11
For a while, the third master changed his mobile phone number, but my memory is not very good, and I can't remember it for a long time.
So the third master tried to make me remember while he was with me in Beijing.
while eating.
Third Master: "what's my phone number?"
I rolled my eyes and tried to recall: "XXXXX?..."
After the third master corrected it, let me memorize it again before continuing to eat.
when going to the toilet.
Third Master: "what's my phone number?"
I shook my legs and wanted to flush down the toilet, and said nonsense: "XXXXX...!"
The third master continued to correct, and did not let me go to the toilet until I was right.
While walking, the third master suddenly stopped in front of me and refused to let him pass.
I banged my head against his chest thinking about the awkward number, and he pushed my head while reminding me. I would push it a few times when the number was, and knock it once when it was zero.
Going to take out the trash, he stood in the doorway, with the provocation of "you know" in his eyes.
I looked up at him, shoved the garbage bag directly into his hand and turned back.
In short, after being constantly asked, I finally formed a conditioned reflex, and memorizing his mobile phone number was easier than the bank card password.
One day, the third master called: "what's my phone number?"
I said it without hesitation, and then asked doubtfully, "Are you still worried? I really remember it."
Third Master: "No, I was filling out a form, and suddenly I can't remember my mobile phone number."
I:"… "
Who has a bad memory
12
The work and rest time of the third master and I are not the same. It may be mainly because I like to sleep when I have nothing to do, especially the afternoon naps are followed by afternoon naps. Therefore, when the third master calls me to wake me up, I am often half-awake. scold.
Later, I set a rule for the third master. If it is not urgent, you must send a WeChat to ask before calling me.
The third master said that when he called me, it was the time when a normal person should be awake. After the protest was invalid, he accepted this "suggestion".
One day he sent me an animated emoji on WeChat, an animation of a person feeding a little bear to drink water.
I was about to go to sleep, and I glanced at him and pretended to be asleep and didn't return to him.
As a result, when I woke up, I found that the third master had sent a lot of WeChat messages.
Third Master: Feed you some water~
Third Master: Why don't you drink it
Third Master: Heartbroken.
Third Master: Sure enough, you don't love me anymore? Don't even drink the water I feed you...
As a wise high-level human, I don't quite understand why the boring scenes he made up in his brain are worthy of his self-confidence? It felt as if he could be happy by himself even though I was sleeping all the time.
13
As an important means to maintain our relationship, the third master and I basically have at least five minutes of video every night. Sometimes we talk for a while if we want to say something.
In these precious few minutes, the third master has never been able to have a good relationship with me.
One night my computer was playing "Across the Ocean to See You", and Zhou Huajian's voice was particularly infectious, so I sang along with the song.
"A strange city/in a familiar corner
We also comforted each other / We also embraced and sighed
No matter what the outcome will be."
Such a song that echoes the atmosphere of our long-distance relationship makes me cry when I sing it. When I stopped, I looked at the third master: "How do you feel after listening to it?"
Third Master: "I feel... you're out of tune. "
I:"… "
I smiled and waved at him, resolutely decided to turn off the video, but he seemed to see my intention and tried desperately to stop me: "Wait a second, I'll show you something good."
Out of curiosity, I gave him a chance to be a human again, folded my arms and snorted, "What?"
As a result, he saw that he flicked both hands, and two fluorescent balls flashing red and blue light alternately appeared in front of the screen.
I again: "… "
He looked proud: "I removed the fluorescent light sticks I gave out when I went to the game last time."
After that, he kept throwing the ball, and when it didn't light up, he tossed it, and when it didn't light up, he tossed it until the ball ran out of power and didn't light up again.
I witnessed the whole process, and the original sadness disappeared.
Another time recently, I went out with a friend and came back with a lot of interesting things I wanted to tell him, but he suddenly said, "I want to go to the toilet."
When I was talking about my excitement, I said to him fiercely: "No, hold on!"
As a result, he frowned, "No, I can't hold back."
Then he stood up with his mobile phone in his hand and said as he walked to the toilet, "Let's go, I'll take you with me."
Seeing that the toilet door was closed, I was so frightened that I quickly hung up the video.
are you crazy! Who wants you to take it with you!
14
Once when we went shopping together in the mall, I saw a couple pushing a cart, the woman was holding the handle, and the man was hugging the girl from behind and pushing the handle.
I said enviously to the third master, "look how sweet they are."
The third master said disdainfully, "Public places are too immoral. Don't you see a lot of people looking at them?"
I curled my lips, kicked him in the calf, and continued walking.
After walking around for a while, I remembered the couple again, and asked tentatively, "Let's try it too? There are shelves here, and there are not many people."
The third master silently released the cart and took a step back. After I squeezed in, he continued to push the cart.
I don’t know if it’s because the little girl in the couple is petite or the coat I wore that day was too fat (it’s not because I’m fat anyway), after the third master surrounded me, I felt like I was stuck between two walls Yes, basically can't move at will.
And walking is uncomfortable. Either the toes hit the wheel or the heel hit the third master's foot. After a few steps, I got out from under the third master's arm.
I asked the third master, "Aren't they tired of walking like this?"
The third master replied, "it's immoral to tell you."
Me: "Is it used to be immoral?"
The third master ignored me and carefully picked out what to eat and drink when we were going to the island to play the next day.
Although it's useless to say that, I think what I like the most about the third master is the way he looks when he buys food for me, so I ran after him, hugged his waist from behind and buried his face on his back, "We are so Let's go."
The third master didn't say a word. I guess he struggled in his heart whether it was appropriate to do this in a public place, but in the end he didn't let him go, so I just hugged him and followed him around for a long time.
Later, when he went to the mall, the first step was to push the car, and the second step was to let me hold him from behind.
I sometimes tease him: "Auntie is laughing at you!"
He deceived himself and said, "It's you who is making fun of you."
Classmates, is it immoral? Does your face hurt
The author has something to say: This week's list tasks are a bit too many words, I'm afraid I won't be able to write that many, please add personality and ask 50 [Is it called this name? Sexuality? Why does it feel weird...
Anyway, if you want to ask me or the third master's comment today, just ask it. Ask whatever you like. Anyway, it's too strange, and I won't answer it. Uh, maybe, I'll give you the whole little Huangwen on a whim. It's not impossible [It's really impossible, really.
Well, that's the point, let's ask~