Every time I go to my grandmother's house in the country, the third master will be very sad, because it means losing contact with me for a day or two.
My grandmother's phone signal is poor and there is no wireless network. The most important thing is that it is a heated Kang Datong shop. The whole family is sitting on the kang. When the call came, I could only say a few words in a very indifferent tone, and I couldn't make a video.
Regarding the indifferent tone, the two of us are very consistent. When chatting privately, we are all tired and crooked. Once there is someone next to us, the tone of speech is the same as when the superior reports the situation.
I took a nap on the kang and slept until it was getting dark. I found the editor's message to me that the update task was still more than a thousand words short. I got up and sent a text message to the third master, begging him to write something to update it.
The third master asked if he was in a hurry. He was busy with work when he came home at night. I said that it would be fine to send it the next morning, and he responded in one bite. As a result, he didn't finish his work until after 11 o'clock in the evening, and asked me if I could send my previous love letters, and I said yes.
So there is an update like the stream of consciousness that you see.
It was a letter he wrote to me when he was nineteen years old. At that time, he was still a young literary and artistic young man, and he had to add ten periods to a sentence to express his unique ideas. The title of the letter was "My Things Are Small Things".
"Unconsciously I found that everything was arranged early" was the first song he mentioned breaking up with me after listening to it.
"Hug" was the first song I sang when we went to KTV on our first date to sing.
"Suddenly Thinking of You" is our favorite song for a long-distance relationship in college. We once argued over whether it was Hsiao Yaxuan or Lin Youjia who sang it well.
As for listening to Fang Datong with one earphone per person, it is probably the most romantic memory in high school that we recognize.
Those who have read my previous novel, "The Bear in Spring", will probably have the impression that it was what the hero said when he confessed to the heroine. As for that stalk, it was because he was reviewing the politics of postgraduate entrance exams in an extremely boring study. In the afternoon, the third master read this book to me.
And your hooligan comments said that he only remembered the word "□□" at the end. To tell the truth, this is his favorite state... He really doesn't like to wear clothes at home in the summer... He just reluctantly wears it after my strong protest. The one with the boxer shorts... I won't reveal much since he secretly reads the comments :)
It's really a sense of achievement to think about how to teach a young Wenqing with a clear and quirky painting style step by step into a current funny force! Just seeing his letter is still moved. I thought I was the only one who remembered some things, but he didn't forget it either.
One day I was lying on the bed and had dysmenorrhea, and suddenly I really wanted to drink milk tea, and it was a very sweet milk tea in a bottle with a lot of additives. My friend said that I actually wanted to drink the additives...
In short, I got up from the bed and ran out to buy milk tea, but my favorite sencha milk green was no longer available in the supermarket in the neighborhood. I am a principled person, and I will never treat food, so I dragged it. The tired body went to the next neighborhood to buy again, but the greenery of the next neighborhood was so good that I got lost after walking for a while.
The third master and I once watched a joke together. The elk called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!", and then the giraffe replied, "Hey, I'm a giraffe!"
When I got lost, I sent a text message to the third master to be cute: "Hey! My elk is spicy!"
As a result, the third master said to me: "don't lie to me, you are obviously pig essence."
/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Forget the pig, what is the description of the pig essence... [Maybe it sounds better than the pig demon? 【wrong! not at all!
The third master has a very bad habit - he likes to drop mobile phones.
When I was not very sensible, I was clamoring to break up with him, and when he tried to persuade him to no avail, the third master smashed the original Nokia that was resistant to falling and smashing.
Later, I quarreled with him unreasonably to break up, and then the Meizu MX was also scrapped.
So far, I have learned very well that even if we quarrel, I have to tell him not to drop the phone and keep calm.
Counting down, the third master has dropped three mobile phones in total, and the replacement is always more expensive, so when Apple released the 5S, I was always careful not to argue with him.
I once said to the third master earnestly, "What's wrong with what you learn, why do you learn the male lead of a Korean drama to drop his phone? That's not cool at all."
The third master justified that only the first time he voluntarily fell, and the next two times, the mobile phone flew to the ground inexplicably.
Later, the thing I was most worried about happened, and the third master really changed to 5S.
I asked weakly, "I haven't quarreled with you recently, have I?"
Third Master: "I really fell off the bed accidentally this time..."
And I, a thrifty housekeeper, virtuous and kind, who can't find any shortcomings at all, slipped my hand when I was rushing to buy a ticket with my brother, and the screen of my mobile phone fell down and shattered.
At that time, I was dumbfounded. I shook my mobile phone affectionately like Erkang calling Ziwei. When our TV is broken, it is usually good to shake and take a shot. My mobile phone also seemed to hear my call. Although the screen is cracked, it can still be turned on and used, but the touch screen is not very sensitive in broken places.
Later, I took the mobile phone to the repair shop to repair it. They said that the internal and external screens were integrated, and it would cost 280 to come up. As soon as I gritted my teeth, yes, 280 is 280.
When I came home with a brand-new screen, I realized a very serious problem - the logo on this screen is "HOAWEI", I rubbed my eyes several times to confirm that it was "HOAWEI".
My mouth opened like the second letter.
After a night of depression, I finally convinced myself that "HOAWEI" is just "HOAWEI", it is the same, I have to protect it.
So I bought a tempered screen from the Internet, and I put it on the film seriously. After sticking it for a long time, I found that there was always a big bubble at the low end. When I looked at it from the side, I understood what was going on... This fake screen has that logo printed on it. Outside the screen! If there are bubbles, there are bubbles. It is used the same. I should not dislike it, otherwise it will have a little emotion when it knows.
Finally, less than a week after the start of school, I touched the mobile phone beside the bed on the ground, and with a "squeak" sound, the screen of the cottage was also shattered.
Just a few days ago, the third master paid my salary and said that he would replace me with 6s. I thought about the urination and frequency of dropping my phone recently, and rationally rejected him and asked him to buy me a cheap phone. When I was holding the new phone, I suddenly remembered that the third master always threw the phone to change the phone.
10
The third master and I both believe that food has life, so it is necessary to praise "it looks super delicious" before eating, because it will really become super delicious with joy!
There was a time when I was having dinner with friends with the third master, and accidentally dropped a piece of salmon sashimi on the table. I quickly picked it up, and then said to the third master in unison, "before it responds!"
Then I ate it.
A friend asked us what we were doing, and the third master explained to him, "As long as you pick up the dropped food within three seconds and eat it quickly, the food has not reacted to being 'stained', so you won't be sad and give up on yourself. It tastes as good as the original.”
I chewed the meat and said, "That's right, that's it."
Well, then I felt that the third master's friend looked at us as if he were looking at two idiots.
The author has something to say: Many people who don't know the truth seem to have not realized that the last chapter was written by the third master... Hahahaha, how can such hypocritical words come from me!
However, there are really more comments than the last chapter I wrote, and I'm not happy... Please tell me you still love me!
Also, food really has the ability to perceive, remember to praise it before next meal, if someone thinks you are insane...you pretend to be.