Interlude: 50 Questions about Affinity, Not Sexuality
Q. Bianbian: I am more concerned about the height difference, please ask.
Third Master: I don't really care.
Xiaobu: She should be asking what is the height difference between us
Third Master: That's it.
Xiaobu: Hmm.
Q. Ling Bingxi: I want to know the height difference←_←
Third Master: You should ask that.
Xiaobu: He is 180, I am 165.
Q. Lala: When Xiaobu likes the third master the most is when he buys you food, when does the third master like Xiaobu the most? Haha interaction I like it! !
Third Master: When we eat together!
Xiaobu: I thought it was when you asked me to work and I rarely agreed _(:зゝ∠)_
Q. Nuomi: Did you live in the same house when you lived together
Third Master: Live in a house.
Xiaobu: Uh, we have a one-bedroom, just one house.
Q. Babao Xiaofei: Can you arrange the wedding for us at once? I really want to go to a wedding! ! !
Third Master: Thinking about it, we are not going to do it in China.
Xiaobu: Actually, I don't plan to have a wedding, I want to travel.
Q. Passerby A: When are you going to propose and get married? How did you propose
Third Master: This year and next year, I have no idea how to propose.
Xiaobu: Come to think of it, hello, you never proposed to me QAQ
Third Master: What did you say? The signal on the train is not very good.
Q... |Nuan, 々°: Xiaobu Xiaobu, whoever took the initiative for the first time, looks like you no matter what.
Third Master: @小布.
Xiaobu: I just wanted to say I don't know how to answer him, not to answer your question, thank you.
Q. Passerby A: When will you get married
Third Master: Next year.
Xiaobu: Isn't it this year
Third Master: Are you asking about getting a certificate? I thought it was talking about a wedding.
Xiaobu: I don't know either... Are you going to have a wedding with me next year? I do not know how
Third Master: You know how to eat.
Q.zoey~: Assuming gender swapping, please feel free to play next~
Third Master: This question is too difficult, I chose to ask for help @小布.
Xiaobu: To tell the truth, I often think that if I were a man, I would definitely marry him. Really, it's perfect.
Q.Sansan: Besides durian, what else do you like to eat
Third Master: Egg tarts.
Xiaobu: I like to eat delicious food. I prefer sweets, but I dare not eat spicy food.
Q. Ah Zui: What made you have so much doubt about your sexuality and asked us to ask 50 questions about your sexuality? Pretending to be a relationship, I will also mention one, which part of the other's body do you like the most
Third Master: Hair.
Xiaobu: I haven't thought about it, maybe it's the eyebrows? Thick like Crayon Shin-chan. Oh, maybe it's an arm, I like to hang it on it [how to say I look like a monkey.
Q. Yuki: How long have you been dating
Third Master: Not long? @Bush
Xiaobu: About a year...
Q. Zhuo Xiaoxi: How many children do you plan to have? hey-hey
Third Master: Two? @Bush
Xiaobu: Hmm.
Q. Huskies: Was it planned or accidental the first time? () Unexpected
Third Master: Unexpectedly, but under the plan.
Xiaobu: Classmate, you need this pack of decontamination powder in my hand, three times a day, 10g each time, with running water.
Q. Lin Lin loves Mommy: I want to ask, if we get engaged next year, can we in the same city eat candy
Third Master: Ask @小布 about this.
Xiaobu: If you're married, let's see if we can deliver wedding candy to you
Q. Lost Night: Xiaobu... Sexuality and sexuality... Xiaobu's subconscious contamination... Question: What happened when Xiaobu and Sanye went to each other's house for the first time~
Third Master: It was the first time I officially went to drink a lot of wine with Father Bu 23333
Xiaobu: I thought hard for a long time, but I can't seem to remember what happened when I went to the third master's house for the first time... It's been a long time.
Q.calabash: When was the first time
Third Master: It's more than seven o'clock in the evening and not eight o'clock.
Xiaobu: Hey, you don't have to be so upright!
Q. Yanjue: Mengmeng, Xiaobu, what is your weight now
Third Master: @小布
Xiaobu: Can you pretend to be a hundred pounds
Q. A cup full of skills for buddies: How did you tell your family when you were in a long-distance relationship... Now this question is so confusing.
Third Master: Say it directly.
Xiaobu: Why did you say that a long-distance relationship is like coming out of the closet... Just say that you have a partner. I was that time when the third master asked me to go out to watch a movie. I told my mother that the third master wanted to chase me. The third master was sitting on the sofa and watching Crayon Shinchan. Her mother was thinking about hygiene. "Mom, I'm in love."
Q. Lin Xixiyang: I will just ask, when will I get married!
Third Master: Next year.
Xiaobu: Is this a wedding or a license
Q. Dust plug Terminator: Although there is a fixed pattern of one hundred questions on the Internet, but I want to ask... [Ah, I'm too embarrassed to shoot~] I'm afraid that the water meter will be checked, so let's forget it~ Change another one, third master Does your family already consider you family
Third Master: @小布
Xiaobu: How do I know what his parents think... Even if they don't treat me as a family member, they won't tell me directly 23333
However, I have eaten more than a hundred meals at their house.
Q. Ah: When was the first time and how did it feel
Third Master: It's more than seven o'clock in the evening and it's not even eight o'clock. very happy.
Xiaobu: Classmate, you need this pack of decontamination powder in my hand, three times a day, 10g each time, with running water. [Look at the third master] I think you need a drink too.
Q. The key to the second family: Xiaobu, what was the most touching thing the third master said
Third Master: @小布
Xiaobu: I'll buy you something to eat.
Q. Jun: Are the engagement and marriage dates mentioned on Weibo true
Third Master: It's true.
Xiaobu: Why should I take a vacation [laugh cry]
Q. Ai Mu: When do you plan to have a baby? How many are born? How many boys and how many girls
Third Master: Two years later. two. one by one.
Xiaobu: Do you really think you are writing novels, wanting men to want men, and wanting women to want women? But when we think about this problem ourselves, I hope to have a brother and a sister, and the third master wants a sister and a brother.
Q. Your Majesty, your queen is lost: what is the mobile phone number of the third master? Hahaha, just kidding, to be honest, are you really going to get engaged on May 1st and get a certificate on November 1st
Third Master: 188********, to be honest.
Xiaobu: I mentioned it to my family, and they said we made it ourselves.
Q. Hehehe: What is the most shameful thing two people have done together in public (=^ω^=)
Third Master: What is shame? Is it okay to eat
Xiaobu: At most... that is, it's sad to kiss the face when we drop off at the station. As far as I remember, there is nothing ashamed. We are quite shy in front of people.
Q. Tangyuan is delicious if you sell it cute: Same question for the first time.
Third Master: Do you drink decontamination powder
Xiaobu: #My Reader is a Dirty Woman Series# Come and come, tell me an old joke.
[He held back and stopped moving, wiped the sweat on her forehead with his thumb, and asked softly, "Baby, are you alright?"
She was clearly in severe pain, but her eyes were full of stubbornness: "Continue."
Feeling distressed across his eyes, he kissed her forehead, "I'm afraid of your pain."
She pulled a smile from the corner of her mouth and patted his shoulder, "It's okay, this baby is patient!"]
Okay, the yellow joke is over, promise me, Sven's end of the interview, okay
Q.yo: I want to know what it was like when the third master officially met your parents for the first time? After confirming the relationship, I will meet my girlfriend's parents. Ha~
Third Master: This is for you! I feel so cute!
Xiaobu: Just like I can't remember the first time I met his parents, I can't remember the first time he came to my house... I'm probably just nervous. I don't talk much. My dad drinks as much as he drinks. …
Q.^_^cc: How long does it take you two to WeChat, how do you know that a guy likes you? That's it.
Third Master: You are not a problem.
Xiaobu: She asked us how long WeChat took.
Third Master: This answer is quite long.
Xiaobu: Liar... The first year of our relationship was a passionate relationship. We made phone calls for an hour or two every day, and then gradually reduced the length of contact. Let's each have their own lives. WeChat is like text messages. I don't know how long to say a few words when I have nothing to do with each other, but every day before going to bed, I will make a phone call to share the day's events. After work, he is busy during the day, and he doesn't chat if he has nothing to do, but he can video at night, sometimes for half an hour, sometimes for five or six minutes. Just read the novel.
Conclusion: My readers are so serious, poof~
The author has something to say: I really want to collect 50 questions. If you still have questions, you can continue to write them down. I can sort them out again in a few days, but... Please be gentle. answer anything...