Love is a very delicate thing, but to maintain it for a long time, I think the most important thing is to have consistent views and like-minded interests. Maybe because the third master and I have been good friends since childhood, and then smoothly transitioned into a couple, so although I often feel that he is too noisy when he is facing me, I often play with my mobile phone. Let him talk for a long time, but he always tells me: no one is more in tune with him than me.
When I was in college, I once went to Xiamen with my homework at the end of the term to find the third master. After a long day in the day, I would do my homework with a lamp at night.
There was a checkers program that was not finished until two or three o'clock in the middle of the night. When he turned his head and saw that the third master was already asleep, he snored softly and told me how sweetly he slept.
I was upset, and I slapped him on the back, and I woke him up with a shudder.
I remember that there was a joke on the Internet that said that a boyfriend beat his girlfriend up and then hugged her to coax her to tell her that she had a nightmare, don't be afraid, so I did the same. , he sat up and stared at me.
Then he told me coldly: "I haven't fallen asleep yet. I know you took it. Wait, I want revenge. When you fall asleep, wait for you to be woken up."
Scared me to decide to program till dawn...
It was also the end of the term. Seeing that I was working hard with my homework, the third master took me to eat steak. Although he would not cut the steak into small pieces for me as considerately as the hero of an idol drama, he could watch him act while eating. What is also very wonderful.
We chatted that day and talked about a former high school classmate who thought the store was too ugly to cut her hair. She started crying when she sat in the store. The cry was miserable. Later, the boss gave her free and gave it away. a membership card.
After eating, my stomach felt a little uncomfortable. He said that he also had stomach pains. Then, I don’t know if the classmate who cut his hair gave him inspiration. He suddenly lay on the table in pain, and pointed his long hand at the steak. the plate, "This steak... poisonous... poison..." and then fell on the table in a faint.
I shook his arm cooperatively: "Dear, what's wrong with you?"
The guest at the table behind us who just entered the door was so frightened that he changed his seat...
After half a minute of petrification, the handsome waiter walked past the third master as usual, and did not reduce our meal fee.
Once when we took the subway, there was no money in the bus card and no change, so we had to queue up to buy tickets at the ticket booth.
It was an extremely long line. I told the third master to let him go to the line first, and I went to buy a bottle of water.
As a result, when I came back with the water, I found that the line was still very long. I stood on the side of the line and looked around. After watching for a while, I turned my head to look at the third master, and then jokingly said to him: "Handsome guy, cut into the line. Okay?"
The third master glanced at me, pointed to his face and said, "I'll let you cut the line with a kiss."
I took two steps forward, grabbed his arm and kissed his face. Then he "fulfilled his promise" put me in front of him.
Later, the man standing in front of me kept looking back at me, I guess he was depressed, "Why doesn't this girl ask me to cut the queue?"
Regarding acting, I usually split up various personalities silly and pretend to play. The third master is the kind of person who is very calm in front of people.
Once I took the elevator to go downstairs to get takeout, the third master just called me, the signal in the elevator was not good, and the phone was automatically hung up.
When I got the takeaway and went back, the third master called again.
I said to him in a rough voice: "Your girlfriend is in my hands! If you want to redeem someone, get the money quickly!"
The third master replied in a slow voice, "five dollars, no more."
I yelled at him angrily: "Are you her boyfriend! Just give five dollars? It's very hard for her to take so much meat! Give me more!"
The third master said "Oh?" in doubt: "a lot of meat? That's not my girlfriend, you sell it."
I didn't know for a while whether I should be happy or not...
I have told the third master more than once how terrible the "manhole cover" is.
Some manhole covers seem to be placed there firmly, but if you step on them, they may turn over and fall you in, not to mention that some sewers are not covered at all!
Do you know that the orthopaedic department in the hospital has injured people who fall off the manhole cover and break their ribs all day long? Do you know how painful a broken bone is
The third master sneered at first, but after I read it, he began to consciously avoid the manhole cover. One night when we went out to eat, I held his arm and played with my mobile phone the whole time, without looking at the road at all, but when I got to the intersection, the third master said to me in an exaggerated tone: "You know what! You avoided seven manhole covers perfectly. You didn't even look at the road! You all went around it!"
Looking at his admiring eyes, I proudly said, "Because I have always had this awareness, seeing a manhole cover out of the corner of my eye is like seeing a tree or a wall, and I will consciously avoid it, so you have to develop a habit."
In fact, I made it up. I occasionally stepped on the manhole cover without looking at the road. That was just a coincidence.
Later, in order to help him form a reflex arc, as long as he stepped on the manhole cover when we walked together, I would punch him mercilessly, and it hurt him to want to break up with me.
Now, I am convinced that the third master really has a strong resistance to such round objects that are not in the middle of winter. Because last time we took Line 7, the floor tiles over there were designed with chess. When the third master got off the car and stepped on a black chess, he jumped back half a meter, then pointed to the floor tiles and said to me: "It's not a manhole cover! "
The author has something to say: Don't step on the manhole cover! Don't step on the manhole cover! Don't step on the manhole cover!
I'm going back to my grandma's house today, it's in the countryside and there's no internet, so tomorrow's update will probably be in the evening~
Will I go out for a trip, and there will be many, many comments when I come back! [Okay, I hear you all agreed.