Once I went to a small shopping mall to buy things, the third master was dragging his suitcase after a business trip. He didn’t want to go in and wait at the door because it was troublesome to store it. Originally, I bought a bag of rock candy and bought a hot water bottle. It would be good, but the hot water bottle was out of stock , the clerk helped me go to the warehouse to find it, which was a bit of a waste of time.
When I finally bought it and went out, the third master stepped up to hold my hand, and said to me affectionately, "You know, I've been suffering every minute since you entered."
I was stunned by this sudden confession, my heart blossomed with joy, and I even had to hold back my disdain: "Oh, I hate it~ You're so numb~"
Then he pulled the luggage in one hand and me in the other, and ran towards the direction of going home like he was about to fly: "Come on, I'm going to pee my pants!"
When I was in college, the third master came to Beijing to accompany me one year after the summer vacation. My eldest cousin found out that he had to invite him to dinner. There were two times in total, once with barbecue and once with hot pot.
Oh, that's not the point, the point is it's all self-help.
In the words of the third master, eating a meal of self-help is worth a year's life.
It was noon on the day we ate hot pot, and the third master and I held up like a balloon in our stomach, and we were going to fry it in minutes. It's hot and the sun is poisonous, so I made a good suggestion: let's go to Prince Gong's mansion, and take a walk.
It's just that the walking effect that day was not good. When the third master came out, he looked weaker than Jiaohua, and I was shocked. I happened to pass by the snack street of Huguo Temple. dinner.
According to the logic of ordinary people, his weak expression must be because of hunger, right
I was shouting "Jiajiang Noodles" and rushed into the store, when the third master grabbed the corner of my shirt and shook it... Not my hand! Not the arm! It's a corner! This kind of coquettish action is only made when my nephew really wants to play with the rocking car downstairs!
I asked him inexplicably: "What's wrong? Look at the fried sauce noodles, it looks delicious!"
The third master forced a smile: "I'm really uncomfortable. I'll bring you to eat when I have a chance in the future, okay? Let's go back first, I may have a heat stroke."
After all, I am a virtuous girlfriend, and he is so uncomfortable that he is like a weak chicken. I had to give up my beloved snack and go back to rest with him.
As soon as he got on the subway, he remained silent, and his face was not very good-looking.
When I arrived at a certain transfer station, a seat was vacated in front of me. Thinking that the third master was sick now, I thoughtfully let him sit, but he waved his hand and rejected my kindness.
I insisted on calling him again and again, but in exchange, I said, "Don't talk to me, it's uncomfortable for me to talk to you."
I felt that these words hurt my self-esteem, so I sat down silently, and then silently imitated him, looking out the window without saying a word.
After being left out for ten minutes, I was sure that he must have regretted his attitude towards me just now and was embarrassed to give in, so he didn't talk to me. So generously, I raised my head and looked at him affectionately, probably because my eyes were too hot, the third master looked down at me, just a brief glance, and continued to look out the window.
He was so arrogant, I had to take the initiative to take his hand: look at me, talk to me.
The third master lowered his head and looked at me with a pale face. The voice was a little small in the noisy carriage, but I could still hear it very clearly.
He said, "But I feel like throwing up when I see you."
The big guy and the little girl standing beside them laughed out loud!
Although I understand that you can't look down at me because you really want to vomit, there is something wrong with your expression, Third Master!
Later, we were speechless all the way. When the third master came home, he saw that my face was not good and he said that I also had heat stroke. Finally, we poured each other two bottles of Huoxiangzhengqi water and shook hands to make peace.
10
One night I bought half a durian. It was very sweet, so the taste was quite strong. I ate it in the dormitory and was almost beaten to death by my roommates. So I locked it in the cabinet, and from time to time I took a piece and ran to the balcony to eat it with the northwest wind.
The durian is quite big, and I didn’t finish eating it until I was about to sleep. I looked at the roommates who were already sleeping on the bed under the lamp, wondering if they would get up and fight with me when I opened the window to eat durian in the middle of the winter. After thinking about it for a while, I held the last piece of durian with a spoon, opened the door and went to the trash can in the corridor.
At first, I was standing, but later I felt that the target was too big to be seen, so I squatted by the trash can...
The more you are afraid of something, the more you will come. I thought that no one would go out after twelve o'clock, but suddenly I heard a voice of "Ouch—" and all kinds of messy voices rang out from the whole floor.
My mouth kept moving, wondering if this was a wolf
A minute later, I saw one or two girls running out of each dormitory, holding mobile phones in their hands, running to the window in the corridor and howling, "Meteor! Meteor!"
It turned out that it was the Gemini meteor shower that day, and I wanted to see it too, but the girls who came out were all our classmates. Everyone who ran past the trash can stop and say hello to me politely... I'm like a peacemaker The mascot matching the trash can responded to everyone with an embarrassed smile: "Look at the meteor, what a coincidence, I eat durian."
So I quickly ate the durian without squeezing by the window, and hurried back to the dormitory and climbed into bed.
There were a lot of meteors that day, and the people watching in the corridor would shout together almost every few minutes. I really wanted to see it, but I was very embarrassed to appear in front of them again, so I sent a WeChat message to the third master about it.
The third master said, "Since the sky is full of shooting stars, then you can make a wish with me first. Maybe you will hear a shooting star flying over your head."
I didn't take it seriously, but I promised: "I hope my family is healthy!"
Third Master: "Okay, I agree."
Considering that there are so many meteors, I made a few more wishes: "I hope we will always be well."
Third Master: "Okay, I agree."
I continued: "I hope I can lose twenty pounds next year!"
Third Master: "No, I don't agree with this."
Me: "Why! You said it doesn't count! Don't mislead Meteor! Quickly say 'Okay, I agree'!"
Third Master: "No, you are too thin and I don't feel safe. You look so good now."
I was speechless: "Okay, then I don't have a wish anymore, it's your promise."
The third master seemed to think about it for a while, and then replied to me after a while, "I hope that I can live as long as you."
The room was very dark that night, and it seemed very quiet because of the darkness. The slight snoring of the roommates and the shouting of the girls watching the shooting stars outside the house were very clear. For a moment, I suddenly wanted to cry.
I don't know if any of the stars heard the third master's wish when they fell. I told him just as he responded when I made a wish:
"Okay, I agree."
The author has something to say: lightly delete the previous words, and be a quiet beauty.