guy actually fell asleep.
The author has something to say: I have been at my sister's house for the past two days, and today I want to celebrate my little nephew's birthday.
The little nephew has a warrior's armor. After he put it on, he took a small sword and ordered me: Auntie, you are a big monster!
I thought to myself, where can I find such a beautiful monster... After playing with him for a while, I lost half my life...
Later, he hit me on the back with a sword, and it hurt so much that I ignored him angrily.
He sat on the sofa and thought about it quietly. After a while, he came to kiss me and apologized. After I forgave him, he suddenly said to me: Auntie, I miss my uncle.
I said: I miss your uncle too... If he comes, he can play Warriors and Monsters with you.
The little nephew nodded vigorously: Well, yes, when my uncle comes, we can play with us. My uncle and I are warriors, and my uncle is a big monster!
I:…
The grass-mud horse in my heart passed by on its knees, you spit out all the cakes I made for you these two days!