As a heartless, shameless Gemini, I often brag on various occasions, especially when I play with my friends, I basically take boasting of my beauty as a stalk, and use it to boast new tricks and new ideas. Posture is the goal that never stops. When I brag about myself, the third master's attitude is more casual. If I am in a good mood, I will praise a few words along the way. If I am in a particularly good mood... I will stab me twice in the heart.
When I came home from summer vacation, I felt that my neighbor’s brother had taken a fancy to me.
My brother and I are from the same high school, still at the same level, and not very familiar with each other, but we used to say hello and chat for a while when we met at home.
After he went abroad, I didn't see him for many years.
He also went home during a summer vacation. At that time, our home network was broken and the novel could not be updated on time, so I went to his home to rub the net. Our two lived very close, so I mustered up the courage to knock on his door, explaining that After he came to Italy, he was very enthusiastic and he used the net for me. During the period, he was very attentive and poured me water to drink. It was still warm water!
Then the next day my home network was still not repaired. In order to publish novels, I had to surf the Internet, so I stuck to the wall adjacent to my home and his home, and I could search for his home's wifi, but it couldn't connect automatically. I've tried several times and can't connect.
I was so angry that I wanted to go to his house and ask him why he changed his password. After putting on a beautiful dress and going out, I realized:
Did this guy change his password on purpose so that I could keep going to his house! What does he want! Do you still want to pour me three-quarters of a cup of warm water
Thinking of this, I can't help but think of my boyfriend who is thousands of miles away, and I'm afraid for a while, but fortunately I'm witty enough to not fall into the trap of the boy next door!
In the end, I chose to walk a few more steps to my aunt's house to update the Internet.
I said to the third master: "I am loved by many people every day, and I am very distressed."
The third master's focus is: "he is reluctant to pour you a whole glass of boiled water?"
I asked the third master, "do you think I am beautiful?"
Third Master: "Yeah."
Me: "Tell me more."
The third master sent me a small new kissing puppy emoji on WeChat.
Me: "What do you mean?"
Third Master: "People want to kiss when they see it."
I told him not at all shy: "Shy... Can you describe my beauty in your heart in a specific way?"
The third master sent a picture: "[Silence with cheeks] [Silence with cheeks] [Silence with cheeks]"
I was speechless: "Sure enough, it was a lie just now... Then tell me what you admire most about me!"
This time, the third master responded very sly: "Well... Others' daughters-in-law are all over the country, but you are very different. You clean up the bowl and liquidate."
Once again I asked the third master: "Can you praise me, I want to tell everyone that I am very happy."
The third master replied: "I raised a pot of mimosa a while ago..."
I interrupted him: "When did you have a pot of mimosas?"
Third Master: "Listen to me first. I raised a pot of mimosa a while ago, but no matter how I poke it, it won't roll up the leaves. I asked the boss what happened, and he told me: 'The one you raised may be shameless Bar.'"
I thought for a while and asked him, "When did you grow a pot of mimosas?"
For a while, I collected a lot of new boasting moves from readers, and told them to the third master one by one.
Me: "I'm so jealous of myself, I look good, have a good personality, a good figure, and have a lot of friends. Well, the key is to be very humble, and I'm not proud of anyone who praises me."
The third master has an indifferent face.
Me: "The face looks like it's flattened, but it's still pleasing to the eye. It can be seen that the facial features are well coordinated!"
The third master seemed to have a fascinated smile.
Me: "It is said that beauty is in the bones and not the skin. A beautiful person like me only needs the bones and not the skin!"
The third master said this time: "nonsense, I just like your flesh, only the bones are like a monkey, what's so good about it!"
It's really a boy who is persistently walking on the road of making his girlfriend a pig...
When I came home from vacation, I met a man in his thirties at the station, dressed decently, and shyly told me that he had lost his wallet, could he lend him a ticket. Because I bought a lot of food on the road that day, I didn't have much cash left. He said that it would only be 37 yuan. I struggled for a while, and found thirty-seven from my wallet to give him, and then there was only ten dollars left in the poor bag.
After getting in the car, I told the third master about it, and the third master said, "It must be a liar."
In fact, I felt the same way in my heart, but I still said stubbornly: "What if he really needs money urgently after being stolen, it's not too much."
The third master said, "then you can ask him to go to the police."
I was speechless, but I was still stubborn: "He is very handsome, he is definitely not a liar."
Third Master: "He's handsome? Oh, no doubt he's a liar."
I said angrily to the third master: "you are talking nonsense! Shut up!"
Then just hung up the phone.
The third master didn't call back, so he sent me a red envelope with the words "I've been deceived by a liar for thirty-seven times."
I lost my breath, called him back, and said to him aggrieved: "Dad said that when you borrow money, don't expect others to pay it back. I will pay attention to it in the future, and I will ask him to look for it if I encounter this kind of thing. The police... But, in case he really needs money, the liar has to go home for the New Year, right... Besides, I'm so cute, how could anyone have the heart to lie to me... "
The third master listened to my ramble and said, "Why are you so ignorant these two days?"
I curled my lips: "Maybe I got up late this morning, and I'm a little confused before I wake up."
The third master interrupted my explanation: "It's not ignorant, I mean cute, the one who makes people want to violate."
The topic suddenly changed so strangely, I don’t know why the black plastic bag under Teddy flashed in my mind... It is said that Aries seals the power of Teddy in the body, I think in the future, I should give up boasting in front of the third master. Safety.
The author has something to say: There is a word that new readers may not know, but old readers understand, it is called: can't help laughing.
This word is a sentence pattern that is negative and backward. The main point is that I can't help but laugh, I can't help but praise Xiaobu's beauty, and let's put it more commonly: when you see Xiaobu's beauty, you can't help but not praise.
Well, no matter new or old readers, don't hold back and brag.